The folks at MilitaryPhony.com sent us their work on this David Stephen Bennett fella. David, or “Hawk” as he prefers, lives in Houston, Texas. He’s 64 y/o.
David is a unique blend of warrior – both a US Air Force fighter pilot flying the F-14, F-15, F-16 and the F-111 AND was a US Navy SEAL Co-Commander in charge of all SEAL units globally at the behest of then-President Ronald Reagan.
But that is not the end of Bennett’s war-fighting, he’s a Facebook scrapper and gets quite combative when his claims are questioned, especially the SEAL claims.
He even challenges people by freely offering his home address…
At 64 years old, Bennett shows us that he still has one good a$$ whoppin’ left in him.
Bennett makes similar claims across all of his social media accounts. The following is from his LinkedIn account…
A SEAL at Military Phony checked the BUD/S-SEAL database and David Stephen Bennett was not listed. His military records were ordered through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request…
David Bennett’s official military records show that he spent six months in the US Air Force. He was discharged as an Airman First Class (E-3) which is enlisted vs. the Colonel (O-6) officer rank which he claimed.
There were no schools, qualifications or assignments that showed fighter pilot training.
There were no US Navy military records located for him but in all fairness – we are not quite sure he was claiming to be a Navy SEAL, or if the claims were that he had worked with them as their Co-Commander, which certainly implies he was a SEAL.
Military Phony summed this up well so I’ll just quote them…
BEHAVIOR
We think there is a larger issue at play here. Mr. Bennett has and holds an impressive string of jobs. He just seems to have an issue with DWIs and perhaps drinking in general. That said, he has to be of sound mind and body sometime to know that these claims are all over his Social Media.
It does not stand to reason that this was one or two isolated incidents. The claims seem purposeful. Maybe there is another underlying reason for his behavior.
Here is another post he made out of defiance to someone questioning him. He claims he sent SEAL Team One to Beirut in 1983, along with some other claims.
We are not psychiatrists or therapists – we simply point out what may be Stolen Valor regardless of the underlying reasons. If Mr. Bennett needs help, we hope that he is able to get the help he needs.
Well, maybe the help he needs is to open the doors and windows and bring a little sunshine into the room? They say sunshine is the best disinfectant.
This Goofy Bastard could be a prime example of what happens to someone when they lick too much bat shit off cave walls.
In any case, Mr. Bennett is the second “Twofer” in a week. Maybe there’s a “Trifecta” around the corner? Or a “Grand Slammer” just down the road? I hope not because I’m still trying to internalize this one.
134 thoughts on “David Bennett – Phony USAF Fighter Pilot & Navy SEAL Co-Commander”
Me thinks this individual is a nutjob with all too many screws loose and lost. Time for Mr. Straitjacket to be employed on said individual…
Not just loose screws, IMHO David Stephen Bennett has a stripped gearbox!
Try the term compulsive liar. Fits everything he’s got in his made-up history and real history.
Yeah, yeah…I had flashlight so bright that it turned night into day, and when I was in the Marines I had this Corporal named Christ…yeah, yeah and we were at the Red Sea and I felt like I did not want to be in Egypt anymore so I parted it and someone said “Hey Moses!!!”
We can send them to his place right after they get Der Commissar.
C’mon, cut this fine warrior some slack Jack! He fucking finished a 12 week Air Force basic training program (not boot camp-that’s Navy) in 11 days! I think the USAF needs to up their game!
Promoted 3 times in 90 days as an Officer! (Well that’s not really an accomplishment now is it?)
And a fucking USAF Associates Degree in Computers! Now that’s something to be proud of along with 18 battle commendations (probably play station or something)
And, he was ordered by Uncle Ronnie to be a co-Commander of the Seals…… Just saying. If women can’t smell this guys credentials from 10 feet away I don’t know what else to say….
Fucking jerk-off psycho nut that he is….
Nice he’s flying F-14s with the Air Force. Must be his SEAL cred that allows cross-servicing. What a maroon.
How dare you question this fine Cocommander’s creds. I served with him while I was any army marine force recon ranger in the SEAL division under the command of Captain Corporal “Radar” O’Reilly of the green berets. I stepped on a fruit cake though and slipped and broke my leg so I didn’t get to go.
Oh yeah. Those were the days, back when the Air Force was flying F-14s…
I just found this. David Bennett is my uncle and was diagnosed around 17 years old with schizophrenia. So, that’s what is going on. I think a lot of his delusions stem from that fact that my grandfather (his father) was in fact a major in the army.
Thanks for sharing. From what we can see, mental illness is obvious. Hope you can help him get the help he needs. In the mean time he needs to quit with the made up stories. Eventually he’ll tell the wrong person and get his ass beat.
Thanks for the info.
How did he enlist after being diagnosed, if that is the sequence of events?
Honestly, I have no idea.
He’s a real Jackoff-all-trades. I wonder if he got shot down over Nacho Grande then rescued himself?
Shot down while flying a USAF F-14, then rescued himself in his capacity as an Air Force SEAL Team “Co-Commander”…
😁
And he was chosen to be a SEAL from his outstanding performance as a Door Gunner on a USAF Submarine!
(Shudder) Nacho Grande. Who can forget Nacho Grande?
I like the door gunner on a USAF submarine. That’s him.
What a worthless piece of donkey shit. A fool.
Ass hamster.
Sometimes, I just think about Nacho Grande and I find myself in the bathroom for hours literally sick over it.
Those wounds run…
pretty deep…
The Training ribbon is that the equivalent of the Army’s Fireguard ribbon?
It’s firewatch.
Expert Floor Buffer Operator Ribbon!
I got one of those !!!
I’m so special !!!
No, the expert floor buffer ribbon is the Military Outstanding Volunteer Service Medal. Or is that the ass kiss award, because you have to put yourself in for it?
P.S. I got one.
Kind’a looks like a damned ol’hawg, instead of Hawk.
If Ned Beatty had not done such a fabulous acting job, this fella, Hawg, might have been up to the role:
I think his brain may be pickled from years of too much alcohol.
The “Grand Slammer” reminds me of something.
I was driving past a Denny’s restaurant the other day and a sign out front said “Free meal on your birthday.”
My first thought was that was nice. Then I thought “Wait a minute. If it’s your birthday, and your in Denny’s… your life has to suck.”
Its called wet brain, unfortunately, a very real condition.
Yes, and he certainly meets the criteria. I feel for him if that is what he has.
Go to his Book of the Face page…he’s going Stolen Valor on his Dad’s obituary…that has to be a first, right?
This must be what happens when you live to close to power lines or left kids eat lead paint chips…what a tool.
