My non-discerning Internet Wife has a cousin’s kid who is leaving for Marine Corps basic in September and could use some advice on how to prepare himself mentally and physically.
How about heading over there and give this Devil Dog a bit of the knowledge y’all got from your many years of being dragged around by the Lt Nixon’s of the world.
Hey now, I was an excellent officer! I’ll impart the same wisdom I did too all the sailors I worked with: always keep your money hidden in your shoes, because for some reason hookers don’t like to go foraging around in there after you’ve passed out. Also, if he is stationed at Kaneohe in Hawaii, beware of the trannys that hang out by the TV screens at Moose McGillycuddy’s in Waikiki. I’ve seen many a Marine walking home with one because they didn’t perform an adequate “package check”.
That’s why I never kiss ’em on the lips.
LMFAO, Jayne! Uuurah!