Mick sends us a link to the news that the fellow pictured above, Shivam Patel, tried to enlist in the Air Force and the Army without disclosing his foreign travel to China and Jordan where he was arrested and deported back to the United States.
Apparently, he made a statement to an undercover federal agent that he intended to commit jihad.
When Patel tried to join the U.S. Army and Air Force in December of 2016, prosecutors said he failed to disclose his foreign travel and his arrest.
Patel faces a maximum penalty of 15 years in prison when he is sentenced on June 4.
Shazam Shivam is about to be very popular at his next assignment.
Where every day is Man-Love Thursday!
He gonna *SQUEEEEEAAAL* for Bubba & Thor before they share him with the cell block!
And his SQUEAKHOLE is going to be DORKED!
…….till it shall never squeak again.
“Thank You! Cum again”
OH, I’m sure they misunderstood what he said. Wasn’t it ‘rehab’? Really?
But Shivam is such a nice boy …
His “deer-in-the-headlights” look will get a lot of use.
Said he didn’t like the way Muslims are treated here. Yeah, this will improve their image. Nice going, Shivey. You done good.
They should have dropped this p.o.s. in the ocean on his return trip to the states!!
That’s some excellent “Man-Love Thursday Night” fodder right there…
Here’s another story on “Shiv”…
http://www.newsindiatimes.com/indian-american-hindu-man-shivam-patel-arrested-for-wanting-to-join-isis
(The last line says he was sentenced to 5 years…)
That’s screwed up, Red. That’s a physical impossibility. Look at the article date and the headline.
Dammit.
Well that link explains it~! I was stumped at why someone named “Patel” would be mixed up in “jihad” — every Patel I knew was Hindu. Sort of like hearing that someone named Singh (a Sikh name) was becoming a Johnny Jihad … the name just ain’t right.
So why would a Hindu convert to Islam? Strange stuff must be in the local water there.
Those Jehovah Witnesses can be very persuasive.
How does a Hindu join an Islamic terror group?
Pencil neck geek, grit eatin’ freak,
scum suckin’, pea head with a lousy physique.
He’s a one man, no gut, loosing streak.
Nothin’ but a pencil neck geek.
I guess he figures with his mug, the only way he’ll ever get laid is to become a martyr.
No worries Shivam your cellmate will take care of that.
“Hey, you wanna play house?”
“What?”
“You wanna be the husband or the wife?”
“Husband”
“Good, get over here and suck your wife’s dick.”
😀
Shivam will need a shiv to protect himself from the booty bandits.
Mr Tiny: “Hey Shivam, wanna play the rape game?”
Shivam: “No!”
Mr Tiny: “That’s the Spirit!”
That’s funny. (Waiting for Chesty to show with his binky and tell me rape is not funny.)
I”m pretty sure ISIS isn’t too keen on enlisting Hindu’s.
Especially dropouts from the 7-11 Manager training course.
Pencil neck special needs child gonna get all the attention he craves.