Author: TSO

  • How to make bullshit without feeding bovine

    Read this nonsense:

    Mark Potok, editor the the Southern Poverty Law Center’s Intelligence Report sees “a resurgence of right-wing hate groups and radical ideas” linked to the ascendence of America’s first Black President. Recent reports put out by the Department of Homeland Security and the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms seem to corroborate that claim. With unemployment and deficit spending on the rise and Americans full of fear about their own economic futures, we should be careful not to fall into the same old trap of racial scapegoating. It is easy. We’ve mastered it. It might even allow some of us to sleep more soundly at night. But it is utterly and ultimately the most self-dstructive response we can have to our present predicament.

    See there, we have 3 sources on this. Mark Potok, a report from DHS based on Mark Potok, and some guy at BATF who talked to Mark Potok. If only I could find a common link to these three sources.

    Nope, seems rather logic proof to me. Well played Mark Potok.

    This isn’t the blog you were looking for….you can go about your business. [/insert super awesome Potok-Jedi mind trick here]

  • The Warrior’s Code

    Sometimes I have the best job in the world. 

    We’ve talked a lot recently about how IVAW doesn’t seem to care about the troops.  Individuals within IVAW certainly do, but despite their stated focus of helping them I see precious little being done.

    Well, I met with this gentleman today.  A Marine wounded horrifically in Fallujah I, he came home broken in body, but with a strength of purpose that other men don’t have.  Watch these videos and let me know what you think.  For my part, I was just glad I got an opportunity to meet him and the other people of Veterans of Valor.

    I hope to be able to help them with some programs they have going on, including a massive undertaking down in San Antonio to take wounded guys out to Dave and Busters. Hell, after what he’s been through, who wouldn’t want to help him help the others who have been down there at the business end of the War on Terror?

    You’re the fighter you’ve got the fire
    The spirit of a warrior, the champion’s heart
    You fight for your life because the fighter never quits
    You make the most of the hand you’re dealt
    Because the quitter never wins
    No!

    – Dropkick Murphy’s, The Warrior’s Code

  • Honest question for IVAW members

    Let me start by saying if you just want to call the IVAW guys traitors etc, please do so on the other link.  That said though….

    I have come to the conclusion that no longer can “IVAW member” and “honorable.” Co-exist.  Which is not to say I find all of you to be traitors, but I can’t justify in my mind inclusion in a group which most recently elected Matthis Chiroux to your board, and which voted as a body that activities like that of Webb should be protected.

    So, convince me otherwise.  How can you tell me that IVAW cares about troops when they failed to elect to the board folks who honestly wanted to help them, while simultaneously tacitly supporting calls for those troops to be attacked, and their equipment sabotagued.  Now, I have always believe that IVAW should be listed as a subversive organization, something I have said on several occasions, and I will likely be drafting up a document that encourages the DoJ to look into just such a thing, complete with the proof about Webb’s calls for actions etc.

    So tell me, I know some of you members consider yourself to be honorable, how do you reconcile this self-evaluation with belonging to a group which would take such public positions?

  • Dicksmith talking out his arse again, rebutted by Democratic Chairman of Armed Services Committee

    Dicksmith:

    The Kansas Senate delegation is also holding up nominations of nine other Justice and Defense nominees over NIMBY issues. I guess I could understand this if I subscribed to unfounded fears that the most secure prisons in the United States are unable to hold more terrorists in addition to those already held at those prisons. But even then, I don’t think the Secretary of the Army has any authority over this decision.

    Ike Skelton, Democrat, Chairman House Armed Services Committee, in a letter to the Secretary of Defense, August 10, 2009:

    I realize the great challenges involved in identifying secure locations to which to transfer detainees currently held at Guantanamo. In that regard, I would like to make you aware of two strong concerns that I have regarding any consideration of transferring detainees to Fort Leavenworth, Kansas…

    I have strong indications that, if detainees from Guantanamo were to be transferred to Fort Leavenworth, a number of Muslim countries would decline to continue to send their students to the Command and General Staff College. This would have a very negative outcome for our military officers, the school, and the health of our relationships with Muslim nations.

    In addition, as you may be aware the United States Code precludes the proximate detention of American and foreign individuals. Although relevant case law interpreting the U.S. Code does not prohibit certain co-location under particular circumstances, plans to transfer Guantanamo detainees to Fort Leavenworth would require additional expenses for military construction and enhanced security so as not to run afoul of the law. I urge you to look carefully at those costs and security requirements in making your recommendations to the President.

