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Manning fails in Senate primary bid

by Jonn Lilyea••82

According to Fox News, the criminal formerly known as Bradley Manning failed in his bid for the Maryland seat in the US Senate, beaten by the incumbent, Ben Cardin.

Manning’s rhetoric was incendiary throughout the campaign. In January, she called Immigration and Customs Enforcement “literally the new gestapo.” She has called for abolishing both ICE and the presidency itself.

Another plank in Manning’s platform was to throw open the prison doors and release all of the criminals. Not surprising at all coming from a criminal.

In recent weeks, though, Manning seemed resigned to defeat, tweeting: “we can’t expect any change thru the upcoming elections – the primaries are rigged.” Her campaign was trailing significantly in the polls, and had raised relatively little money.

Yeah, the primaries are rigged against convicted spies.

Someone should keep Manning away from ledges.

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82 thoughts on “Manning fails in Senate primary bid”

    1. Doesn’t matter. You could give manning a loaded gun and tell him that you’d give his family a million dollars if he pulls the trigger on himself, or even give that money to LBGT groups. He wouldn’t do it.

      Attempts to commit suicide are just attempts to remain relevant.

      2. Actually MSG Eric, what he did was a gesture not an attempt. An attempt is when someone foils your attempt. A gesture is to get attention and always has the person calling to get help or foiling it on their own. Manning, like the little punk he is, was just attention seeking, like you said.

        1. i was also in charlie co 2/8 69-70 a medic charlie co. is having a reunion in branson sept 6th 2018 i would like to hear from captains joe gesker and george hobson …i may know some of the guys you know or remember..

    1. Read that the final count gave Manning roughly 5% of the Democrat primary votes.

  3. Hey Manning,
    Sorry about your consistent failures. Maybe shopping therapy is in order. Go buy yourself some nice high heals, a cocktail dress, get your hair and makeup on point… then finish what you started.
    Just don’t hit anyone on the way down.
    Thanks,
    Roh-Dog

    1. It’s an outrage that the voters in the People’s Republic of Maryland didn’t vote for her. After all, they had a perfect opportunity to put s/him in office since he represents one of the protected class of people that progtards gnash their teeth over.

      /end sarc/

    1. Good question… He always was, and always will be HE… He can legally change his name to Chelsea, and I’m fine with calling him that, though it is a very strange name for a dude…

      1. We here, by and large, use she for a male in a disparaging way. The Left, including, of course, media, use it for pc delivery.

      2. But not for one who is a sissified, communist, traitor, I suppose.

        For those who insist on calling him a “she” my question is this:
        Were he to get in a motorcycle incident and become a smear of gore on 100 yards pavement, what would the DNA say the sex of the individual was?
        Or if some archeologist came upon his skeletal remains sometime in the way distant future, what conclusion would they come to when they declared the sex of the person to whom the remains belong?

        Science is a real bitch when you are insisting that you are something your are not.

        1. Agreed. I have no beef if someone wants to swing the other way. I couldn’t care less.

          But don’t try to suck ME into their delusions. Just because someone thinks they are actually a girl does not make it true to everyone else. I’m sure there is some 300 pound schizo dude out there that thinks he’s Queen Elizabeth. That doesn’t mean everyone has to call him “Your Majesty” and cart his ass around in a Rolls Royce.

          Gender Dysphoria is a mental disorder. They deserve all the treatment and sympathy as any other non-violent nutcase gets, but don’t try to normalize it or tell me that it’s all OK and that I’m the one that’s wrong. That’s some serious Orwellian ‘thought crime’ B.S. right there.

          1. Yes, Manning is mentally disordered. Transgenders and homosexuals have much higher rates of mental illness, including suicide attempts, which leads me to believe he wasn’t necessarily just “acting out” when he stood on that ledge.

          1. Who was it here who said “If I had a buck for every gender, I’d have $2 and a stack of counterfeits?”

  7. Awwwww Chelsea manning, the seriously disturbed little “man” failed again… is there anything he can be successful at? For those of you that live in, or travel through Maryland, be careful when walking by tall buildings…

    1. He needs to aim for the dumpster, the next morning the trash truck can the haul him to his final reward.

    2. Not going to have too many other options when you’re too far bats%#t crazy leftwing for even the People’s Republic of Maryland in a Democratic Primary.

        1. Or Chicago. Luis Gutiérrez is leaving his seat. They’ve elected that nut for 25 years, they might enjoy another type of nut.

    3. I bet he would be successful if he got a job in a jewelry store…..cleaning bird crap out of cuckoo clocks! 😉

  8. Well, that’s that then. Failure, have I ever offended thee? “No, never,” says Manngirl. As for the ledges, that last one was rather silly. So was the one before that and the one before that. Next one is a St Joseph’s aspirin OD. It and those like it are truly disturbed individuals.

    1. 2/17 Air Cav: Do you think it may be St Joseph’s Orange-Flavored Baby Aspirin? 😉

  9. Jonn, me thinks your item may contain a grammatical error. Should the reference “she” not be more appropriate spoken as “it” in describing this miserable sonovabitch?

  10. Well, to be fair to him, the dem party does have a recent, and well-known, history of rigging primaries. Not that they would have to, in his case.