Bennett’s Book of Face page lists this employment info:
Maverick Recruiting Inc.
Sr. Recruiter & Business Development Manager · January 2010 to present · Houston, Texas
Oil & Gas Operations Personnel
Can’t imagine a private employer would want this unhinged liar being the public face of the firm, especially with those 1970s era colored sun glasses.
Time to quit Hawk (ptui), and rehab is the best place for quitters.
I love him signing all his post as a Colonel in the US Navy SEALS
As prestigious as being a US Army Chief Petty Officer, one of the few things he DOESN’T claim!
Or Retired MIB. Maybe he knows Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith?
This is what amazes me. The VA has been dealing with his medical issues. But what shocked me is the VA address him as Col. Bennett. They are just enabling him!!!
Cut the man some slack – getting old is a challenge.
He may have gotten confused with his meds and got Preparation ‘H’ mixed up with his Poli-Grip.
Now he talks like an A$$HOLE but at least his gums don’t itch.
Okay … ya made me chuckle out loud, you did.
(^__^)
As self-appointed spokesman for the geezer contingent here at TAH, I fail to see the humor.
Last time I did that, my lips didn’t unpucker for three days…
Yeah.
I imagine he keeps his ass clean being that he looks like he is into dick in a major way.
He had me at “Whooyaaa”.
LEGIT!
(PS- he looks a lot like an assclown that was featured in a Doomsday Preppers episode, that also lived in Houston).
That guy’s corn bread ain’t cooked all the way through!
If he is a longtime alcohol abuser he may be in the early to middle stages of Alcohol Dementia. I have a BIL who has been a heavy drinker/Alcoholic since he was 13. He will do things like this and then fight you tooth and nail telling you how wrong you are. Not rational, that is what this guy sounds like.
Anyone with half a brain would not believe any of these fairy tales, but he has convinced himself that it is true. No talking to someone like that, because he has ingested the cool-aid and there is no going back.
Like it has been said before, usually stolen valor is just the tip of the iceberg.
Also, that picture, was he trying out for the road company of Deliverance? Or is he the cowboy in a Village People tribute band?
Per his Book of the Face, his dad was amazing too: as a Quartermaster Major, he was 2nd in Command under MacAuthur:
“MAJOR JAMES H. BENNETT
My Father was Second in Command to General Douglas MacArthur.
James H. Bennett was the Quater Master to the South Pacific. A Logistical Genius and Native American Warrior and was in Command on the Ground at the Battle of Leyte Island. In 11 hours he personally killed approximately 450 + Japanese In that Battle Single Handedly. He also was the 1 st. Man in Japan in General MacAuthur’s Airplane with His own Personal Staff to Request the Emperor of Japan to Surrender at the Emperor’s Palace in Tokyo in World War II.”
A QM Major commanded at Leyte. Who knew.
I am the Brother of David Bennett. My father was not what my Brother states! My Brother’s mental illness is the cause of his actions. Sadly he refused to take medication and has used alcohol to combat his illness. The army didn’t catch the issue. It was later he was Diagnosed with schizophrenia as well as our Mother too had the illness. It has torn my family apart. They were both Functional schizophrenics. They felt “if I take the medication then I’m crazy. If they did not take the medication they felt they were sane”. So sad.
Not sure if you’re a real family member that doesn’t know the differences between the branches of service or a sockpuppet.
The FOIA shows that David was in the Air Force. Yet you’re saying that the Army didn’t catch his issue.
So which is it? Real family member, or David?
Air Force. Sorry my Brother use to say Army.
Talking about Leyte, The last US Naval battle where the crossing of the “T” tactic was used occurred as the Japanese Naval ships were coming up the Suragal Straits. Tactic goes back to the days of sail.
Pump the brakes. Someone has now come forward and said they saw David Bennett in the cockpit of an F-14 fighter jet.
I was skeptic until I saw his photographic proof. Oh ye of little faith.
“I’m in the need for speed!”
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW!!!
Oops; sorry.
That should read: “I feel the need for speed!”
Dammit. I can’t believe that I actually got a Top Gun quote wrong.
I have it on good authority that he was in Top Gun as a quiet professional flying in the scene where Tom Cruise is zooming down the runway on his motorcycle.
Well, he certainly DOES have an issue. He is SUCH A JERK!!!!
SWEET HOLY BEJEEZUS, I think I lost IQ points from reading that, David Stephen Bennett has a stripped out gearbox!
Holy Fuck….this might be the GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER READ ON HERE!!!!
“Passed the 12 week Boot Camp USAF in 11 days.”
You had my interest. Sir, now you have my ATTENTION.
Promoted THREE TIMES in 90 days as an Officer. Well hot damn!
Officers “typically” don’t go to boot camp…. just sayin’
Lthrnck1775
On top of that – he did 77 missions and took 4 bullets.
BUT, he got the highly coveted Training Ribbon. Seriously, how many of us can say that?
The upside to getting only one ribbon is you do not have to figure out the order of precedence.
Yeah, and it’s one of those ribbons that doesn’t have a left and right like the CAR. So no orientation issues.
I give him until about 12 noon EDT to show up and start making incoherent threats.
Get out your Space Shuttle Doorgunner quals book and start boning up on “Responses to a Surprise (Not) Attack”. It’s Chapter 14B, Sec. 1 through 1A.
You beat me to it, Ex-PH2!
I agree; this steaming hot mess has HUGE potential for some great sockpuppetry!
Should be good.
I’m sure he has plenty of “backup” stuff to throw at us.
I’m 64 years old, I was in the USAF 74-80 and around the F-111 for most of that time and don’t recall them being at Lowery other than maybe a static display or a worn out YF-111A airframe for training purposes, the F-111’s were at Cannon, Mt. Home, Nellis, Pease and Plattsburgh AFB’s in CONUS and of course lots of F-4E’s,A-7D’s & T-38’s transient everyday, never saw an F-16 till after I got out, F-14’s were transient once in awhile thru Cannon AFB and bought the flight line out to watch them put on a max take off show, didn’t see an F-15A till with the 48th in NATO, once again they were transient and gave us a take off show….this turd got kicked to the curb as a newly minted A1C(E-3) surprised he wasn’t busted to a airman basic(E-1) cause he had to be a maximus phuck up, he as sure shit didn’t learn anything about the USAF while there for a cup of coffee did he now
And what is a training ribbon ? I never received one of those ? and I trained whole lot
From Wikipedia: “The Air Force Training Ribbon is the lowest military award of the United States Air Force, ranking only above foreign military awards.”
