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James Parker; phony UDT

by Jonn Lilyea••101

Someone sent us their research on this James Parker fellow.He claims that the Navy trained him to be a UDT warrior and in amphibious assault. That he battled our nation’s enemies in South America and awards for “operations in Iran” on his “Martial Arts Academy” website;

I can’t find any reference to his award that he claims that the USA Martial Arts Hall of Fame bestowed on him for being a Living Legend, either.

The Navy says that they don’t remember sending him into combat. He spent some time on active duty for training and then off to the Navy Reserves. No record of his National Defense Service Medal or his German Medal of Honor;

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101 thoughts on “James Parker; phony UDT”

    1. ‘SiJo Parker – Founder of Bai Kai Kung Fu’

      ‘Serving in the military was a great honor while serving i was injured a few times (merely flesh wounds)…’

      — sigh —

      Time for the WOI?

  4. I once knew a wannabe who claimed the Medal of Honor (US) until I challenged him. I heard him later claim the Medal of Honor (Republic of China). Why do people believe these phonies?

  7. He looks about as real as my self-awarded Black Belts In Yakimandu, Egg Foo Yung and Chop Suey, he’s all foam and no beer!

  8. German Medal of Honor… that’s innovative. I mean, the only thing they have is the Bundeswehr Cross of Honour for Valour – and that has never gone to a foreigner.

    1. Unless he means he was awarded an American one in Germany…. in which case he looks pretty damn good for a 90 year old. Maybe he is lumping Germany in with those numerous other Asian countries? (In which case his geography skills might be less than expert.)

    2. You misunderstood, he got the Budweiser Cross of Honor for Valour. I think it was for action down on Kaiser Strasse.

    3. Not exactly correct. It has also been awarded to a California national Guardsman……

      The 14 Gold Crosses of Honour for valor in combat on April 2, 2010
      Captain Robert McDONOUGH, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

      Chief Warrant Officer 3 Steven HUSTED, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

      Chief Warrant Officer 3 Jason LaCROSSE, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

      Chief Warrant Officer 3 Nelson VISAYA, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

      Chief Warrant Officer 2 Jason BROWN, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

      Chief Warrant Officer 2 Sean JOHNSON, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

      Chief Warrant Officer 2 Eric WELLS, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

      Staff Sergeant Travis BROWN, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

      Sergeant William EBEL, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

      Sergeant Antonio GATTIS, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

      Sergeant Steven SHUMAKER, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

      Sergeant Matthew BAKER, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

      Sergeant Todd MARCHESE, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

      Sergeant Gregory MARTINEZ, 5th Battalion, 158th Aviation Regiment, United States Army

    4. That’s the one he means. It was created and authorized in 2008 and was awarded to 8 American Soldiers in 2011 for their part in saving the life of a German Corporal. To the best of my knowledge, they are the only foreigners who ever received it. Beyond that, this clown James Parker could never have been so honored because the award came into being long after his short term of service. James Parker is still a lying shitbag.

  9. Parker is being modest. His bio doesn’t mention he is also a 17th degree rainbow belt in Pants-On-Fire Fu…

    1. According to the graffiti on the men’s room wall at the rest area on Highway 9, Parker is a Master in the art of Suk Dong.

      1. I’ll challenge that belt exam and DESTROY my competition….YEAH!!! There can only be ONE BUNG!!!!

  10. James Parker and Frank Dux, the Ultimate Navy-Marine Warrior Combo Twin…KUMITE BABY !!!

    1. We would need to have “Ranger” Burrell and Mike Lang join in so we could have a 4 man, Battle Royale, last man standing cage match. 4 Frauds Enter, No Fraud Leave!

  12. Doesn’t every 6 year old kid go to China to study martial arts. BTW would his Dad be “Dr.Quest” and does Dad have a sidekick by the name of “Race Bannon”?

