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Donald Allan Stilton; Fake Navy SEAL and mystery veteran.

by IAS••76

Our friends over at militaryphony.com sent us their case on Donald Allan Stilton.

It looks like he is trying to claim he was Navyish kinda.  Not sure what all that award salad is supposed to mean.  Of course he has the hat.

Wait, maybe his is Armyish.

A couple of real Navy SEALs at militaryphony.com were asked about him, but unlike Cheers…nobody knows his name.

All we can report is the SEAL database has no record of him and the Navy said they never heard of him either.

FACEBOOK ACCOUNT https://www.facebook.com/donald.stilton?hc_location=ufi

FACEBOOK ACCOUNT 2 https://www.facebook.com/donald.stilton.16?hc_location=ufi

 

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76 thoughts on “Donald Allan Stilton; Fake Navy SEAL and mystery veteran.”

  1. Oh….you poor child; you are beyond a special kinda stupid.

    You blew past potato…..you went straight to retard Jell-O.

  3. Looks like he’s hiding in his closet to take that first selfie. Too embarrassed to even get someone else he knows to take a picture in his costume.

  4. Sure is wearing a lot of Army decorations for an ex-Navy guy. Why, that alone might cause someone to think he was faking it. (smile)

    1. I wont dig too far into that aborted fruit salad of ribbons….but I do believe I see an MFO ribbon; He must have served on one of those special sand crawling stealth destroyers I never keep hearing about.

      1. Those sand crawling stealth destroyers are currently located on the planet of Arrakis.

        You can rent one to go fight the Sandworms for $150/day, with a Fremen guide along for the trip.

      2. One of those ribbons looks like the one my late Uncle Harry was awarded when his Horse (4 legged) Cav. unit relieved Gen. Pershing down Mexico way.

  5. DONALD ALLAN STILTON is a sooper seekrit skwirl butt sniper… and a Stolen Valor assclown.

  7. A closet selfie vs. a bathroom selfie. That’s original.

    At least he has that going for him.

    1. At least he had enough sense to make sure there wasn’t a 14″ dildo in the background.

          1. My favorite is that first review; uses it for exercising and as a shower handle. God knows what else, now that’s a handy tool.😈🤪

  8. Note to self: It’s hard to look badass when you have the wife’s unmentionables behind you.

      1. I am thinking those lady clothes are his. He uses them for one of his other dress-up personas. He is likely a fan-boi of Ru Paul.

        1. That explains the need for bling.
          I’ll bet he has some cute earrings in a pretty box on the dresser.

  9. It could just be a lousy pic, but the Trident he’s wearing in the first pic looks to be silver, not gold.

    US Navy stopped using the silver (enlisted) Trident in 1970, at which point all Special Warfare Operators were issued gold. Though you can find silver reproductions in Army/Navy stores.

    Did he actually think an officer wears a silver Trident??

  11. Stilton, the moldiest cheese on the planet. Stronger smell than Roquefort, but pairs well with any dessert wine or pudding wine – Sauterne, Gewurztraminer, Muscat.

    Not only is he a cheesy sort of twit, his best presentation probably IS dessert – boxed chocolate pudding.

  12. JACK REACHER: Show me the dossier of who we’re dealing with.

    HANDLER: Stilton. Badest of the bad. Take a close look at that photo. Eyes like a shark. No life in them. They’re the last thing that a lot of men saw.

    JACK REACHER: Is that a corset in the background?

    HANDLER: Bustiere.

  13. If you all want some reading entertainment, simply type in his full name with New Jersey and/or Florida on your Search engines.

    There is so much info on him, too much to share here.

    Looks as if he is may be a convicted Felon.

    Evidently, he homestead with the New Jersey prison system…and even while incarcerated, generated several lawsuits for his civil rights.

    This one is funny, because he sued his Ex for his Navy collection:

    https://law.justia.com/cases/new-jersey/appellate-division-unpublished/2007/a1877-06-opn.html

    This one is funnier (someone was P.O. at him)..

    http://modiver.tripod.com/Stilton/stilton.html

    One messed up Dude.

    1. Nothing says I am a legit Navy SEAL like, “I sued my ex-wife to get my M&M collection back.”

    2. “I haven’t snapped yet. Oh you’ll know when I snap . . . .”

      Been eleven years. He may have snapped.

      1. Stitching holding those shirt buttons on are the only thing I’d worry about Stilton snapping.

  14. I have no words……..oh, yeah….DICK. What I the hell is wrong with this guy? Seriously. Doesn’t look like the usually POS poser. Looks….special?? Surprised he isn’t wearing a Viking helmet.