Established: October 12, 1980
First Awarded Retroactive to August 14, 1974
OK so the training ribbon is not as prestigious as the NDSM but hey, it’s coveted nonetheless and almost as purdy as the Army Service Ribbon.
If Hawk was legit in being awarded the training ribbon, he shouldn’t have to take a “ribbon” over it.
I want one!
David Stephen Bennett might have been such a human dud that he wasn’t even considered worthy of an Article 15 before being jettisoned from the USAF!
A training ribbon is what you give kids when they are being potty-trained.
Something else I don’t get about this wierdo.
How did he, a phuck up, make E-3 in 6 months ????, it took me a year to be promoted to A1C(E-3) at 6 months I was promoted from airman basic(E-1) to airman(E-2) or a mosquito wing in the parlance of that era ?
When I joined in the early 90s, one could Enlist at a certain rank due to Education. For instance I enlisted in the Army as an E3 because 1) I had taken three years of JROTC 2) I had just over 90 Credit Hours of College Classes and 3) I had taken two years of College ROTC, any of which would guarantee E3 upon Enlistment and in that day anyone Enlisting with a Bachelors Degree automatically came in as an E4, it could have been something like that when he came in.
I read somewhere that Lowry AFB’s runways were no longer being used after 1966… maybe this dude landed his F-111 on Colfax Ave and taxied to the base.
Training ribbon? That’s it?
Well, at least he got fly an F-111.
In his head.
HEY, he could have spent MANY hours “flying” a plastic model of an F-111 around his house after he snapped it together!!!
David Bennett, lying embellishing Valor Stealing piece of sh^t. I FIRST read of you on evening past and was FIRST to help start your new Google Fame on the MP site. God Bless the ninjas of Military Phoney.
Since it hasn’t been brought up yet, let me be the FIRST to call for the deployment of the Continent of Insults. And since he had two claims of derring do, let’s make two (2) passes.
Can I get SECOND and an AYE?
…As a proud holder bolded of the USAF training ribbon, I second the call for the Continent of Insults!
This is gonna be GREAT.
…’holder’.
Damn autocorrect.
AYE!!!
What about waiting to see if he shows up here?
I hope so, we haven’t had a new chew toy in ages!!!
OK, as another fine individual holding the coveted USAF Training Ribbon AND the prestigious NDSM Times 2!!)
I certainly hope he does come here and assault us with his intelligence…
CoI Inbound!!!
The Continent of Insults®™
(aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!!
DANGER CLOSE!!!!
MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
TAKE COVER!!!!! …. 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I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid,Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop,
you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby,Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P) NOT a SEAL, was never a Commissioned Officer in the US Military, never in Command of US Navy SEALs, was never a USAF Pilot, did have about 6 whopping months of honorable service BUT YOU JUST SHIT ALL OVER THAT PAL!!, is so full of shit that he is in serious need of an industrial strength flush handle, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt,
I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.
If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!
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Here endeth the lesson.
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Not only that, I’ve stolen” is so full of shit that he is in serious need of an industrial strength flush handle.” from A Proud Infidel®™️ and added it to the The Continent of Insults®™ .
Oh and David Bennett, please, PLEASE come and visit and baffle us with your bullshit.
The End.
AMEN!!!!!!!!!!
I’d suggest those puny biceps of his have never lifted a thing heavier than whatever drink that drunk piece of crap is funneling down his gullet.
As a guy very close to this assclown’s age it’s not that hard to have arms that can still lift some weight…
There’s nothing in that tank top photo that suggests that body has ever done anything except be a lazy drunken clown.
Probably has baby soft hands as well…fucker.
He’s probably related to Elizabeth Warren.
About 1/1024 related.
M.I.B.
Wow. Agent Kay was correct. Those brain-zorch Neuralizer things can lead to issues. Maybe Agent Zed can get him assigned somewhere nice and quiet.
I’m guessing that the alien anal probing sessions got a little out of hand, IYKWIM.
Everything this guy says and does indicate clearly that he is one of the following:
A – From another planet in a distant solar system
B – Someone with a severe case of Walter Mitty by Proxy
C – A quarrelsome, belligerent, fabricating, SOB whose life is so full of failures that he has to make up a new one every chance he gets.
David Stephen Bennett WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
David Stephen Bennett was Discharged from the USAF as an Airman First Class, Pay Grade E3.
David Stephen Bennett runs around like he’s dodging Debt Collectors from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
David Stephen Bennett was never a Commissioned Officer in the US Military.
David Stephen Bennett looks like he enjoys cruising highway rest areas looking for a date.
David Stephen Bennett was never in Command of US Navy SEALs.
David Stephen Bennett was discharged from the USAF after a little more than six months, likely a total DUD in training.
David Stephen Bennett was never a USAF Pilot.
David Stephen Bennett is so full of shit that he is in serious need of an industrial strength flush handle.
David Stephen Bennett smiles like a meat gazer in a crowded locker room.
David Stephen Bennett is more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar on Valentines Day.
David Stephen Bennett claims friendships with everyone but the Mayor and the Dog Catcher.
David Stephen Bennett is reputed to have had multiple DUIs.
David Stephen Bennett claims to have completed USAF Basic in eleven days.
David Stephen Bennett was never an Officer in the USAF.
David Stephen Bennett is very Bernathian when he makes threats.
David Stephen Bennett will soon wallow in The Power of Google®™️ as David Stephen Bennett gathers fame for his claims!
How Copy,
((((OVER))))
I copy,
David Stephen Bennett WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
David Stephen Bennett was Discharged from the USAF as an Airman First Class, Pay Grade E3.
David Stephen Bennett runs around like he’s dodging Debt Collectors from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
David Stephen Bennett was never a Commissioned Officer in the US Military.
David Stephen Bennett looks like he enjoys cruising highway rest areas looking for a date.
David Stephen Bennett was never in Command of US Navy SEALs.
David Stephen Bennett was discharged from the USAF after a little more than six months, likely a total DUD in training.
David Stephen Bennett was never a USAF Pilot.
David Stephen Bennett is so full of shit that he is in serious need of an industrial strength flush handle.
David Stephen Bennett smiles like a meat gazer in a crowded locker room.
David Stephen Bennett is more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar on Valentines Day.
David Stephen Bennett claims friendships with everyone but the Mayor and the Dog Catcher.
David Stephen Bennett is reputed to have had multiple DUIs.
David Stephen Bennett claims to have completed USAF Basic in eleven days.
David Stephen Bennett was never an Officer in the USAF.
David Stephen Bennett is very Bernathian when he makes threats.
David Stephen Bennett will soon wallow in The Power of Google®™️ as David Stephen Bennett gathers fame for his claims!
Anyone copy, Over?