    So yeah, there might be other concerns jackass, and if you want to start ascribing things to a certain party, maybe you should do some research and see that some of your party is also involved.

    This dude never tires of being wrong.

  • The Eyes of the World Turn to Indianapolis

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    Some of you, those living in a bubble, or perhaps with the cognitive abilities of Matthis Chiroux might plausibly ask why anyone would be looking towards Indy. Is it because I discovered today that I can golf each night, 3.25 miles from my Apartment for $15, including golf cart rental?  Why no, although that is the reason I am totally stoked today. No my faithful friends and fellow travellers of the intertubes, for those of you few cretins not aware, GenCon is coming to Indythis weekend, and TSO, your humble blogger, bon vivant, and hero will be in attendance.

    I knew something was afoot when I saw the various groups descending on this wonderful town. Haggard-looking prostitutes with eyes all a’glitter at the immense gratuities they can anticipate, biker gangs ready to eschew real violence and engage in some war-gamming and pre-pubescent boys with acne’d faces desperately clutching their multi-colored Icosahedrons (+3 saving rolls v. STDs) and v3 of the Dungeons and Dragons Players Handbook. Yes my friends, a veritable cornucopia of life forms here for one purpose: to show others just how astonishingly cool they are.

    And I shall be there. I’m still debating the costume. Do I go as my cyber-self, Healidin extra-ordinare CV of the Anvilmar Realm, lower ranking officer of the Legacy Guild? Shall I wear my Chestplate of the Great Aspects, my Bone-Framed Bracers, even Margroth’s Meditative Cincture? Or shall I embrace the future, and go as something from Starcraft, maybe a Space Cowboy, complete with asslesschaps and a 10-gallon hat made entirely of tin foil (they are impervious to Xel’Naga ray guns.)

    I don’t know, but the world is my oyster, laden with the biggest pearl in the history of Geekdom Azeroth.

    Some of the fine ladies I may see, perhaps even interview for TAH:

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    I invited Laughing Wolf of Blackfive fame to go with me, but alas, he has something far more important to do.  Possibly a pedicure, or watching a toaster oven decompose. 

    But, Dude, this is gonna be great!  Man I love this blogging stuff.  I’m even going to charge Jonn for the price of admission to this hallowed event.

  • Oh Dear God- IVAW behind the Music

    WARNING: If bright lights, retarded speeches or Geoff Millard cause you to have panic attacks or seizures, do not watch this without consulting a proctologist first.

    Here’s Army Sergeant and the IVAW coven getting their stories straight before telling their straight stories. I haven’t made it through it all yet, but I’ve seen more organization in a 4th grade dodgeball game at recess.

    I’m starting to have a Pavlovian response to Millard’s voice. I really hate that man with the burning hatred of a million haters drinking hatoraid.

    Why We Fight from Displaced Films on Vimeo.

    PS: Whose phone number is 813-226-3436 that Millard is dialing?  Tell me that is Sandanista Jones Mejia…

    PPPS: Geoff Millard is completely full of shit regarding the Geneva Convention.  Seriously, yoo be out yo dam mind foo’.

  • Feast of St Lawrence

    Some of you may recall an earlier post I did about St Lawrence (the Badassed). Anyway, today is his feast day, so I am reposting. Say a prayer for him, and grab a steak.


    I probably shouldn’t refer to a saint as a “Badass”, but you read through this and tell me if you can come up with a better adjective.

    There’s a lot of badasses out there. There’s an awesome site I go to from time to time to read about just crazy badasses. The kind of badasses who make Mr. T look like Andy Dick. My favorite of all time is Simo Häyhä and you just have to read his story to believe it, ’cause dude was off the chain. Anyway, Saint Lawrence isn’t on that site, and he definitely deserved a home, so I am giving it to him here.

    First off, why St. Lawrence? Well, if Wiki is to be believed (and naturally nothing there is ever innaccurate) then St Lawrence of Rome was the patron saint of: Commedians, Canadians, Prostitutes, Students, Librarians and Chefs. That alone represents all three writers here, and conservatively 98.2% of our readership.

