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Some mornings I just love this site.

by IAS••69

I got up at Zero Dark Thirty to finalize this years battle plan for the War on Christmas and some prissy little gay white boy insisted on sending us an early present.

WARNING: THIS TWINKLE TOED LIBTARD USES LANGUAGE THAT MIGHT OFFEND YOU JESUS LOVING ALT RIGHT TUMPTARDS.   YOU MIGHT WANT TO PLAY THIS ALONE IN A DARK QUIET PLACE. 

 

I also noticed that Hillary finally confessed to her crimes:

In an interview over the weekend, Hillary Clinton continued to deny any wrongdoing in the various controversies she was involved with during her time as Secretary of State and the 2016 Democratic candidate, claiming her only crime was “stealing the hearts of the American people.”

The interviewer asked Clinton if she was guilty of any of the myriad accusations against her when she admitted to being “100% guilty” of being America’s sweetheart.

“If being an extremely likable person beloved by every true American is a crime, then lock me up!” she said, laughing. “I’m guilty on all counts! Put me away for years! Throw me in the dungeon and toss the key in the garbage!”

She also confessed to lesser crimes of being “a woman of the people” and “extremely relatable.”

“I can’t help it if I’m just really good at connecting with the common man, who may only own two or three modest homes and wear suits worth less than $1,000,” she said. “I’m just that really down-to-earth kind of person, and you can’t blame me for that. It’s just who I am, fam!”

You people need to be more understanding and compassionate.  Apparently,  you just don’t understand anything.  Try to play nice.

 

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69 thoughts on “Some mornings I just love this site.”

  1. So … who is the tard in the recorded message? All the names he calls me as well as the accusations, it’s almost as if he knows me personally. He was possibly right about one thing, tho, WASPs in America are being out-populated by other groups who have higher birth rates. Doesn’t bother me … I’ll be dead. I do hope, though, that the national cemetery where my ass is parked is well maintained. I’m almost glad I don’t have any grandchildren.

      1. I’m offended also by his WASP comment.
        I’m a “Dickweed” and proud of it! (smile)

        This guy’s favorite Christmas song is probably the one that has the verse….
        “now we don our gay apparel….”
        (not there’s anything wrong with that) /s

        1. Undoubtedly. He is one foul mouthed little mangina-boi. He should go into mommy’s basement and suck start a 12 guage since he has such an unhappy life. Query: Is that suggesting “self-murder,” as our favorite self-murder victim would say. (Clarification: Lawn Dart Danny was likely a victim of his own incompetence in aviation)

  3. Nice command of one word. I only made it to about one minute… it was amusing that his speech patterns are 100% white middle class. Let’s just say he probably is not living up to Mommy and Daddy’s expectations.

    1. “white middle class”

      Concur. I was on the edge of my seat awaiting a loud bang follwed by gurgling sounds during the long pause before he hung up.

  4. Okay, wait…those “quotes” from Hildabeast were made up, right? I mean, she can’t really be *that* delusional, can she?

    I hope she dies in a fire…

    Oh, and as for the self-hating white dumbass in the recording- srsly, dude? Really?

    1. Oh, yeah: That’s from a satire news site “The Babylon Bee”.

      I was reading a BBC article on the Fake News trend, and it appears most of it originally came from one man (a liberal). He started the trend before the 2016 election in order to troll conservatives and then call them out for ‘being stupid and gullible’.. I think it backfired on him, but he is too smug to admit it and still takes delight in inventing stories to see how many conservatives or racists he can Dox.

      Story is here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/the_godfather_of_fake_news

      1. And the great part is that if you block and copy the line (“If being an extremely likable person beloved by every true American is a crime, then lock me up!” she said, laughing.) into your browser, the FIRST HIT is not the Babylon Bee, it’s TAH.

      2. Shhh…don’t tell these MAGA crazed loons around here that Fake News is real. Those are not drums you hear beating in the distance … those are thumps you hear.

      3. “…and it appears most of it originally came from one man (a liberal). He started the trend before the 2016 election…”

        Karl Marx unavailable for comment.

      1. Just saw your cmt. In the Mid-Week Open Thread I mentioned that their kick-off in Toronto fell about 17000 seats short of filling the 19000 seat arena. I guess Canadians don’t like being played for saps either.

        1. I guess Canadians don’t like being played for saps either.

          Dunno about that, 2/17. They elected Trudeau the Lesser, didn’t they?