Did you say:
“David Stephen Bennett WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
David Stephen Bennett was Discharged from the USAF as an Airman First Class, Pay Grade E3.
David Stephen Bennett runs around like he’s dodging Debt Collectors from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
David Stephen Bennett was never a Commissioned Officer in the US Military.
David Stephen Bennett looks like he enjoys cruising highway rest areas looking for a date.
David Stephen Bennett was never in Command of US Navy SEALs.
David Stephen Bennett was discharged from the USAF after a little more than six months, likely a total DUD in training.
David Stephen Bennett was never a USAF Pilot.
David Stephen Bennett is so full of shit that he is in serious need of an industrial strength flush handle.
David Stephen Bennett smiles like a meat gazer in a crowded locker room.
David Stephen Bennett is more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar on Valentines Day.
David Stephen Bennett claims friendships with everyone but the Mayor and the Dog Catcher.
David Stephen Bennett is reputed to have had multiple DUIs.
David Stephen Bennett claims to have completed USAF Basic in eleven days.
David Stephen Bennett was never an Officer in the USAF.
David Stephen Bennett is very Bernathian when he makes threats.
David Stephen Bennett will soon wallow in The Power of Google®™️ as David Stephen Bennett gathers fame for his claims!”
If so, yes, I copy. Moreover, I think David Bennett looks like a hawg.
I’d pay $10 to see Don drop kick the dog shit out of the flabby ass poser.
Haha, and to top it off, David Bennett is a worse pilot than Dan Bernath!
Some think it’s crazy while other call it thinking out of the box.
He either needs a check-up from the neck-up
or…
David, put the crack pipe down. Just put it down and walk away.
Another one year wonder
Filing a bogus VA Claim
So they make up a crazy story
The potential Grand Slam:
USMC Force Recon
USN SEAL
USAF Para-rescue
USA Ranger/Green Beret.
Actual Grand Slam
USMC Water Dog
USN Cook
USAF Buffer Repair Technician/BOQ concierge
USA 5 ton mechanic
Eventually someone will step up to claim the Grand Slam title
Is there an honorary title for 5 ton Mechanic?
I’ve been posting so many tanker videos that I’m beginning to think I almost know a smidge or two about them.
Wrenching on a 5-ton cargo truck is not for pussies. Those wrenches don’t twist themselves.
Translation: Boy’s brains are nuttier than squirrel shit.
If this guy is in fact schizophrenic some folks did a good job of hiding his mental status to get him in the AF. Schizophrenics can have long periods of lucid behavior until something sets them off. Then they go off the rails and start believing all sorts of crap and even hallucinate. Could have taken six months for the AF to figure out he was nuckin futs.
Bennett claims as Co-Commander of the SEALs, most of the missions were made into movies:
“Navy SEALs” with Charlie Sheen & Michael Beihn
“Act of Valor” with real Navy SEALs
Rumor has it that Hollywood is going to make a movie about the exploits of David Stephen Bennett.
It will be called “Hawk Hawk Ptooey” and here is the trailer.
Over on Military Phony, Charles Bennett, David’s brother commented:
“I am David Bennett’s Brother. He has schizophrenia since he was in high school. In the 70’s schizophrenia was not treated for most people due the times. David has battled this all his life. Sadly I have confronted him on his military claims. He just says it’s true and goes on. He is the kind that feels if he takes meds he is insane. If you don’t take the meds you not crazy!! Hence the alcohol was used as medication which is why he has DWI’s. I apologize to all he has offended. His is just in his own world where no one else exist except those he puts in it. So sad.”
Well, then let’s just let this go. OKay?
Yeah, we should stop exposing the mentally ill posers. But, of course, if we did that, we would have to give a pass to most of the posers we highlight, since the majority have a screw loose.
That is all well and good, but he caused a shit storm over on LinkedIn and pissed on about 150 SEALs, CIA Operators and supporters.
I suspect the scitzo is in for a possible reality check in Texas!
This was true of my sister, the one I related died in December of an (intentional ?) overdose of street drugs. She was dx as a paranoid schizophrenic in her teens but was able to get in the Navy. How? I have no idea. She got pregnant and was released from AD. When she was on her mental health meds, she was OK and didn’t believe she needed the meds. Then when she was off the meds she was nuts and didn’t want to go back on the meds. That is often typical of the cycle these folks go through. She eventually turned to about every drug imaginable and died in December. The explanation given above for Bennett is not unusual. If they stay on their meds, they often do well. If not, well, then, anything is possible. His mental health status may explain his behavior. Or, it could be he’s just an asshole. Perhaps a combination of both. Standing by for a sock puppet who served with him and can vouch for multiple acts of heroism.
Davie Boy went after MoH recipient MCPO (SEAL) Edward Byers, Jr. over at LinkedIn.
I lit his ass up and David Bennett went dark on LinkedIn and pulled most of his BS material there.
I sent him a message too.
I look forward to hearing from his lawyers.
Whoa, going after an MCPO (SEAL) who is a MoH Recipient? That’s a special brand of 24K batshit crazy!
He has provided us with a new question to be used when confronting wanna-bes. How do you spell that base’s name? Up until it closed, it was Lowry AFB. One would think a fighter pilot would know how to spell his own base.
Well, according to his CV posted above, he only has an associates degree, so maybe that explains his poor spelling skills.
I dont got any deegree
and i stille spel gud
I dunno…I look at him and I all I see is a heavy bag that’s ready to be hung up in my workout area.
Are the Seals in the lead at the end of April?? Yes/No
Likely so, I don’t think we’ve seen a bogus Ranger, SF or PJ in the longest!
Would a schizophrenic be able to purchase firearms?
If his brother’s claim is legit then there may be some meaningful misrepresentations at the federal level.
Feeling kind of sorry for his children and hoping that they are exposed to some regular adult male role models.
If any mental illness by its nature precludes owning a firearm it would be Schizophrenia. It is by definition a chronic incurable psychotic disorder.
Eddie Ray Routh, the Marine Corps veteran that killed Chris Kyle and Chad Littlefield at the gun range, was diagnosed with schizophrenia.
Without involuntary detention or commitment to a mental facility, a schizo can purchase firearms, if not disqualified on some other basis.
Sir,
Please vet me out, to forever disacioatiate from this man.
(appropriate spelling would be appreciated…over…;)
This bloke must have two dicks. He can’t be that silly just playing with one.
I would keep my pants up around this dude.
And I would keep hum away from kids.
