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Kim Jong Un’s Health

by AW1Ed••81


Kim Jong Un

Getting conflicting stories about Lil’ Kim. Some are reporting he’s in “grave danger” following heart surgery, while others state he’s recovering from the cardiovascular procedure. Obviously can’t be both, so which is it? Time will tell.

North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un is reportedly in “grave danger” following surgery, CNN reported on Monday evening, citing an anonymous U.S. official with direct knowledge of the situation.

There have been rumors of the dictator’s declining health in recent days, after he reportedly missed the country’s most important political holiday last week — the birthday celebration of Kim Il-sung, Kim Jong-un’s grandfather and founder of the communist tyranny.

NBC’s Kathy Tur sparked further speculation after deleting a tweet citing two U.S. officials who purportedly claimed that the authoritarian is “brain dead.”

From Breitbart

Then again…

Kim Jong Un, the North Korean dictator, is recovering Tuesday from a cardiovascular procedure, according to a South Korean media reports.

The Daily NK, an online news periodical based in Seoul, which is run mostly by North Korean defectors, reported that Kim, 36, was recovering from his April 12 surgery at a resort county villa on the east coast. The report said Kim has been in bad health because of heavy smoking, obesity and overwork.

Sources told Fox News that the White House is aware of the reports of Kim’s health, but there is no confirmation.

From Fox News

Certainly no love lost with The Hermit Kingdom’s dictator, but his surprising passing would destabilize the region until a successor is empowered. Or it’s just business as usual while he recovers. Stay tuned.

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81 thoughts on “Kim Jong Un’s Health”

    1. Damn shame that he could not impart some of his flying skillz to Daniel Bernath. Who wouldn’t pay to see those two behind the controls of an aircraft?

    4. “No single person on earth has ever departed and landed the same aircraft.”

      So that’s why there are two pilots!

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    1. Thoughts and prayers? I was angry until I saw Hack posted…
      Translated for you Hack…
      Suffer and die Jong..

  3. Maybe Kim Cheese shoulda shared some of those bacon double cheese burgers with super sized fries that Dennis Rodman brought him. But then again, who is to say that his sister didn’t encourage him to pig out. Better the devil we know?

  4. Who cares? This little fat fuck deserves to die a very slow and painful death! The only work this little fat fucker ever did was attack a triple cheeseburger! I hope he does an Elvis impersonation and dies on the shitter! I am sure the people are tired of starving to death?
    Let us all hope for the best!!!

  5. Sorry – no time for concern. Too busy studying mathematical models for veracity.

    (Yeah, that was sarc. Maybe.)

  7. These fuckers are always enabled by the toadies around them who could put a stop to this shit at any time…they never do.

    The people who enabled Castro, Mao, Lenin, Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, those are also real monsters. When you stand idly by in the halls of power and watch anyone do what these men did you become an accomplice to their criminal acts and history will define you as just another piece of garbage.

    I hope this fat prick dies of sepsis screaming in pain while his guts fester and rot…slow and agonizing is the only death this piece of shit deserves.

  8. Brain dead you say? Doubt that, as he lacks the proper equipment for that diagnosis.
    Sic semper fatf*cki.

    1. Also, when will our resident seagull be here to defend the Glorious Leader and to chastise us for flouting the compulsory mourning period?

  10. What does a North Korean ricochet sound like?
    Pyong Yang!

    Why did the North Korean flee to South Korea?
    To find his Seoul mate.

    Why do North Koreans sell only one size of drink?
    Because they have a Supreme Liter.

    I recently watched a North Korean horror movie.
    It turned out to be a documentary.

    How do you clear a North Korean bingo hall?
    B-52

  11. This family of despots probably think of themselves as modern Egyptian royalty and practice inbreeding to keep the bloodline pure. This obese fat fuck is a far cry from granddaddy Kim Il Sung, who was a calculating brutal mass murderer but made of far sterner physical stuff and lived for 84 years until the mid 1990s. In contrast, this overstuffed fat piece of shit is only 36 and probably dying from God knows how many diseases. Talk about a pale shadow and imitation of his killer granddad…must be the genes…

    1. I wonder if he also drinks booze like his father did? His father Kim Jong [Mentally] Il was known to have a constant thirst for liquor!

      1. Not to mention the Swedish prostitute “pleasure squad” he had flown in and that he insisted upon dressing like Blofeld or Dr. No from the Connery-era Bond flicks.

  12. Is NDtBF’s hot sister still waiting in the wings? Or has he strapped her to a howitzer yet?

    2. She may be attractive – but so is a female Black Widow spider. Might want to pass on that one.

      1. Addendum: presumably later photos of the lady available online show her appearing much thinner in the face. That’s usually a giveaway for weight loss. Curiously, presumably recent photos of ND:tBF show him appearing even somewhat more portly than in the past.

        Perhaps she caught her brother “appropriating” part of her rations and put him in the hospital? (smile)

  13. US has extensive contingency plans in case of Kim Jong Un death
    By Gillian Turner

    The U.S. government has extensive contingency plans in place for an eventual death of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un that factor in expectations of a mass-scale humanitarian crisis inside the country, Fox News has learned.

