Author: Claymore

Changing the subject, in this case, to someone who lost the 2012 election.

DUer on DUer over 14 yr old sex?

Fat, dumb and happy

Tea Party = Klan

…yeah, and Nixon was just a fan of tape recorders.

The Muslim pitbulls are coming to get you!

That awkward moment when you realize that taking everything isn’t enough for these people.

Seeking the felon voting bloc.

In other words, conservatives are racists.

McTraitor?

When you don’t like to address real scandal, you manufacture or rehash an old one.

Tea Party = Nazis

Hey look at me, I think I’m smart and shit!

In other words, he knows where the bodies are buried.

Apparently nurses now know everything.

Send in the drones.

“Use the Force, Harry Potter!” – Gandalf, Twilight: Breaking Dawn

“Hey, let’s beat up some fat people!”

Their first words…their first steps…their first date…their first arrest…they grow up so fast.

“I only watch HBO for Bill Maher.”…sure you do.

Rick James gives those titty’s two thumbs down.

Not to mention Alex Jones is just so damn cuddly!

California. Budget surplus. Really.

Begging for surgery…for their dog. What?

So I’m guessing they also have HBO to only watch Bill Maher?

Would not a thawed out 400 year old rose smell as sweet?

…and Leon is getting LARRRRRRGER!

ECHO…Echo…echo…

DU to AP: You should put some ice on that.

Set Phasers to Politics

Semi-automatic stupidity

…that sandwich isn’t going to make itself, sweetie.

Ugh. Poetry. Bad poetry…as if there’s another kind.

Go with the Flow.

Smarter than the average DUmbass

Altered state

Rovian

Scandal? What scandal?

“Fake” outrage?

A tax on the stupid.

Why not hot chicks?

News flash: Ted Rall is still a colossal douche.

Greedy hospitals want poor people to die.

Dan the poofter

BOOM, headshot.

Urban Outdoorsmen

Trial by DUry

Global Climate Warming Hope & Change

Policy of truth

Uh oh…they don’t like Tom Brokaw anymore.

Bush’s fault: Part One-hundred-kajllion.

Bush’s fault: Part One-hundred-kajillion and one.

Ironically killing deer.

Dennis Kucinich: Right Wing Nutjob

It’s a trap!

“See, hippies get audited by the IRS too!”

Back To The Future

Bet they found this on Pintrest…

Charity begins at home.

Pretend gun owners always support “reasonable” gun control laws.

Dead Kitties

The right to feel safe

Everyone gets a trophy

“The meanies in the GOP are out to get Our President!!!”

Biden his time

I call this the “Shit Sandwich Approach”.

Save the kids, except those still in the womb.

Whistling past the Benghazi graveyard.

Sweatshop sweatpants

Pulling rank

Throwing Apples out Windows

“I seen the price…”

Paging Jared Loughner.

Auto industry’s woes still not unions’ fault.

NRA – rednecks who want to kill brown people and take over the government.

DUers ponder a shooting spree at the NRA convention…tolerance.

Capt. Crazy Grayson wants more Dems in Congress.

Still Bush’s fault.

But all they really want is peaceful protest.

More gun control DUmbassery from a “responsible” gun owner.

Munchkin King hates austerity…he HATES it!!

Missing the target.

WTF is an AR1600?

Cyberbegging.

Zero f*cks are given. Zero.

Aim High!

Dilemma: educate voters who might not support you or just keep them stupid and enslaved?

Self-reflection or longingly gazing at oneself in awe.

And a bonus from PavePusher; Them sojurs shure are stupit

When life gets too tough, hey…run away.

Purging the kennel of blue dogs.

I hear Keith is still looking for a job too.

Jimmy Hats!

But don’t dare call it a police state.

Eric Holder…ninja turtle?

Boston bombers could have been better at what they did. Say what?

Occupy Two Years Ago

Filthy Republicansess wants to repeal the Preciousss!!

Performance?

