The folks at Military Phony send us their work on Michael Thomas Hockensmith, who claims he is a highly decorated veteran who was wounded in a war. He claims to have received the Purple Heart for being wounded.
Hockensmith uses the Purple Heart / wounded in war / disabled veteran claims to solicit money on GoFundMe and Facebook Fundraising.
Hockensmith claims that he helps veterans and has an organization that solicits donations in this regard.
http://veteransareourheroes.com/index.html
Hockensmith also displays many awards and letters on this website, allegedly signed by notable politicians – Senator Mitch McConnell and President Trump. Here is a “Citation of Valor.”
Hockensmith’s military records were ordered through a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request.
Hockensmith was in the Navy Reserve and it is unclear whether he was on active duty beyond his time in boot camp at Great Lakes. His records show no service in Vietnam, which was the only “war” he could have participated in. Even then, he came into the service too late as they were pulling troops out of Vietnam.
He has no documented Purple Heart and that’s a problem since he uses that claim to solicit donations.
The Franciscan Monestery called – seems they are missing a looney friar.
More like “highly arrogant”. Thomas Hockensmith is a phony war veteran and was not combat wounded.
Hockensmith’s hairstyle probably resulted in numerous bodily injuries to him but none of those qualified for award of the PH. He’s rockin’ the coveted NDSM and that alone should be all the thanks he gets from our grateful nation.
He took the Defensive Driving Course too, not everyone gets that!
I’ll bet he got a free bowl of soup with that haircut.
Only six years service and already an E3, on his way to the top.
Callsign: “Moe”
(as in Moe Howard of Three Stooges fame)
“Hey Moe”
First thing that came to mind.
Nyuk nyuck nyuck.
BHWHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!
No need to explain that one. It is intuitively obvious to even the most casual of observers.
That character should contact the Hairclub For Men. At best, he’s not sporting a vest and a do’rag.
We may need to get a ruling on the do’rag.
I’m sorry but that is not a presentable do’rag, that would be more a do’rug and near MULLET to boot. He also must have stepped into some Horse Manure as poses with cowboy hat and that is all that is required to be one of those drug store cowboys of the past.
These phony PH posers really piss me off! I hope you get a real wound real soon from a real PH receipient, now about that tupperware bowl haircut? What in the name of all that is Holy were you thinking? I would beat your ass for that haircut alone! I hope you are convicted under what ever Stolen Valor law is enforced in your state? You are a rancid cheery on top of the shit sundae!
Having that hairstyle is punishment enough.
I’d call that a “Sonny Bono Reject” hairdo!
That’s who I first thought of.
That is one bad rug! Really, as Tallywhagger said, Hair Club for Men. Get some implants coing in that gourd.
Another lying beggar….it’s really too bad that corrective beatdowns are considered assault these days. This piece of shit pretending to be combat wounded to steal money should be given a painful lesson in appropriate behavior.
PH for Valor! E device for Excellence!
Such brave!
So valor!
Why he no brag about Natty-D?
I admire his bravery to totally ignore fashion trends.
“E” for “excellent fighting”……BAHAHAHAHAHA
“V” must be for “very excellent fighting”
What a dipshit this guy is.
Holy Mother Mary and her baby Jesus… WTF am I looking at?
Jesus wept
Speaking of which he is flooding his Facebook page with Jesus postings I’m guessing in an attempt to bury the stuff about his Stolen Valor by driving it further down the page.
It is truly a case of Jesus saves.
I should drop this all over his Book of Face page
LOL-ing
http://i.imgur.com/rqgESlV.jpg
Jesus.
Too soon.
You’re going to hell for that.
But then again, I laughed, so I guess I’m going too.
True, but the story does have a happy ending.
He has a god awful comb over bowl cut and a unnatural die job, both of which tell me almost as much about him as his SV asshattery.
Hey, Hockensmith!! Looney Tunes®™ just called and they want Pepe Le Pew back NOW!!
Looks like Bob Neener made a bunch of yacht payments off this tool.
Seriously WTF
Jackass
Well fuck me. Apparently that defensive driving course didn’t help….since he got hit and all. Zing
He looks like a head wound.
