Author: Claymore

Republicans made Obama spend all the monies

Dems have a clown car of their own!

Why you no trust gubermint?

Enjoy your cheaper gas, you selfish bastard.

So apparently “inspiration p0rn” is now a thing?

Derka derka, love your berka.

Darth Vaxxer

Promotes women’s rights, uses picture of asshole who supports tyrants that enslave women

Shouldn’t that be “African American Projects”?

Capt. Crazypants wants you to pay to see him on Bill Maher’s show.

Bread bags to bucket head

The left is already convinced that Hillary is inevitable. Are you?

I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

Indian uprising (not an Elizabeth Warren post, ironically)

Law firms that specialize in “divorce for men” are probably racist

Warmonger Hillary!

Your requisite Bush Family Evil Empire thread. You’re welcome.

Say it ain’t so, Joe.

Earning your vote, one bimbo eruption at a time

Wyoming Shooting Galleries!

Oh wait, here’s the Elizabeth Warren post (and it’s about Hillary, ironically)

Military DUtelligence

…and I can see obsession from my house!

Hey, didn’t you work for Enron?

All his heroes have mayo

Sex Jet, where “stowing your luggage” has two meanings

“Well, except for the bitter clingers”

John who?

Is that because they’re not sure what it is?

Because “Great” Recession…as in Great Load of Horseshit.

DUers are Constitutional scholars…yes they are.

Taxing the shit out of everyone and giving money away will “rev” economy. Say wat?

Hillary’s diverse shades of pale

Inequality…as far as the eye can see.

Winner winner chicken…hotdog?

Democrats…they just critique themselves too much…because they care.

And the Blue Falcon award goes to…

The only “super bowl” these idiots like is one they get in Colorado. See what I did there?

Zooey Deschanel may be related a Civil War-era hero…which would be the most interesting thing about this dumbass, but I digress.

Threats have tripled…TRIPLED!!!

…then Alan Grayson crawled out of a hole. A-hole.

Dreaming of a white Christian

Cubans love Castro so much, they came here to destroy us for him

Hillary/Elizabeth, because Repuke dudes hate skrong wimins

Playing in traffic

“Go go Uncle Joe, we don’t like Hillary no mo’!”

Pffft. What a bunch of vaginas.

…or otherwise known as “new constituents”.

Sniping at Sniper

One man’s patriot…

So in other words, you’re a communist.

The night they tore ol’ Dixie down.

Chris Kyle: American Murderer?

Well, that’s certainly one way to look at it.

Barrack Obama is a terrorist…at least one commie thinks so anyway.

Fake activists always get pepper sprayed by fake conservatives at fake rallies

Obama’s third term?

One movie, two points of view…then there’s DU

Mandatory voting…democracy!

Doesn’t Han always sit next to Chewie?

Hang wringing over Reagan????

Taxing our patience.

…paved with good intentions. Or not.

Galloping to mediocrity

Choosing a veteran for SOTU response is “slim pickings”

DU forgets that Robert Byrd was a Grand Kleagle….whoops.

Xenu will not be pleased!!!

Well this is disappointing….

Requisite “Bush is a war criminal” thread. Enjoy.

F*ck da’ po’lice

White people can be terrorists too!

…ain’t the pope of me.

Ok fine…here’s a Michael Moore thread…happy now?

Parting shot

Poopiehead

Soylent Green is people!

Dogged hypocrites

Hey guess what Santa brought?

CNN has gone to the dogs

Organized labor against management…no wait, this is the one they DON’T like.

Tea Party = Neo Confederates

What the Huck

Geek commies

So using “Democrat” is now considered racist

Hands up, I’ma gonna shoot…wait, that’s not how it goes.

Can I at least get my Christmas decorations down before y’all start this shit up?

Bernie The Socialist wrote Tiger Teleprompter Jebus a letter

Lack of free shit from the government is killing people

ISIS is apparently Bush’s Fault™.

Suddenly DU is concerned about political statements

New term of the week: Police privilege

Republican “clown car” candidates…they have a point on this one.

…that’s what friends are for!