It appears we have a felcher in the house…
I may be in the minority here but these Mentally ill posers need to have a different type of post. Once it’s apparent someone’s cheese has slid off his cracker I think the post should be modified by an admin,
Post up his claims, rebuff them with the facts that just say he is a mentally ill person who shouldn’t be believed and lock the thread. One single comment by Admin and that’s it. By piling on someone who is mentally ill we become the assholes in my opinion.
“I may be in the minority here”
I suspect not.
Highlighting the fact that the poser is mentally ill and that their delusions cause much grief for the veteran community should be the focus of such cases. Don’t hold back on pointing out the discrepencies in their story, just keep in mind the underlying mental issue.
Sad case.
When is a new one coming out, site was shut down for so long feel like their should be a lot of new one’s on the loading dock ready for release.
Me thinks this individual is a nutjob with all too many screws loose and lost. Time for Mr. Straitjacket to be employed on said individual…
Not just loose screws, IMHO David Stephen Bennett has a stripped gearbox!
Try the term compulsive liar. Fits everything he’s got in his made-up history and real history.
Yeah, yeah…I had flashlight so bright that it turned night into day, and when I was in the Marines I had this Corporal named Christ…yeah, yeah and we were at the Red Sea and I felt like I did not want to be in Egypt anymore so I parted it and someone said “Hey Moses!!!”
We can send them to his place right after they get Der Commissar.
C’mon, cut this fine warrior some slack Jack! He fucking finished a 12 week Air Force basic training program (not boot camp-that’s Navy) in 11 days! I think the USAF needs to up their game!
Promoted 3 times in 90 days as an Officer! (Well that’s not really an accomplishment now is it?)
And a fucking USAF Associates Degree in Computers! Now that’s something to be proud of along with 18 battle commendations (probably play station or something)
And, he was ordered by Uncle Ronnie to be a co-Commander of the Seals…… Just saying. If women can’t smell this guys credentials from 10 feet away I don’t know what else to say….
Fucking jerk-off psycho nut that he is….
Nice he’s flying F-14s with the Air Force. Must be his SEAL cred that allows cross-servicing. What a maroon.
How dare you question this fine Cocommander’s creds. I served with him while I was any army marine force recon ranger in the SEAL division under the command of Captain Corporal “Radar” O’Reilly of the green berets. I stepped on a fruit cake though and slipped and broke my leg so I didn’t get to go.
Oh yeah. Those were the days, back when the Air Force was flying F-14s…
I just found this. David Bennett is my uncle and was diagnosed around 17 years old with schizophrenia. So, that’s what is going on. I think a lot of his delusions stem from that fact that my grandfather (his father) was in fact a major in the army.
Thanks for sharing. From what we can see, mental illness is obvious. Hope you can help him get the help he needs. In the mean time he needs to quit with the made up stories. Eventually he’ll tell the wrong person and get his ass beat.
Thanks for the info.
How did he enlist after being diagnosed, if that is the sequence of events?
Honestly, I have no idea.
He’s a real Jackoff-all-trades. I wonder if he got shot down over Nacho Grande then rescued himself?
Shot down while flying a USAF F-14, then rescued himself in his capacity as an Air Force SEAL Team “Co-Commander”…
😁
And he was chosen to be a SEAL from his outstanding performance as a Door Gunner on a USAF Submarine!
(Shudder) Nacho Grande. Who can forget Nacho Grande?
You never get over Nacho Grande!
Don’t forget the drinking problem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVOUlNCJK2Y
I like the door gunner on a USAF submarine. That’s him.
What a worthless piece of donkey shit. A fool.
Ass hamster.
Sometimes, I just think about Nacho Grande and I find myself in the bathroom for hours literally sick over it.
Those wounds run…
pretty deep…
The Training ribbon is that the equivalent of the Army’s Fireguard ribbon?
It’s firewatch.
Expert Floor Buffer Operator Ribbon!
I got one of those !!!
I’m so special !!!
No, the expert floor buffer ribbon is the Military Outstanding Volunteer Service Medal. Or is that the ass kiss award, because you have to put yourself in for it?
P.S. I got one.
Kind’a looks like a damned ol’hawg, instead of Hawk.
If Ned Beatty had not done such a fabulous acting job, this fella, Hawg, might have been up to the role:
http://collider.com/deliverance-rape-scene-explained/#burt-reynolds
I think his brain may be pickled from years of too much alcohol.
The “Grand Slammer” reminds me of something.
I was driving past a Denny’s restaurant the other day and a sign out front said “Free meal on your birthday.”
My first thought was that was nice. Then I thought “Wait a minute. If it’s your birthday, and your in Denny’s… your life has to suck.”
Its called wet brain, unfortunately, a very real condition.
Yes, and he certainly meets the criteria. I feel for him if that is what he has.
Go to his Book of the Face page…he’s going Stolen Valor on his Dad’s obituary…that has to be a first, right?
This must be what happens when you live to close to power lines or left kids eat lead paint chips…what a tool.
Bennett’s Book of Face page lists this employment info:
Maverick Recruiting Inc.
Sr. Recruiter & Business Development Manager · January 2010 to present · Houston, Texas
Oil & Gas Operations Personnel
Can’t imagine a private employer would want this unhinged liar being the public face of the firm, especially with those 1970s era colored sun glasses.
Time to quit Hawk (ptui), and rehab is the best place for quitters.
I love him signing all his post as a Colonel in the US Navy SEALS
As prestigious as being a US Army Chief Petty Officer, one of the few things he DOESN’T claim!
Or Retired MIB. Maybe he knows Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith?
This is what amazes me. The VA has been dealing with his medical issues. But what shocked me is the VA address him as Col. Bennett. They are just enabling him!!!
Cut the man some slack – getting old is a challenge.
He may have gotten confused with his meds and got Preparation ‘H’ mixed up with his Poli-Grip.
Now he talks like an A$$HOLE but at least his gums don’t itch.
Okay … ya made me chuckle out loud, you did.
(^__^)
As self-appointed spokesman for the geezer contingent here at TAH, I fail to see the humor.
Last time I did that, my lips didn’t unpucker for three days…
Yeah.
I imagine he keeps his ass clean being that he looks like he is into dick in a major way.
He had me at “Whooyaaa”.
LEGIT!
(PS- he looks a lot like an assclown that was featured in a Doomsday Preppers episode, that also lived in Houston).
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.chron.com/life/amp/Houston-prepper-ready-for-Doomsday-4068071.php
Swipe through the photos there.
That guy’s corn bread ain’t cooked all the way through!
If he is a longtime alcohol abuser he may be in the early to middle stages of Alcohol Dementia. I have a BIL who has been a heavy drinker/Alcoholic since he was 13. He will do things like this and then fight you tooth and nail telling you how wrong you are. Not rational, that is what this guy sounds like.
