Swalwell outlined his plan to the 18 people who showed up to hear him talk near NRA headquarters in Fairfax, Virginia.
Eric is on a roll! Not satisfied with merely banning common firearms like the AR-15 and AK-47 and “buying them back” with our tax dollars, now he proposes to limit personal ammo to 200 rounds. I have more .22 than that, and I’ll bet I’m an ammo light weight with the TAH crew. He has several more really bad ideas, too, including banning bump stocks. I wasn’t aware something could be banned more. Enough of me, here’s AWR Hawkins with the story.
AWR Harkins
Democrat presidential hopeful Eric Swalwell (D-CT) used a Monday speech to reveal his hopes to ban the individual ownership of more than 200 rounds of any given caliber of ammunition.
The Washington Examiner reported that Swalwell also made clear he plans to ban bump stocks, although they are already banned, and to ban “high capacity” magazines, the sale of ammunition online, and the purchase of more than one handgun each month.
He also wants to put a 48-hour waiting period in place for gun purchases and repeal the law protecting gun manufacturers from being sued frivolously.
These controls are on top of Swalwell’s ongoing push for a mandatory buyback of all AR-15s, AK-47s, and other commonly-owned semiautomatic rifles.
His mandatory buyback plan was originally coupled with the intimation that the government could nuke Americans who refuse to comply with the confiscatory rules. He then softened the push by telling CNN’s Jake Tapper that the non-compliant would simply face jail time. A third option was then added, whereby gun owners could take their guns to a hunting or shooting club instead of handing them directly to the government.
Either way, Swalwell plans to take away your commonly-owned semiautomatic rifles.
This seemed to rocket his poll standing among the other candidates from “too low to measure” to a stunning .4%, giving him a solid lead over Hickenlooper and a couple others.
Read the article and comments here: Breitbart
I just checked my stash. I’ve got over 3000 small pistol primers, and somewhere north of 8000 .22 LR. I’m starting to feel like this clown is trying to intimidate me.
“Regarding primers, I am all for education, 100%!” – Eric Swalwell
I’d like to put Eric in front of a wheel hub and ask him to do a brake job.
Gee whiz, every time these idjits open their mouths about guns ‘n’, I want to go buy some. Several. Lots.
Makes two of us.
I want to at least buy another box of ammo every time I hear a 24K idiot like Swalwell screech about guns, but the accident in some quicksand that claimed my guns…
When they tell you that you don’t need something, go buy two! 200 Rounds!?! That’s warm up at the range! Hell, that is a short range session on one gun!
From the pictures I have seen, the “Press” out numbered his “Supporters”. Even Bill Maher thinks this is a bad idea!
Always keep a weather eye on you opponent. It’s when they disappear that you have to worry.
I would go make an inventory count….but you know…the tragic tornado destruction.
eff off Swallowswell. IIRC there was request for, a second, and an AYE for the deployment of the HoI this past weekend. Not sure if ChipNASA missed it or if his ordnance was expended on the two phony baloneys or if it isn’t worth the effort. He’ll be back bloviating his excrement again…soon…..sigh
Ready, willing, and able to make another motion. 2nd? AYE? ‘pert near 1100 comments in the linky article; went thru a bunch of them and didn’t see any of the 18 people that was at his rally comment.
Oh hell….
I will add a resounding:
SEGUNDO!
I know we usually save it for phonies, but this guy is just BEGGING for it. If anyone deserves it, it’s this guy.
Yes, it was I who motioned for Swalwell to receive The Official TAH Hemisphere of Insults®™️ and I vote AYE .
OK Folks, I have popped in and thanks for the heads up in the Ken “Whorehide”, thread, I’ll be dropping the The Hemisphere of Insults®™ on both of Eric Sperm Burping Swallows Well, threads. This fuckwad deserves it twice. Cheers.
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FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
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DANGER CLOSE!!!!