  5. And just think, most of us served to preserve his right to be an idiotic douche bag. Kinda makes ya proud, don’t it? /s/ Dip shit waste of oxygen. Wonder if he hates himself as much as he hates others? Wonder if he realizes when minorities rise against “whitey” he’ll be one of the ones robbed, beaten, and burned out? Wonder if he realizes how “whitey” has done more to advance modern civilization than all the other races combined? Wonder if he could just STFU and/or ESAD?
    I am concerned for my Grand Children. I do wonder what kind of world they will have when they are are ages.

    2. ” most of us served to preserve his right to be an idiotic douche bag.”

      It proves the truth of that old adage, “No good deed goes unpunished”.

  6. Well, I cant confirm that I am going to commit “not living”. However, that love message does have me close to dying of laughter. Poor guy, not having anyone to love close to the holidays.

    1. “Poor guy, not having anyone to love close to the holidays.”

      Don’t worry, he has several pair of socks. Mommy probably washes them for him.

  7. Sounds like some kid in moms basement.
    He’s pissed at people. Especially dad for leaving him and mom even though she got the house and the 401K. When he turns 21 there will be no trust fund because mom settled for the house instead. She can turn a nice profit on the house and leave junior to fend for himself.
    He got used by both parents and now he is pissed.
    Daddy was a shitbag draft dodger and that is why he hates TAH.
    Your research may show different results.

    1. That one about put the coffee into the already filled sinuses. Dave’s a lot of things, but I’m fairly certain “dumb fucking Christian” didn’t make the list!

  9. For an intelligent fellow, as he claims to be, he sure does seem to portray a mastery of the English language on that recording. Nice repetition on the expletives there.

  10. He lashes out at men because deep down in his hollow little chest, he knows he’ll never be one.

    Yawn, son. Yawn. Does my existence piss you off? Good. Because that means my life has actually had an impact, something you’ll never have to worry about having made.

    Oh, and go suck start a cannon.

        1. And the cow isn’t giving any milk what with Uncle-Daddy standing behind her with a step ladder.

  12. That shit was so funny I had to close my office door.

    That sad little twerp wasting his time thinking anyone cares at all what he has to say just made me smile. Does he honestly think I’m going to sit back and think about how righteous he is? He’s just another fucking whiner parasite who never contributed a dime beyond his minimum wage no skill labor.

    I know more than a few of these useless jagoffs who think they should be paid lots of money for being superior to the rest of us knuckle dragging mouthbreathers but he can’t sell his amazing skill set to anyone because it’s not worth acquiring by any employer.

    It’s quite fun knowing I get to live rent free in his sad little mind.

    1. Nobody cares? Why the post with 50+ comments?

      I read some of his comments and understand his frustration. He posited a very faithful and diligent argument from a left of center view. Unfortunately his failure is in the foundation of the basic illogic of his leftist arguments. It is that point that all leftists miss.

      1. “Nobody cares? Why the post with 50+ comments?”

        There could be 500 comments and still no one actually cares.

        It just made me laugh to hear him ranting all pissed off and I enjoy sharing that view with the folks here.

        We are in agreement that the basic illogical nature of the positions expressed during the rant are lost on him and those who share his opinions.

        Although as I consider it, perhaps you are right that we do care a bit because we share the nation with these people and they are so fundamentally lost in their world view that we should care even more that these people vote and reproduce.

  13. Your comments from you sourpusses are forcing me to ask: should I listen to that drivel from a sniveling draft-dodging whiny-assed mouth breather?

    Or should I just go shovel snow again and be glad I live where people can express themselves freely without fear of being burned at the stake?

    While you’re sorting that out, Dave never calls, never writes. No gravy for you, Fella!

    2. Hey Ex-PH2, just a shout out to you to thank you for posting the link to the Lehman website a week or so ago.

      I just received their catalog. Awesome stuff!

  15. Gee Whiz…

    Was that the BEST that Man-Child could do?

    Phhhttttt….Amateur…

    “Am·A·Teur”

    Noun: A person considered contemptibly inept at a particular activity.

    Synonyms: Bungler,Incompetent, Bumbler

  16. I’m going to post this just because of the kind of guy I am, generous, thoughtful, caring.
    Self Loathing pussy boy, this is for you.
    I hope you come here and take some notes and broaden your horizons

    (Disclaimer: In this instance, I an suspending the usual TAH Roberts Rules of Order for the benefit of Dave’s Caller….Consider me “MOTHERFUCKING SANTA” here’s your CHRISTMAS Gift…girly ass, ball licking rectum tonguer…

