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106 thoughts on “William Bowen Gantt; phony SEAL”

    1. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

      Shack!

      (phony SEAL bling goes flying everywhere)

    2. I know I can count on IDC_SARC to acquire the target and fire when ready.

      Nicely done, and kudos!

  2. “Back during his SWCC days?” So which is it fucko, were you a SWCC or a SEAL…can’t have it both ways dickhead. Of course….i’m sure he DOES like it both ways….

    1. You see he started as SWCC crewman and was such an unbelievable badass that the SEALs said “We need guys like you.” So he got his trident in the field, under fire on his first of five tours of Iraq. Then Delta Force saw how good he was and next thing you know he’s a secret squirrel doing missions in Africa for the CIA.

      LOL

    2. No I don’t think this guy (A true class act and quite a patriot to risk his life as he has – from AIDS that is) …..i’m sure he DOES like it both ways…. I think one way only, the back door.

  3. I’m thinking the reason he took down his Facebook page may be related to the fact that selfies with black scary rifles is not compatible with felony convictions.

    Just puttin’ that out on the table.

    1. I’m guessing he is doing some house cleaning as well. ATF knocking on the door?

        1. Now even that is sanitized and locked down. The MPs were busy calling him out there as well, guess he didn’t like that much.

    3. It was ZucktheSuck’s testimony that made him take it down.
      It was far too scary for us regular Veterans and others on fakebook.
      Why can’t someone steal his info and run up a couple of hundred thousand dollars Visa’s with his name address & serial number
      ???

  4. Why do they always post obvious stock photos and claim it is them?

    Giving the finger to the Grand Canyon is classy as all get out too.

    1. Yeah.

      I never could really figure out the whole middle finger thing.

      Just another turd who should be kept away from young kids.

    2. It’s a selfie. He is flipping himself off. Even he know how much of a f* head he is. 🙂

  5. William Bowen Gantt don’t you realize that shutting down your facebook page assured even those who didn’t know, that you are a NOBODY, Not a SEAL, Not a Veteran, Nobody.

    2. And by the look of one of his Googled booking photos compared to the more recent facebook photos, those “pistol-grip ears” of his have gotten a real workout in several correctional lodging facilities.

      1. After the 10 pm lights out… there were a few burps and a few farts, but they’d eventually yell out “Night Train” and that’s how he got his nickname.

      3. Googled booking photos ???
        Put up a link, please, pretty please and pretty please with sugar on top !!!
        Those scary black rifles in his selfie are a no-no to someone with a record, that would no doubt fit this clown…

  7. Oh he didn’t get it down before I messaged him some love and everyone that had put a comment on his page got a message with the link to the MP article !

  8. “Divers do it deeper.”

    Turd burglars…. he meant turd burglars dot it deeper.

    1. Seriously, would guys remember to be kind enough to post spew alert occasionally?

      Hot tea up your nose is painful!!!

      Man, I will be SO glad when summer comes and I can switch to iced tea.

        1. Meanie!

          Oh, well, I had a chance to turn off the furnace (finally) and I did so. And that fat calico is lounging on my front steps. I guess she feels right at home.

      2. My apologies. I’m too hyper to remember spew alerts. But I’ll work on it.

        Please tell me about your summer tea. Is it sun brewed concentrated? Then poured over ice to mellow? Or machine brewed and placed in fridge?

        I’m still in search for that perfect homemade iced tea!

        Help! I will mind my manners in return.

        1. Manners minding noted, but no ‘have to’, just ‘pretty please’.

          My iced tea is made the old-fashioned way with boiling hot water poured over 2 BIG teabags, stewed for 15 minutes, then diluted in a Very Large Pitcher with water so cold it is freeze off everything you’re famous for.

          Then it’s refrigerated.

          Then I cut up lemons to squish into it.

          Then I get a large heavy glass pub mug, add ice beaten with a steel hammer, a chunk of lemon, and the tea. No umbrellas.

  10. Apparently, this turd is really good at domestic violence and drug dealing. And by “good” I mean he keeps getting caught. Pretty pathetic life when a google search turns up, #1 TAH and #2-4 arrests. What a shitbag

    1. Looks like he may be a wanted man in Florida: ABSCONDER/FUGITIVE

      http://pas.fdle.state.fl.us/pas/restricted/PAS/person/WantedPersons.jsf

      WANTED PERSON DETAILS
      Do you have information about a missing or wanted person or believe any of the information below to be inaccurate?

      Send Tip

      If you have information about a missing or wanted person, do not take action on your own! Please complete the Missing or Wanted Person Tip Form by clicking on the Send a Tip button or you may contact the reporting agency at (727) 582-6200 .

      [If you wish to report a tip without disclosing your name, you may do so.]