    Anyway, Lawrence lived from circa 225 until 258, when he came to his untimely death in a manner which is even more badass than Mel Gibson in Braveheart. More on that later. According to Orthodoxwiki (does anyone NOT have a wiki at this point?):

    Little is known about St. Lawrence. His Acts were lost by the time of Augustine. Legend states that he was a native of Northern Spain, who had received instruction from St. Sixtus while he was an archdeacon in Rome. When Sixtus rose to the papacy in 257, Lawrence was ordained a deacon and was charged with the administration of ecclesiastical alms for the poor.

    Anyway, in August of 258, the Emperor Valerian issued a command that all priests, deacons, bishops, et al were to be put to death. According to St Ambrose of Milan, Lawrence ran into the Pope as the latter was being led to his execution. Lawrence asked:

    “Where are you going, my dear father, without your son? Where are you hurrying off to, holy priest, without your deacon? Before you never mounted the altar of sacrifice without your servant, and now you wish to do it without me?” The Pope is reported to have prophesied that “after three days you will follow me”.

    And so he did. They first tortured him extensively looking for information on other Christians, and then they laid him a top a grill, to be slowly cooked to death. Put somewhat more intellectually, according to The Golden Legend or Lives Of The Saints, Compiled by Jacobus de Voragine, Archbishop of Genoa, 1275:

    And the ministers despoiled him, and laid him stretched out upon a gridiron of iron, and laid burning coals under, and held him with forks of iron. Then said Laurenee to Valerianus: Learn, thou cursed wretch, that thy coals give to me refreshing of coldness, and make ready to thee torment perdurable, and our Lord knoweth that I, being accused, have not forsaken him, and when I was demanded I confessed him Christ, and I being roasted give thankings unto God.

    Despite the extensive torture, Lawrence never relented and gave up the INTEL. However, shortly before his death it is reported that he yelled out to his torturers:

    Assum est, inquit, versa et manduca.

    “This side’s done, turn me over and have a bite.”

  • We lost you five years ago today…

    Has it been so long?

    We haven’t forgotten you guys, and we won’t.

    H/t to My battle Buddy, Schwilman, and Sniper for the pics, he has more over at his shop.

    SSG Cherry

    SSG Craig Cherry

    SGT Bobby Beasley

    Battalion salutes its first fallen

    Soldiers of the 29th Division remembered two soldiers killed in action on Saturday.

    By John Cramer

    GHAZNI PROVINCE, Afghanistan — Two hours before it was time for the dead to be remembered Monday, Sgt. Maj. Mike McGhee walked to the middle of the gravel compound in Camp Ghazni.
    He toed the rocks aside, clearing a patch of dirt so he could pivot cleanly when he called his fellow Virginia Army National Guardsmen to attention.

    “You want to do it right,” he said, quietly.

    At 10 a.m. precisely, he did just that, making a warrior’s graceful about-face and ordering the men of the 3rd Battalion upright.

    Several hundred men — some gray-haired, some teenagers, some tearful, some angry — snapped to attention.

    It was time for a battlefield goodbye to two of their own and a native son of this war-torn Central Asian nation.

    Less than a month after arriving on the front lines of the war on terrorism, 3rd Battalion, 116th Infantry Regiment, 29th Division, suffered its first casualties Saturday at the hands of Taliban militants.

    Staff Sgt. Craig W. Cherry, 39, of Winchester, and Sgt. Bobby E. Beasley, 36, of Inwood, W.Va., died when a remote-controlled bomb destroyed their Humvee during a routine patrol, according to the Department of Defense. An Afghan interpreter also was killed but his name has not been released.

    The attack occurred on a dirt road between two remote villages in the southern part of the province, about a four-hour drive from the 3rd Battalion’s headquarters at Camp Ghazni.

    The patrol passed over a bridge spanning a murky green river in the desert and was making the long climb out of a rugged ravine when an explosion tore through the armored vehicle.

    Cherry, Beasley and their interpreter died at the scene.

    The vehicle’s only survivor, 1st Lt. Heath Phillips, scrambled to his feet and briefly took command of the scene until medics started treating him for broken ribs.

    U.S. and Afghan soldiers searched the nearby village, kicking down some doors in their quest, but the bomber escaped.

    “If we’d found him” and he had resisted, “he’d be dead,” said Sgt. 1st Class Jim Shepard of Company A, the patrol’s leader. “I’d have made sure of that.”