My God….Honorary Kentucky Colonel? He looks like David Spade from Benchwarmers.
Bet he lied about that as well…
Dude is a Bucket of Crazy.
What? The COL wasn’t a real COL?
WTF?
Is KFC stealing valor?
No, Harland Sanders was a Kentucky Colonel. It’s an honorific bestowed by the Governor of Kentucky to noteworthy citizens. Similar non-military titles exist in other states, though not as well known. Nebraska Admirals and Rhode Island Commodores for example.
I happen to be a Nebraska Admiral, in fact.
Michael Thomas Hokensmith is a lying embellishing POS, never a combat Veteran, never wounded, and never awarded citations for derring do. You piece of sh^t, you are standing on the bodies and in the blood of true Warriors and deserve all of the grief that Karma can bring down on you.
With all of his other semi dating profile info, wonder if he also likes moon lit beaches and walks in the rain?
I hereby formally make a motion for the deployment of the Continent of Insults! Can a I get a SECOND and an AYE?
second
Alrighty,
I have a request and a second. Do I have an “Aye” vote?
(Motherfucker *seriously* should get it just for the hair.)
AYE!!!
OK and away we go!!!
Michael Thomas Hokensmith,
Jesus, we haven’t had a more retarded looking farm animal fucker here at TAH in a long, long time.
The Continent of Insults®™
(aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
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DANGER CLOSE!!!!
MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
TAKE COVER!!!!!
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This pissant is such a genius of monumental proportions he can skullfuck his own asshole, You man meat munching, spunk bubble blowing butt sponge, You are a disease, worse than a crotch tick, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper, Boy, you couldn’t lead a fresh turd down the bowl, Thinks that he is in the “dark” secret ops, not realizing that he has his head up his ass, You were born stupid and had a prolapse, In need of an appointment with a brass-knuckles Amateur Dentist, exposure to diseased posers is also known as “the Result of Cyclospora” with * “Symptoms of cyclospora include diarrhea and frequent, sometimes explosive bowel movements, according to the CDC.” I say, I say, That boy’s about as sharp as a sack o’ wet mice, Dear fucking 8 pound 6 ounce baby Jesus on a cement tricycle, banjo eyed, insignificant and inconsequentially ignorant imbecilic idiot, single strand DNA refugee from a blow job, not worthy to lick taint lint off my cats backside, Unable to prevail against his one brained celled activity taking him over, so he types, talks, acts as if a retarded ghost possessed him. dickwad that can’t make a good seal on Tupperware, Buttcrackiula, tit, Oh, fuck you sideways with a roll of horse liniment coated concertina wire…you sorry, miserable, posing, shit eating goat fucker, You look like the product of an orgy at a family reunion, got-damn cum drop, You’re funnier than a sock full of frogs and tougher than a jar of marshmallow crème, Sharmouta, hey douche bag, I bet your ass is jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, as worthless as a Toyota airbag, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, meat-gazing walrus fart hamster queef that should have stayed a tittyfuck cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, I heard you volunteered to go to the Middle East to take on terrorists…dressed as a goat, I believe you to be one of the few, proud pieces of shit that flies won’t fuck on, You’re not the dumbest person on the planet, but you sure better hope he doesn’t die, needle dick bug fucker, wad of fungus on a pile of roach turd, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, pigshit fungus, grubby little dick-beater, You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john, Connoisseur ,worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping fecal wart, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, petrified shit biscuit, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, ignoble itching buttcrack, You’re the reason God created Irritable Bowel Syndrome, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, lickspittle, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, Nut hugger, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, You look like something I’d draw with my left hand, Mayor Grundle Butter of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, Holy cupcake munching monkeys, clitwart, cuntscab, Fuck you, you nutless chickenfuck cocksucking rat-bastard piece of roach shit! Eat a whole fucking ConEx full of dicks!, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, malodorous odiferous felonious fido fucker, snowball, Coprophagous fop, Gonorrhea breath, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom, how did you survive infancy, rectal rapee, GonnoSyphaHerpaClapAIDS Patient Zero monkey buggerer, ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, You suck dick for beer money and you don’t even drink beer, secret squirrel masturbation specialist, hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter,
Wait, of all the lucky sperms that came outta your daddy, you’re the one that WON??, He’s so much of a dickhead he takes Viagra thru a nasal spray, and he’s still limp, How I the fuck do assholes like this sleep at night? With one hand on their tiny dick and the other thumb in their ass, Holy shit, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, A butter knife amongst razor blades, Rusty Trombone Virtuoso, he is the kinda guy who likes meeting up with two strange men so they can sword fight in his mouth, he’s the kind of guy you’d find hanging out around highway rest areas because he’s frequenting the public bathrooms trying to gargle marbles for change, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, fucknuckles, is about as real as a Civil War Issue polyester blanket, Menstrual quimsquirt, you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) , Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine , Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid.
Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid, you emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, Forrest Gump points and laughs at you,
you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby,Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P.) NOT a Purple Heart recipient, not even with a “V” for Valor (Because that doesn’t even EXIST), OOOOhhhhh, many High Speed E-3, Such WOW, Much “Hero”, Bigly NSDM, did have about 3 years of honorable service BUT YOU JUST SHIT ALL OVER THAT PAL!!, , TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tapping glory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You,
stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, this swollen, sweltering manhole should be infected with herpegonasyphilaids, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian bag of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.
If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!
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FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
Here endeth the lesson.
Eloquent.
Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen! Amen!
AMEN! And God Bless the Real Warriors that so valiantly served and shed blood for this Nation!
(watching in glee as this POSer slinks off to apply for work at Brucie’s Bath House) (entrance in the rear)
I swear I was hearing “O Beautiful for spacious skies… For amber waves of grain” playing as I was reading this.
I can’t find a way to pull down America the Beautiful and upload the text BUT, smarty pants that I am, I’m going to add the orchestral you tube version from the New York Orchestra performing America the Beautiful, at Carnegie Hall, at the end of the text document and it should pop up at the end of the second post and folks can play the Youtube video while they read.
Like this….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HgeYRROlk8
Target destroyed. Check fire.
It would be fun to run that through a text to voice converter and hear it in “robot”
AUTHOR, AUTHOR!!! Michael Thomas Hokensmith could dive into a lake full of pussy and still come up with a mouthful of cock and balls (A new addition to The Oficial TAH Continent of Insults®™?).
…Never ceases to bring a tear of joy to my eyes…
God Bless you Chip!
Truer words were never written!
This guy is snake shit stupid!
Enjoy your Google fame there asshole!
The internet is forever!!
AYE! AYE! That hair alone deserves the Continent!
Michael Hockensmith responded to all of this on his Facebook page, stating that he got his Purple Heart awarded in 2015 and that Donald and Melania Trump wrote him 15 letters honoring him for his military service.
THOSE LETTERS that Michael Thomas Hokensmith so proudly displays can be obtained merely by writing the proper Government Entities. His Cold War Certificate can be can be awarded to ANYONE who served during the Cold War as well!
Deleted that pretty quick too. Saw it last night here in Japan.
Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. And I’m being polite when I say that.
In re: that “hair”: Hair Club for Men is calling.
Ex;
So that’s why I say Hair today, gone tommoro. And Hair I sit using up the typwriter ribbon ink typing out these silly puns but at least there not hair raisingggg. Where is my bottle of ink eradicator?? I’ll be Hair until I find it.
The only thing needed to complete “the look” is for him to wear a cheap plastic football helmet to protect his grape as he bangs into walls.
Wtf is that thing?
Keep this clown away from farm animals and individuals that can not consent.
This f**king guy…
http://veteransareourheroes.com
“I accept Cash, Money Order, and Checks at this time”
Please tell me this is parody. Please.
Pffft. He’s not on Bitcoin or Walmart Gift Card payment systems yet.
He accepts cash, money order, or checks. Convenient.
Hockenhair could really make money transfers easier by utilizing the Pay Pal platform.
And his account has been suspended….