  16. I can understand no USAF fakeridity. Come to think of it, AF phonies are pretty damn rare. But what grudge does he bear against the USMC?

    1. Looks like an AF specialty badge on there. Plus, with that collection of bling odds are there is something representing each branch of service.

  18. What in the ever loving fuck?

    Did he just walk into a surplus store and say, “Okay!”

    1. Looks like he’s wearing some kind of LEO uniform. Also one that has EMS on the collar.

      Neither of which, I”m certain, he is qualified for.

      Fake FAT FUCK.

    2. Looks like he is wearing a twin pack of tanks. Normally used for long dives, not necessarily for deep dive unless decompression stops are going to be necessary for a planned deep dive. This POSER likely did it for show….after a ten ft. dive. Damn, he reminds me me so much of Lloyd Bridges. Stilton is the missing link for the Village People. He’d fit right in going down on the other characters.

      1. Jarhead; interesting that you mention Lloyd Bridges. I actually thought that he was a Navy UDT Frogman from watching Seahunt on Saturday nights then found out he was never in the service and his younger days found him being a member of the Communist Party which he got out of.

        1. Damn Jeff….Here I am at this age and have to deal with losing another hero from the old days. Used to think R I P Lloyd Bridges. Now all I can say is “Where’s your grave you Commie fake military POS! I’m looking for a place to take a leak.” Back in the day, when his show was coming on, I used to sit back in my Lazy Boy, britches unzipped, and a bottle of scotch opened next to me, saying, “This is gonna be good.” Assuming he was a Navy UDT Frogman, the antagonist was always the oversized octopus or giant man-eating clam. Sometimes I liked to have crapped in my britches when the enemy would cut his double line regulator causing a continuous flow of bubbles. I just knew he was going to drown without air. Finally came to know one side could be cut while the other still delivered air. That alone should have told me he was a Commie.
          One more loss like that is my limit. Please do not tell me about Roy Rogers or Howdy Doody.

        2. Lloyd Bridges was one of the founding members of the Actor Laboratoty Theater in California. It was an acting school that supported troops during WWII. They (as others to including Lucille Ball) were accused of Communism during the Red Scare of the early 1950s. Audie Murphy, Lee J. Cobb and Marilyn Monroe attended that school:

          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Actors%27_Laboratory_Theatre

          1. Another Pat; When I googled his Bio, no mention of Coast Guard Aux. The reason for looking up his bio was that I received an email with pics of all the Hollywood actors whom served in WW2 and not seeing Lloyd’s pic or name in the list, I decided to google his bio. These were the Greatest Generation who served our Country unlike most of the hollyweird actors. So I should have researched it a little more.

    3. OK, I’m NO expert on diving gear, but that short tank on his right side looks like some kind of “recycling” tank – maybe? And why no neoprene head cover???

      If he has qualified as a free diver, fine. More power to him. I have no issues with that. But it does NOT make him a navy SEAL. Period.

  25. Rack looks mostly or all Army, there may be an NCOES Ribbon on the bottom row.. The BS continues so frequently, I don’t understand how anyone can deal with it. It infuriates me.I worry about some of the good people blowing a gasket.

    John

  29. Donald Allan Stilton is a phony Navy SEAL, a phony Purple Heart recipient, a phony war veteran, a phony officer, a phony Navy veteran, and a phony Army veteran… For Google posterity.

    2. I’m sorry…I could not read that last post.

      Did you say that:

      Donald Allan Stilton is a phony Navy SEAL?
      Donald Allan Stilton is a phony Purple Heart recipient?
      Donald Allan Stilton is a phony war veteran?
      Donald Allan Stilton is a phony officer?
      Donald Allan Stilton is a phony Navy veteran?
      Donald Allan Stilton is a phony Army veteran?

      Just checking!

  30. I copy that Donald Allan Stilton is a phony Navy SEAL, a phony Purple Heart recipient, a phony war veteran, a phony police officer, a phony Navy Veteran, and a phony Army Veteran. Another Google Hit. Further understand that his m&m collection was worth more to his ex than he was worth to her, and that he is not worth the typewriter ink needed to deploy The Continent of InsultsTM.

  31. Picture above shows him holding about 15 pound fish. Maybe it’s his therapy and comfort fish for his imaginary PTSD. Every faker in uniform has the PTSD. They get it from thinking that they MIGHT have served. Love the USN collar devices and U.S Navy pocket tag. That spells legit. I gotta get me a fish. I need comfort after reading about this toad. Imagine walking around with a carp under your arm.

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