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Category: I hate hippies

  • El Marko in NYC

    Editor Note: Sorry, Ringo emailed to tell me that it was El Marko and not Ringo who posted this essay. But, all of those white boys look alike to me in their emails.

    Our buddy, El Marko left the lunacy in LA behind and was introduced to whole ‘nuther kind of crazy in New York City last weekend. He shares it with us in his latest post “Zuccotti Utopia: Portraits of The New Revolutionaries“;

    I recently traveled from Colorado to New York the weekend before the demise of the revolutionary social experiment in lower Manhattan known as Occupy Wall Street’s “Camp Anonymous.” I went intending to capture for posterity photographic images of the people and infrastructure that comprised that hopeful utopian “model community for a new world.”

    I thank goodness for folks like El Marko…I get to stay here among the ‘splodin’ meth labs rather than travel to real dangerous areas.

  • UC Davis pepper sprayed students consented

    From our buddy, Gateway Pundit, maybe the “iconic moment” at UC Davis was staged.

    In the beginning of this video taken moments before they were sprayed with pepper spray by LT Pike, the students consent to the gassing;
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  • You reap what you sow

    If I was a cop at UC Davis, you couldn’t beat me out the gate;
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  • Yeah, go act a fool in Egypt

    Three American students thought it would be a good idea to mess with Egyptian security forces by tossing Molotov cocktails at them and now they’re discovering that there are real consequences for their actions when they jerk around in a foreign country;

    The students are accused of setting off molotov cocktails and clashing with police in Tahrir Square, where anti-government protesters are gathering in response to calls for a “million-man march.”

    American University President Lisa Anderson said the university is working closely with the U.S. embassy to get the young men released.

    What? No pepper spray? No warning?

    The only time I’ve ever spent in jail was in another country and let me tell you, American jail is like a resort compared to the way other countries treat people suspected of crimes. These three shit-for-brains are about to find out how tough it is.

    UC Davis should take notes.

    On Twitter, Gates wrote often of his experiences in Tahrir Square, and said he wanted to die in Egypt

    It’s a Christmas miracle! He may get exactly what he wished for, but being hung from a crane isn’t as glamorous as it might sound. But, it probaby better than living in Egyptian prison conditions for a decade or so.

  • Try again, Junior

    TSO sends the above pictured Navy guy who weeps on the “We are the 99%” website about all of the things that get done to him. Of course, all of those things can be corrected, if he can summon the patience to do something besides bitch about his bad luck. But I guess it’s just easier to write your problems on a piece of paper and show it to the hippies.

    If anyone else has the same problems, contact us and we’ll get something done about it…but we won’t let you publicly humiliate all of us with your willful ignorance and sloth.

  • Tell me something I don’t know

    Old Trooper sends a link from our buddy Gateway Pundit who reports that the Occupy protesters are full of shit;

    There’s a whole lot of squatting going on at Camp Poopstock Santa Cruz. Verum Serum posted on this disturbing report from the Mercury Times:

    This week, two portable restrooms were installed in the park to supplement the one on Water Street since October, Pleich said.

    “I think a lot of those sanitation issues came before the portable restrooms,” Pleich said. He added that there are hand-washing stations.

    “We’re doing everything we can to ameliorate this problem,” Pleich said.

    I recommend a lower fiber diet and an ideology that is more digestible.

  • Occupy Black Friday

    Yeah, I’m tired of the OWS posts, too, but every time I turn around they piss me off. Country Singer sends a link to Ace of Spades who mentions that their next tactic is “Occupy Black Friday” wherein they stop retail sales at publicly traded companies so they can “Hit the 1% where it hurts – in the wallet.”

    Yeah, that’ll work. Think the 1% can’t weather one bad sales season, think they’ll all go bankrupt because of one day’s sales? Besides, the 99% are already “camping out” at the retailers so they can spend their money.

    Oh, yeah, ever hear of internet sales? How are you planning to interrupt those without breaking some terrorism laws?

    And who is really going to be hurt? If sales are down, it’s the employees who’ll lose their jobs, starting with the newest and the lowest paid. So who is the inspiration for this occupy movement? This gathering the young Americans? Back to Ace:

    Lasn is sixty-nine years old and lives with his wife on a five-acre farm outside Vancouver. He has thinning white hair and the small eyes of a bulldog. In a lilting voice, he speaks of “a dark age coming for humanity” and of “killing capitalism,” alternating gusts of passion with gentle laughter. He has learned not to let premonitions of apocalypse spoil his good mood.

    So this movement was blueprinted by a sixty-nine year old Canadian. Feel foolish yet?

    Well, all of this talk about revolution and killing capitalism makes me feel good about moving out here to West Virginia where the local entrepreneurs are being rounded up by police in droves; here, here and here.

  • How to let the world know you’re an idiot if it’s not general knowledge quite yet

    Sporkmaster sends us an interview with one of the pepper-sprayed students in the picture above and it’s pretty hillarious;

    “Move or we’re going to shoot you,” Pike is reported to have yelled at one student right before delivering pepper spray. Then, turning to his fellow officers and brandishing the can in the air, “Don’t worry, I’m going to spray these kids down.”

    That would have been a warning to me that I’m about to get sprayed, causing my feet to move and get me out of range. But, ya know, I’m fairly bright.

    W: I still have a burning sensation in my throat, lips and nose, especially when I start coughing, or when I’m lying in bed. Everyone who got sprayed has sustained effects like this.

    XJ: Can you tell us how it happened, from where you were sitting?

    W: I’d pulled my beanie hat over my eyes, to protect my eyes. I received a lot of pepper spray in my throat. I vomited twice, right away, then spent the next hour or two dry heaving. Someone said they saw him spray down my throat intentionally, but I was so freaked out, and I was blinded by my hat, so I can’t verify. I did get a large quantity of pepper spray in my lungs.

    See, that’s where I have an advantage over this student, apparently…my body came equipped with lips that I can close, thus not allowing pepper spray into my lungs and throat. I know, it must sound like I’m bragging about my superior genetic development, but I’m just pointing out how I can avoid pepper-spray in my lungs, whereas this poor youngster can’t, I guess.

    He used military grade pepper spray on us.

    Yeah, because military grade pepper spray uses a different pepper than the civil grade pepper spray. And it’s got tiny soldiers hidden in it who can pry your mouth open and jump in your throat.

    Another student, 20 years old, who was sprayed and then arrested—instead of receiving medical care for the pepper spray exposure, he was made to wait in the back of a police car.

    He was made to wait with all of the other innocent perpetrators, right? Of course, he wouldn’t have had to wait in the police car if he’d done what he was told in the first place, right?

    One of the reasons I am involved with #OWS, and advocating for an occupy movement on the UC campus, is to fight privatization and austerity in the UC system, and fight rising tuition costs. I think that citizens have the right to get an education regardless of economic condition. Most people are not going to get a job where they can afford to pay off student loans. But to exclude people from knowledge is unconscionable.

    If you don’t like people being excluded from getting an education, you should be protesting those public school teachers who spent your class time teaching you how to put condoms on bananas instead of teaching you Constitutional law.

    It’s too bad that I wasn’t in Sgt Pike’s position, because I would have done one of those 3 Stooges slap things right down the line of hippies.

    Yeah, I can laugh at the stupid hippies complaining about pepper spray because I’ve been tear gassed more times than I can count and I survived without so much as a whimper. So grow up, Junior. There’s a price for everything…and you made the first down payment on your idiotic behavior. To quote Red Foreman; your life is hard because you’re a dumbass.