Elitists clutch pearls that they were targeted during their eggs Benedict and latte

Walmart…malls…at this rate, DUmbasses will be left shopping at Goodwill and 7-11

Bill Clinton has 21 phone numbers….let that soak in a moment.

Because…RACIST

Oh goodie, a list of what leftists want to reform for our police forces

Perpetual Union

It’s a trap!

I can only imagine the reaction from the left if this had happened under Giuliani…yeah.

The 20 million vote lie

Gee Gordon…

Ferguson burning…again.

Media fanning the flames? Nah!

America = White Supremacist Nation

NYPD shootings. Conspiracy to shut down the conversation?

The Snowden/NORKS/CHICOM Cabal!

“Stay focused, people! A couple of dead cops shouldn’t derail the movement!”

…I don’t think it means what you think it means.

“Good” white people.

Well, her husband DOES love a good cigar, so…

Oh Canada

Tortured logic

Demonstrated stupidity

NYPD is a scary police state army of racists

Blah blah blah Hillary blah blah blah

An island of compassion on a sea of nutjobbery?

Cops who turned their backs on their superiors are guilty of insubordination

Race Pimp Bobblehead

Conservatives want dead cops?

Justice system designed to kill brown people

Reporting so stupid, even DU makes fun of it

DUmbasses DISH on capitalism

“20 assholes on a side protest”

THE anti-hipster/social justice band wagon rant you want to read before it gets deleted

Goofy for the PEW PEW PEW

Bernie Sanders is a DUmbass

“Did I do thaaaat?”

The ghey struggle, y’all!

Tavern. Unless you’re a level 100 dwarf paladin, who the hell calls it a tavern?

Documenting Pantsuit the Liar

…and Univision isn’t exactly playing reruns of Leave It To Beaver…so?

Heap big drama with Fauxcahontas’ big chief aspirations

Shhhh! Be vewy vewy quiet…I’m hunting people!

That thread where Bono becomes a hated banker…yeah…THAT Bono.

Darth Pussy?

President Pussy?

Fauxcahontas on warpath against own tribe

Support the troops = condoning torture….yeah, this should be good.

Mything facts

8 “developments” post-Ferguson,

In other news, fat people suing Oneida for making spoons

In case you needed another reason to hate country music

Baby Jesus is a threat to civil liberties

Dems don’t like being reminded of their Vietnam War stance

Religion of pieces

Totally not an invasion, guys…these people should be allowed to decide for themselves. Totally.

Our moral betters don’t even know how their leaders are chosen…let that marinate.

Hey, maybe instead of real cases, they watch reruns of Law & Order?

Comrade Sanders will make you change your mind on socialism!

Oh you silly liberals…you so funny.

Capt. Nujob McCrazypants and the Cone Of Silent Shutupness

DUmbass pimps Elizabeth Warren using Obama lie on tv?

Gun owners are a real gas

Sleeping gas. Shooting the gun out of their hand. DUmbasses are full of great ideas straight out of video games!

Nukie Pootie

Just Breaking: Churches generally believe in the Bible

Flag wearing thug

Adopting minority children is racist…wait…what?

Paws up, don’t shoot!

Tolerance collision

Socialist…Democrat….same same

Pissed

Stephen Colbert is a national something or other

Poor people are poor because of cars?

Some dude is the new MSNBC anchor

Your mileage may vary

Pennsylvania taking a shot at Florida’s reputation

Republicans should be “targets”

Red state blues

Butthurt Brigade finds swastikas on wrapping paper

…except at abortion clinics, but other than that.

Marky Mark and the DUmmy Bunch

Ah, college…the best 15 years of my life.

Crappy Star Wars trailer gets GRR Martin off his ass to finish his friggin’ books before he croaks

Home owners associations are full of little commie wannabe dictators

Breaking news: most Americans can tell the difference between a thug and and thug cop.

“Letting guns fall into the hands of criminals”

Well, at least they can’t call it workplace violence

Chlorine sickens 19 furries…300 million sickened by finding out what furries are

Tortured alert

Snakes on a plain (moron)