Category: Navy

  • Naval Reactors Examination

    A little bit of a weekend diversion from the political realities of the past few days. I recall seeing something similar to this back in the day, and my fellow nukes here can attest this is sometimes not far from the real thing.

    Naval Reactors Aptitude Test

    Instructions: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions. Time limit 4 hours. Begin immediately. Work in numerical order. Equipment remaining from question #1 may prove useful in questions #3 and #6.

    1. Medicine. You have been provided with a razor blade, a piece of gauze, and a bottle of scotch. Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected. You have 15 minutes.

    2. History. Describe the history of the papacy from its origins to the present day. Concentrate especially but not exclusively on its social, political, economic, religious, and philosophical impact on Europe, Asia, America, and Africa. Be brief, concise, and specific.

    3. Public Speaking. Two thousand drug-crazed aborigines are storming the classroom. Calm them. You may use any ancient language except Latin and Greek.

    4. Biology. Create life. Estimate the difference in subsequent human culture if this form of life had been created 500 million years earlier. Pay special attention to its probable effect on the English Parliamentary System.

    5. Music. Write a piano concerto. Orchestrate and perform it with flute and drum. You will find a piano under your seat.

    6. Engineering. The disassembled parts of a high power rifle have been placed in a box on your desk. You will also find an instruction manual printed in Swahili. In 10 minutes a hungry Bengal tiger will be admitted to the room. Take whatever action you feel is appropriate. Be prepared to justify your decision.

    7. Sociology. What sociological problems might accompany the end of the world? Construct and experiment to test your theory.

    8. Management Science. Define management. Define science. How do they relate? Create a generalized algorithm to optimize all managerial decisions. Assuming a Cray X-MP supercomputer supporting 50 terminals, each terminal to activate your algorithm, design the communications interface and all necessary control problems.

    9. Psychology. Based on your knowledge of their works, evaluate the emotional stability, degree of adjustment, and repressed frustration of each: Alexander of Aphrodisias, Ramses II, Gregory of Nicea, and Hammurabi. Support your evaluation with quotations from each man’s work. It is not necessary to translate.

    10. Economics. Develop a realistic plan for refinancing the national debt. Trace the possible effects of your plan on these areas: Cubism, The Donatist Controversy, and the wave theory of light.

    11. Epistemology. Take a position for or against truth. Prove the validity of your position.

    12. Classical Physics. Explain the nature of matter. Include in your answer an evaluation of the impact of the development of mathematics on science.

    13. Modern Physics. Produce element 119. Determine its half-life.

    14. Energy Resources. Construct a working fusion reactor.

    15. Philosophy. Sketch the development of human thought. Estimate its significance. Compare this with the development of any other kind of thought.

    16. General Knowledge. Describe in detail, briefly.

    17. Extra Credit. Define the universe. Give three examples.

    And in other news, the females on submarines experiment has taken a not-so-happy turn. Seems that three of the female Supply Officers are currently off the boat pending NCIS investigation into allegations of fraud on their travel claims. Yay, integrity! Only 37.5 percent of O-3 females doing stupid shit!  More on the story at Navy Times:

  • What the Heck… More Good News for a Sunday

    As an added bonus this bit has some liberals in a snit.
    ‘Act Of Valor’ #1 With $25M Weekend

    Relativity’s R-rated Act Of Valor has stayed No. 1 all weekend. It’s the the Bandito Brothers’ independently financed low-budget U.S. Navy fighting force tale using actual SEALs from an original screenplay by Kurt Johnstad (300).

    Jonn’s review is here.

  • Tar and Feathers. Wish I’d Thought of That.

    Rurik sends a link: Tar and Feathers for Ray Mabus

    Jed Babbin served as a deputy undersecretary of defense in the George H.W. Bush administration so he has a very useful perspective.

    Back in the Reagan days, the phrase “personnel is policy” revealed an insight on how Washington works. Any administration is more likely to succeed if it hires the best people who are ideologically oriented to its goals. If your agenda is radically-liberal, as Obama’s is, you would choose someone like Ray Mabus, a former Mississippi governor, to be your Navy secretary.

    Navy Secretary Mabus, like Obama, believes that our armed services are political tools, playthings to be splashed about like toys in a toddler’s bathtub. Yes, they are all too willing to bask in the glories of DEVGRU (aka, SEAL Team 6), but the credit for those achievements is JFK’s, not theirs.

    Under Mabus and Obama, our Navy has shrunk to World War I levels, women are serving on submarines and we are spending untold millions or billions on “greening” the navy. The Marine Corps is about to be cut massively and the navy’s shipbuilding program is being delayed, resulting in a force that may be over-stressed or even incapable of doing its job in the next crisis.

    Right now we have more admirals than ships. The fleet stands at about 285 ships, down from the Cold War level of nearly 600. We have about 336 admirals. And some of them are interesting picks.

    Babbin continues in some detail so take a minute to read it. There’s little new for most TAH readers, but he does a fine job putting it all together.

    And a reminder of  one thing we can do short of tar and feathers…

    No Murtha Ship!