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…. Eric Sperm Burping Swallows Well …HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, vile, flaming piece of skunk shit, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, You flaccid piece of tofu, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, Fucking one cell spermatozoon with a tiny flagella, gaping giant ass walking fungus shit nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, he deserves to have his private parts gnawed by angry badgers, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, bucket of ass chum, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, if you Mom would have known you were going to turn out like this, she’d have prayed for a miscarriage, Diaper-Sniper, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for post birth abortion, Testicle face, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, Dude–even your balls are made of pussy, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, you’re the afterbirth that slithered out from your mother’s filth, you have always been picked last, you are a puck shot, catcher’s mitt double dribble field goal miss, you are the trash bag after a barracks/frat house party, the Stanley Cup could be your Mom’s dildo, I wish you were an EOD training power point presentation. Not the cool, highly trained bad ass EOD guys, the recipient, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, shirt-lifter, This guy stepped on his dick so hard it made mine hurt, when your Mom was pregnant with you, the dry cleaner used to charge her double for extra coat hangers. She had bad aim, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, I’m surprised he didn’t award himself a Purple Heart for stepping on his dick., Anus tonguing shitslurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching dick lips wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping dickchops, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J truck stop hobo ball sac buffet, Cuntosaurus Rex, Bulbous Bleeding Batrachivorous Butthole Burrito, enjoys being attacked by and being sunk by meat torpedoes,
failed fido fluffer in doggo pron, even using an entire jar of top quality, organic, gourmet, peanut butterIf you started fucking off today and kept fucking off until the sun burns out you still wouldn’t fuck off far enough to fuck off, Fuck you Fucksicle, You’re so fucked up that his imaginary friend took a Restraining Order out against him, This pissant is such a genius of monumental proportions he can skullfuck his own asshole, You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing butt sponge, You are a disease, worse than a crotch tick, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper, Boy, you couldn’t lead a fresh turd down the bowl, Thinks that he is in the “dark” secret ops, not realizing that he has his head up his ass, You were born stupid and had a prolapse, In need of an appointment with a brass-knuckles Amateur Dentist, exposure to diseased posers is also known as “the Result of Cyclospora” with * “Symptoms of cyclospora include diarrhea and frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements, according to the CDC.” I say, I say, That boy’s about as sharp as a sack o’ wet mice, Dear fucking 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus on a cement tricycle, banjo eyed, insignificant and inconsequentially ignorant imbecilic idiot, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, Unable to prevail against his one brained celled activity taking him over, so he types, talks, acts as if a retarded ghost possessed him. dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, Oh, fuck you sideways with a roll of horse liniment coated concertina wire…you sorry, miserable, posing, shit eating goat fucker, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion, got-damn cum drop, You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, hey douche bag, I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, I heard you volunteered to go to the Middle East to take on terrorists…dressed as a goat, I believe you to be one of the few, proud pieces of shit that flies won’t fuck on, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, pigshit fungus, grubby little dick-beater, You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john, Connoisseur ,worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, petrified shit biscuit, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee,
Dude looks like he smells like hot dog water, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe this hero could strap a suicide vest to himself, go out in the open desert and make people confetti out of himself, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) (Not Colonel Potter but if he’d have thought about it, he’d have said it. ) one giant pile of Moose marbles, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine , Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser,
when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid, Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina,
Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby,Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P.) Take you Democrap Cuntifornia politics and stuff them up your ass sideways, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, pisses off more people than the clackers on an abacus,
YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, obstreperous shit-whistle,what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt, And a new addition thanks to Sarge I hereby introduce you to the ALPHABET ASSAULT:
Annoying asinine asshole assistant to APL; bulimic ballsack biting butt buddy at Brucie’s Bathhouse (entrance in the rear); chronic cocksucking clymidiacic chickenfucking cretin; dumbass dumbshit dickguzzling dimwitted douchebag; erratic earwax eating enema expert; fowl felching monkeyfucking ferret fluffing Uncle Fester look-alike; gregarious gangrene carrying Grinch; hypocrtical hippo humping hackeysack full of horse shit; idiotic inbred imbecile with a low IQ and impotence issues; jumping jackass with jockey shorts full of jellyfish jism; kooky kommunistic klown kitty fucking knave; lying loathsome limpdick lillylivered lazyass llama blowing loser; manmeat mooching meatslapping moosecock muncher; no good ninja nippled needlenutted nobody; obsolete overfucked octopus orgy observer; penis pumping pee filled poster child for proper prophelactic usage; queasy queef quaffing quantum horsesqueeze; ratt fucking rump ranger who plays the rusty trombone; Shit surping semen burping dick sucking sorry sonavabitch with syphilis; taint ticking test subject for tits on men at Tiny’s Truck Stop; unclefucking ugly ass unborn umbilical discharge; valor Vulture and volunteer for vile vaginal discharge vacuum duty; wanks to blue waffle porn while waiting for winos to blow at the aforemention truck stop; useful as an upset ugly unicorn uterus; yodleing yellowbellied yak yanker; zipper gazing zealot with zits on his zero inch dick. Fuck off, eat shit, die in a fire.
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I’ll give him credit for being the only Democrat that isn’t hiding behind newspeak and claiming that he just wants to take a little slice of your liberty. He’s openly admitting he wants all of it.
