Earlier this year, we talked a bit about Kenneth E. Jozwiak who was sentenced to four years in prison for defrauding the Veterans’ Affairs Department of a few thousand bucks. He claimed to be a Navy SEAL who served in Vietnam and was awarded four Purple Hearts and a Bronze Star.
From the Justice Department;
Kenneth E. Jozwiak, 68, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, previously pleaded guilty to unlawfully exhibiting a military discharge certificate, theft of government money, making false statements to federal agents, and attempting to obstruct an official proceeding.
“This defendant’s lies about his service are an affront to those who saw combat and those wounded fighting on behalf of our nation,” S[David A. Sierleja, Acting U.S. Attorney for the Northern District of Ohio] said. “This defendant did neither, and falsely inflated his service record in an effort to get additional benefits.”
“Falsifying service records to defraud taxpayers and plagiarize other veterans valorous service will not be tolerated,” [Gavin McClaren, Resident Agent in Charge of the Department of Veterans Affairs Office of Inspector General’s Cleveland office] said.
Well, it took a long time but we finally got his records;
He spent 21 months in service and left as a sailor in the Aviation branch of endeavor, an E-1, so he had some problems, but no SEAL, no Vietnam time, no Bronze Star, no Purple Hearts.
The Daily Mail says that he was pretty prolific criminal;
His rap sheet goes back to 1975, and he’s been arrested more then 120 times
Prior arrests and convictions for Jozwiak include check fraud, theft and battery
Well, then, he’s right where he belongs.
Another day and another phony SEAL. C’mon Army phonies, get your game on.
Damn we won’t catch the phony SEALS by the New Year. Maybe old Cock-holster Colt Bulot will finally produce those Ranger School and Q Course class dates and not take his bullshit in to 2018. Phony Ranger Phony Green Beret Colt Bulot coming clean has got to be worth 10 phony SEALS….but then again, none of them are worth one roll of shit paper from Dushanbe, Tajikistan (complete with the visible wooden splinters)
Colt’s a grad of one of them thar seekrit skwirrl skools… has intimate knowledge in the self use of THE ANAL INTRUDER (with patented GORILLA-FIST action!). His records are so seekrit that even he doesn’t know what’s in them…
Cocksucker!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Shack!
I think the 2017 Phony SEAL count is going to be higher than all the other categories combined. >sigh<
Glad they got this one off the streets.
I think the Air Force needs to up its game. Army and Marines have been contributing their fair share of phonies to compete with Navy, but c’mon Air Force! We need more phony PJs, combat controllers, and spec ops meteorologists to get in the game here !
How many phonies does the Coast Guard have?
There was a Coast Guard Auxiliary claiming SEAL who was busted by Dan Noyes a few years back…Does he count? Is he a two-fer or half credit?
We need a ruling on this!
IIRC there was a Coasty phoney, back in the summer, on a jet ski, pulling over boats and trying to confiscate their adult beverages.
YAY, no Florida. Phony Seals still leading from the TAH starting gate.
21 months, E1 and he STILL gets the highly coveted NDSM? This guy had to have been a soup sandwich. Maybe he missed mommy. Says he has been arrested HOW many times since 1975? More than 120. I bet he didn’t start in 1975, either, Maybe he was a petty crook/etc. while AD.
Yeah, that’s almost the same as being a Navy SEAL.
Yup.
Airman Recruit = SEAL.
Everyone knows that.
I’m not naive, however arrested more 120 times?
At some point you’d think they would just get tired of the hassle.
Another regular visitor to the BTJT Deli (Home of the COCKMEAT SAMMICH and GHEY WHEY SHAKE). Probably was on the cover of the inital issue of “Prison Bride Weekly”.
Cocksucking assclown…
21 months and he exited as an E1? Sounds like a heavy duty dickstepping dirtbag to me, one really had to be bottom of the bucket sludge to get thrown out back then.
It’s never just one Purple Heart.
Even two isn’t enough with these posers.
Freakin muff face.
120 arrests and left the Navy after 21 months as a seaman recruit?
What a sorry excuse he is for anything. You name it, he’s a sorry excuse for it. Probably couldn’t even swab a deck without screwing it up, never mind run the buffer.
Geezo-Pete, is there no end to these idiots?
Short answer: No
Long answer: Hell no!
I am so glad this cocksucker has been put away! Now if only I could get them to go after my pos brother, David “Doc” Shrum! He makes this guy look like a choir boy! Please arrest his phony ass and put him back in prison for the rest of his miserable life!! Phuck Hymn~!
A complete and total all-around SHITBAG…
Some peoples only reason for existence in life is to serve as a bad example. Shitbag extraordinaire here is a case in point.
I make an official motion for Kenneth E. Jozwiak to receive The Official TAH Wall of Insults®™
A bit late in the day API.
Any Seconds?
Second.
Bring it!
We have a Second, do we have an “AYE” vote?
(Waiting for “Ptui”) LOL
Aye….extra WP for added sizzle
Hey Kenny Jizz Mop,
I hope you like your new found fame. The internet and Google and TAH welcome you to GO FUCK YOURSELF FOR ETERNITY YOU LYING SHIT STACK.
Wall of Insults®™
(aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
DANGER CLOSE!!!!
MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
TAKE COVER!!!!!
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FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
Can I get an AMEN?!
(Or your choice of exclamation/interjection.)
Here endeth the lesson.
Amen.
Aye!
*GRRRR*
First Class Piece of Shit.
Alex Nichols, this clown is a perfect example of why you are wrong.
This loser should hang out with Clint Decker.
Or just hang.
And then we have the esteemed Mr Regalado just below this stupid fucks mug shot…..
And then they wonder how we have the audacity to be angry at them….
Mr Regalado is a true hero and this puke sucks dick…..
He’s a sorry excuse for a pile of dog poop.
But he does qualify for ass hamster of the week. Ah no, ass hamster of the month!
Gives Solider and service personnel a bad rap.
We earned ours you jackass!
I hope bubba knocks your stupid ass OUT! JERK!
He lives in Wisconsin. I hear he has his own brand of Fumunda Cheese.
There’s no fool like an old fool.
120 times since 1975? That comes out to an arrest every four months, give or take. Now consider how many times a crime is committed for each arrest.
Rancid cherry, shit sundae, yadda yadda yadda.
A career criminal impersonating a Navy SEAL war hero…you don’t see a lot of that these days.