That haircut… must be trying out for a bit part in the next sequel of “Dumb and Dumber”.
And he’s modest, too, so he’s got that going for him.
Plus I hear he fries a mean chicken.
I was thinking that his “doo” looks more like a Mr. Spock haircut.
According to him, He rescued a guy from getting sucked into a tractor PTO, earned three black belts in different martial arts, saved too pilots and enjoys going to “Flee” markets.
He might also may have been a pirate one time. According to eye witnesses, after he said he was a pirate he was asked where his “buccaneers” were and he replied “under my buckin hair”.
Yeah, this guy (and his hair) is out of this world.
“Beam him up, Scottie”!
“two”, not “too”.
Damn fat fingers!
Hey Skjumper,
Heard the buccaneer yolk. About a kid who was trick or treating and dressed up like a buccaneer.
What kind of movies does a pirate like?
RRRR-rated.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buck-an-ear.
He must have a mental condition if he paid for a wig like that.
If his hairdo is a wig, it looks like something from the 50 cent table at Goodwill!
What did he tell the Kentucky House of Representatives? Airman First Class in the US Navy? He must have been assigned with that Navy Sergeant that stopped by here recently.
I believe “airman” is or was a job title in the Navy.
What would really be confusing is that an “Airman 1st class” in the Navy would be a 1st Class PO, which is to say an E-6 while a USAF A1C is an E-3.
Jezuz – with that Gilligan hairdo he had to be Navy…….sorry
this HAS to be from the Onion
“…had to be Navy” Tee Hee snort and giggle
To quote/paraphrase George Thorogood “Get a haircut and get a real job!”
I think that he look like Cher’s late Sonny.
Trivia
When Moe Howard was on the set, he could throw a cream pie at a face and not miss, so less takes on the filming.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith’s hairdo look like it’s from the “Sonny Bono Rejects” line of wigs!
Michael Thomas Hockensmith, the year 1971 called demanding that cheesy haircut and mustache back!
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like a creeper that prowls highway rest areas looking for a hookup.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith served in the US Navy Reserve.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith WAS NEVER awarded the Purple Heart according to records found.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith is panhandling online for whatever donations he can get.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith likely didn’t even make it as an Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear)
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he should not be left alone around Women, Children or farm livestock.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith took the Defensive Driving Course, Line OPS Course and the Airman Course.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith was awarded the NDSM.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith allegedly likes sporting his hairdo at The Blue Oyster.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he blows winos behind bus stops for spare change.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith is about as appealing as an obnoxious stray dog.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith has a gofundme page seeking $100,000 to allegedly help with Medical Expenses.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith CLAIMS that he rescued two Officers from a burning Jet Aircraft.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks gayer than the Cowboy from The Village People.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he buys his wigs from the One Dollar Table at Goodwill.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith claims to be a Singer and Dancer, I bet he pole dances at The Blue Oyster!
Michael Thomas Hockensmith reached the Pay Grade of E3 before he ETS’ed.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith really enjoys getting all “preachy” with people like many a conman does.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith proudly displays a certificate for serving in the Cold War.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like the type who likes cruising around in a windowless van.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith likes to show off letters from The White House and Congress that anyone can get.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith displays his certificate naming him as a Kentucky Colonel.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith CLAIMS to be a Recipient of the Purple Heart but NO Official Records exist of it.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith uses his claims of being a PH Recipient in his ads for donations.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith is very likely in violation of Stolen Valor Laws.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith has received many a “Bucket of Love” on his GoFundMe page and KUDOS to those who did so!
Michael Thomas Hockensmith REEKS of con games worse than a week old road kill Skunk in the Summer.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he couldn’t even sell Insulin to a Diabetic.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith look like he’s a huge fan of Lawrence Welk.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith will continue to discover The Power of Google®™ as Michael Thomas Hockensmith realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
How Copy,
((((OVER))))
API,
Did you mean to say,
Michael Thomas Hockensmith, the year 1971 called demanding that cheesy haircut and mustache back!
