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Terry Stater Column

Today’s shocking headline

13 thoughts on “CPT PHILLIPS RESCUED!!!!!”

  2. So did they unleash the SEALs or did they play one of Obamas speeches and they killed themselves to end the misery?

  3. That’s cold, Nucsnipe. Funny as hell, but cold. If I was a betting man, I’d bet on the speeches. The fourth one kept the Ipod, cuz it also had pics of the TOTUS on it.

  4. WOW, FINALLY AMERICA HAS A REASON TO BE PROUD. SOME OF ARE LEADERS CAN TAKE A LOOK AT THIS HERORIC AMERICAN. AND FOLLOW HIS LEADERSHIP IT IS ALL NOT ABOUT YOURSELVES. I CONGRADULATE THIS FAMILY. AND WANT TO SAY I AM PROUD OF EVERYONE OF THEM. GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU AND AMERICA

  6. Congrats! The pirate corpses should be hung from what passes for a “Yard-Arm” in todays Navy and the ship should sail into the Samali pirate port as a demonstration of force with them flapping in the breeze.

  7. “Now, as Sporkmaster said. Get a rope.”

    I’m 23 years Army, to our Navy comrades out there, wouldn’t keel-hauling be more appropriate a punishment for pirate-terrorist scum??

  8. Nucsnipe could be right. If you here in the next few days that this was a joint US/British op, then we will know where the Queen’s new Ipod is.

  10. No Sporkmaster. I think we could score all sorts of cheap human rights brownie points if we just let the fourth pirate walk. Of course, since his boat is gone, he’ll have to walk the couple-three miles to shore. But there should be lots of fishies to keep him company and encourage him. Particularly if we dump his late friends into the water first. Late friends as in “… rung down the curtain and gone to join the choir invisible. this is an ex-pirate.”

  12. In the future, to avoid potential legal embarrassment, we should arrange to air drop an interested human-rights-lawyer to the pirates before attacking. From a helicopter at about 1000 meters, E-e-e-e-e-ya-a-a-ah. SPLASH!

    As Rahm Emmanuel says- “Never let a good crisis go to waste.”

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