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    you’re as useful as Anne Frank’s Drum Set, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, Knobgobble, prancing pony penis puffer, Likes to turn his mouth into a day care center with guys baby gravy behind the local truck stop, I hope his rectum is popped so hard, he will achieve liftoff on Mr. Tiny’s launch pad, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, You are so full of shit, your ears stink, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, as popular as an SBD fart in church on a packed house Sunday, you should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, putrid barrel of fermenting manatee prostatic fluid, prodigious jenkem huffer, You’re a dirty coffee mug on a Monday morning filled to the brim with steaming frothy panther piss, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, lintlicker, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) , Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, manpleaser, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, People like this make me wanna hatefuck a dumpster, on fire and then give sloppy seconds to a menstruating porcupine , Shit-Slot Cosmonaut, Proper Daft Cunt, you thought you had a hair on your dick until it peed, zombies would take one look at you and walk the other direction, Do you know who has more friends and is more popular than you? The Shit Pool at Kandahar Airfield Afghanistan, he has less brains than a bony eared assfish if he thought he would continue to get away with his bullshit, Fair suck of the sav, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, he is just a rock with lips rocking the dick head look, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, He looks like the kind of guy that really needs to take a bath…with a toaster. baby cave, analconda, Grade A chode yodeler, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, You look like you were conceived through anal, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, you were born after your Dad cream-pied her asshole then finger fucked her vagina, your “heroic “ career is less believable than UFOs, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster, you are the poster child for ED, when I want to terrorize my children, I tell YOU are under their bed, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid, nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing Turbo knob vacuum of a meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains,

    1. a black hole would spit you out, the founding fathers said all men are created equal….except for you, you make scientists contemplate the possibility that there’s a negative IQ number, if you an 2 other guys ran a race together, you’d come in fourth, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, You make PTSD/TBI look like a state fair, a 3 ring circus and Disneyland all rolled into one, likes to gargle with a mouthful of unborn crib midgets, He can shit and fall in it as far as I am concerned(This one is for the Ladies and Medical Staff) this prancing fairy is about as popular as a failed Episiotomy with a 4th degree perineal tear, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’d piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, intergalactic cunt muffin, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Deputy executive assistant jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, stugatz, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Bellicose ball gnashing raper of babies with rabies, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, fudgepacker, turbo douche & enema nozzle, mental midget, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, 100 retarded monkeys could jerk off in a stagnant swamp and generate a better life form than you, You are about as useful as a knitted condom, if I had the taste of you in my mouth, I’d lick the taint of a dead rotting water buffalo in the Vietnamese jungle just to get the taste out, just to fix your shit, you could make a Jew deny the Holocaust, you are the reason Jesus can’t play peek-a-boo, he has holes in his hands, you are a 0 EPR/OPR, you are worse than a Dishonorable Discharge….from your Mom’s vagina, Massive, back alley, bucket of schlong fuck juice, cockalorum cum-guzzling gutter slut, Dalton Coldiron’s bunny-butt buddy atomic sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Jackanape, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, you’re such an embarrassment to your family and your father is so ashamed of you, he’d refuse a free blowjob out of fear of further spilling his seed, you suck so bad, AIDS and Cancer have nightmares about you, your shit is about as funny as Anne Frank, Helen Keller and Terri Schiavo having an orgy in the showers at Auschwitz, you suck so bad, puppies, kittens and babies hate you, you are so loathsome, the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches, Gandhi would ass rape you for giggles, you are about as welcome as a yeast infection, hemorrhoids, gonorrhea, syphilis, chlamydia, genital wards and herpes, you’re one of the reasons Trump is President, you make God want a do-over, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, pillock, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby,Rear Admiral of the Butt Piracy, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it,
      may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, deep sea crotch lobster, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee Ermey, R.I.P. ) , TOTALLY a retarded, soul patch ball dusting, burn pit of worthlessness, you know the old saying “don’t throw the baby out with the bath water?” You would be the exception, he can go fuck a hill of dildos, you’re so fugly, you could make the Sun go down and not want to come up again, you make people that know you, want ass cancer, you make Hillary Clinton’s vagina look attractive, should be blowing everyone in cell block D and taking it up the ass, simultaneously from everyone in cell block C, You fucking LAND WALRUS, shit snorting stain on Hillary Clinton’s yeast infected kootchie covers, you’re lucky we don’t dress you up in drag, drop your ass off somewhere in the Middle East and let an entire battalion of ISIS soldiers and supporters butt rape you until you’re turned inside out, remember that story in the news a while back about a guy that was arrested for fucking his girlfriend’s dog that had been dead for a few days, in front of a daycare center? Yeah, you’re worse than that guy, you make child rape and crib death seem funny, you are such a fuckgasim, you’d leave Don Rickles speechless, you could make Goodwill, the Salvation Army and the Red Cross give you the finger, You make your own Mother cry on Mother’s Day, you’re the reason proctologists are a thing, seeing you frolicking around in all your finery makes me understand why Abba wrote the song Dancing Queen, I’d rather watch AFRTS than see this guy’s shit on the Internet, if you were a planet, you’d be Uranus, YOU are the reason monkeys throw poop, you stupid toilet mint licker, Hitler wishes he had you as a mentor because now he feels like a failure, Ball Basting Boy Wondor, What an oily little meatgazer, planetary level atomic flaming douchebag, Santorium, lying shitbag wanna-be fucknozzle cleaner, Impacted breaching turtle head, Rumpleforeskin, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Mr. Men’s Room Wide Stance toe tappingglory hole hero, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, YOU’RE THE REASON ALIENS COME TO EARTH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STICK THINGS UP OUR ASSES BECAUSE EVEN ADVANCED CIVILIZATIONS CAN’T FIGURE YOUR SHIT OUT, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, I heard you were created via frozen embryo, you must have thawed, what’s gross, a truckload of dead babies, what’s grosser than gross, a truckload of dead babies with a live one in the middle trying to eat its way out, what is more disgusting than that? You, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed slimy toadstool on a Swamp Donkey turd, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, needle dick buttfucker, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Fiction-flinging Richard Gere’s Ass Gerbil Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, you lying sack of mosquito, Siberian and of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, You couldn’t make a point if someone gave you a pencil sharpener, should be pounded in the poop hole with a turret of a M1 Abrams, and then fired a WP round therein, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.
      If any of this offends you, I’m sorry. If something here *doesn’t* offend you, I’m not trying hard enough!
      We now include the NEW & IMPROVED
      OFFICIAL TAH BINGO CARD®™
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      FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
      Can I get an AMEN?! (Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
      Here endeth the lesson.