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like a creeper that prowls highway rest areas looking for a hookup.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith served in the US Navy Reserve.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith WAS NEVER awarded the Purple Heart according to records found.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith is panhandling online for whatever donations he can get.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith likely didn’t even make it as an Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear)
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he should not be left alone around Women, Children or farm livestock.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith took the Defensive Driving Course, Line OPS Course and the Airman Course.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith was awarded the NDSM.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith allegedly likes sporting his hairdo at The Blue Oyster.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he blows winos behind bus stops for spare change.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith is about as appealing as an obnoxious stray dog.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith has a gofundme page seeking $100,000 to allegedly help with Medical Expenses.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith CLAIMS that he rescued two Officers from a burning Jet Aircraft.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks gayer than the Cowboy from The Village People.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he buys his wigs from the One Dollar Table at Goodwill.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith claims to be a Singer and Dancer, I bet he pole dances at The Blue Oyster!
Michael Thomas Hockensmith reached the Pay Grade of E3 before he ETS’ed.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith really enjoys getting all “preachy” with people like many a conman does.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith proudly displays a certificate for serving in the Cold War.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like the type who likes cruising around in a windowless van.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith likes to show off letters from The White House and Congress that anyone can get.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith displays his certificate naming him as a Kentucky Colonel.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith CLAIMS to be a Recipient of the Purple Heart but NO Official Records exist of it.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith uses his claims of being a PH Recipient in his ads for donations.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith is very likely in violation of Stolen Valor Laws.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith has received many a “Bucket of Love” on his GoFundMe page and KUDOS to those who did so!
Michael Thomas Hockensmith REEKS of con games worse than a week old road kill Skunk in the Summer.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he couldn’t even sell Insulin to a Diabetic.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith look like he’s a huge fan of Lawrence Welk.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith will continue to discover The Power of Google®™ as Michael Thomas Hockensmith realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
I copy 5×5
Over!
API, copy you five by five, repeating for clarity:
Michael Thomas Hockensmith, the year 1971 called demanding that cheesy haircut and mustache back!
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like a creeper that prowls highway rest areas looking for a hookup.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith served in the US Navy Reserve.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith WAS NEVER awarded the Purple Heart according to records found.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith is panhandling online for whatever donations he can get.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith likely didn’t even make it as an Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear)
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he should not be left alone around Women, Children or farm livestock.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith took the Defensive Driving Course, Line OPS Course and the Airman Course.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith was awarded the NDSM.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith allegedly likes sporting his hairdo at The Blue Oyster.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he blows winos behind bus stops for spare change.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith is about as appealing as an obnoxious stray dog.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith has a gofundme page seeking $100,000 to allegedly help with Medical Expenses.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith CLAIMS that he rescued two Officers from a burning Jet Aircraft.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks gayer than the Cowboy from The Village People.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he buys his wigs from the One Dollar Table at Goodwill.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith claims to be a Singer and Dancer, I bet he pole dances at The Blue Oyster!
Michael Thomas Hockensmith reached the Pay Grade of E3 before he ETS’ed.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith really enjoys getting all “preachy” with people like many a conman does.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith proudly displays a certificate for serving in the Cold War.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like the type who likes cruising around in a windowless van.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith likes to show off letters from The White House and Congress that anyone can get.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith displays his certificate naming him as a Kentucky Colonel.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith CLAIMS to be a Recipient of the Purple Heart but NO Official Records exist of it.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith uses his claims of being a PH Recipient in his ads for donations.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith is very likely in violation of Stolen Valor Laws.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith has received many a “Bucket of Love” on his GoFundMe page and KUDOS to those who did so!
Michael Thomas Hockensmith REEKS of con games worse than a week old road kill Skunk in the Summer.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he couldn’t even sell Insulin to a Diabetic.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith look like he’s a huge fan of Lawrence Welk.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith will continue to discover The Power of Google®™ as Michael Thomas Hockensmith realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
How copy? ((OVER))
I copy loud and clear:
Michael Thomas Hockensmith, the year 1971 called demanding that cheesy haircut and mustache back!
