Category: Phony soldiers

Yeah, this one is pretty blatant about her bullshit. I don’t know why someone with those cans would feel a need to lie.

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Lieutenant, Special Forces

I plan and conduct training and operations for foreign internal defense, unconventional warfare, direct action, special reconnaissance, and counter-terrorism. I advises the commander on all matters pertaining to task organization and preparation/execution of operation plans and contingency plans from higher headquarters. Formulates policies and procedures, and prepares and issues battalion operations orders. Supervise all aspects of the battalion collective training and certification programs.

You’d think a Yale grad could spell Army, wouldn’t you? I don’t know of any SF units stationed in Hawaii, however what I don’t know about Special Forces would fill an encyclopedia these days.

Notice that it doesn’t say that she’s Special Operations or Special Warfare or any of those other “Special XXX” that you guys like to parse my posts with. It says Special Forces and I’m guessing that she doesn’t have an 18-series specialty or whatever officers have.

And, oh, TSO says that Yale doesn’t have an international criminal law program, so that’s another thing.

Thanks to Bobo for the link.

COB6 wrote about Brian Culp nearly three years ago when he was convicted of violations of the Stolen Valor Act and forgery of a military ID card. It seems you can’t keep a good criminal down according to My San Antonio;

Probation officers are seeking to revoke the supervised release of Culp, 41, saying he violated probation on a nine-month jail sentence, part of which he served. They allege he failed to inform the office that he was moving, failed to show up for at least one mental-health treatment session, and failed to meet in person with his probation officer as required.

The judge remanded Culp back into custody and forwarded his case for a final revocation hearing before U.S. Magistrate Judge John Primomo — who had given Culp a break in the past before sending him to jail in August 2010 after Culp failed to follow orders of the probation office.

Primomo sentenced Culp in 2009 to three years of probation, but Culp disobeyed his probation officers and was kicked out of a halfway house for insolence, lying, intimidation and other misbehavior. That resulted in Primomo handing him a nine-month jail sentence.

Good for Culp – he’s not letting the Man keep him down. We need more Stolen Valor criminals to demonstrate why they need to be tossed in the hoosegow. In fact, authorities can send me the key for safe keeping.

Several of you have sent us this video of our buddy, Don Shipley, as he rants about stolen valor shitbags. The money quote is “…I’m on you like a hobo on a ham sandwich, you rotten sons of bitches.”

Thanks to the guys at KitUp!

Average NCO sent us a link yesterday to a story about a 90-year-old judge, J. Taylor Phillips, who says he spent ten years in the Marine Corps which included combat during World War II and Korea. He also claims that he earned the Navy Cross and two Purple Hearts;

He says his tour of duty involved fighting in World War II and the Korean War.

“In the Marine Corps, the boats would leave, and the Navy would take them away. We had no where to go but in. We went in or got killed, one of the two.”

For his service Phillips received two Purple Hearts and the Navy Cross. Phillips says with everything he does in life, the goal is always for good and to help someone.

You can see the shadowbox in the video at the link.

But, according to our buddy Doug Sterner, who we contacted last night, he never earned the Navy Cross for any conflict. POW Network doubts his claims for the Purple Hearts, too. But, hey that’s his right to lie like a dog and claim to be something he isn’t. Right?

That’s probably why the Ninth Circus decided lying about military service is protected speech, so they can protect themselves when they go out to pick up women with someone else’s valor.

“I was young. I was too young to go in really. I told them I was older than I was. One of the few times I really had to lie. I wanted so much to go in.”

But he lies everyday when he looks at the shadowbox in his office and tells himself that those medals are his medals.

I’ve never heard of this Mike Zinna guy before today, but someone knows who he is because they sent me some links and his FOIA. He seems quite litigious, too, so that sparked some of my interest. But, it appears he’s a radio talk show host in Denver who brags about his secret squirrel days in the Air Force, like in his bio;

Yeah, yeah, six years, TS clearance, off the books. I don’t know how you “earn” a Top Secret clearance, you either pass the investigation or you don’t. There’s no promotion or pay raise involved. Well, here’s his FOIA;

Well, 27 months is almost like six years, right? And an Airman Basic after two years of service, yeah, that’s the kind of guys who have Top Secret clearances. Of course, Zinna would probably explain it away that the Secret Service altered his records to embarrass him.

But, seriously, do you know how bad you have to suck in the Air Force to only get one ribbon in two years? You have to work at that shit.

The Secret Service sent me this surveillance photo of Zinna from his Air Force days;

Average NCO who initiated the internet posse which brought down phony Special Forces sniper and the journalist who wrote about him, Bob Duft, who we wrote about yesterday, sends us these photos of the mighty power Ranger;

This is the one that was included in the article with his shadowbox of shame;

I don’t know where Average NCO got this one, but if this the guy who claims he was in Vietnam his first year of service at the age of 16, he’s missing quite a few awards. One NDSM does not a hero make. ANd the flash on the beret centered on his forehead is a dead giveaway for phony, and that doesn’t look like the authorized belt to wear with khakis. And I don’t recognize the Distinctive Unit Crest either. If he was a support wienie at Group (I can’t quite make out the branch insignia), he’d have been wearing a candy stripe and not a full flash. And no jump wings? They’re hardly going to have a nasty-ass leg at Group with a full flash.

His records are at this link.

Dick.