    Sources discussed those plans amid conflicting reports about the reclusive North Korean leader’s health. Those same sources urge caution about these reports, which have claimed he’s facing serious health issues after a cardiovascular procedure.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    While North Korea has not made clear who would potentially succeed Kim, some experts believe his sister, Kim Yo Jong, would step in as leader, at least during a transitional period. Others believe North Korea could be ruled by the collective leadership of ruling party elites, similar to the post-Stalin Soviet Union.

    Fox News Link

    1. Under thug rule, people close to the Supreme Thug, hence his likely successors, are almost always thugs as well. See: the Hussein brothers as an example. Expecting a kind and wise successor is to be drinking your bathwater… plan for another batshit psycho and you will not be disappointed.

  14. Kim has heart problems you say? No worries, as there are many of his subject that will gladly donate their hearts if required.

    1. Donate? Certainly. But I’m not sure about the “gladly” part, Mustang Major. Might not be their idea. (smile)

  16. i heard from scuttlebutt he had brain surgery, which of course in North Korea, Rocket Science > Brain Surgery.

    I expect his sister to step in, if not, there will be a grab for power by generals.

  17. Gosh it would be terrible if, say, Kim were to die and the ROK used the chaos there and in China to sweep over the border and take over the country, governing it as a dependency for 20 years or so. Maybe we could convince the Chinese to turn a blind eye as reparations for starting a worldwide pandemic. Not really any need for U.S. forces to play any part, except maybe enthusiastic cheerleaders.

    1. Anyone (else, however briefly) ever entertain the
      “I can rescue a hot babe from her shithole country” fantasy?
      lolol

      1. Yeah, I do.

        The whole regime executes and imprisons all her relatives is a huge buzzkill though.

    2. While I’m on a Korean cheerleader tangent, did you know?

      Unlike the USA,
      South Korea has cheerleaders for major league BASEBALL.

  19. Looks like CNN fornicated Fido. Again.

    ‘It’s Not True’: South Korea Trashes Sensationalist CNN Report on Kim Jong-un

    South Korean officials told the nation’s Yonhap news agency on Tuesday a CNN report claiming North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un was “in grave danger” were “not true” and that “nothing unusual” appeared to be happening in the communist country.

    Yonhap also found no evidence of Kim enduring any medical hardships ongoing at North Korea’s embassy in Beijing and Chinese government sources told Reuters they, too, had no evidence of a medical emergency in Pyongyang.

    Breitbart Link

    Maybe next time.

    1. We already know this to be false. He missed his Grandfather’s Birthday Celebration.

      Which is roughly the equivalent of a US president not showing up to the state of the union.

      He is definitely in poor health. The only question is how poor his health is right now and whether he is improving or not.

    2. The current South Korean president is very pro NK and would submit the bill for reunification tomorrow if he thought it would pass.

      When I was stationed in the ROK in the 90’s I thought about a third of the population would actively participate with NK in an invasion scenario.

      Today, I think that is a low estimate.

      1. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Would you say that your new estimate of those who will participate with North Korea if it were to invade is most likely going to be higher than your original estimate today or lower? I have a good friend from high school who’s currently stationed over there with the Army.

  20. I pray that the people of North Korea are liberated from the tyranny they currently live under. I pray that those starving in the fields know true freedom in their lifetimes. If that means the death of all of the ruling class in that shit hole of a country, then so be it.

  21. I can buy that porky ‘lil Kim-Cheese in in trouble from smoking and overeating, but overwork? I won’t shed a tear when fat boy kicks the bucket!

    1. The cut from the women marching to the old men clapping makes me laugh every time.

      1. Again let the record show we agree.

        But this doesn’t mean we’ll be taking long warm showers together in the wee hours of the morn.

        *grin*

          1. Looking sharp, but I like the way the North Korean Women’s hooters jiggle while they’re goose stepping!

  25. Perhaps he just has a “heavy cold” and will recover from it in due time. Though I must add that it didn’t work out quite that way for Andropov.

    Seriously: if ND:tBF had bypass surgery, he’s going to pretty well incapacitated for a few days even if things went well. If there were complications, he could be incapacitated for much longer than that – or might not make it.

    Either way, given how closely North Korea controls info about its leadership we’re simply going to have to wait and see. Kinda like we did with Andropov.

    1. Soviet leaders usually died from emphysema and/or cirrhosis of the liver. Kim will go from cheeseburgers.

    1. Only slightly off-topic, it’s Earth Day which is also Vladimir Lenin’s Birthday. Happenstance? Coincidence?

      1. Given the pronounced leftward lean of most of the 1960s counterculture, my guess would be “no”.

  27. Quick brain fart/two synapses firing at the same time.
    If Kim Jong Cheese Eater kickes the bucket, and his sister steps up, will SHE also be known as ND:tBF?
    (there’s a mental image to quickly brain bleach)

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