Apparently the funds were needed to develop a pizza MRE.
Well, I’m joking about the “funds were needed” part. But not about spending years to develop a pizza MRE.
Somehow a pizza MRE just doesn’t strike me as the Army’s most pressing need these days.
Look, I’m all for better equipment, uniforms, field rations, and the like. And improving what you have today is always something you need to look at.
But at some point, what you have today is more than good enough. Go beyond that, and IMO you’re simply wasting time and money – AKA “gilding the lily” or “goldplating”. Or making changes simply for the sake of making changes.
Doing that also wastes time and money – time and money that could be used for better things. Like, you know, maybe keeping promises and/or improving the quality of training or life for the troops. ‘Cause Lord knows DoD consistently seems to have a problem with all of those. And “not enough money” seems to always be the reason.
A pizza MRE. Hell, wouldn’t it be just as simple to put a box of mixed long-shelf-life condiment packets in each case of MREs (or one of each in each MRE) and let the troops “spice things up” as they wish?