Our partners at Military Phonies send us their work on this Robert Allen Owen fellow. He plays a Navy SEAL on social media;
But the Navy tells a different story about his career;
Based on Allen’s summary Sheet shows that he did just under 4 years of active duty in the Navy and not 12 that he claimed. He was discharged as a Seaman Recruit (SR) E-1. There is no record of him attending BUD/S, NO jump school, and NO SEAL Command. Allen was stationed on the USS John F Kennedy.
Dipshit. Has the look of someone who has to notify his neighbors, in accordance with Megan’s law, that he lives in the area.
Kinda what I was feeling. Well, at least he made it all the way to E1 in the four years he was in…
You gotta be kiddin me? This asshat a SEAL? He couldn’t even make Cub Scout! I agree, he does look like a tickle monster! Good Luck with your Google fame there asshat! You deserve all you get!
He doesn’t get gooogle fame unless we actually mention the name of Robert Allen Owen, in our comments.
You mean we actually have to say:
“Robert Allen Owen was never a Navy SEAL” in order for Robert Allen Owen to attain google fame as a Navy SEAL poser who was never a Navy SEAL.
How did I not know that?
May Robert Allen Owens, who was not a Navy SEAL, gain much google fame as “Robert Allen Owens, the phoney Navy SEAL.”
Robert Allen Owen is a fake Navy SEAL.
Robert Allen Owen is a liar.
Robert Allen Owen is a disgrace.
Welcome to your new Google fame, Bobby. The interwebs are forever,
Four year E-1 pretty much needs no comment.
But I’m sure they’ll be incoming, anyway.
*grin*
Yep.
This dude was a turd.
Lack of initiative?
Had to be told repeatedly what to do and how to do it?
That would be my guess.
The 18 months at TPU Great Mistakes is probably closer to that time in the bridge and a DD/BCD.
Discharged as a Seaman Recruit? There must be a Captain’s Mast or two involved with THAT little bit of info.
In 1979, what kind of unit was “TPU” at Great Lakes? Could it be some type of jail unit?
I believe its a “Temporary Personnel Unit” to house folks on their way out the door. Daily working party stuff like grounds maintenance, painting, etc.
Turd Plucking Underperformer?
Tickles Penetrate Underware?
Those cigarette butts aren’t going to pick themselves up.
Nor will the rocks paint or the sandbags fill themselves.
TPU = Transient Personnel Unit ??
Not Navy, so could be out in left field.
Transient Personnel Unit
“The mission of Transient Personnel Unit (TPU), Norfolk is to expeditiously process Sailors through administrative, transfer, discipline, and medical transition pipelines for commands that, because of deployment or overseas locations, cannot provide appropriate facilitation themselves.”
An 18 month visit that concludes with an E-1 discharge and zero reserve commitment after….
Your Mileage May Vary
Sounds like a true Dirtbag Collection Unit.
Must have been a real problem child – both the JFK’s and NAVSTA’s PSD types didn’t make entries on him leaving on the History of Assignments… and 18 months at TPU? Gonna guess that he was a major league dickstepper with Fractured Taint Syndrome that was into SQUEAKHOLE DORKING big time.
I’m not Navy, but sounds like he spent his entire time in the Navy chipping paint and mopping the deck. A real “high drag-no speed” performer here…
Galley or ship’s laundry are good bets, too. Lots of menial tasks to do onboard. Most folks work hard and strike for a rating, some not so much. Owen belongs to the second group.
Probably eating those paint chips
An E-1 after four years?
He sounds like Casey Ryback, Steven Seagal’s character in “Under Seige,” in that he probably had disdain for authority and perhaps even struck his commanding officer.
Nah… I’m gonna go with dirtbag.
LESS tha four years and put out as an E1? SOunds like a serious dickstepper/dirtbag with less brains to body mass than a bony eared assfish (YOU have NO hair on your ass if you don’t Google it!).
I did google it, and it describes this fucker to a tee!
Here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AdqyMEgvPw
E-1?…Shoulda been discharged through the scuppers in international waters
Aren’t there international anti-pollution laws that prohibit that? 😉
What’s the Navy equivalent of the Human Mine Detector Platoon? Human sounding weight? 😀
TPU for 5 months … he was a pot smoker!
Plus he is wearing a University of Alabama hat. Band wagon fan, that the only he could get into UA is with a ticket to a football game.
Word, bro. ROLL TIDE!
Kapaun? Any relation to Fr. Emil Kapaun?
Probably claims to be a “Roads” scholar from UA, the guy on paving projects who holds the stop/slow sign.
“Roads Scholar” = “Member of the Bucktooth County Chain Gang”
what happened to his FB page ????
I’ll post a link to this story on the USS JFK Facebook group I belong to.
See if anyone remembers this lump of whale excrement.
Wearing the hat of winners in photo……ugggggh.
I wonder if the TPU is where all those TPS reports end up?
https://abovethelaw.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Lumbergh-Office-Space.jpg
I kinda wish I could see the rest of that FB convo
Like my past comments on being shit canned from R Div. then into M Div. and finally getting into A Gang, where I finally got AJ Squared away and was asked to ship over before I got out and even made MM3. I won’t knock this Seal poser on his rating but will knock him for being a poser. I don’t mind shedding my past about being a screw up way back then either.
Congrats, Robert Allen Owen, not a Navy SEAL, but instead a crank-stepper who left the Navy as a Seaman Recruit (E-1) after almost four years of apparently extremely weak service as a deck ape. You have just been awarded second position in our TAH Friday Two-fer of Fake SEALs. Enjoy your Goooogle fame.
USS John F. Kennedy… kinda sounds like U.S. Army John F. Kennedy Special Warfare Center and School…
that must be the connection, yep, SEAL it is!
Douche Bag! Please take of that ‘Bama cap, you’re an embarrassment to the Crimson Tide Fans!