Author: Claymore

Everything is thoooper….

You down with TPP?

Stupid First Amendment

Boo-frickin-hoo

I seriously don’t get the left’s obsession with Neil deGrasse Tyson

Shopping list

Hey, maybe she can get a job throwing papers for the paper that threw her under the bus?

“Moderate” Muslim

Have you been called a Nazi today? Let me take care of that for you.

Maple Birthers

With friends like the Clintons…

Apparently the Jewish Mafia are after Rand Paul

Ted Cruz….egomaniac

Republicans hate women, you guys.

Leggo my logo

Alan Grayson…ramblin’ man.

Old Chick/Jerkface 2016

“Overlooking your financial situation” hmm.

People who hate religion are pissed at Cruz’s lack of tithing

…war on women.

Chop suey

Uppity Zionists

Fake restaurant in Indiana calls in and fake claims to fake discriminate against fake gays

Fauxcahontas speak-um heap big interview

Rangling with the draft

….and here come the birthers.

Do they have a golf course?

Truth in jest

Hey, let’s cherry pick a story from 2013!

Who Would Ted Pick?

First they came for Jon Stewart…

Republic of Arizona

Cruz past me at your own peril

Party time!

Apparently those “solutions” involve taking your money.

Oil was a pretense…it was really about selling ammo.

Bagging on the teabaggers

So declaring “death to the US” isn’t the crazy part?

I, for one, welcome our titanium overlords.

Pantsuit/Irish Dude 2016

You say “success” like it’s a good thing.

Civil War II: Electoral Boogaloo

Trumping up the dream ticket

She’s made them an offer they can’t refuse

DUmbasses….they know us all so well.

Obamacare may get a headshot from a Kennedy

Haven’t seen a “Let It Happen On Purpose” thread in a while. Make it so.

Zionists are in control of the government, and all I got was a lousy t-shirt

Wait, wasn’t this the gang who said you had to Federalize to Professionalize?

DUer’s are now climatologists

Maybe you should just send her an email?

Leftist anti-Semitism? Where?

From the “No Sh*t Sherlock” file.

WH pissed that the Israelis leaked nuke deal details before they could

ManBearPig 2016 –

What the duck?

Party favors

That time a $15 an hour minimum wage didn’t kill business

Most. Transparent. Ever.

That time 30k emails disappeared and they called it a “fishing trip”

Requisite “GOP are racists” thread

With friends like this, who needs ISIS?

Bolton…causing liberal seizures again.

Wait…Hillary is a WOMAN? Who knew?

GOP House budget does what most would imagine it does

Puking squirrel

Leftards are offended that Free Speech is too free

“Great news” for Florida is like “Free swimming lessons” for Titanic passengers

Pantsuit 2016

Tom Cotton – goofy f*ck, warmonger

Unicorn farts

Well, Al Gore did warn you…

Lurking lurkers who lurk

I thought dissent was patriotic

Pot….kettle…black

Only Nixon could go to China

Clearly this nation is a failure

Biden pissed…forgets Kennedy and Pelosi did the same shit to Reagan and Bush

Bitches be like “we could to better”

Go away old man

VRWC v2.0

Liberals don’t really believe any of this. Seriously.

Hey, he still has a pen and a phone.

Yet another reason I’m looking forward to this a’hole being gone soon

They tell me I’m a dreamer, well I’m not the only Juan

Spam email

Wicked Witch and her flying monkeys

Capt. Crazy Ass might soon be Capt. Broke Ass

Civics 101 – the US president is a dick, not a dictator

You can all go to hell, for me, I will go to Texas

It’s not the burning, it’s the itching

That time when we all agree that Lanny Davis is a weasel

Drafty women

Can’t wait for the Mexican lesbian combat vet with PTS version of Batman.

Texas is screwing up the plan

There’s a future for US-Israeli relations?

Going postal

CPAC = Klan rally

One hell of a Sunday

Revisionism is a mental disorder

Disloyalty will not be tolerated, comrade!

It’s not a cult, dammit! Well, it’s NOT!

What a jerk.

Nazi’s had flair too

Drilling holes in the boat to let the water out

Cashing in on Hillary

Shorter version: White people, everything is always your fault. Gimmie some money.

Attacking a 12 year old kid. Classy.

Anti-Semitic?

What the Shat?

Moving America

Tea Baggers murder political opponents in Russia? Huh?

Gay Republicans are like Jews who hang out with Nazis. Or something.

Sneering at exceptionalism

She might want to talk to Wesley Snipes first

Bush’s fault

Missing the (green) point

So the Huffington Post is now a right wing rag. Yup.

Let’s start with a little Marx, shall we?

Are DUer’s better than you?

There would be no anti-Semitism if not for the Jews

Left counting on illegals to flip Texas ‘blue’

Hatred of government workers fueled 2014 loss. Say what?

Finally! The hate list you all needed to tack up on your fridge!

Yeah, about that whole Jew thing…

Apparently DU is keeping Al Jazeera in business.

anti-Vaxers vs. non-GMOs. Too bad it’s not a death match.

Equality of misery, now with less bandwidth!

Irony isn’t just something you do to your shirt.

Wealthy white actors know the deal, yo.

Bernie Sanders…the left wing Jebus!

Best? BEST?

Shitty t’s

Captain Whackjob suddenly worried about giveaways

Left wing birthers

Debbie Does Nothing

Global Terror…no, not Muslims, the REALLY bad kind.

Praying for a return of the Soviets

Smoke em if you…hey, pass the Doritos, dude.

Look at all this freakin’ global warming every damn where!

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Spy vs. Spy

Yeah, so about that whole college degree thing…

Were Eisenhower Republicans a bunch of leftists?

Frozen edition…let it go.

Harry ass

Read a book! Ron Paul 2016!!!

Open carry…yeah.

Educated idiots

Yea pantsuits!!!

Turd Sandwich for Senate!

Scott Wanker? That’s what they’re going with?

I can see it now, 300 people show up with nothing, expecting the host to feed them.

Haters gonna hate…

Giant Douche for President!

Doesn’t matter, as long as they’re a redistributionist commie!

Royal pain in the ass

Frankly, I can’t wait for Nathan Bedford Forrest Day.

Man bites Muslim

It’s in the pipeline…

GOP wants poor people to starve

Fringe….FRINGE!!!

Cheering from the sidelines while Rome burns

Healthy batch this week…let’s start off with a little dose of moral equovocation.

By “years”, do you mean a half-century?

She must drive a stick.

Point out hypocrisy, get accused of being a Koch Bros. puppet.

DUmbocratic Party

Twinkie/Doritos 2106

Well at least we can agree on this…

Attention whore threatens to leave, irony ensues

Russia in Ukraine because we made them do it

Brock the vote

Christian right = Islamic terrorists

Jumping the left shark

Feel sorry for Tony Dorsett, but you know, nothing beats poor, homeless, cancer victims

99% DUmbass

Grecian formula

So apparently Obama’s poor governing spans two continents

Pantsuit vs. Headdress

1456 vs 2015

Clinton/Castro 2016. Truth in advertisement?

…well yeah, except for that whole $18 trillion thing.

Made in Taiwan

Damn you “gun lobby”…you made Eric Holder teh sads.

Love you long time.

Oooooh BURN!

Liberals are racists???? No way!!!

Defending Moore.

Foil hat police state