      2. Chip:

        Do you see now why I called that Man-Child an Amateur…he needs to learn from PROs…

        😉

        1. Don’t forget, and a reminder to all, I only started this when it was like two paragraphs, I interneted a bunch, remembered some and thought of some on the daily commutes, but, most of all, a LOT of this came from all of you and you know which ones are your babies.

          Please continue to try to poke me in any of the threads to let me know if you have any additions, just throw them under my posts and I hope I’ll see your replies.
          If you don’t see a response to your suggestions or for a request and seconds etc, to drop the           The Continent of Insults®™ on any individual, please poke me anywhere yo see me comment and direct me to your post.

          THANKS!!

          1. All Hail All Hail The Continent of Insults. It has been missed. A most approby place for it to show back up. Thanks ChipNASA!

  17. I really got a kick out of the picture of Kommando Kevin water boarding the Christmas elf. Funny stuff.

    Then imagine my surprise, a “guest” audio recording to complete my jolliness.

    Happy Days are here again!

  18. He sounds like some self-loathing candyassed booger-eating snowflake from UC Berzerkely who would never have the balls to say any of that to someone’s face.

  19. One positive thing is he and his boyfriend(s) will never reproduce no matter how long the “train” gets.

  20. My chuckle came from contrasting the many excellent and knowledgeable comments on the computer modelling thread with this potty mouth’s depiction of the folks of TAH. With thanks to Chip for the wall of insults. Having battled anti-nuclear types in public, it was drummed into me to not be derogatory in a public forum, but boy do I enjoy it when someone does it to someone who deserves it.

  21. I’m sure the sperm sodden little butt queef is reading every word posted here and about to pop a blood vessel. He’s so angry that he won’t even touch the hot pockets mommy made for him. Who knew that trying to be an internet badass would be so hard? Speaking of hard, Bubba will be visiting him shortly for a little “afternoon delight.” Little butt queef wants us to kill ourselves because he’s too cowardly to attack us himself. But what does one expect from a sissy boi who shouts profanities from mommy’s basement?

  22. Am not white, right wing or a redneck… wow dude. Shooting mouth off and not even knowing your back drop. If I had not spent time in the Peoples Communist Republic of Kommiefornia if take offense. But shooting you mouth from your well to do sisters house is too Damn funny.

  24. Man. This is killin’ me. For some reason, I can’t get the audio. I get the striped line. The speaker is on. Nothing. Hep me.

    1. You really haven’t missed much, unless you haven’t heard enough f-bombs this week.

      As to the other issue – when that happened to me a while back, the function key (F11 on this Toshiba laptop) had accidently been pressed. Not likely your issue or you would have noticed the “X” over the speaker symbol on your screen. Or something.

  25. I get the sense that this oddball was trying to make a point here.

    We may get outbred, but this fool is definitely inbred. By my mere existence, I seem to make him absolutely crazy, and I am very happy about that.

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