The nightmare scenario- a gun wielding thug has you cold, and you are without defensive weapons. What do you do? Fortunately, our very own Master Chief has come through for his TAH brothers and sisters. Based on his years of extensive experience at Homeland Security, here’s some techniques that may, well, you know.
Thank you, Master Chief. I for one hope I’ll never have to use these survival techniques.
AW1
I, for one, feel so much better prepared after watching that video. I may go for stroll on the bad side of town this evening….
🙂
I am still laughing …
Tanks Master Chief. I really, really, really needed that refresher course. Maybe I can go check the mail box by the street now.
That was a blast!
What?
Nothing about picking you nose and eating it right in front of the bad guy????
Or vomiting and farting at the same time?
Is that supposed to be Jeet Gun Do or Gun Fu? You are gonna get us featured on Bullshido.
Worth a read, but the way.
That boy’s elevator doesn’t go all the way up. Kind of like bernath.
Thanks Chief! Now all my co-workers are looking at me funny!
This is is a comedic genius, all his stuff is extremely funny.
The music makes that video.
The Video reminds me of this Indiana Jones scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3I_Ds2ytz4o
One of the greatest moments in the history of cinema.
It was ad libbed, too.
Apparently, Harrison Ford was feeling very sick and thought that this would be in character but also wouldn’t make him do a lot.
“Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless, like water.” ~ Bruce Lee
When necessary, swallow your assailant’s pistol barrel and throw him to the ground in a fluid, disarming motion. LMAO!
I had no idea Bruce Lee was also a master of Political Science.
Thanks Master Chief and AW1Ed.
With this video and the one below, I am no longer afraid to go out at night where there are fire flies flitting around, night crawlers slithering in the mud, mosquitoes swarming and those dams noisy crickets.
You, Master Chief is (are?) our hero!
(These videos might be helpful when Sister Mary Grace comes looking for my azz with her ruler for my bad grammer.) (grin)
https://youtu.be/xcGfyc17ljw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyLPh2us35g
Love the slow motion. Makes the moves much easier to master.
This guy must have trained with Instructor Earl.
https://youtu.be/450MYVGanec
Jesus, that was disturbing. Especially that last Isis guy. BRC Rocks
Earl really knows his stuff. That is some of the funniest gun pr0n I have ever seen.
No shovel fu?
The Master Chief flings a mean shovel, David. There’s a video around proving it.
You will all appreciate this use of a common kitchen ingredient in your self defense arsenal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZubL4mZ5n0