Author: Claymore

Pedo journalism site claims military aided Afghan child rapists. Patriots.

Child poking = thought provoking

Just doing the jobs Americans won’t do

Now translate that into the welfare state

Sharia later

One man’s bomb making materials is another man’s PC

Until you admit you’re a racist, things will never get better…oh and free shit.

AKA as the “Bad Decision Matrix”

So now Bill Maher is a libertarian?

Clearly Bush’s fault

So Planned Parenthood is now a “vital program”

Am I wrong for reading this in a Speak & Spell voice?

From the leftist’s playbook

Morning Joe is bigoted for pointing out Hillary as the author of the birther movement

May lead to Obama’s third term

Biden the Bernie Killer

…you keep using that word.

Courting the grays and the hipsters

It’s all fun and games until you dis the Debbie

Boxers or briefs?

DUmbasses really understand economics

Did I mention you’re all racists?

Glock Tarts and God bless you

Liberals still hoping for race riots in Charleston

Colorado Leftards hate California Leftards

Too late

R2-DILD0

Two words: Swedish Volleyball

MSNBC, where the B stands for ‘butthurt’

One man’s dictator…

Yes, but are they vast and right wing?

Just so we’re clear, who was in charge in 2012?

I think the evidence is clear; chicks just aren’t that funny

Foil hats for everyone!

Laugh it up, infidel

In other news, Steven Colbert is still a douche

…and I didn’t even get the t-shirt.

Bush to sue over not being compared to Hitler anymore

Just so you know, you’re the problem with this country

Patch the hole in your boat before you try rescuing the sinking ship

DUer’s aren’t afraid of political correctness because they are smarter than you

Next up, dead polar bears

Proves he’s a douche…crickets.

So according to these buttholes, black folks are weak and emotionally crippled

Microagressions…IDGAF

..or, How To Ruin A $90k Car In One Easy Step.

Relax…they’re both pandering.

Former MP loves Obama, secretly hopes he won’t be killed by fellow supporters

Who accused her of this…Stalin?

Martin will save you from teh eeeevil gunz!!

Hillary’s platform of losers

I’d like to think this is a joke…I know better.

Dudes can’t help the chicks like chicks can

“Never really noticed” Hillary’s logo…really?

Two socialist shitbags walk into a bar…

And one from outside of DUmmyland:

What the actual…

Hey, she one of yours.

Alien Invasion

DUer’s know all about socialism

They should make a movie…

Well maybe he’ll just declare himself king.

DWS = POS

Comrade-in-chief

Brian Williams goes to hell

94 million out of work, but yeah, it’s the Republican’s fault

DUer’s know all about Nazis

Low turnout labor rally on Labor Day gives them the sads

Peanuts are now racist…and I don’t mean Charlie Brown and Snoopy

Is Joe a Big Effin’ Deal?

You only like him because he’s black

Refugees? Bush’s fault.

Broke? Bush’s fault.

Oh, did I mention you’re all racists?

Locked and loaded gets locked

Reaching out to atheists gets you nothing but hell

Poll meltdown in DUmmyland!

Damn those reactionary Missouri students!!

The Hillary Show Unclassified!

…just forget all that “Kill Whitey” stuff.

Just like France?

“Running” for cabinet posts? DUmbass.

Oh, well I’m sure this will work out perfectly, Bernie.

Liberals are awesome server security experts (and apparently good at keeping Lifelock in business)

DU debates the law and Hillary Felon Clinton

Weekend Party At Bernie’s

…so far.

So they don’t like the race card being played on them either.

Conscientious Objector for Commander-in-Chief!

Abortive campaign

Still the Hill

DU Christian Seminary now in session

Vegetarian is sad they only get pasta and shitsauce

Deporting illegals is the same as gun confiscation. Yeah, I don’t get it either.

Barack Lives Matter

Mountains out of molehills

Civics lesson for The Donald

…or maybe she was just a crappy teacher?

War on stupid

One man’s hate group is another man’s hate group

20k+ people rally for unity….DU? Meh.

…and all majority Democrat cities.

Revolting Debbie

Classified DUmbassery

Pansexual Miley…sucking in every way

Well pack it in, we’re done.

