Or, maybe they’re just self-absorbed shit bags.
“Gee, why do socialists get such a bad rap?”
So I’m guessing she won’t like the “Make My Sandwich, Bitch”, hoagie maker?
“…self financed programs like the Post Office.”
Maybe they vibrate like an Obamaphone?
Loser teachers; parents and kids are to blame
Feminism killed chivalry. You won, now get over it, bitches.
You elected them, you deal with it.
You can’t spell ‘douche’ without DU.
Tell it to Charlie Sheen, kid.
Yeah…it’s the rich people who want you to sit in the dark.
“She’s so smart, she can lie on TV and still get away with it.”
In case you’ve forgotten, you are the ‘enemy’.
“Obama has been one of the best presidents Israel could hope for…”
Socialist worried about what the communist will do to entitlements.
An extra $300 a month out of my pocket isn’t “manufactured”, DUmbass.
Feinstein apparently didn’t get the memo.
Wow…stupid doesn’t even begin to describe this shit.
Old times there are not forgotten…
“Yeah, but what will happen to the assless chaps industry?”
One of these things is not like the other.
So, not a fan of the theater, eh?
Maybe they do have a point on this one.
Someone doesn’t know much about math.
Welcome to three months ago, DUmbass.
Pinning their hopes on kings and princes.
Crazy Eyes is an economic genius.
…or, he points directly at the White House…your mileage may vary.
Maggie McFunbags threatens to leave…again.
Leader of the Lollipop Guild say’s “Cliffs aren’t so bad.”
Apparently exposing leftist activism is now racist, but you guys knew that already.
So testing for profit is bad, but teachers extorting for profit isn’t?
Here’s a tip: if you don’t want civilians killed, stop putting up military targets in schoolyards.
Might as well thank them…they’re paying for it.
Happy thoughts…happy thoughts…
Food Stamps…a gift to your grocer.
Pretend republicans always have racist opinions and share them unprompted.
Speaking of pandering to the races.
Extra cheese, courtesy of Uncle Sam.
Fox News watchers and Drudge readers are old and stupid.
Quoting bad science fiction as a scare tactic.
If this Rice gets lodged in Kerry’s ass, will he get another Purple Heart?
Christians should shut up and have no opinions.
Yeah, it’s a “benefit” just like welfare is a “paycheck”.
99 problems, and a bitch ain’t…uh, well…
Hold on to your Ding Dongs, folks!
Translation; Go piss up a rope, commie.
Lump of coal for you, DUmbass.
Finally, something NOT gay about a Jeep.
Hey, I thought all cultures were equal…
Wow…and I thought Alex Jones was a nut.
Elections have consequences…even among friends.
Maturity level of a Twilight fan.
…not just a river in Egypt…which the Muslims might want to blow up. I digress.
As you can imagine, the DUmbasses are elated at last night’s results. I suppose you can’t blame them. I’m reminded of the cautionary quote, “Be careful what you wish for.” Apparently a lot of people are wishing for free iPhones and to have their college loans paid off by the taxpayers…but I digress. Down the rabbit hole with you!
Getting slightly ahead of ourselves?
Well at least we’ll get a clown show.
The Jar Jar Binks of the Star Trek world.
I agree…the rest of the Dems should just adopt Bernie’s moniker.
“Because America needs more crazy eyes and forked tongues.”
Yeah, the irony being you guys had already been talking this up for a month.
$16T in debt, but not for sale?
Empty chair…empty threat….empty head?
I bet my leftard Facebook friends are more ignorant than yours.
You’re going to wish for Big Money when you see your Big Taxes in January.
If you’re still living in California, you deserve what you get.
…except for the other 49% of the nation?
Republicans “should be made to cooperate”.
Translation: You can’t quit, your guy lost, so get to work! Millions on welfare are depending on you!
I actually know a small businessman who will follow through with this…it wasn’t a threat, it was a reality of where his business would be headed in a second Obama administration. To the millennial dumbasses who work for him, they didn’t see the correlation, but they soon will.
And finally, this post sort of sums up how I think the state of politics have devolved over the last decade or so. While it’s always been a beauty pageant of sorts, of late, it’s taken on the flavor of a game show or sporting event. Atlas is shrugging. Do you have your exit strategy ready?
Frankenstorm Edition!! WOOHOO!
Hope and Change for the climate
Kicking the can down the …oh look, a squirrel!
…but don’t call them socialists.
Vote like your job depends on it.
The Army lies to get sympathy. True story.
Tomb of the Unknown…some DUers say it’s a monument to murder. Hmm.
Veteran pacifist defends Tomb of the Unknown.
“I don’t always ruin the world’s greatest nation, but when I do…”
End of days! HuffPo and Daily Kos are hard down!!!! OH NOES!!!
Yeah, I’m guessing he’s real worried.
“Spiritual adviser to a half dozen presidents and registered Democrat can go f*ck himself.”
Galluping in the polls and Drudging up hate.
Blah blah blah…words words…boring.
“We knows it! He wants to stealsss the preciousss!!!”
Criminals being criminals is no excuse to defend yourself.
Rainbows, puppy dogs, concessions to Vladimir Putin…that kind of shit.
“And I’m voting for free Obamaphones!”
Guns almost as bad as obesity?
Does this mean Obama will now have to go back to work?
Really? Show me his transcripts.
…well, that and an actual plan.
Why not horses WITH bayonets, or is that considered a unicorn…
On this, we agree. Undecideds are ‘morans’.
“No sensible voter…”, which excludes all if DU
Oh no! If I don’t have Andrew Sullivan’s respect, whatever shall I do???
…that’s because they’re always after his Lucky Charms.
The jerk store called and they’re out of YOU!
Left wing European rag says Obama wins. I know, I was shocked too.
Feeling the wrath of the mushy middle. Suck it.
And the Academy Award goes to…
Yeah, but how many bayonets to they have?
Rut roh…someone might need a divorce lawyer in a couple of weeks.
To be honest, if you’ve made up your mind, why bother watching debates?
Writing the narrative, one DUmbass at a time.
Leftists want to know where all of this incivility came from…must be those racist repukes fault.
The dead horse…she has been beaten yet again.
The Specter of feigning outrage.
Too skeer’d to show their real self.
“Did someone mention a lock box?”
So basically all you care about is how well Obama looks?
“If Romney wins, we know they cheated.”
The requisite “what will you do if Mitt wins” thread.
Well there’s two words you wouldn’t use much.
Free speech for me, but not for thee.
Fauxcahontas have heap big wampum!
Oh, well if a bunch of vapid little rich actresses say it’s so, I have to believe it.
Foil Hat Alert: Maybe Republicans hired Blackwater to kill our ambassador to make Obama look bad!!