Anyone with half a brain would not believe any of these fairy tales, but he has convinced himself that it is true. No talking to someone like that, because he has ingested the cool-aid and there is no going back.
Like it has been said before, usually stolen valor is just the tip of the iceberg.
Also, that picture, was he trying out for the road company of Deliverance? Or is he the cowboy in a Village People tribute band?
Per his Book of the Face, his dad was amazing too: as a Quartermaster Major, he was 2nd in Command under MacAuthur:
“MAJOR JAMES H. BENNETT
My Father was Second in Command to General Douglas MacArthur.
James H. Bennett was the Quater Master to the South Pacific. A Logistical Genius and Native American Warrior and was in Command on the Ground at the Battle of Leyte Island. In 11 hours he personally killed approximately 450 + Japanese In that Battle Single Handedly. He also was the 1 st. Man in Japan in General MacAuthur’s Airplane with His own Personal Staff to Request the Emperor of Japan to Surrender at the Emperor’s Palace in Tokyo in World War II.”
A QM Major commanded at Leyte. Who knew.
I am the Brother of David Bennett. My father was not what my Brother states! My Brother’s mental illness is the cause of his actions. Sadly he refused to take medication and has used alcohol to combat his illness. The army didn’t catch the issue. It was later he was Diagnosed with schizophrenia as well as our Mother too had the illness. It has torn my family apart. They were both Functional schizophrenics. They felt “if I take the medication then I’m crazy. If they did not take the medication they felt they were sane”. So sad.
Not sure if you’re a real family member that doesn’t know the differences between the branches of service or a sockpuppet.
The FOIA shows that David was in the Air Force. Yet you’re saying that the Army didn’t catch his issue.
So which is it? Real family member, or David?
Air Force. Sorry my Brother use to say Army.
Talking about Leyte, The last US Naval battle where the crossing of the “T” tactic was used occurred as the Japanese Naval ships were coming up the Suragal Straits. Tactic goes back to the days of sail.
Pump the brakes. Someone has now come forward and said they saw David Bennett in the cockpit of an F-14 fighter jet.
I was skeptic until I saw his photographic proof. Oh ye of little faith.
“I’m in the need for speed!”
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWW!!!
Oops; sorry.
That should read: “I feel the need for speed!”
Dammit. I can’t believe that I actually got a Top Gun quote wrong.
The shame is overwhelming.
AW1Ed: please forgive me.
This may help you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP381RfUu_8
I have it on good authority that he was in Top Gun as a quiet professional flying in the scene where Tom Cruise is zooming down the runway on his motorcycle.
Lookie here.
https://media1.tenor.com/images/fc3be38b7572eef18afe1a52d9ac2105/tenor.gif
Nice flight trainer. Bet it costs a quarter to operate. I think Hawk forgot to add in the Republic F 86 fighter and the Sop worth camel.
If anybody has a tiny bit of sympathy for Mr. David Bennett, just take a look at what he wrote on a eulogy wall for somebody that just died.
https://integrityfuneral.com/book-of-memories/3598459/Welshe-Danita/view-condolences.php?fbclid=IwAR3fvkq8XHCevlSYrYPFvKIf0gFM7LA_B3VHRxje_mUI0_o12Qxu6iKsv68
What the FUCK is he talking about?
Did he stab her with it?
Well, he certainly DOES have an issue. He is SUCH A JERK!!!!
SWEET HOLY BEJEEZUS, I think I lost IQ points from reading that, David Stephen Bennett has a stripped out gearbox!
Holy Fuck….this might be the GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER READ ON HERE!!!!
“Passed the 12 week Boot Camp USAF in 11 days.”
You had my interest. Sir, now you have my ATTENTION.
Promoted THREE TIMES in 90 days as an Officer. Well hot damn!
Officers “typically” don’t go to boot camp…. just sayin’
Lthrnck1775
On top of that – he did 77 missions and took 4 bullets.
BUT, he got the highly coveted Training Ribbon. Seriously, how many of us can say that?
The upside to getting only one ribbon is you do not have to figure out the order of precedence.
Yeah, and it’s one of those ribbons that doesn’t have a left and right like the CAR. So no orientation issues.
I give him until about 12 noon EDT to show up and start making incoherent threats.
Get out your Space Shuttle Doorgunner quals book and start boning up on “Responses to a Surprise (Not) Attack”. It’s Chapter 14B, Sec. 1 through 1A.
You beat me to it, Ex-PH2!
I agree; this steaming hot mess has HUGE potential for some great sockpuppetry!
Should be good.
I’m sure he has plenty of “backup” stuff to throw at us.
I’m 64 years old, I was in the USAF 74-80 and around the F-111 for most of that time and don’t recall them being at Lowery other than maybe a static display or a worn out YF-111A airframe for training purposes, the F-111’s were at Cannon, Mt. Home, Nellis, Pease and Plattsburgh AFB’s in CONUS and of course lots of F-4E’s,A-7D’s & T-38’s transient everyday, never saw an F-16 till after I got out, F-14’s were transient once in awhile thru Cannon AFB and bought the flight line out to watch them put on a max take off show, didn’t see an F-15A till with the 48th in NATO, once again they were transient and gave us a take off show….this turd got kicked to the curb as a newly minted A1C(E-3) surprised he wasn’t busted to a airman basic(E-1) cause he had to be a maximus phuck up, he as sure shit didn’t learn anything about the USAF while there for a cup of coffee did he now
And what is a training ribbon ? I never received one of those ? and I trained whole lot
From Wikipedia: “The Air Force Training Ribbon is the lowest military award of the United States Air Force, ranking only above foreign military awards.”
Established: October 12, 1980
First Awarded Retroactive to August 14, 1974
OK so the training ribbon is not as prestigious as the NDSM but hey, it’s coveted nonetheless and almost as purdy as the Army Service Ribbon.
If Hawk was legit in being awarded the training ribbon, he shouldn’t have to take a “ribbon” over it.
I want one!
David Stephen Bennett might have been such a human dud that he wasn’t even considered worthy of an Article 15 before being jettisoned from the USAF!
A training ribbon is what you give kids when they are being potty-trained.
Something else I don’t get about this wierdo.
How did he, a phuck up, make E-3 in 6 months ????, it took me a year to be promoted to A1C(E-3) at 6 months I was promoted from airman basic(E-1) to airman(E-2) or a mosquito wing in the parlance of that era ?