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like a creeper that prowls highway rest areas looking for a hookup.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith served in the US Navy Reserve.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith WAS NEVER awarded the Purple Heart according to records found.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith is panhandling online for whatever donations he can get.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith likely didn’t even make it as an Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear)
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he should not be left alone around Women, Children or farm livestock.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith took the Defensive Driving Course, Line OPS Course and the Airman Course.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith was awarded the NDSM.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith allegedly likes sporting his hairdo at The Blue Oyster.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he blows winos behind bus stops for spare change.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith is about as appealing as an obnoxious stray dog.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith has a gofundme page seeking $100,000 to allegedly help with Medical Expenses.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith CLAIMS that he rescued two Officers from a burning Jet Aircraft.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks gayer than the Cowboy from The Village People.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he buys his wigs from the One Dollar Table at Goodwill.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith claims to be a Singer and Dancer, I bet he pole dances at The Blue Oyster!
Michael Thomas Hockensmith reached the Pay Grade of E3 before he ETS’ed.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith really enjoys getting all “preachy” with people like many a conman does.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith proudly displays a certificate for serving in the Cold War.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like the type who likes cruising around in a windowless van.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith likes to show off letters from The White House and Congress that anyone can get.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith displays his certificate naming him as a Kentucky Colonel.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith CLAIMS to be a Recipient of the Purple Heart but NO Official Records exist of it.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith uses his claims of being a PH Recipient in his ads for donations.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith is very likely in violation of Stolen Valor Laws.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith has received many a “Bucket of Love” on his GoFundMe page and KUDOS to those who did so!
Michael Thomas Hockensmith REEKS of con games worse than a week old road kill Skunk in the Summer.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he couldn’t even sell Insulin to a Diabetic.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he’s a huge fan of Lawrence Welk.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he stole his haircut from the 1950s.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith will continue to discover The Power of Google®™ as Michael Thomas Hockensmith realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
How copy? ((OVER))
GOOD COPY and I say again for posterity:
Michael Thomas Hockensmith, the year 1971 called demanding that cheesy haircut and mustache back!
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like a creeper that prowls highway rest areas looking for a hookup.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith served in the US Navy Reserve.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith WAS NEVER awarded the Purple Heart according to records found.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith is panhandling online for whatever donations he can get.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith likely didn’t even make it as an Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear)
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he should not be left alone around Women, Children or farm livestock.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith took the Defensive Driving Course, Line OPS Course and the Airman Course.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith was awarded the NDSM.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith allegedly likes sporting his hairdo at The Blue Oyster.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he blows winos behind bus stops for spare change.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith is about as appealing as an obnoxious stray dog.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith has a gofundme page seeking $100,000 to allegedly help with Medical Expenses.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith CLAIMS that he rescued two Officers from a burning Jet Aircraft.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks gayer than the Cowboy from The Village People.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he buys his wigs from the One Dollar Table at Goodwill.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith claims to be a Singer and Dancer, I bet he pole dances at The Blue Oyster!
Michael Thomas Hockensmith reached the Pay Grade of E3 before he ETS’ed.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith really enjoys getting all “preachy” with people like many a conman does.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith proudly displays a certificate for serving in the Cold War.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like the type who likes cruising around in a windowless van.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith likes to show off letters from The White House and Congress that anyone can get.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith displays his certificate naming him as a Kentucky Colonel.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith CLAIMS to be a Recipient of the Purple Heart but NO Official Records exist of it.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith uses his claims of being a PH Recipient in his ads for donations.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith is very likely in violation of Stolen Valor Laws.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith has received many a “Bucket of Love” on his GoFundMe page and KUDOS to those who did so!
Michael Thomas Hockensmith REEKS of con games worse than a week old road kill Skunk in the Summer.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he couldn’t even sell Insulin to a Diabetic.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith look like he’s a huge fan of Lawrence Welk.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith will continue to discover The Power of Google®™ as Michael Thomas Hockensmith realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
How Copy,
((((OVER))))
GOOD COPY you Wonderful Fellow Dickweeds!!!