    The guardsmen stayed at the scene that night, holding a prayer service and gathering debris from the destroyed vehicle.

    “We weren’t going to leave any souvenirs for those f—ing savages,” Shepard said. “I don’t just want the guy who pulled the trigger. I want the guy who made” the bomb. “I’ll come back here as long as it takes. I’m going to leave them with a U.S.-made brass tattoo.”

    The next day, the soldiers made the long drive back in a sandstorm, arriving after nightfall and entering the base through a silent honor guard of soldiers standing at attention.

    The Americans’ bodies already had been flown to the United States and the young interpreter’s body to Kabul, where their families were waiting.

    Cherry was scheduled to retire from the Guard in six months. He leaves behind a wife, two teenage children and an 8-month-old son.

    ‘‘I never thought this would happen,’’ said his father, Roy Cherry, of Windham, Maine, where Craig Cherry spent much of his childhood. ‘‘And it hurts. It hurts bad.’’

    Cherry entered the Army after graduating from high school in Virginia.

    Roy Cherry said his son was eager to lead the younger men in his unit.

    ‘‘Unfortunately, he was the first one killed,’’ Cherry said. ‘‘My son, he’s one of the best. There’s no way around it.’’

    Beasley married his wife, Juanita, four years ago, according to his brother, John Beasley. Bobby Beasley worked at Kraft General Foods in Winchester.

    Monday’s memorial ceremony opened with an invocation by the battalion’s chaplain, Maj. Tim Mattison, who wished the three men Godspeed.

    The battalion stood in front of an ad-hoc memorial — made not of stone or marble but of plywood, 2×6’s and nails painstakingly crafted into a temporary tribute by the guardsmen.

    Three flags — of the United States, Afghanistan and Virginia — flew at half-staff, rippling in a warm desert wind.

    Below, another two Stars and Stripes and one more Afghan flag were tied tautly across wooden racks standing upright in front of three boxes draped in camouflage cloth.

    The soldiers’ and interpreter’s colleagues took turns approaching the boxes and setting upon them the personal and military remnants of the three men’s lives.

    First, photographs of the dead were propped between bricks stamped with “911” — an Afghan brickmaker’s tribute to the tragedy brought to America and the resurrection to Afghanistan by the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks.

    Then came the combat boots, bayonets, rifles, helmets and dog tags of the soldiers — the timeless sculpture to a dead warrior — and the sandals and black-and-white scarf of the interpreter.

    Roll was called for the anti-armor section, known as “Tows” for the missiles they fire. Every soldier responded but the two, whose names were repeated three times, a symbolically plaintive quest that went unanswered.

    A seven-man rifle squad fired three times, and a bugler played taps, the echo of the gunfire and musical sorrow carrying across the compound.

    Several soldiers wept. Three men collapsed from the emotion and morning heat.

    Finally, the anti-armor soldiers — 13 of them — filed past the memorial. Each stopped and saluted. Some whispered final words of goodbye.

    Some held back their tears. Many could not, including Phillips, the lone survivor, who walked painfully away to cry alone.

    Spc. Ron Creswell joined the National Guard with Beasley 12 years ago.

    “I lost my buddy,” he said, tearing up. “It’s a nightmare I just can’t wake up from.”

    Spc. Ian Kenney said, “One day they’re here, the next they’re not. It’s shock, just shock.”

    “We’re just missing them,” said Spc. Jonathan Fournier.

    Spc. Gary Miller said, “My crew’s gone and I’m still here.”

    Staff Sgt. Eric Horne, a Roanoke police officer in civilian life, said the deaths hit the battalion hard.

    “I’ve buried a few friends, but a lot of these young guys aren’t used to losing someone they have coffee with and play ball with and eat breakfast with,” he said. “It’s a terrible thing.”

    McGhee said the deaths have united the battalion even more.

    “One positive is it makes the unit tighter,” he said. “The love these guys have for each other gets more concentrated. That sounds strange to say, but it’s the brotherhood of soldiers. It’s a hell of a cost to pay.”

    Staff Sgt. John King of Roanoke also knew the men.

    “It’s just unreal,” he said.

    After the ceremony, a young anti-armor soldier shook the right hands of his colleagues and slipped something into their left hands — a shell casing from the 21-gun salute he’d picked up from the ground, a brass keepsake for two fallen comrades.

    The Associated Press contributed to this report.