When I joined in the early 90s, one could Enlist at a certain rank due to Education. For instance I enlisted in the Army as an E3 because 1) I had taken three years of JROTC 2) I had just over 90 Credit Hours of College Classes and 3) I had taken two years of College ROTC, any of which would guarantee E3 upon Enlistment and in that day anyone Enlisting with a Bachelors Degree automatically came in as an E4, it could have been something like that when he came in.
I read somewhere that Lowry AFB’s runways were no longer being used after 1966… maybe this dude landed his F-111 on Colfax Ave and taxied to the base.
Training ribbon? That’s it?
Well, at least he got fly an F-111.
In his head.
HEY, he could have spent MANY hours “flying” a plastic model of an F-111 around his house after he snapped it together!!!
David Bennett, lying embellishing Valor Stealing piece of sh^t. I FIRST read of you on evening past and was FIRST to help start your new Google Fame on the MP site. God Bless the ninjas of Military Phoney.
Since it hasn’t been brought up yet, let me be the FIRST to call for the deployment of the Continent of Insults. And since he had two claims of derring do, let’s make two (2) passes.
Can I get SECOND and an AYE?
…As a proud holder
boldedof the USAF training ribbon, I second the call for the Continent of Insults!This is gonna be GREAT.
…’holder’.
Damn autocorrect.
AYE!!!
What about waiting to see if he shows up here?
I hope so, we haven’t had a new chew toy in ages!!!
OK, as another fine individual holding the coveted USAF Training Ribbon AND the prestigious NDSM Times 2!!)
I certainly hope he does come here and assault us with his intelligence…
CoI Inbound!!!
The Continent of Insults®™
(aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
THREE PASS AIRCRAFT BOMB RUN!!!!!
DANGER CLOSE!!!!
MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
TAKE COVER!!!!!
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you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) , Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine , Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are.
I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid,Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop,
you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby,Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P) NOT a SEAL, was never a Commissioned Officer in the US Military, never in Command of US Navy SEALs, was never a USAF Pilot, did have about 6 whopping months of honorable service BUT YOU JUST SHIT ALL OVER THAT PAL!!, is so full of shit that he is in serious need of an industrial strength flush handle, TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt,
I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.
If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!
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Here endeth the lesson.
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Not only that, I’ve stolen” is so full of shit that he is in serious need of an industrial strength flush handle.” from A Proud Infidel®™️ and added it to the The Continent of Insults®™ .
Oh and David Bennett, please, PLEASE come and visit and baffle us with your bullshit.
The End.
AMEN!!!!!!!!!!
I’d suggest those puny biceps of his have never lifted a thing heavier than whatever drink that drunk piece of crap is funneling down his gullet.
As a guy very close to this assclown’s age it’s not that hard to have arms that can still lift some weight…
There’s nothing in that tank top photo that suggests that body has ever done anything except be a lazy drunken clown.
Probably has baby soft hands as well…fucker.
He’s probably related to Elizabeth Warren.
About 1/1024 related.
M.I.B.
Wow. Agent Kay was correct. Those brain-zorch Neuralizer things can lead to issues. Maybe Agent Zed can get him assigned somewhere nice and quiet.
I’m guessing that the alien anal probing sessions got a little out of hand, IYKWIM.
Everything this guy says and does indicate clearly that he is one of the following:
A – From another planet in a distant solar system
B – Someone with a severe case of Walter Mitty by Proxy
C – A quarrelsome, belligerent, fabricating, SOB whose life is so full of failures that he has to make up a new one every chance he gets.
David Stephen Bennett WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
David Stephen Bennett was Discharged from the USAF as an Airman First Class, Pay Grade E3.
David Stephen Bennett runs around like he’s dodging Debt Collectors from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
David Stephen Bennett was never a Commissioned Officer in the US Military.
David Stephen Bennett looks like he enjoys cruising highway rest areas looking for a date.
David Stephen Bennett was never in Command of US Navy SEALs.
David Stephen Bennett was discharged from the USAF after a little more than six months, likely a total DUD in training.
David Stephen Bennett was never a USAF Pilot.
David Stephen Bennett is so full of shit that he is in serious need of an industrial strength flush handle.
David Stephen Bennett smiles like a meat gazer in a crowded locker room.
David Stephen Bennett is more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar on Valentines Day.
David Stephen Bennett claims friendships with everyone but the Mayor and the Dog Catcher.
David Stephen Bennett is reputed to have had multiple DUIs.
David Stephen Bennett claims to have completed USAF Basic in eleven days.
David Stephen Bennett was never an Officer in the USAF.
David Stephen Bennett is very Bernathian when he makes threats.
David Stephen Bennett will soon wallow in The Power of Google®™️ as David Stephen Bennett gathers fame for his claims!
How Copy,
((((OVER))))
I copy,
David Stephen Bennett WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
David Stephen Bennett was Discharged from the USAF as an Airman First Class, Pay Grade E3.
David Stephen Bennett runs around like he’s dodging Debt Collectors from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
David Stephen Bennett was never a Commissioned Officer in the US Military.
David Stephen Bennett looks like he enjoys cruising highway rest areas looking for a date.
David Stephen Bennett was never in Command of US Navy SEALs.
David Stephen Bennett was discharged from the USAF after a little more than six months, likely a total DUD in training.
David Stephen Bennett was never a USAF Pilot.
David Stephen Bennett is so full of shit that he is in serious need of an industrial strength flush handle.
David Stephen Bennett smiles like a meat gazer in a crowded locker room.
David Stephen Bennett is more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar on Valentines Day.
David Stephen Bennett claims friendships with everyone but the Mayor and the Dog Catcher.
David Stephen Bennett is reputed to have had multiple DUIs.
David Stephen Bennett claims to have completed USAF Basic in eleven days.
David Stephen Bennett was never an Officer in the USAF.
David Stephen Bennett is very Bernathian when he makes threats.
David Stephen Bennett will soon wallow in The Power of Google®™️ as David Stephen Bennett gathers fame for his claims!
Anyone copy, Over?
Did you say:
“David Stephen Bennett WAS NEVER a USN SEAL.
David Stephen Bennett was Discharged from the USAF as an Airman First Class, Pay Grade E3.
David Stephen Bennett runs around like he’s dodging Debt Collectors from Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).
David Stephen Bennett was never a Commissioned Officer in the US Military.
David Stephen Bennett looks like he enjoys cruising highway rest areas looking for a date.
David Stephen Bennett was never in Command of US Navy SEALs.
David Stephen Bennett was discharged from the USAF after a little more than six months, likely a total DUD in training.
David Stephen Bennett was never a USAF Pilot.
David Stephen Bennett is so full of shit that he is in serious need of an industrial strength flush handle.
David Stephen Bennett smiles like a meat gazer in a crowded locker room.
