Twins Jared and Justin Serovich maybe just eight years old, but their invention the “Rip Away 1000” could save thousands of geeks, nerds and goobers from the pain and humiliation of a wedgie. MSNBC/AP reports:
Using rigged boxers and fabric fasteners to hold together some seams, Jared and Justin came up with the “Rip Away 1000,” a pair of underwear that cannot be jerked up to give its wearer a painful “wedgie.”
“When the person tries to grab you — like the bully or the person tries to give you a wedgie — they just rip away,”
Genius, sheer, unadulterated genius…
