Our partners at Guardians of the Green Beret share their work on this fellow Gilbert Rainault, who also goes by the name Tim Gibson. He pretended to a special forces soldier and weaseled some big money out of an investor, when she confronted him, he took the money and ran….for ten days before he was arrested in a motel parking lot by authorities in Colorado;
The only thing special about Rainault is the number of arrests and his criminal history, the details of which are at the Guardians’ link above. He has not one minute of military service;
Phony Green Beret in the house! Welcome to the party, pal!
He’s a little late after the SEALS recently built up a crushing lead over Army, but he sure did go for extra points with the extent of his scamming phoniness.
WTF is that around his neck group?
Goiter?
It’s his right nut. Someone once kicked him very hard.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Good thing I wasn’t drinking coffee!
Good one, Air Cav.
+ 10…..I fell off my chair laughing…
Could be his left; there might have been some tumbling action.
An extra grab handle for Bubba & Thor.
It’s an alien probe.
An alien laid an egg in his neck with a long proboscis. Soon, it will hatch. I’m sure it will be excruciating… for the alien.
Looks like a tuh…tuh…tuh…toomah!
Nice Conroy reference, Santini.
That poor goiter has a poser attached.
He is saving up a carbuncle to audition for one of those zit popping videos on Youtube.
Extra chin maybe?
It’s one of Bradley Mannings leftover testicles.
Atomic Cocksucker.
Thermonuclear Cocksucker…
Transwarp Cocksucker…
Ya gotta be very special to get multiple names, right? Oh. Maybe not THAT kinda special…
I am surprised he ran to a hotel room in Colorado and not Florida.
Maybe All-Points Logistics has opened a new facility there?
According to the info at the link, he’s had some “legal” problems in Florida…
Mr. “Tiny” misses him so much…
OH NO, not Florida again.
He claimed a TBI, too. That must explain why his head looks somewhat lopsided.
Tracheal Ball(s) Injury.
They probably bruised his trachea as he was working the throttle.
Taint (Ball)istic Injury.
Phony SF version of KYLE BARWAN; the two should go into partnership together…
Faking assholes, like this guy,
The fat slobs, who always lie.
Men who failed in every way,
Try to steal the Green Beret.
Unearned bling on pudgy chests,
Doo-rag and dog, check out the vest!
One hundred times, they’ll boast today
“Believe me man, I’m a Green Beret!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxAKFlpdcfc
Most excellent, doooode [/calif. accent]
Classic! Too bad we don’t have Robin Moore to sing it. You are our poet laureate.
Phony Green Beret. Legit queef.
What, no Seal posers today.
Army on the Board again finally. Been a scoring drought.
I think iodized salt might help that f#cking golf ball on your neck.
Hey Homdo, check out that cop’s piss yellow service weapon. John Browning never made a piss yellow 1911. Just sayin’.
That is his taser piece. That is why it is on his left side. It is yellow so as not to get is confused with his service weapon (on his right), which has happened on occasion, resulting in a bad shoot.
John M. Browning was an excellent engineer. Modern synthetic materials didn’t exist during his lifetime.
Had modern synthetic materials existed during his lifetime, it’s a safe bet that Browning would have investigated using them to see if he could make a better weapon by including them in his designs. And if in his opinion it resulted in a better design, he’d have used them. Period.
Thanks for the schooling rgr769. I don’t live in a place where cops carry both a service weapon AND a taser. Wow.
I wish it was one of them plastic guns though. That would have been funny.
You mean like this one? (smile)
And yes, that’s a real Glock 42.
‘Course, Cerakote makes both pink and yellow coatings. So we also have this:
And yeah, that’s a real 1911 in .45 cal.
The moral of the story: Garish colors – they’re not just for polymer-framed handguns any more. (smile)
JAFAC.
Does he have throat cancer or something? Look at that lump on the right side of his neck.
I’d get an ultrasound of that damn thing, followed by aspiration to check for cancer. Looks like a goiter from the front and I’ve treated many of them, but never saw goiter in the area of the lump, looks more like a cyst.
Since he’s a poser, I recommend aspiration with a chest tube.
Better lance it with patterson trochar first.
Ass Hamster 1st class.
Shit 4 brains.
Face looks like what my dog leaves behind every morning.
I work one day a week in a gun store and we get at least one of these types in a day. Everyone is SF or SEAL, tunnel rat, CIA…. I have never heard of so many classified DD 214s and “my records are so classified that even the President can see them” BS stories. It makes their stories even better when they are denied on their purchase. There seems to be more of these a@@holes everyday. I don’t get it. Everyday I’m there 2 or 3 of these sh2tbirds come in.
I could film a reality show on all of these taint ticklers.
Wow, I grew up in the same neighborhood with this guy here in Florida. Was always in trouble when he was younger, what a disgrace to the military and all that have served. Good riddance