(Looks at photo)
I thought Guy Fawkes Day was in November.
Hockensmith Name Meaning:
Americanized form of German Hackenschmidt, an occupational name for a maker of hoes and axes.
So does this translation mean Michael Hockensmith is an “axe-hoe”? (grin)
Received the battle “E” designation for excellent fighting for America…… WTF?
This offends the “E” in my EIB award. Dick.
Roger API, I copy 5×5
Michael Thomas Hockensmith, the year 1971 called demanding that cheesy haircut and mustache back!
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like a creeper that prowls highway rest areas looking for a hookup.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith served in the US Navy Reserve.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith WAS NEVER awarded the Purple Heart according to records found.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith is panhandling online for whatever donations he can get.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith likely didn’t even make it as an Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear)
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he should not be left alone around Women, Children or farm livestock.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith took the Defensive Driving Course, Line OPS Course and the Airman Course.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith was awarded the NDSM.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith allegedly likes sporting his hairdo at The Blue Oyster.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he blows winos behind bus stops for spare change.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith is about as appealing as an obnoxious stray dog.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith has a gofundme page seeking $100,000 to allegedly help with Medical Expenses.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith CLAIMS that he rescued two Officers from a burning Jet Aircraft.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks gayer than the Cowboy from The Village People.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he buys his wigs from the One Dollar Table at Goodwill.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith claims to be a Singer and Dancer, I bet he pole dances at The Blue Oyster!
Michael Thomas Hockensmith reached the Pay Grade of E3 before he ETS’ed.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith really enjoys getting all “preachy” with people like many a conman does.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith proudly displays a certificate for serving in the Cold War.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like the type who likes cruising around in a windowless van.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith likes to show off letters from The White House and Congress that anyone can get.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith displays his certificate naming him as a Kentucky Colonel.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith CLAIMS to be a Recipient of the Purple Heart but NO Official Records exist of it.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith uses his claims of being a PH Recipient in his ads for donations.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith is very likely in violation of Stolen Valor Laws.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith has received many a “Bucket of Love” on his GoFundMe page and KUDOS to those who did so!
Michael Thomas Hockensmith REEKS of con games worse than a week old road kill Skunk in the Summer.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he couldn’t even sell Insulin to a Diabetic.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith look like he’s a huge fan of Lawrence Welk.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith will continue to discover The Power of Google®™ as Michael Thomas Hockensmith realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
How Copy,
((((OVER))))
GOOD COPY, I say again:
Michael Thomas Hockensmith, the year 1971 called demanding that cheesy haircut and mustache back!
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like a creeper that prowls highway rest areas looking for a hookup.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith served in the US Navy Reserve.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith WAS NEVER awarded the Purple Heart according to records found.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith is panhandling online for whatever donations he can get.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith likely didn’t even make it as an Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear)
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he should not be left alone around Women, Children or farm livestock.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith took the Defensive Driving Course, Line OPS Course and the Airman Course.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith was awarded the NDSM.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith allegedly likes sporting his hairdo at The Blue Oyster.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he blows winos behind bus stops for spare change.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith is about as appealing as an obnoxious stray dog.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith has a gofundme page seeking $100,000 to allegedly help with Medical Expenses.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith CLAIMS that he rescued two Officers from a burning Jet Aircraft.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks gayer than the Cowboy from The Village People.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he buys his wigs from the One Dollar Table at Goodwill.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith claims to be a Singer and Dancer, I bet he pole dances at The Blue Oyster!
Michael Thomas Hockensmith reached the Pay Grade of E3 before he ETS’ed.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith really enjoys getting all “preachy” with people like many a conman does.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith proudly displays a certificate for serving in the Cold War.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like the type who likes cruising around in a windowless van.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith likes to show off letters from The White House and Congress that anyone can get.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith displays his certificate naming him as a Kentucky Colonel.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith CLAIMS to be a Recipient of the Purple Heart but NO Official Records exist of it.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith uses his claims of being a PH Recipient in his ads for donations.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith is very likely in violation of Stolen Valor Laws.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith has received many a “Bucket of Love” on his GoFundMe page and KUDOS to those who did so!
