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Category: North Korea

  • Colorado Springs safe from North Korean missile strike

    In North Korea’s latest propaganda video, they threaten Colorado Springs, Colorado with a nuclear missile strike, but residents of the town which is also home to the Air Force Academy, shouldn’t worry. Apparently, ND;tBF thinks the city is somewhere in Louisiana, Texas or Oklahoma, according to the map in the video;

    I’m guessing that Joe Bite Me mapped it out for them, because they’re probably not familiar with all of the 57 states.

  • Kim Jong Un scares me

    OK, I wasn’t scared before, but I am now;

    Without the gun, I thought he was just a little fat kid, but now that I see him with a scary black gun, he looks so dangerous, so grown up.

    Naw, just kidding. He’s still a punk.

  • Norks are coming!

    According to the Associated Press, the North Korean leader, Needle Dick; the Bug F*cker, has given his military the equally impotent permission to attack US and South Korean militaries in South Korea;

    North Korea warned early Thursday that its military has been cleared to attack the U.S. using “smaller, lighter and diversified nuclear” weapons, while the U.S. said it was strengthening protection in the region and seeking to defuse the situation.

    Despite the intense rhetoric, analysts do not expect a nuclear attack by North Korea, which knows the move could trigger a destructive, suicidal war that no one in the region wants. It’s not believed to have the ability to launch nuclear-tipped missiles, but its other nuclear capabilities aren’t fully known.

    According to the Washington Beacon, China is gearing up for a possible reopening of hostilities in the war that has been fairly stagnant for 60 years;

    The Obama administration, meanwhile, sought to play down the Chinese military buildup along the border with Beijing’s fraternal communist ally despite the growing danger of conflict following unprecedented threats by Pyongyang to attack the United States and South Korea with nuclear weapons.

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    The buildup appears linked to North Korea’s March 30 announcement that it is in a “state of war” with South Korea after the United Nations imposed a new round of sanctions following the North’s Feb. 12 nuclear test and because of ongoing large-scale joint U.S.-South Korea military exercises.

    I don’t know about the rest of you, but I can’t help but feel a little excited at the potential of millions of North Koreans presenting themselves as targets here. It’s the next best thing to the Zombie Epoch. I hope they wait until I can sight in my new Model 700. But I do have aiming stakes set up for the potential drop zone that my deck overlooks – it’s going to happen just like “Red Dawn”, right?

    I hate to bring you down, but it’s probably all bluster. I’m pretty sure that the Obama Administration is loading up a plane right now with bags of money that Jimmy Carter can deliver to ND;tBF.

  • ND:tBF – the Tantrums Continue

    Kim Jong-Un – designated by Jonn as ND:tBF here at TAH – is at it again.  He’s throwing yet another temper tantrum.

    This time, per the official state news agency KCNA he’s put his artillery and rocket units on “combat-ready posture”.  He also says they’re ready to strike targets in “South Korea, Japan, Guam, Hawaii and the continental US”.  And he’s also warning South Korea that they should “be mindful that everything will be reduced to ashes and flames the moment the first attack is unleashed.”

    (yawn)  Just another episode of “Norks being Norks”, IMO.

    The Pentagon’s reaction?  The KNCA remarks were characterized as “bellicose rhetoric” by a spokesman.  The spokesman also indicated that US was prepared “to respond to any contingency.”

    No word on whether or not the Pentagon spokesman yawned, belched, or farted before or while making his remarks.  (smile)