  • Before There Were SEALS

    Disclaimer: I knew UDT types back in the day. Larry Bailey is the first SEAL I met.

    This showed up on FB this evening:  Just a Sailor.

    BIGELOW, acting instantly as the deadly projectile exploded into fragments which penetrated the No. 1 gun magazine and set fire to several powder cases, picked up a pair of fire extinguishers and rushed below in a resolute attempt to quell the raging flames.

    Nothing to add. Except that Just A Sailor is swiped from a pal.

  • Navy to (mis) name another ship (UPDATED)

    Doctor D sent us a DoD press advisory announcing that the Secretary of the Navy is about to name a new Independence variant littoral combat ship (LCS) this afternoon. They don’t specifically say what the new ship will be named, but they include this line in the advisory;

    Former Rep. Ike Skelton, former Rep. Gabrielle Giffords, and Roxanna Green will be attending the event. Green is the mother of Christina-Taylor Green, the nine-year-old girl who was killed while attending the meeting of constituents where Giffords was shot during an assassination attempt in January 2011.

    So, I’m just guessing, but it looks like they’re planning on naming the ship after Christina-Taylor Green. No disrespect to the little girl or her family is intended, but haven’t we lost enough actual members of the Department of the Navy in the last ten years that we can’t name the ship for them rather a pre-pubescient girl? Weren’t there any real heroes whose claim to fame is a little bit more than being an innocent by-stander?

    Name a bridge, airport or a highway after her, not a fighting warship. I can’t believe I have to type this.

    UPDATE: Zero sends a picture of the new ship;

    The same thoughts as above apply. There haven’t been a number of actual Department of the Navy employees who’ve given their lives, we have to name the ship after someone who was shot in a parking lot and survived?

    No, her party affiliation has nothing to do with my opinion. We said good things about her on the day BEFORE she was shot.

  • The Navy Defines Hazing For Us?

    I have mixed feeling about this story. In fact, I was hesitant to post about it.
    Navy: 8 tossed from Bonhomme Richard for hazing

    SAN DIEGO — The Navy discharged eight sailors after a hazing incident aboard a San Diego-based amphibious assault ship that was captured on video and included the choking of a fellow sailor, a Navy spokesman said Saturday.

    The eight received general discharges following allegations they assaulted and choked the sailor aboard Bonhomme Richard as part of a rite to initiate the sailor into a new department, said Lt. Cmdr. David McKinney.

    McKinney said the assault, which took place Jan. 17 in the ship’s berthing area, was videotaped, and the victim treated for injuries.

    Boys will be boys,  and the Navy is just over-reacting in this modern PC climate would seem a valid appraisal at first glance.  Indeed Doc Bailey makes this point over at his place.

    However, there is one line in the Navy Times  story that seems to belie that take?

    The injuries were not serious, but the sailor sought treatment and reported the incident to his superiors, leading to the discharges, McKinney said.

    Once this “harmless horseplay” rises to that level the NAVY has to do something! Imagine if his superiors had said something like “Don’t be such a crybaby!” and dropped it? Do we really need the kind of headlines that would likely engender?

    In truth I still ain’t sure what “hazing” is nowadays, but the words “assault”, cover-up, and “climate of brutality”  wouldn’t look too good in the press. That is quite clear.

  • GO NAVY – Bravo Zulu!

    American hostage in Somalia rescued by US Navy SEALs in overnight raid

    In a daring nighttime raid Tuesday, U.S. Navy SEALs rescued two hostages, including one American, who were being held by kidnappers in Somalia, U.S. officials tell NBC News.

    American Jessica Buchanan, 32, and a 60-year-old Dane, Poul Thisted, were working for a Danish relief organization in northern Somalia when they were kidnapped last October. U.S. officials described their kidnappers as heavily armed common criminals with no known ties to any organized militant group.

    According to the U.S. officials, two teams of Navy SEALs landed by helicopter near the compound where the two hostages were being held.  As the SEALS approached the compound on foot gunfire broke out, the U.S. officials said, and several of the militants were reportedly killed. There is no word that any of the Americans were wounded.

    Not much worth adding. Bad guys down. Innocents saved.

    Oh yeah, for you Army types BZ:

    This is a naval signal, conveyed by flaghoist or voice radio, meaning “well done”; it has also passed into the spoken and written vocabulary. It can be combined with the “negative” signal, spoken or written NEGAT, to say “NEGAT Bravo Zulu,” or “not well done.”

  • PolitiFact busted, again

    Politifact, the nominally non-partisan “fact checker” which takes a statement by a politician, surveys a group of “experts” of their own choosing and then coughs up a “truth-o-meter” score, has landed in hot water, again. Previously it was when the liberal media establishment got all asshurt over Politifact calling the claim that Republicans were trying to end Medicare the “Lie of the Year”, much to the amusement of columnists like Mark Hemingway over at The Weekly Standard. Hemingway had previously worked to expose so called “fact checking” organizations as being fundamentally misrepresentative highlighting, among other things, the absurdity of using AP reports as the arbiter of proper military analysis after Politifact went after Romney on a Iran statement.

    This time around it again concerns our military.
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