I think he’s trying to play the up front and honest game that Trump has mastered. The problem is, where Trump’s America first, stop illegal immigration, and bring back American jobs agenda speaks to people, Swalwell’s honesty is just plain repugnant and off-putting.
He’s clearly going nowhere with this crap this year. Mark my words though, as the Democrats keep skewing further and further left, he’ll be back in 2024 with an “I said it first, more than four years ago” platform. If only everyone had listened to me back then.
Though Democrats flip-flopping on major issues is nothing new, they are populists afterall, this cycle they’re getting called on it more. So when 2024 rolls around, he can point to an unblemished record of authoritarian, draconian stances on individual liberty.
“I’ll bet I’m an ammo light weight with the TAH crew”
Did you know, that you can store 210 rounds of 12ga. 2 3/4″ in an old 5.56mm ammo can in a neat and orderly way.
You go to the flooring store and get some cheap linoleum remnants, cut them to fit the can, put 1 in the bottom, arrange 13 rds. down each side alternating top and bottom of the shell, put 4 down the middle, pad the end space with closed cell foam. Add another piece of lino (add a pull tab to the lino for easy removal) then another layer of shot shells. Repeat until full (7 layers). Top with a piece of lino with the load data and a desiccant pack.
Stores easy, doesn’t make noise, protects the shells from beating on each other and keeps them dry during transport.
Almost forgot, Swallwell, go fornicate yourself.
40mm grenade cans hold more.
I don’t have enough space for those.
And I only had to pay $2.30 each for the 5.56 cans.
Before I moved after I retired, I would buy 1,000 rds of .45 & .009 which I used to shoot up at the range. I used to do my own reloading using a CH progressive press but got to be a pain when I had to change the primer die from large to small when I went from .45 to .38. Prices on the lead also went up among other things so I would just order cases through the mail.
“Prices on the lead also went up”
It is my understanding that the EPA has shut down all the lead mines in the U.S., the reloading producers have to use reclaimed lead, just like other manufacturers. Have you noticed how much a vehicle battery costs now?
Come visit during hunting season, I’ll put you in my stand, after I’ve got mine.
Appreciate the invite, thanks.
We’ll all have a real good time.
This x 1,000!
This is the official unofficial National anthem of Casa de Roh-Dog, this and David Allen Coe’s The Perfect Country and Western Song and/or If That Ain’t Country…
YMMV.
Back to the Miller Lites.
Yes, I heard that myself during the B. Hussein 0bama years, that administration waged war on the lead industry as well.
“Those jobs are never coming back”
They waged war on all manufacturing and small business in general.
“If you’ve got a business—you didn’t build that”
The height of “insufferable arrogance”.
One Man’s “insufferable ignorance” is another Man’s treason.
I think what the EPA shut down were the lead smelters, the mines are still open but can’t get the raw material smelted. I could be wrong.
I’ve got a couple hundred pounds of lead in the garage and periodically I melt some down and cast some ingots. I’ve never cast bullets yet.
If the smelters were shut down, how could you buy a new vehicle battery?
Most of our current lead stock comes from recycled means (batteries, etc). I think I read somewhere (Forbes or WSJ?) that recycling provides 80% of the current domestic need.
All the US smelters are gone, so the rest of our refined Lead has to come from overseas, even though we are sitting on some 7000 million tons of it in the ground.
Never been so happy to have over 200lbs of linotype scrap sitting in my barn.
That’s some of the best lead scrap.
“I’ve never cast bullets”
I cast a sledge hammer head from a small coffee can mold. Needed a way to hammer a track sprocket onto an axle without maring the face seal.
I should mention it in my will as part of my firearms collection.
If politicians are this shitty while the 2nd Amendment is alive and well in most places, just think of what they’ll be like if they did away with it. I sincerely hope that President Trump is very successful at seating good solid Conservatives In Federal Court vacancies to undo the judicial activists seated during the previous Administration.
Oh, and FUCK Eric Swalwell up the ass sideways with at least ten miles of rusty tangled concertina wire wrapped in asbestos soaked in diarrhea and nuclear waste, he’ll always be rejected by Red State America, the true core of the population sneered at by that little shit and his ilk as “Fly-over Country”.
Want a chilling vision of the future? Look at the UK, where old ladies are trying to smuggle butter knives into the country. The police are handing out blunted kitchen knives to victims of domestic assault in a bid to prevent them being stabbed the next time he attacks her. You need to be 18 or older to buy basic cutlery.
Along with collection boxes for sheeple to deposit their knives.