Michael Thomas Hockensmith REEKS of con games worse than a week old road kill Skunk in the Summer.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith looks like he couldn’t even sell Insulin to a Diabetic.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith look like he’s a huge fan of Lawrence Welk.
Michael Thomas Hockensmith will continue to discover The Power of Google®™ as Michael Thomas Hockensmith realizes that THE INTERNET IS FOREVER.
How Copy,
((((OVER))))
If my dog looked like Michael Thomas Hockensmith, I’d shave his ass and make him walk backwards.
This clown is really smoking to much of that happy smoke.. He got a purple heart from the Military Freedom Fest for valor. For apparently saving two officers from a burning jet aircraft while in the military and got out as an Airman First Class from the US Navy. He has 3 black belts and a expert with a bow. So since there is no “medal” from the Military Freedom Fest people he believes he can claim the Purple Heart from the Navy. Since they are called the same thing….they should be the same..
I HAVE FOUR Black Belts, one from JC Penneys, one from Macy’s, one from Dillard’s and one from Sears Men’s Wear. I also have Black Belts in Yakimandu, Egg Foo Yung and Chop Suey, my chopsticks are CERTAIN DEATH to every morsel of food on mt plate!!
He looks like that James Hydrick fraudster/kung fool/paedophile from the 80’s.
Maybe Frank Visconi can help this fellow veteran get his records straightened out. Seems legit…
With a haircut like that, and no dutch rudder jokes? You boys is slippin.
I wasted my last dutch rudder comment on Candidate Buttplug.
Whair can I get one of those hats…???
E3 after only 6 years? Dare to dream, friends, dare to dream.
What a goofy looking shit this guy looks like. Seriously, if you were drinking with this clown in a bar would you believe him?
I recall once drinking with a guy who had the “birth control” glasses from basic training on with tape holding them together. He told me he had been in Bosnia. When I asked him where (I’d traversed from Mostar to Sarajevo to Bana Luka myself) he told me “It’s classified”.
I laughed and informed him there were no classified locations in Bosnia. Instead of him attacking me, all the little girls who’d been buying him drinks jumped all over me. That lasted until my Marine daughter confronted them.
I never saw that fuck again there. But I’m certain those glasses are still getting him free drinks somewhere.
In certain circumstances, I can actually admire a good liar but Hockensmith, with his “Battle E Decoration for Excellent Fighting for America” is either one of the worst liars I have ever met, read about or run into in a bar … or he has been huffing airplane glue since he first got pubic hair.
I bet that Michael Thomas Hockensmith is a Dutch Rudder Gang Cocktail Aficionado.
Had to think that one through for a few seconds, Infidel but when it cleared up, I got myself a real good laugh!
Thankyuhverymuch!!!
Facebook page is wide open
I bet it sounds like this on there:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpRXeYRTbrM
“Favorite Quotes”
“No favorite quotes to show”
Three black belts in the ‘marital arts’ huh? Does he maybe mean martial arts?
I suppose he’d get a lot of practice luring in new spouses each time one figures out he’s a lying knob.
Shitbird.
The Michael Thomas Hockensmith GoFundMe campaign has been officially decommissioned.
I guess the risk of federal charges of mail fraud compared to the zero dollars he had gotten thus far was not worth the risk to him.
Oh well, maybe he’ll make it up on his website.
His GoFundMe is kaput? Gee whiz, what a coincidence and Kudos to those who left some “Buckets of Love” on it!
Wow.
I mean, just fucking wow.
The only thing this clown did in the Navy was dudes.
His pages are starting to vanish.. No more Go Fund Me, his “veterans are our heroes” page was removed, one of his Facebook pages is wiped clean and the other has “I will no longer be on Facebook” posted.. Think he got the message.