Here’s a stunt you do NOT want to attempt yourself.
Man encases genitals in plaster, gets stuck
Why not, you ask? I mean, what’s wrong with making a cast of your . . . self for posterity?
Well, it’s like this. Plaster generates additional heat as it cures.
The dumb ass individual doing this had already warmed the plaster to around 158 F before applying it. That’s fairly hot to begin with – and as the plaster cured, it got considerably hotter.
As the man began to experience literal bratwurst, he attempted to remove the plaster. Unfortunately, by that point in time the plaster was rather well hardened. He was desperate, though – resorting to using a hammer and chisel, a saw, and even a power drill to free his trapped appendage.
He did eventually end up extricating his family jewels from their artificial stone prison. However, as he put it, “My (groin was) so hot, I thought they would turn into charcoal.”
The individual in question is a Russian blogger who goes by the name of “Boroda Dead”. He’s damned lucky that he doesn’t have to change his online moniker now to “Johnson Dead”.
Dolbo’yeb here apparently made a video of his ordeal, which has now reputedly gone viral. Sorry, folks – you’ll have to search the Internet yourself to find that video if you want to watch it. I’m not going to look for it.
Sheesh. Looks like we once again have more proof that the Refreshments were right 25+ years ago. But tell me: who’d have guessed that that famous aspiring rapper “1-DMF” had relatives in Russia?