    1. Manngirl rec’d a tad more that 70 grand from donors. There just had to be an illegality in there somewhere, say, to buy toenail polish or a new odlid.

  11. Well all righty then “Chelsea” can you please go away now? Buh-Bye, see ya never. Just go away, and stay gone. If you’re gonna end it all, just do it up right and have a back up in case the first plan fails, but don’t bother tweeting about it in advance. Trust me NOBODY CARES.

  12. Manngirl’s usefulness to the Left was supplanted by D. Hogg, another drag queen whose bulb is flickering.

  14. Nice try Brad, your time is now up. Please exit through the gift shop and have a seat over there next to Cindy Sheehan. No, not that seat. That’s David Hogg’s seat. He’ll be along shortly.

    1. Ha! This.
      Burning their 15 minutes up being mouthpieces for a dithering group of mental welterweights.
      A decade from now Hogg and Manning will be slinging hash at a truckstop (I’m not going to mention how they’ll supplement their incomes).

      2. That’s not hash they’ll be slinging in stall three of the men’s room to supplement their incomes

  16. 32K+ voted for Manning.

    Just another reason why the electoral college should never be abolished…

    1. I like to think of most of them as protest votes against Cardin. I could be wrong.

      1. Well hell, a socialist won in New York… so it is hard to determine where the party draws the line…

        1. Yeah. It’s a victory for…for…absolutely nothing. She won’t be around long and the guy she beat was a shitbag who needing gone-in’ so, for my rubles, it worked out.

  17. That photo. Whats with the tiny duffle bag?
    And why is it shiny?
    Back in the day we had canvas duck. Not shiny silk purses. And they were twice the size.
    And men were men.

  18. I was hoping Manning would win the Primary. I can’t think of a better candidate to add to the November circus train.

  19. The good side- Manning failed miserably, again.

    The bad side- Cardin will win November’s election in a walk and inflict himself on the country for another six years. Between him and Van Hollen the PDRofMD is royally screwed.

      1. Whether it’s the mayor, the police chief, or the prosecutor, no one and nothing will keep the voters there from having their incompetent, if not criminal, weasels.

  20. Any chance he’ll go away for awhile? Or will he continue to seek the limelight?

    My money’s on the latter for this POS.

    1. How do you really feel?
      This is a safe space…let it out.
      I hope he does it on Facebook live and/or sells tickets.

      1. You people are some really sick MoFo’s !!!!
        That’s why I like it here !!!
        JUMP DAMMIT JUMP YOU LITTLE FUCKBRAIN!!!!
        Anybody want to start a pool to see how big the splat will be when he does the swan dive to glory ???
        I’ll pick 9′ 8.5 inches !!!

  22. Manning’s rhetoric was incendiary throughout the campaign. In January, she called Immigration and Customs Enforcement “literally the new gestapo.” She has called for abolishing both ICE and the presidency itself.

    When someone misuses the term “literally” it literally makes my head explode.

    1. And it figuratively makes my head explode.

      Hehehehehehehehehe

      (I’m not laughing …. just calling a “he” a “he”.)

    1. I want the Pay to Not-Watch rights.

      Everybody is required to watch but you can pay me to not have to watch it. I’ll make a fortune. Bawhahahahahaha

  26. My buddy lives in MD and he said that over 32,000 people voted for manninng….

    1. It’s true. He got 5% of the Democratic vote. But it is Maryland. It’s not too surprising that 5% of the Dems in Maryland would support a traitor for public office.

  27. Can’t be a man
    can’t be a soldier
    can’t be a woman
    can’t be a Senator
    can’t even successfully suicide
    probably can’t ride a bike or
    drive a car
    probably has difficulty walking talking and chewing gum
    So what is this creature good for ?
    NOTHING..just jackshit nothing except maybe the featured speaker at a LGBTQRSTUV parade a fag convention spouting dribble or gang banged sucking another fag weener tot while being fudgepacked

    This bastard bitch needs to do the big dirt knap

    1. “ the featured speaker at a LGBTQRSTUV parade a fag convention spouting dribble or gang banged sucking another fag weener tot while being fudgepacked”

      Omg!! 😂😂

      Can I nominate this for inclusion in the Continent of Insults???

  28. “Someone should keep Manning away from ledges.”

    Bradley should take a long step off a short ledge. The only problem I can foresee is that someone will have to clean up the mess.

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  33. Our gender dysphoric, depressed, suicidal and love lorn ‘brother in arms’ did have a rather
    persuasive campaign argument when he said he would advocate for life time free prostate exams for all transgender veterans.
    CAPT Bones USN (ret)

    3. May Bradley Manning’s next Doctor appointment be for a lengthy session with a big-fingered sadistic Proctologist that has piss-poor depth perception and I wish the same on Mike Weinstein!

  34. Well, now that whatshisface didn’t get THAT job, there are a few choices left to him, as follows:

    1 – Bouncy house testing and sales
    2 – Valet parking at Hollywood parties
    3 – Busboy at greasy spoon roadside diner
    4 – Fertilizer scoop truck driver at a cattle feed lot
    5 – Snake antivenin test subject

    I’m sure that all of you have equally useful ideas for jobs that don’t require watching someone to see if he’s going to stick his fingers in the till.

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