    1. If he was about 18 when he was in the Navy (1980), then at about age 6, it would have been 1968 or so. Somehow, I don’t remember Americans in Mainland China being all that numerous (or welcome). I’m thinking there is a healthy load of BS associated with his claim of studying martial arts in China at age 6.

    1. It’s amazing the things you learn on here! That most likely never made the evening news in the US.

    2. Wow Master Chief, thanks for sharing that. I’m with Steve 1371, why do we never see stuff like this on the news. Another humble warrior.

  15. Who writes this crap?? “Disarming mines and interaction with hostile submarines” Is that like an intervention? “We’re all here for you mr. hostile submarine, we care about you!”

    1. In the 80’s we tracked and stayed above many Soviet submarines.

      A few were extremely polite, light hearted and jokingly pleasant to target with nuke tipped ASROC MK-46 torpedoes.

      Never got close to a hostile submarine.

  19. UDT was before the Seal Unit started which was in the early 1960’S. He has to be in his 70’S to claim that he was a UDT member. Maybe Parker should have stayed in the fountain pen business with his family. Is he qualified to be in the phony Seal/spec ops races,if he is a phony UDT member, and if so, then “The Race Is On” (George Jones 64 release)Am I using too many commas in the text???

    1. Not true, UDT last unit was decommissioned in 1983 UDT 11 team members moved over to SEAL team five. UDT’s conducted the space ship recovery operations in 70’s. I joined in 89 they still had UDT signs and symbols all over, and still listed as SEAL/UDT.

      1. All this time I thought UDT was replaced by the Seals. I guess I learn something every day. Thanks for the heads up NECCSEBEECPO.

      2. Had different mission, they all went through BUD’s, but specialized training after that in the pipe line. UDT maintained the Amphib mission and SEALS did their specialized missions, but all are considered SEALS, because of the BUD’s training.

  21. The familial facial resemblance between this turd and Earl Littman is just too much for me.

    I’m out.

  22. But does he have the Kung Fo grip? What an asshole! I hope you love your new found internet fame there slick?

    1. His facebook page is wide open too. One post he said he was “going to send for his military records, wonder what’s in there?”
      Well, it’s 2 pieces of paper Dr. dumbass.

    2. Joanna, you sound as messed up as the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa!

        1. It’s ironic that someone who doesn’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re” would call someone else stupid.

          1. Well, if this was an English class.. then maybe I would care.. but, I don’t.. thanks for the lesson..

        1. We’re more focused on his phony SEAL/UDT claims. We really don’t give a shit about his “mad martial arts skills” except that it provides additional hilarity, especially considering the sheer volume of military phonies exposed on this site who also feel the need to include martial arts expertise as part of their persona. But hey, you do you.

          1. The Martial Arts Hall of Fame is where you send 200 to 400 dollars for whatever high rank Black Belt in whatever style you name. To test this some guys had their DOG awarded a Black Belt. Joe

            1. That’s awesome. Did they take a picture of the dog wearing a ghi and the black belt and send it to the “Hall of Fame”? That would make it epic.

        2. Oh, by the way, based on his dates of service in the paperwork above, there really isn’t too much likelihood that he studied in China starting at age 6. This is due to the fact that the US did not recognize the Communist government on the mainland until Nixon. The idea that a little American kid would be running around China in that timeframe is laughable. Also, that video doesn’t address the fact that this jackass lied about being a UDT. Care to a address that?

        3. I find the fact that no one in the background of that video gives a rats ass about his “award” to be especially funny.

    2. So friggin’ what?
      I can go out and get a “Hall of Fame Living Legend Award” made and presented to myself, too.

      James Parker is not UDT.
      James Parker is a proven liar, looser, and phony.

      And sockpuppets are really fun to mock.

    3. What a Very Special Video.

      Someone please get a copy of it.

      This phony UDT scumbag needs to be made extra famous, with all of those military service claims combined with the video footage of his pathetic, posing mug.

      Which reunion you going to this year, UDT? East coast or west? Please don’t forget to wear your class hell week shirt.

