Author: Claymore

Gun control is dominating the forums this week. Yea;

So sayeth the #1 f*ckers of the Constitution since forever

Gonna find out who’s naughty or nice

Commies lament their Last Best Hope

Deez Nutz

Merry Christmas is now a hate crime

How the Byrd turns

Ends Justify The Means crowd complaining about winning at all costs

Herr Reich vill make you talk

Well pack your shit, hoss

What Would Keef O’Berman Do?

Godwin buys a hat

Must have been good pizza

Bush hates old mentally ill homeless people

Suing guns out of existence

Spraying with wutomatic magazines or whatever

Estupido

Bernie’s insulting platform

Aborting the competition

News flash: Hillary supporters are assholes

I usually do get a tad pissed when someone tries to take away my rights

Getting a little drafty in here

All the f*cks
Ah…someone is thinking “wrong” again

Confiscation, redneck style

Stop me if you’ve heard this one…5 Muslims walk into a gun range…

Terrorism…Bush’s fault (naturally)

Perhaps a blood soaked vacuum?

Atheism is now a race. Wow.

Giving Trump a black eye

Professor Brady

Pretend churches always advocate for pretend theocracy

They’re not really Islamoshitbags, they just need a job

Killing Bambi

Seven times…really.

Hey, how about a hashtag too…that’ll work.

I told y’all to save your Confederate money

Oh, but hey…climate change…

What’s really at stake

Politicizing Jesus

But they would never suggest confiscation

White man’s burden

Gay Muslims in the US.

DUmbasses are all butthurt that white people don’t get killed

Let’s start at the White House then.

DUer’s define “middle class”

The media is in the tank for the GOP…say wut?

Yeah, there are a lot of retards around my town too

And this is why I use Uber

Finger wagging leftists are the worst

Liberals really do understand the Constitution…no seriously, guys.

DU has the sads

When lessers clash

Hawkish at the DU?

Terririss manipoolatin’

Pick your nose

Eurotrash

Huddled masses yearning to blow up their own Starbucks

Blame America Always

Election of fear

Hey, maybe we can register them as Democrats too

Trumping gun control

Rainbows and unicorn farts

Bernie and the Jets

Racist conservatives will win because of terrorism

Special Snowflakes and the Safe Place of Doom

A situation you can refuse

Alex Jones gets his props at DU

See, they’re not all bad

Foam saber rattling

Global warming and free shit

“Predestined”

The Midget of Enron opens his yapper again

Room temperature IQ

Black folks don’t be likin’ the Pantsuit

They hate us because of teh secks

Well…bye.

“Thanking” our veterans

If only Planned Parenthood had started in Germany

Getting all PC about PC is un-PC
Eulogy for the useless

DU’s two veterans talk to one another

Next up, Obamateef

Constitutionalism is treason

DUer calls out all of the right wingers on DU…meds have apparently stopped working.

Skeer’d

War on guns

Show me.

Neil deGrasse Tyson….DUmbass

Ben Carson…stolen valor

Opposing the murder of innocents is now domestic terrorism

F-16? F-16? NO! F you!!!

Special snowflakes are triggered when you call them special snowflakes

Only rednecks care that Americans were killed in Benghazi

Ben Birthers

Veteran tranny has a t-shirt

Cannibalism, leftist style

Keep it classy, you antisemitic shitheel

Drink your Starbucks and STFU

Self flagellation

Get under the Hope Bus, beep beep!

Hillary’s pimp hand

Operation Eggroll…what, was that insensitive?

Paying for things is so 17th century

Actual commie better than pretend commie 2016

Condescending to Bernie supporters is cool

Dude with armed guards wants you disarmed…for America

Honkey Rules

Hillary? Pffft. GAYYYY!

…and they support natural selection?

We could only hope…

Work. What is it good for?

Privilegio blanco

…a custom 1911, that’s my CCW fantasy.

DIVE DIVE DIVE!

News flash; people who are irresponsible will do irresponsible shit.

Throw grannie under the train

Bernie, sticking to his guns

Yuk yuk yuk…comedy

We’re gonna need a montage!!

“Outrageous!” (pays $900 for a limited edition iPhone)

Millenials are retards

You love socialism and you know it

Cars and guns are the same

Hillary supports are idiots

And their battlecry shall be “Ikea”!

Because no one died…

Ronda Rousey will kick your ass and you’ll like it

Independent Jim and the Temple of Goons

DUtards hate icky muscle cars because they’re all testosterony

Maybe his mom should have dabbled with abortion

And when it does happen, liberals will be two things; food or targets

The good news is that they can go there now

DUer Truthers love the Trumpster

I guess they hate Colin Powell again

Apparently the US is now worse than North Korea

The right to bare tards

It’s official…Texas hates women

It’s Gowdy duty time

We all know this is bullshit

Wait, Hillary threw Bernie under the bus? Shocking.

Stretching the definition of “death penalty”

Leaves extra time to build crappy furniture

Losing position for losers

Good guys with guns don’t matter

Union cuts pension…Bush’s fault

Well, if we’re being honest, it was a pretty good movie

Disarmed dumbass advertising to be robbed, possibly killed

Somehow, the NRA is responsible for idiots, criminals, nutjobs and gang members

Happy Hipster Douchebag Day!

Bernie-gasm Pt 1

Oh, my sweet summer child…you know nothing.

The Pentagon and the NRA are the real terrorists

Right wing nuts have taken over the Democrat party. Say what?

What is the function of a hair brush…what is the function of a spoon…see, I can do this shit all day long too.
Oh goody, the UN is going help American Indians

Over there’s a toy gun and a real one…which is which…too late, you’re dead

Bernie-gasm Pt 2

Christopher Columbus…American Entrepreneur

Political show for politics brings politically inspired peace for political gain

First they will come for the Redskins, then Columbus, Ohio

Commies think Bernie is a poseur

Bronies for Bernie!

Put on your shocked face

Bernie-gasm Pt 3

What’s a dude gotta do…

Was he a clockmaker?

Suddenly religious

Estupido

From the “I didn’t think it applied to me!” file

Biden his time

Pope poop

“Misunderstanding” = Muslim shitbags are raping again

DUmbasses

…and now they hate him.

Putin is laughing

Charity at the point of a gun

“Fantasy” is right

All you science denying racists suck

And all the hipster douchebags cried, raising the sea level

So apparently good vibes and overpriced food don’t equal profits

Oh hey, you’re a racist

Boldly going where no man has gone

Hey Peter King, the lunatics at DU agree with you…you may want to look into that

Shoot the moon

40 acres and a Lexus

Cinco de DUmbass

Eating their own