How does this idiot pick such and a random number? The number of times it took him to take off the stickers of a rubik’s cube and reapply so he could “win”? The number of times he scared someone away who was in the right but didn’t have the finances to fight him in court? The number of times he failed because he was too much of a pussy to go through the pain of learning how to play an instrument, stand up to a bully,or tell his dearest friend that, even though they have been the best of friends, they might have been wrong?
I’m a short fucker. Off the soap box I go…won’t be pretty.
Peace to all.
3/10/MED/b out
‘such a random number…’
He is the same ilk that came up with 10-round magazines. Pick a random number, that’s all you need! Right! Most of these idiots know zip about firearms or ballistics. But it plays well to the Birkenstock, Prius and Extra Foam Chia Latte crowd.
Let’s not forget this “Thirty Magazine Clip” idiot, he’s part of that crowd…
No.
11b, please expand…
I think 11B-Mailclerk got his opinion of Swalwell’s ammo limit across quite clearly.
Roger. End of transmission. Out.
Fortuitously my ammo went to the bottom of that 300 foot lake with all my firearms in that boating accident I had a few years ago.
Ditto with mine except that they went down in some quicksand while I had them in a wagon while I was trekking through a swampy area… Politicians like Swalwell do an amazing job of encouraging people to constantly stock up on firearms and ammunition!
Mine too, a terrible thing to behold.
A gator got mine…the bastard
Well it’s not exactly like this dumb bastard has a following:
https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2019/06/17/18-people-attend-eric-swalwalls-gun-control-speech-near-nra-hqs/
And Trump has more than 25,000 in Orlando tonight.
MAGA!!!!
Yep! So far EVERY time and place President Trump has appeared it’s been Standing Room Only in the venue with no less than thousands waiting to go and none of the D-rat candidates can even halfway fill even a small high school gymnasium, BUT the snotnosed liberal media will do ALL they can in the meantime to prove what sniveling lackeys they are to the D-rat party.
Makes you wonder just how many spurious “D” ballots are getting stuffed in the ballot boxes.
If they ever come for them, you’re going to need them.
It’s almost like a group of someones was inspired by Something to create a more perfect Union.
That nuance is lost on pricks like f*ckface Swoonswel.
My only question to he, do you take the silver spot out of your mouth to insert your foot, nuke boy?
*silver spoon.
Now back to the regularly scheduled drinking…
Swalwell is not from CT, he is of CA. He was born in 1980 and, to my knowledge, has never served our country.
I would not restrict his access to firearms or ammunition and expect such consideration and courtesy of him.
He sure does look like a queer.
Yeah he does, and he finely displays his 24K hypocrisy every time he screeches for public disarmament while being guarded by armed security. Has Eric Swalwell EVER held a real job in the private sector? I bet he’s sucked at the Government teat nearly all of his adult life as well.
The morons can’t “Buy Them Back”. They never owned them.
John
“Eric Swallows” says it all. And he’s got the gall to stand in front of the US Flag that’s in the background of his photo in his bio.
John
His math is way off. At the very minimum, I need a basic load of 210 x 5.56mm and 60 x 9mm. Obviously my next purchase will drive a quantity of 7.62mm.
Don’t forget the belt for the Pig.
Everybody gotta feed the Pig.
The Cabella’s near me just got a big shipment of Winchester White Box 7.62 NATO. Goint to be stocking up this weekend. The FAL needs to be fed!
Register pretentious virtue-signaling commies, not guns.
Amazing. Swallowswell is a gibbering assclown. He’s dumber than a bag of hammers, and considerably less useful.
Welcome aboard, AW1 Rod. ‘Bout time you showed up!
AW1 Rod is my evil twin, Delta Whiskies and Whiskettes. This is one of his milder remarks.
Milder remarks? I wondered what was wrong with him? Monthly cycle got him down, maybe?
Years ago in Florida, a town wanted to ban nude paintings in a gallery. They obviously could not because of First Amendment issues.
Instead, the town banned the paints used to make the paintings.
The town was sued and the case went though the 11th Circuit which confirmed a lower court ruling that you cannot ban an “upstream activity” when it comes to legal actions.
The Supreme Court refused to hear the case, leaving the ruling in place.
It is hard to see how this would be different.
Weapons are legal and therefore the “upstream activity” of bullet ownership is legal as well.
Hey Swallowell! Molon labe! Come get some, You smarmy piece of shit!
Dunham’s has 525 rounds of .22LR on sale for $16.99 this week. Every time I see this sale I go down and buy two boxes. I probably have several thousand rounds of JUST .22LR. I have several cases of 9mm, among other calibers.
It is nothing to shoot over a hundred rounds of larger calibers and then fire several hundred of .22LR in one hour at the range.
But, if for some reason the authorities wee to enter my home, they would consider it an arsenal.