Category: Pointless blather

  • A Saturday Morning Diversion

    Some songs aren’t musical classics.  Yet they have other qualities that make them stick in your mind.

    What qualities?  Well, some songs simply make you feel young again – regardless of your age.

    IMO, here are two such from the ’80s.  And yeah – by today’s standards, the guys in the video look kinda stupid today.

    Who cares?  Put on the headphones, crank it up a bit, take a brief trip back in time . . . and enjoy.

    I met my be-bop baby at the Union Hall
    She could dance all night and shake the paint off the wall . . .

     


    “Raised on the radio?” Yeah, I guess so. Guilty as charged. (smile)

  • A Weekend “Blast From the Past”

    Jagger/Richards.   Anyone who knows modern popular music immediately thinks of the Rolling Stones on reading those names.

    Both are now 70+.  So today, most people likely think of them – and the Stones – as tired, aging old rock-n-rollers who still perform hits of yesteryear.  And I guess today that’s accurate.

    It’s also a shame.  Because thinking of them as they are today, sometimes we forget just how damn good these guys were at their peak.

    Their peak began in 1968, while the three primary members of the Stones (Jagger, Richards, and the late Brian Jones) were all facing potentially lengthy prison sentences.  Though the band had had success previously – and had released “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction” in 1965, nearly universally held to be perhaps the best rock & roll tune ever written – they still weren’t fully “locked in”.

    The experience of facing jail apparently caused them to focus their efforts.  And focus they did.

    They returned to their blues/rock&roll roots.  Musically, the result was good.  And it stayed good for four full years – from May 1968 to May 1972.

    Here’s a Baker’s dozen tunes from the Stones’ peak – the original versions. If it’s been a while since you’ve listened to them it might be worth the time to listen again, if for no other reason than to remind yourself just how good they were.  (And if you’ve never really listened to the Stones of that era, it might also be worth your while.)  The songs are presented roughly in chronological order.

    Here’s a bit of perspective.  “Midnight Rambler” is considered a quintessential Stones tune.  “Honky Tonk Woman” and “Brown Sugar” were #1 hits.  “Street Fighting Man” was hugely musically innovative and considered so subversive in it’s day (1968) that many US radio stations wouldn’t play it – but still made the top 50

    And IMO they are the four weakest tunes in the set.  The other nine tunes are better.

    Find a good set of headphones, crank up the volume a bit – and enjoy.  They’re from before the days of music videos, but the audio should be near CD-quality.

    During their 1969 US tour, the Stones  began billing themselves as  “the world’s greatest rock & roll band”.  The billing stuck as the group’s unofficial slogan.  They still use it today.

    Marketing hype is typically exactly that – hype. And calling the Stones “the world’s greatest rock&roll band” today is probably nothing but hype.

    But from 1968-1972, that slogan might well have been the truth.

  • To Support Our Patriots–Privatize the Military

    It occurred to me in the last blog I put together, “Why So Few Choose to Serve,” that the government has a distinct advantage over American patriots, and because we have a Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps talking about why marines should be paid less. The reason for this is that the US government, and ultimately most world governments, have what is called a monopsony. A monopsony is where there is only one buyer in the market. American patriots want to serve their country–or in this situation, sell their labor. However, there is only one buyer of that labor, putting the Patriot at a distinct disadvantage. What is one simple way to reduce the problems caused by this? Bring more buyers into the market by privatizing the military.

    Do I completely believe in privatization of the military? No, but for the sake of healthy debate, I’m going to argue that it is to the benefit of the American patriot to privatize the military because it will allow them to be properly compensated for their service.

    I am going to start out with some very simple assumptions:

    1. The government is the only purchaser of a patriot’s labor.
    2. The only motivation for patriots to supply their labor is to serve their country. No other form of compensation, initially, affects their decision to serve.
    3. The wage provided by the government is unrelated to services provided or productivity of the patriot.

    I have also chosen for the simplicity of this conversation to ignore the following:

    1. The efficiency benefits of a privatized military.
    2. The potential evils of allowing greed driven decisions to be attached to military power.

    With these assumptions in place, we can look at the ways that the government takes advantage of the patriot. The first being wage. Wage is the collection of all financial benefits paid: paycheck, insurance, and retirement benefits.  The Government, employing laborers who are only motivated by patriotism, can set the wage wherever they desire, which is why pay is considered to be so low. In a situation like this, the only factor driving the decision for what to pay a patriot would be a minimum livable wage. There are also pay raises to account for changes in family structure, but not because of a caring for the patriots’ families. It’s merely because, without these pay increases the patriots would no longer be able to supply their labor.  If the military wanted you to have a family, they would have issued you one, hopefully in better condition than the gear I have already been issued.

    The additional wage requirements for patriots with families,, and the cost of more mature patriots, is one of the many reasons that recruitment targets the younger patriots with the glitz and glamour of the job, not the wage, as in other civilian fields of employment. Young people join for the experience and the opportunities, not the financial return, or as it applied to me at seventeen years old, I wanted to blow shit up.

