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60 thoughts on “Kenneth Branden Sherley aka Branden Dale; phony Marine”

      1. This pathetic asshole wouldn’t make a pimple on a good Marines ass! This gutless p.o.s. didn’t have the balls to actually join the marines and they wouldn’t have his flakey ass anyway!!

    2. Thank God for the water purifier I have under my sink to purify the Palm Beach County water. the tap water would possibly make me think that I was a member in the Mil. Spec ops community.

  5. Holy Shit, why is it always Florida? Do we have something in the water down here or what? I guess bullshit grows well in the heat?

  7. Dude looks all felonious and shit.

    I did see an error on his Facebook page. Under “Interested In”, it said women. I am not sure that is correct.

    When I look at this loser I think of a possible remake of “Deliverance”.

    1. Yep…or interest in women could signal a Ted Bundy approach to dating, without any of the charm

    3. I wanted to post the video of the Banjo Boy from deliverance but don’t know how.
      Trivia: the actor that played the inbred kid did not/does not know how to play the banjo.
      I do think that Kenneth Brandon Sherley knows how to play the skin flute and rusty trombone.

  8. Totally Legit!!/s

    How do I know?

    Sherley/Dale (You can’t be serious and don’t call me Shirley) has been a certified bone-e-fide member of the UH-1 Huey Helicopter Group page since 01 Dec 2015 when he was added to the group by non other than Jimmy “Left Low Ball” Walls himself.

    There are 25,329 other members on that page who will vouch for him.

    1. Low Ball Jimmy is involved (albeit indirectly)….why am I not surprised? It seems that phonies run in packs.

      1. Well, when the administrator of the group is a phony, I think you can figure out the rest.

      1. Or Carol, Mary or Pearl, all by the Schoolboys.

        Your choice – 78 or 45 rpm.

        I’m partial to 78 myself.

        Doo-Wop Rules!!

  9. Surely you knew you would be caught.

    Sherley: “Please stop calling me Shirley.”

  10. Kenneth Branden Sherley, I am using your name in this comment so that when someone checks you out at Gooooooooooooooogle, they will see that you are a lyin’ assed phony, never a Marine. Your future job searches, your friends, anyone and everyone will know about you.

    1. Am I to understand that Kenneth Branden Sherley is a phony, and needs to be Google Famous? (Or should that really be Google Infamous?) Way to go, Kenneth Branden Sherley!

  11. wait till his kid discovers his old man has been lying to him since before he could walk, talk, read and comprehend ….that will go over big when he becomes aware his dad is a low IQ village idiot twat waffle loser. Especially if he joins the USMC or any other branch of service.

    1. It’s most likely his son will be his nephew as well.
      Even if he divorces his sister.
      There’s a good chance Kenny Jr. will neither walk, speak more than monosyllabic words nor reach a double digit IQ.

  14. Just tell why, if it’s so important to say “I was (whatever service)”, they can’t just do the time and shut up about it?

    This guy is a just another squiggle on the long list of squirming squiggles. At least the squirrel knows how to fly.

  16. So since this phony lives about 20 minted from me and I’m a member of the All about Shepherdsville FB page…anyone have any heartburn with me dropping a link to this on that little group?

    1. I’d say go for it, Kenneth Branden Sherley has earned some Goooooogle fame with his antics.

      1. I just dropped the link to this story into the FB group like an unwanted fart in the TOC. We’ll see how this goes. (grabs popcorn)

          1. Rgr will do.

            His FB profile is open for people to see. Got a chuckle out of the meme pic he has that says “I may not have a PHD but I have a DD214 and the title U.S. Marine.”

            Ummm no kid…you’re actually zero for three on those.

            smh

  17. Kenneth Branden Sherley has never been a Member of the USMC.
    Kenneth Branden Sherley has a 1000 yard meat gazer’s stare.
    Kenneth Branden Sherley sure likes to ham it up for attention while PRETENDING to be a USMC Vet.
    Kenneth Branden Sherley looks to me like the type who kicks and stomps on beanie babies pretending to be a badass.
    Kenneth Branden Sherley is a pencilnecked meat gazer.
    Kenneth Branden Sherley has never been part of the USMC.

    1. API, API, API,
      I copy
      “Kenneth Branden Sherley has never been a Member of the USMC.
      Kenneth Branden Sherley has a 1000 yard meat gazer’s stare.
      Kenneth Branden Sherley sure likes to ham it up for attention while PRETENDING to be a USMC Vet.
      Kenneth Branden Sherley looks to me like the type who kicks and stomps on beanie babies pretending to be a badass.
      Kenneth Branden Sherley is a pencilnecked meat gazer.
      Kenneth Branden Sherley has never been part of the USMC.”
      Over

      1. Correct:

        “I copy
        “Kenneth Branden Sherley has never been a Member of the USMC.
        Kenneth Branden Sherley has a 1000 yard meat gazer’s stare.
        Kenneth Branden Sherley sure likes to ham it up for attention while PRETENDING to be a USMC Vet.
        Kenneth Branden Sherley looks to me like the type who kicks and stomps on beanie babies pretending to be a badass.
        Kenneth Branden Sherley is a pencilnecked meat gazer.
        Kenneth Branden Sherley has never been part of the USMC.”
        Over”

        Copy five by five,

        ((((OVER))))

  18. The only thing more lame than selfies are mirror selfies. [Note: worse than mirror selfies are bathroom mirror selfies. I think this is one, but it isn’t obvious.]

    What makes that one even lamer than usual is the fact that he looks like he is looking at a roach crawling across the ceiling.

  20. He would have been better off being an phony Army poser. Over hill, over DALE as we hit the dusty trail.

  22. Everybody wants to be a Marine until it’s time to go to bootcamp to become a Marine….

  26. Ok so I posted the article about this poser on the All About Shepherdsville FB page. Not much reaction or response…but there was this guy:

    “This p.o.s. is a complete idiot. He couldn’t have even went into the military till 2002. I went to high school with him. He was like 30 and still living with his parents. Everything that ever came out of his mouth was a lie. So no surprise here”

    FYI I just checked Dale’s FB page again…he’s still got all his USMC stuff including his claim to having been a Marine on there. smh

    1. I wonder if he’ll be a repeat offender like Dalton “Bunny Fart” Coldiron?

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