Author: TSO

  • Eagles fans have no class

    I am directing this at the fans alone, and I encourage anyone who disagrees with me to tell me where I am wrong.  Now, for perspective, my brother is a season ticket holder, and just sent me a picture from the game:

    eagles

    Good stuff right? Well, here was the next email I got from him:

    Could you please blog on how the jerk off eagles fans all stood up for a Rocky video but stayed seated when they announced a hometown hero Marine. I hate these f’n fans

    Wow. Stand for a phony hero and don’t acknowledge a real one. I hope they lose every game all year.

  • You Echo Company cowards will love this story

    This woman complaining is the embodiment of all you hold dear. And those who spent their day honoring this fallen hero embody us.

    For more, go read the story at Blackfive.

  • Echo Company Cry-Babies Need Your Help!

    Do it for Che!

    Free the Fort Bragg 50
    By Dee Knight

    Published Sep 7, 2009 9:30 PM
    The resistance of conscientious objector Dustin “Che” Stevens has sparked a national petition campaign to free Stevens and the 50-plus other GIs currently held in the 82nd Holdover Unit at Fort Bragg, N.C., awaiting absent without leave and desertion charges. The petition says these GIs “live in a legal limbo of poor living conditions, verbal abuse and arbitrary punishments while waiting for up to a year to be actually charged and brought before a court martial. The result is that these soldiers are subjected to many months of unjust and illegal punishment prior to their day in court.”

    The petition requests that the Army “improve living conditions, reassign sadistic supervisors, end all informal punishments, and expedite resolution for these soldiers so that they can return home to begin rebuilding their lives as soon as possible.” It also requests that the time they spend in the Holdover Unit count as part of any sentence they might receive.

    And the supporters of this initiative are a who’s who of losers:

    Signers include Mike Ferner, national president of Veterans for Peace; retired U.S. Army Colonel Ann Wright; Marjorie Cohn, president of the National Lawyers Guild; historian Howard Zinn; leaders of Iraq Veterans Against the War and Courage To Resist; organizers at GI coffee houses at Fort Hood and Fort Lewis; and many more.

    And one other person who has no business being on this list:

    Selena Coppa – Active duty US Army Sgt., Iraq Veterans Against the War member

    I think that once again violates the rules on such things, by identifying herself with the military, but I can only keep trying to get her to see the light.

    You might remember ole Wonder Bread Che from such classics as “Dustin Che Stevens; 2d dumbest deserter ever” from back in June and my own piece entitled “Dahr Jamail tongue baths another vat of whiny, pathetic, bitchy malcontents.”

    I’ll be honest, I’ve never seen a more pathetic band of douche-nozzle cowards in my entire life. Let’s put it in perspective, so you understand why WE should be signing petitions instead of them. These pansies sit around all day at Fort Bragg in a much better barracks than when I went through pre-mob, and while there they a) get paid, b) get fed, c) don’t do anything, d) aren’t in any danger, e) suckle off the public teat for all manner of things.

    Meanwhile, half a world away, their brothers and sisters who had to serve with these losers are getting injured and killed, and not able to see their families. Listen to that bitchy little she-man Spc. Kevin McCormick:

    “Echo is like jail with some privileges. You’re less than human to the commanders,” Spc. McCormick said, adding that they act as if “you don’t deserve to be alive. A sergeant told us he wanted to take us out and shoot us in the back of the head. We get threatened all the time there.”

    Hey Dick, that isn’t a threat, that’s called voicing a desire. I personally want to take you to a large sausage factory and push you into the mixing machine. A threat would be if he said “I’m going to take you out back and drive a lawnmower up your arse.”

    Naturally, Jurisdouche McJones himself is on the case: “James Branum – Attorney / Mennonite Minister.”

    I’d love to get ole Che on the Blue Falcon Radio Hour, but if you want to send him some love, here’s the contact info:

    Spc Dustin Stevens
    82nd Replacement Detachment Bldg.
    C-8750 Lae Street Stop-A. | Fort Bragg NC 28310
    •Spc Stevens is doing a limited number of media interviews. Interested journalists and radio shows should contact Spc Stevens via Courage to Resist.

    Also, may mean nothing, but I noted one signatory was Lawrence Mosqueda – professor Evergreen State College. That would be the same place of higher learning that Josh socialismo o muerte! Simpson went to.

    I close with this advice to the cowards of echo company:

  • A Tale of Two Wishes

    It is a tale of two wishes: the wishes of a humble family in a time of grief, and the wishes of a powerful news giant in a time of crisis. The global news organization, the Associated Press (AP), was put in the position of making a choice between those wishes twice within the past week. In one case, it chose to honor the wish, in the other, it did not. News organizations are called upon to exercise impartiality in the execution of respectable news coverage. One of the hallmarks of impartiality is consistency. Why the AP chose differently in these two cases is at best a matter of simple inconsistency, and at worst a choice to inequitably apply a standard rendered disingenuous by the ultimate outcome of these two decisions.