David Stephen Bennett is more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar on Valentines Day.
David Stephen Bennett claims friendships with everyone but the Mayor and the Dog Catcher.
David Stephen Bennett is reputed to have had multiple DUIs.
David Stephen Bennett claims to have completed USAF Basic in eleven days.
David Stephen Bennett was never an Officer in the USAF.
David Stephen Bennett is very Bernathian when he makes threats.
David Stephen Bennett will soon wallow in The Power of Google®™️ as David Stephen Bennett gathers fame for his claims!”
If so, yes, I copy. Moreover, I think David Bennett looks like a hawg.
I’d pay $10 to see Don drop kick the dog shit out of the flabby ass poser.
Haha, and to top it off, David Bennett is a worse pilot than Dan Bernath!
Some think it’s crazy while other call it thinking out of the box.
He either needs a check-up from the neck-up
or…
David, put the crack pipe down. Just put it down and walk away.
Another one year wonder
Filing a bogus VA Claim
So they make up a crazy story
The potential Grand Slam:
USMC Force Recon
USN SEAL
USAF Para-rescue
USA Ranger/Green Beret.
Actual Grand Slam
USMC Water Dog
USN Cook
USAF Buffer Repair Technician/BOQ concierge
USA 5 ton mechanic
Eventually someone will step up to claim the Grand Slam title
Is there an honorary title for 5 ton Mechanic?
I’ve been posting so many tanker videos that I’m beginning to think I almost know a smidge or two about them.
Wrenching on a 5-ton cargo truck is not for pussies. Those wrenches don’t twist themselves.
Called 3522 in the suck,That was me…..
Yup. It’s official. Cranial sciuridae fecal legume syndrome.
Translation: Boy’s brains are nuttier than squirrel shit.
If this guy is in fact schizophrenic some folks did a good job of hiding his mental status to get him in the AF. Schizophrenics can have long periods of lucid behavior until something sets them off. Then they go off the rails and start believing all sorts of crap and even hallucinate. Could have taken six months for the AF to figure out he was nuckin futs.
Bennett claims as Co-Commander of the SEALs, most of the missions were made into movies:
“Navy SEALs” with Charlie Sheen & Michael Beihn
“Act of Valor” with real Navy SEALs
Rumor has it that Hollywood is going to make a movie about the exploits of David Stephen Bennett.
It will be called “Hawk Hawk Ptooey” and here is the trailer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNXkLB_ewc8
Over on Military Phony, Charles Bennett, David’s brother commented:
“I am David Bennett’s Brother. He has schizophrenia since he was in high school. In the 70’s schizophrenia was not treated for most people due the times. David has battled this all his life. Sadly I have confronted him on his military claims. He just says it’s true and goes on. He is the kind that feels if he takes meds he is insane. If you don’t take the meds you not crazy!! Hence the alcohol was used as medication which is why he has DWI’s. I apologize to all he has offended. His is just in his own world where no one else exist except those he puts in it. So sad.”
Well, then let’s just let this go. OKay?
Yeah, we should stop exposing the mentally ill posers. But, of course, if we did that, we would have to give a pass to most of the posers we highlight, since the majority have a screw loose.
That is all well and good, but he caused a shit storm over on LinkedIn and pissed on about 150 SEALs, CIA Operators and supporters.
I suspect the scitzo is in for a possible reality check in Texas!
This was true of my sister, the one I related died in December of an (intentional ?) overdose of street drugs. She was dx as a paranoid schizophrenic in her teens but was able to get in the Navy. How? I have no idea. She got pregnant and was released from AD. When she was on her mental health meds, she was OK and didn’t believe she needed the meds. Then when she was off the meds she was nuts and didn’t want to go back on the meds. That is often typical of the cycle these folks go through. She eventually turned to about every drug imaginable and died in December. The explanation given above for Bennett is not unusual. If they stay on their meds, they often do well. If not, well, then, anything is possible. His mental health status may explain his behavior. Or, it could be he’s just an asshole. Perhaps a combination of both. Standing by for a sock puppet who served with him and can vouch for multiple acts of heroism.
Davie Boy went after MoH recipient MCPO (SEAL) Edward Byers, Jr. over at LinkedIn.
I lit his ass up and David Bennett went dark on LinkedIn and pulled most of his BS material there.
I sent him a message too.
I look forward to hearing from his lawyers.
Whoa, going after an MCPO (SEAL) who is a MoH Recipient? That’s a special brand of 24K batshit crazy!
He has provided us with a new question to be used when confronting wanna-bes. How do you spell that base’s name? Up until it closed, it was Lowry AFB. One would think a fighter pilot would know how to spell his own base.
Well, according to his CV posted above, he only has an associates degree, so maybe that explains his poor spelling skills.
I dont got any deegree
and i stille spel gud
I dunno…I look at him and I all I see is a heavy bag that’s ready to be hung up in my workout area.
Are the Seals in the lead at the end of April?? Yes/No
Likely so, I don’t think we’ve seen a bogus Ranger, SF or PJ in the longest!
Would a schizophrenic be able to purchase firearms?
If his brother’s claim is legit then there may be some meaningful misrepresentations at the federal level.
Feeling kind of sorry for his children and hoping that they are exposed to some regular adult male role models.
If any mental illness by its nature precludes owning a firearm it would be Schizophrenia. It is by definition a chronic incurable psychotic disorder.
Eddie Ray Routh, the Marine Corps veteran that killed Chris Kyle and Chad Littlefield at the gun range, was diagnosed with schizophrenia.
Without involuntary detention or commitment to a mental facility, a schizo can purchase firearms, if not disqualified on some other basis.
Sir,
Please vet me out, to forever disacioatiate from this man.
(appropriate spelling would be appreciated…over…;)
This bloke must have two dicks. He can’t be that silly just playing with one.
I would keep my pants up around this dude.
And I would keep hum away from kids.
It appears we have a felcher in the house…
I may be in the minority here but these Mentally ill posers need to have a different type of post. Once it’s apparent someone’s cheese has slid off his cracker I think the post should be modified by an admin,
Post up his claims, rebuff them with the facts that just say he is a mentally ill person who shouldn’t be believed and lock the thread. One single comment by Admin and that’s it. By piling on someone who is mentally ill we become the assholes in my opinion.
“I may be in the minority here”
I suspect not.
Highlighting the fact that the poser is mentally ill and that their delusions cause much grief for the veteran community should be the focus of such cases. Don’t hold back on pointing out the discrepencies in their story, just keep in mind the underlying mental issue.
Sad case.
When is a new one coming out, site was shut down for so long feel like their should be a lot of new one’s on the loading dock ready for release.