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Freak Week on TAH

by Steve Balm••41

A little bird told us that there are some backlogged Stolen Valor cases that are screaming to come out.  In addition to Ground Hog Day, there is a lot going on this coming week.

So This Ain’t Hell is designating next week as “Freak Week” as sort of a spin-off of Navy’s “Fleet Week” and Discovery Channel’s “Shark Week.”  This is an opportunity for TAH alumni to come back and make a cameo appearance/post.

So, we plan to post a Stolen Valor case every day this coming week M-F and need you to reach out and encourage TAH alumni to make an appearance.

Just think – a plethora of deplorables gathered in one place at one time. 😉  Shutter the thought.

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41 thoughts on “Freak Week on TAH”

  3. It will be good for us to bring all weapons to bear on a chain gang full of Valor Thieving POSes. After this recent diet of C-Rats, Mermite Cans, and MREs, I think we will relish a veritable buffet bar of fresh fish. Maybe we’ll get real, real lucky and have a few sock puppets in the mix. Maybe should check the foo gas, could be stale.

    Been a good while since we’ve had a real roll call muster. There are many deplorables that have been conspicuous in their absence, both weeds and weedettes. Talking to you 2/17 AC, AnotherPat.

    All those not showing up for said roll call will be placed on a walking guard post, uniform of the day will be Dave’s fuzzy pink robe over bike shorts. “Shudder” the thought. Maybe we can get Ex-PH2 to trip a “shutter” to record that for posterity.

      1. Ooh, ooh, I love reading about Viet of the Nam vet valor thieves. Can we please have more than one and at least one fake POW?

        1. I will try and do a “preview of coming attractions” although I don’t know what days for which person. Not up to me.

        2. I always get a special kick out of posers claiming MACV-SOG: I hope some fake SOGgies show up next week…

    2. Damn near had a spit-take, 5th/77th FA.

      When you were talking about Dave’s fuzzy pink robe and get Ex-PH2 to trip a “shutter” to record that for posterity…..thought you had said “posterior”!

      That would definitely make for a helluva freak week! (grin)

      1. Steady Sky, Steady. I’m just crazy, not stupid…and there is a difference. I’ve already done things that cause me to wear glasses. I really don’t want to go blind.

  4. But will there be sockpuppets? Will it be as much fun if the sockpuppets don’t appear?

    I’ll go stock up on popcorn, just in case…

    1. One can never really count on the appearance of the sockies; they are highly unpredictable, as well as unreliable.

    2. Take these numbers with you when you go see the Supply/Food Service Sergeants:

      7310-01-036-4257 Popcorn Machine
      8940-00-682-6609 Popcorn, No.1 Grade, (White/Yellow) 3lb bag
      8945-00-889-6314/889-6315 Corn Oil

      Having the FSN/NSN readily available is half the battle and will go a long way in greasing the wheels for timely issue of requested items. (Smile) ((Over))

      1. Claw, from what I remember, the other half of the battle is having an issue from the Class VI supplies of the Supply Daddy’s favorite liquid lubricant. ((OVER))

    1. I’m thinking by Monday evening there will be a well gnawed pile of bones left, nothing more.

  8. PREVIEW OF COMING ATTRACTIONS:
    (NOTE: Not necessarily in the order they will be posted.)

    * US Army: Book author – claims service in Vietnam – nothing in records
    * US Army: Running for office – PH / SS / Sniper / 75th – nothing in records
    * US Army: Combat wounded + SS + exaggerated rank + exaggerated time in service – records do not support any claims
    * USMC: Deceased – Funeral with full military honors – no records found / relative said he never served
    * US Navy: Small Boat Unit / Combat – rating(s) claimed are not supported in records, no CAR

    There you have it. If you prefer one before the other, one on a particular day, please let me know and I’ll pass on the request.

    It’s like a special request to the DJ – can you play 1974’s “Having My Baby” by Paul Anka?

    This has been a public service promotional announcement for Freak Week. We now return you to your regular programing.

    2. Having three from the Army will sure help the stats, as right now the FY20 Valor Vultures Tote Board stands at:

      Army – 3 + 1/2 + 1/3
      Navy – 6 + 1/3
      Marines – 7 + 1/3
      Air Force – 1 + 1/2
      Coast Guard – 0

        1. Yeah…suffered that particular “coronavirus” once…suffered memory loss, pounding head, and some very dirty looks from Lady Savage….works better than any vaccine.

  10. I can hardly wait. I am vacuuming my keyboard of crumbs, wiping the screen, and double checking my internet connection in the meantime.

    1. A lot of Orville Redenbacher Gourmet Popping Corn is grown in my home state of Iowa and Wisconsin too !!!
      It’s the best there is !!!
      Mr Redenbacher came into my Father’s drug Store back in the 60’s and had some farmers grow some of his great popping corn near our hometown !!!
      Check it out !!!
      https://www.orville.com/

  12. Looking for some quality posers, those who know what entails being featured on TAH, things like responding with “my records are sealed”; threats of lawsuits; an endless parade of “people” who served with him and can vouch for his heroics, and all sharing the same IP address; and of course, the death threats. A Stolen Valor thread just isn’t worth following if we don’t get death threats. On the plus side, this may help replenish the ranks of the Dutch Rudder Gang.

    2. Hack, I agree with your observations on quality posers. I especially appreciate posers that buy dress uniforms and and wear them to events with their unsuspecting spouse. Tattoos are always a nice touch.

      1. Yeah, they really go all the way with spending their limited income on uniforms and tattoos. Really like how the Round Ranger, who seemed to have no source of income other than the child support that his wife got from her ex-husband, managed to find the cash to buy that dress uniform for his wedding. The length of those trousers were longer than the train on her wedding dress. Hack is wondering what Round Ranger is up to these days. Hack will put down $50 that it is 350 pounds.

  14. I can hardly wait. Maybe the comments will cover more than one page. Haven’t had that since Lester Brown.

  15. Play with the bull your going to get your sh*t all f*cked up by an honorable(-ish?) group of Vets that offer no quarter to lying PsOS that denigrate themselves by thieving accomplishments that belong to better men and women.
    I can not F*CKING WAIT!
    Thank you to the TAH Team.

    1. Lord, I hope so!
      That dude deserves 2 minutes of hate and a all expenses paid trip to the slam.

  18. Someone with experience (real or not) who spent
    time at LBJ would be great entertainment.

  19. Hi All,
    Just checking un because I’ve been out of the look for a few days.
    personal shit, Car having to go in the shop because someone crunched the rear end, getting a mini van as a rental, getting full labs beck from the Doc and everything is great except then being diagnosed with a small bout of shingles but I’m on meds and hopefully it will go away quickly.
    I heard there was a vaccine so I’ll look into getting that going forward.

    The The TAH Toilet Bowl of Taunts ®™
    and
    The Hemisphere of Insults®™

    are standing by along with the incorporated Sarge’s ALPHABET ASSAULT:

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