Rich people who fly are more important than everyone else.

Homework, sponsored by Monsanto!

Full of shit.

The agro-trader nexus? Say what?

“Real Democrats don’t cut Social Security”

Tanks, you’re welcome.

So what you’re saying is you’re a ball carrier and like the double dribble?

The vet time forgot.

Milking a tragic state of affairs.

I bet he’d still have a job if he were gay.

Hey, maybe Uncle Joe will loan you a shotgun to shoot into the air!

First “assault weapons”, now “sniper rifles”.

Foil hats for everyone!

Murder and mayhem as media events

Supermaxi Pad

Going for the throat

Perhaps the only good use for gangsta rap.

What the truck, Ashley Judd???

Sic Semper Tyrannis

Got the fever for a fervor

Bump and grind

…and yet MTV is still on the air.

Mother Earth/Gaia/Great Spirit/God/Allah…covering the bases?

Lighten up, Francis.

“Those who would give up essential liberty….”

But don’t call them communists.

Weekend At Bernie’s.

…then ask them why banana splits have cherries on top. Hey, it makes as much sense as this bullshit.

Georgia on my mind.

Uncle Tsarni = oil lawyer

Trick shooting

Bill Maher Memorial Koolaid Fountain

VA is for Gun Lovers!

Needs more cowbell.

Munchkin Guild leader says we need to spend more to help the unemployed. Maybe a shovel ready yellow brick road?

Wake and bake for breakfast!

Fertilizer plant explosion = corporate terrorism

Dear Everyone Else: Go fuck yourself

One from PavePusher

Republicans will politicize the Boston bombing, unlike the left….pffft…yeah, I couldn’t keep a straight face on that one either.

Alex Jones Fan Club

That’s true…they’re too busy torching Hummers and Suburbans.

Anti-leg. Wait, what?

I know you are but what am I.

North Korea…our fault.

Hey, who really needs due process anyway.

Don’t forget playing Madonna and Lady Gaga 24/7….that will show them.

Yuk yuk yuk…sho’ is funny.

Yesterday…all my troubles seemed so far away…

Not much more despicable than what was in her book…or most of her movies for that matter.

…the president needs to be more ‘gangsta’ to dispel racial stereotypes. The mind boggles.

Texas Blues

“Loosing” grip on reality.

Republicans are the enemy, say peace-loving liberals.

…or to quote CAIR, “Hope it’s not a Muslim”.

Hey, maybe they can eat one of those F16s we just sent them!

Flaking out.

Are the Westboro homos unique?

Update on the Patriot Act, incoming…

Blaming the tea party…of course they do.

DU as a news source…same as garbage can for food.

Quick! I need Jon Stewart to tell me what to think!!

You can’t spell ‘douche’ without ‘DU’.

U Mad Bro?

Shooting your mouth off.

Tyranny of the majority?

Drone Wars: Bush’s Fault

Just in time to wave the bloody shirt.

I predict you’re all morons.

DU says the discussion on guns is over.

Mass transit fans? What, all 4 of them?

The Neverending Campaign

To be honest, he might not understand SS isn’t his security detachment.

Social disease

Well shit.

Kissing(er) ass

Chicks….pfft.

The Presidency as a Beauty Pagent

Letting Americans die in Benghazi, not a big deal…cutting Social Security? Impeach the bastard!!!

US “death squads”? (Hint, this is not about Obamacare)

Yeah, the country is just eat up with conservative dogma.

Government run “caregiver corps”…or should I say “corpse”. See what I did there?

In other words, people are fucking retarded.

Appealing to the unappealing.

Getting elected more important than getting things done.

The good news is that we’ll get to see more of the Teleprompter….so we got that going for us.

…greatly exaggerated.

You can’t fix this level of stupid, even with the back of a shovel.

…and the Green Jacket goes to.

No one rejects The Hillary!!! NO ONE!!

He was against it before he was for it before he was against it, again before it was against the wind…or something.