    Now, with these wages intentionally kept low, this is a method of controlling enlistment numbers for more senior individuals–those with the additional responsibilities that a person gains while they get older and are no longer able to remain within the military because the cost to maintain their household requirements no longer matches with the pay and benefits they receive from the military. This leaves only those who are willing to sacrifice pay to continue to provide service to their country.

    I was told by my Battalion Commander, “The Marine Corps gives you everything money can’t buy.” Fellow service members have also looked down upon me when I pointed out that one of the driving factors to remain within the military is my educational benefits.  The culture of the military pushes out those mercenary thoughts, while promoting patriotic service for its own sake.

    Why would a privatized military support the patriot? By providing the patriot, who is willing to supply their labor, regardless of wage, additional options as for whom to provide their labor. For example, Company A and Company B have both been contracted out to perform military operations to support America. The missions being equal, and the pay being the only difference, the patriot will have the option to choose the higher paying company.

    Is this mentality mercenary, yes, but it is a means of compensating our patriots with more than a slap on the ass and a thank you for your service.

    Now, the final question remains: Why do patriots deserve a higher pay? In the civilian market, a person is paid based upon the services they provide. A factory line worker is paid an hourly wage based upon their value to the company. If only ten widgets are created an hour by that worker, then their impact is ten widgets per hour. If a musician puts on a concert for twenty thousand people, their impact is the entertainment of twenty thousand people.

    The patriot provides security, either through defensive or offensive operations, to three hundred and seventeen million people, producing a collective GDP of $16.8 trillion against violent threats. That responsibility is spread among the 2.3 million patriots who have decided to serve. That is the impact of the patriot’s service.

    The American patriot is going to provide their service regardless of their pay, but with such a high level of impact, why not compensate them in a similar manner as we do so many others? By allowing the patriot the option to provide their patriotic service to the highest paying organization, we recognize their impact upon our nation.

  • Mr. Rogers’ Message to Military Fakes

    Through the magic of videotape and YouTube, regular TAH reader ChipNASA has discovered a historical artifact of great importance.  He has located the late Mr. Fred Rogers’ – of Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood fame – message to military fakes and valor thieves of all eras.

    Let’s just say it looks like Mr. Rogers, an ordained minister, wasn’t a fan of their false claims.  Without further ado, here’s his message to them:

     

     

    Rest in peace, Mr. Rogers. And thanks for the smiles – including the unintended ones. (smile)

     . . .

    PS: told ya I was stealing that link, Chip.  (smile)

  • One of the Best “Put-Downs” Ever

    Gotta love a company president with a sense of humor.

    Taco Bell President Says Canada Will Get Breakfast ‘When You Take Justin Bieber Back’

    Now I absolutely gotta try Taco Bell’s new breakfast menu.  (smile)

  • Who Might This Be?

    I was perusing the Internet, and ran across this video.

    I must be getting old. It reminds me of someone – one of our fine poser “brethren”, I think. But I can’t quite decide which one.  It fits so many of them so well.

    Can you TAH readers help me out here? (smile)

    Just remember, some real “pieces of work” have been exposed here TAH.  They sometimes read the site, and TSO’s pretty busy already.  Keep that in mind when commenting, OK?

     

  • Yer Friday Funny – Language and Meaning

    I’ve heard it said that the US and British are “two Nations separated by a common language”.  IMO, that’s pretty close to 100% correct.

    And the results are sometimes absolutely hilarious.

    What follows I believe to be true.  It is a second person account, related to me by someone who claimed to have seen the document in question, many years ago.  I do not believe the individual was BSing me.

    . . .

    Scene:  a NATO HQ in Europe.  A document is being staffed.

    The document has a staffing sheet, which identifies who will review the document by name.  Those various names are from multiple NATO nations.  At least one of them is an American.

    The document has already been partially staffed.  It has been through some of the NATO national contingents.  It is now being staffed through the British contingent.

    The document, or one of the sheets attached, has notes in the margin.  One of those notes is next to an underlined name – an American name.  There is an arrow pointing at the American’s name.

    The comment reads as follows (language approximate).

    “We really need this bloke to support our position.  Have someone give him a head job.”

    The words “head job” in that comment is in turn underlined.  Immediately below it, in very different handwriting, is the following comment:

    “Take care in using this term around our Yank allies.  It has, shall we say, a somewhat different meaning to them.”

    In British slang, “give a head job” means “appeal to their vanity” in order to get them on your side.  I don’t think I need to spell out the common American interpretation.

    . . .

    You gotta love that dry British humor – even when it’s unintentional.  (smile)

  • Another Tune for All Our Poser “Friends”

    No apologies for this one whatsoever.  It’s IMO apropos for the subject.

    However, do use care when viewing/listening – a term some might find offensive (well, prudes might) and which is probably unsuitable for small children IS present.

    This one’s for you, Posers. “Enjoy.”


    Yeah, IMO that kinda sums things up quite well.

    PS: don’t like the above, Posers?  Tough.  Look here for my reply; please take it exactly as intended.  (Note: short, but very NSFW/around prudes, small children, or clergy.  Discretion advised.)

    And for your benefit, WitLessOne: my name isn’t “Michael Bucknole“, either. (smile)