Pot. Kettle. Black President

DUmbasses are now military experts

Bush’s fault

Leftists who hate God love Jimmy Carter’s Sunday School Class

Liberals ruin everything they touch

But other than that, he’s a good guy

Expecting immigrants to obey the law is racist

250 rounds of golf make you ‘feisty’…or ‘lazy’…either way

Some DUer’s not feelin’ it for Biteme

John Kerry – Best Sec of State EVER….for Iran

Sink-o de Trumpo

Hillary the warmonger

Republicans are dumb, white, poor and racist

Mein Trump

STFU Chad

Throwing out an anchor

Cruzing to Trumpville

Your actions have consequences…just sayin’

I wasn’t wondering and I don’t care

Gun experts on parade.

You got kicked off for being a drunken asshole, not because you’re black

The Rand Paul Scandal!!!

Bernie Sanders is better at pandering to black people than Hillary

“Hell No, We Don’t Want Joe!”

White Donors Matter

It’s so bad, she has to buy her Chairman Mao pantsuits at Bloomingdales

Constitutional scholars as far as the eye can see

Dude looks like a lady

This douche is a thief, plain and simple

Hair band

Manning up

Who did they ask, golf caddies?

They always threaten this and never do it

Spanking material…breakfast of champions

And there’s a backlog of unopened jars and spiders that need to be killed

Crazy on line two

Fake shut-ins have fake conversations with fake victims

Not worth a compromised server

…then she jumped into her Volvo and sped off to her gated community.

SoS compromised 300+ classified emails = manufactured scandal

Retarded socialist says loudmouth with bad hair is an embarrassment

Battle of the network pantsuits

What is love, baby don’t hurt me…don’t hurt, no more…

“Censorship of people of color”…if that’s the case, this is the worst job of censorship in the history of ever

Yes, what we really need is another community organizer

To paraphrase, race baiting assholes will never be satisfied

…in other words, they want to pick winners and losers.

Teaching rape culture

Oh, well if the Obama administration says it’s okay…

Who says you’re not?

Ross Perot warned us of this.

Little Tax Evader on the Prairie

See…Bush’s fault

Bernie’s BLM interruption was a Clinton plot. Yup.

Playing in traffic

Paging Al Sharpton…

The 2-step plan

The eBay stratagem

King of retarded Oompaloompas says we’re all like Trump

Sharing the rudeness

Chuck Schumer – Right Wing Zionist Shill

Someone please think of the phone!

Let the cleansing begin

Well if it’s any consolation, Bill O’Reilly makes me gag too, so…

DU sex offender needs money. No I’m not kidding.

Conservatives…evil…Star Trek…yes, they appear to be serious.

See, even liberals think moderates are effin’ losers.

Oath Keepers in Ferguson…I’m sure this will end well.

Wait, hold-up…it wasn’t the Clintons, it was Sarah Palin!!!

Tilting at socialist windmills

Now, back to our regularly scheduled coronation

Gun Dungeon

….then everyone applauded.

Shorter title: die whitey

Beware the Trump

Preppers gonna prep

“No really, honey, it came with the software…maybe that was a bad choice of words…”

So Planned Parenthood isn’t harvesting organs? Right.

I still don’t get the appeal of this heifer

Mad cow Maddow

Shitty furniture, stupid cars and now this. At least there’s hot volleyball chicks left.

DUmbasses have teh sads over MSNBC. Aw.

Chick with a dick is a dick

Annoying little limey turd.

MEDIC!

Grammar Nazi forgets to punctuate correctly.

“Collaborative Art” = vandalism

Guns and flags and statues…

That time the media repeated a lie about the NAACP pipebomb attack…in otherwords, it’s Tues.

Lindsey Graham – Warmonger

To be honest, as soon as amnesty goes through, the Dems won’t need these states anymore anyway.

Trump is a racist for pointing out the obvious.

Bush’s fault

I guess this comes natural.
“Eligible”

Giant Douche vs. Turd Sandwich 2016

What “important healthcare” are they talking about?

Deserve’s got nuthin’ to do with it.

Now you can lose twice as fast at the pump!

So where in this does China and India reduce their emissions?

NRA worse than Planned Parenthood

I guess we’re to blame for the Ukraine? Figgers.

Munchkin King is revolting…or something.

Could there be a bigger waste of oxygen?

Forgetting the Democrat party’s history