    Please go read the rest at The BurnPit, and leave a message if you would, let us know what you think of the site.

  • DU tolerence for disruption

    Yesterday:

    WASHINGTON — The nastiness of August reached from the nation’s town halls into the U.S. Capitol on Wednesday as President Barack Obama tried to move his health care plan forward.

    South Carolina Republican Rep. Joe Wilson shouted “You lie!” after Obama had talked about illegal immigrants.

    DU:

    NYC_SKP (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-09-09 09:07 PM
    The Republican Heckler was JOE WILSON: “You LIE!”….

    That was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever witnessed and I hope to hell there are consequences he’ll pay.

    Zenlitened (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-09-09 09:47 PM
    1. Republicans are assholes.

    AllentownJake (1000+ posts) Wed Sep-09-09 09:33 PM

    My email to my congressman regarding Joe Wilson.
    Dear Congressman Dent,

    I urge you to introduce a motion to censure your colleague Joe Wilson of South Carolina for yelling “that is a lie” during the President’s speech. We can disagree on issues, however I believe that there should be a certain respect for the President of the United States when he gives a speech to the Congress and the nation.

    Congressman Wilson’s shameful behavior embarrassed the great chamber and institution for which you serve.

    Sincerely,

    AllentownJake (taking out my real name for here)

    Wait, your real name is not AllentownJake?

    Let’s take a stroll down memory lane with some events, and go to DU and try to find the outrage. I would do so, but alas I will be at the VA all day today.

    Bush heckled during July 4 speech

    (CNN) — It’s The Fourth of July, but not everyone was in a festive mood when President Bush delivered a speech Thursday at Thomas Jefferson’s famous home, Monticello.

    The President, who was talking part in Monticello’s annual naturalization ceremony, was interrupted several times by protesters.

    “War criminal!” one protester repeatedly yelled as she was escorted out by Secret Service members.

    “He has brought fascism to this shore,” another man yelled.

    The president did not appear to acknowledge the protesters.

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    And of course:

  • A Softer Side of IVAW

    Had to beg her to allow me to post this, but Army Sergeant made it into the paper today for something totally unrelated to IVAW. For security reasons I am not linking to where it was or anything, but I want you guys to see my frenemy as I do, not just as an IVAW member (which I still beg her daily to quit) but as an every day person, and a very loving mother. Her daughter is just precious, and refused to say hi to me on the phone because she isn’t supposed to talk to strangers.

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    She does need to learn however, that the umbrella is not authorized by AR 670-1.

  • First Annual IVAW v. TAH poetry off

    First up, the comedic stylings of Aaron Newsom:

    A Creature of War

    War is a place of thunder and lightening
    Fire and frightening
    Tear and wishes
    Cold and vicious
    Children shake while mothers pray
    Life comes and goes day by day
    Foreign lands filled with bloody sands
    Lives we take because of a political mistake
    Bullet shells hit the ground as a mans hell is found
    In his head he hears a sound
    Faint but profound
    And under it all he questions his fall
    Was it even worth it at all?
    Now from his children he wishes a pardon
    He begs forgiveness for his part and his witness
    To the evils committed and atrocities that persisted
    A creature of war that yearns for more
    Forgiveness and understanding
    A stop to this demanding
    A stop to greed and envy
    Which has created this enemy?
    In death you’ll see you’re just like me
    Day dims as pawns are placed
    God watch over the next to be faced

    And now, TSO:

    Wherefor art thou, Bobba Fett*?

    IVAW is a Den of catamites
    Full of deceit and spite
    Unicorns and candy-canes
    So ridiculous and vain
    In his fridge does Kokesh store
    What he drank the day before
    And there sits Millard wearing with glee
    A medal he never earned, the vaunted CIB
    As socialists sit and discuss with admiration
    Women’s rights in the revolutionary generations
    How quaint and misguided
    These ones with whom they’ve sided
    WTF is wrong with you asshats?
    But they’ll tell their tales, lies though they are
    (And this jackass before me didn’t bother to rhyme)
    Where was I? oh yes!
    And Matthis on a bean bag does recline
    Sticking his Bobba Fett action figure into his ass, so sublime
    Up past the head, only the feet now emerge
    Will someone not stop this red menace scourge?
    Darth Vader does follow, to play in his cavity agape
    Vanquishing distant memories of his Filipino rape
    I wish this retard would stop rhyming now I mean it
    Anybody want a peanut?

    * Ace of Spades first used the imagery of Bobba Fett in someone’s ass, so apologies to him.

  • IVAW Day

    OK, listen up. I woke up pissed off, I pulled on my cranky pants and hoisted them to nipple level, and I intend to go to bed pissed off. And what salves a wound better than goofing on IVAW? In the immortal words of Edwin Starr: Absolutely Nothing!

    So, first, let it be known that the contest for creepiest IVAW member has been conclusively accomplished (One might even say Mission accomplished.) Somehow just watching this dude made me feel better. I’m guessing that dog hates it when this dude breaks out the peanut butter.

    And dude, lay the F off the uppers, seriously.