      What class were you again?

  27. I think Kung Fu Panda could whup him anytime.

    James Parker the phony wanna-be martial artist, never UDT – unless that stands for Ultra-Dense Tird.

      1. This^^^^

        BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

        *COUGH COUGH*

        BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

        *COUGH COUGH GASP*

        BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  29. Cut this guy a break. All that anal tearing he got during his 6 long months of service were “merely flesh wounds”

  31. A UDT in an amphibious assault?

    Maybe he meant to say he was an “IUD” in a golden showers mission.

    Geeez guys, give this man a break.

    Yup, Facebook page now lock up tighter than the girl next door and shes 84. 😉

    Ane he is Master of “Flung Poo”….er, Kung Fu fighting?

    You know this had to be coming—–>

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIFIR_Zj5YY

    1. I used to play this song on the jukebox in bars late in the evening after everyone was “feeling good”. Interesting to say the least.

    2. Did you even make it to a third grade level before you dropped out of school to draw welfare?

  33. You all are dumb as duck trolling someone who didn’t even bother you … All y’all should have been swallowed by your mother’s 😂😂

    1. You mean “dumb as fuck”, right? You really are a fucking idiot, Parker. Try harder next time.

    2. Eat shit and howl at the moon while you go guck yourself sideways qith rusty tangled barbed wire wrapped in asbestos soaked in diarrhea and nuclear waste you walking bucked of moldy ratshit!

      ATTENTION KMART SHOPPERS, SOCKPUPPET CLEANUP IN AISLE 13!

      2. Dang, it has been so long since we’ve had a sockpuppet to play with!

        (((ATTENTION ALL TAH!
        ATTENTION ALL TAH!
        SOCKPUPPET ALERT ON JAMES PARKER THREAD.
        REPEAT: SOCKPUPPET ALERT ON JAMES PARKER THREAD.))

        Prepare for action!
        ::sounds of popcorn popping and beer being opened::

          1. Sorry, Senior Chief, the sock puppet chose not to engage. They don’t make em like they used to.

    3. ‘…dumb as duck trolling…”

      How does one troll a duck? Do you run to the shoreline and quack maniacally at them? I agree that it is pretty damned dumb. Almost as dumb as James Parker’s phony bio.

      1. The image of someone running around the shore of a duck pond quacking at the ducks. LeT mE sEe, WhO dO wE kNoW tHaT wOuLd Do SoMeThInG lIkE tHaT?

    4. You know, I remember when Sockpuppets were more interesting. Hell, this new iteration doesn’t even stick around long enough for the Ladies to show up and give them what for. Heck, I remember Ex, Toasty, and Valkyrie tag teaming some dumb shit who thought he or she could hang. And don’t get me started on that Hondo fella. It’s just not the same…we need a better class of Sockpuppet.
      😔

  34. Were it not for Parker’s obscene misappropriation of actual military legitimacy, he does appear to have considerable ability in martial arts.

    That boy needs to ‘fes up and apologize for claiming to be what he is not. If the youtube videos are legitimate, he did not need to embellish his skill set.

  35. Dude looks like he’s been ate up like a chocolate dildo at a ghey bar during Valentine’s Day… probably is into Cream of Sum Yung Guy Soup when he’s not into practicing his anal assault techniques.

    Fucking assclown…

    1. As ate up as a dick sandwich at a gay pride rally or as useless as a bag of dicks in a crowd of lesbians.

  36. Me thinks the only hostile submarines he’s been involved with were at Subway with a guy named Jared. Jared is now getting “tucked in” nightly and enjoying a foot long with Bubba and his cell mates.

  37. I wonder if he trains with Ranger Stephen “Cio” Burrell?

    Dude looks a little off as well.

    I would watch him around kids.

  38. When Larry Zbysko (sp?) would refer to himself as “The Living Legend” it was great “heat” … but this fellow is just beyond delusional … “Martial Arts Living Legend” oh, brother

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