      Name: GANT, WILLIAM BOWEN
      Nicknames:
      Aliases: GANTT, WILLIAM BOWEN
      Offense: Probation Violation
      Reporting Agency: PINELLAS CO SO
      Agency Case #: 1409955CFANO – 1
      Date of Warrant: 05/14/2015
      Warrant #: 1409955CFANO1
      Date of Birth: 11/22/1968
      Race: WHITE
      Sex: MALE
      Height: 6′ 00″
      Weight: 190
      Hair Color: BLOND OR STRAWBERRY
      Eye Color: BLUE
      Scars, Marks, Tattoos: TATTOO, ARM, RIGHT; TATTOO, ARM, LEFT; TATTOO, BACK
      Occupation:
      Last Known Address City and State:

      1. Hair color??? He’s bald!!!

        Except for that facial dust mop, no head hair. They need to fix that.

      2. He has 3 encounters with LE in Arizona since the Warrant was filed. I guess he is not worth the effort for Florida to go get him.

        1. Please, we don’t want or need this asshat in Florida. Jeez, we have enough of these idiots. Kinda nice though, this guy has dicked up his life so well it leaves little for the rest of us to do…….stand down.

  11. Damn. I was wrong again. As soon as I saw that bottom pick I thought, “Joisey shore, he’s a Joisey boy.” Nope. AZ. Is there an ocean in rizona?

      1. when I was a kid here, I would ask my mom why the river had water in it. This was during the “monsoon” season. To this day, even though I’ve been around a lot of places on this planet, it still amazes me when I see water flowing in a river for more than a day.

        I guess I’m easily amused:)

        1. In my younger years I thought all rivers had to flow from the N to the S, as if following the force of gravity, with N being up and S being down or some such foolishness.

          The mind is a terrible thing.

          1. When I was stationed at NAS Cecil Field; one of the jokes in my squadron was Why does the St John’s River flow North?

            Because Georgia sucks…there is a large contingent of both Florida and Georgia football fans in the JAX area.

            1. Lawrence KS, home to KU is downstream from Manhattan KS on the Kaw River, thus grafitti at K State that says “Flush twice, KU needs the water”.

          2. Some of the flat-Earthers use this as “logic” to explain why the Earth is flat.

            I wish I was kidding.

        2. There’s enough water in the San Pedro to drown this skinny little poser. Just don’t disturb the Beavers.

          And it flows S to N 😎

  12. Looking at his stuff over at the other site, looks like WILLIAM BOWEN GANTT has extensive has extensive service at the BTJT Deli (Home of the WORLD-FAMOUS Cockmeat Sammich) “servicing” the clientele.

    COCKSUCKING ASSCLOWN

  13. He looks like a fucking moron, the SEALS I know are smart guys who might be a bit wild from time to time but they’re not fucking morons.

    2. He looks like the guy that dresses up in leotards, snake skin vest and cowboy bling on a corner in Tombstone. Will check it out next time I go.

  15. Well, do we all agree that this individual is:

    1 – an idiot
    2 – not a veteran
    3 – not a veterinarian (no matter how he approaches sheep)
    4 – bald as an egg
    5 – not real bright
    6 – dumber than a box of pancake mix in a flood
    7 – probably scares dogs and children
    8 – has an unfortunate past history
    9 – got caught pants down
    10- not real bright

    2. He had his pants down to earn enough gas money to return from the Grand Canyon after flipping it off

    3. 11. Likely the proud owner of a windowless white van with “ise creem” hastily spray painted on the side.

      1. WHich he lives in down by the river when he’s not an Assistant Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance in Rear).

      1. Bright? More like Mr. Dim Bulb

        Hell, he’s Full Retard Past Rutabaga (H/T to API)

        The Whiz Wheel says that he deserves this Purple 4 score:

        William Bowen “Night Train” Gantt 54×8 = 432

  21. Probably shouldn’t be allowed to have anything to do with clown uniforms or the entertainment of children.

    Hey, hero, how about regaling us with stories of your heroism. You are a SEAL hero, aren’t you? If you have time later, check yourself out in Google. It’s amazing how quickly stories can find their way from TAH to Google.

    1. He looks like he was shot through the Ugly Forest and hit every tree on his way through.

        1. HEY, now!!!! I lived in Kingman for a decade or so. Survived the FBI invasion of ’95, even. Attractiveness quotient probably went down just from my departure.

      4. Don’t forget about his special corner on Miracle Mile. and Fairview next to the cemetery

        😂. 🤣. 😅.

  23. William Bowen Gantt…..I dub thee, “Willy pecker gnat”.

    Enjoy your newfound fame, crotch lobster.

  24. “IRAQ–If you haven’t been there, keep your mouth shut.”

    Too bad this egghead motherfucker can’t follow his own advice.

    Better hope those “rifles” are Airsoft, shitbag.

  25. As mentioned by others, I hope those rifles he’s holding are real; he needs to do do some heavy time in a feddy pound-ass prison…

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