We wrote about Oathkeeper Christopher Blystone nearly three years ago when he was pretending to be Ranger medic who served in Somalia and participated in Operation Gothic Serpent. Actually, he was a veterinary food inspector stationed in Korea. He’d enlisted two years after Gothic Serpent.
Well, he’s been busy fulfilling his destiny, I guess;
Because when they lie about their military service, that’s just the tip of the criminal iceberg.
As a veterinary meat inspector he will be highly qualified to inspect Bubbas meat in the joint.
He will be eligible for the Expert Anatomy Taste Testing Ribbon (EATTR) upon his release.
One could inspect the meat and the other could inspect the manhole….
He looks like a bucket of fuck.
Enjoy the slam.
I hope they enjoy their new residential quarters.
I read that FB Sheriff’s report. Were they trying to strangle someone?
That’s what it looks like. The ‘FV’ means family violence.
He is claiming on his FB page that it was him protecting someone. ” If you have questions of me, feel free to ask. My conscience is clear. A marines daughter is safe from a meth head dealer. Good day. Have a Merry Christmas. I know I will.”
Bubba & Thor get two more for their harem.
the guy on the LEFT looks exactly like that youtoober who calls himself Yankee Sheriff….
Yankee Marshal? Nah, the moron on YouTube is a lot older.
He’s got that meat gazer grin going on in his photo. Guess he is looking forward to hooking up with Bubba.
Same cell or adjoining?
Good riddance to both of them.
The guy on the left looks vaguely familiar. If not from here, wonder from where…
According to the Facebook comments the fellow on the left. Mr. Willis was running for sheriff…it seems this story will get even more entertaining.
He saw “Walking Tall” (the Rock version) and thought it would work out the same way for him.
Looks like Chirs Blystone is pretty popular guy (for ALL the wrong reasons) in his AO – check out the comments in the Sheriff’s FB page. People in his area know him by his Stolen Valor antics – and his arrest looks like it’s one in a series in his pathetic lifetime.
The boys at the BTJT Deli (Home of the WORLD FAMOUS Cockmeat Sammich and Ghey Whey Shake) are gonna love him “long time” when he gets there!
Veterinary food inspector in Korea. The jokes write themselves.
Veterinary food inspector?? Dog meat checker??? While on the subject, Did any of you 60’s era squids eat those horse meat burgers that were packed in 1940’s era tins. Usually served when the regular food stores ran very low. They were dry but palatable unless one used some ketchup.
He’ll certainly have no problem recognizing horsecock when he sees it in his face.
When he gots out of the hoosegow, he will Be opening a delicatessen, because he is going to have plenty of experience smoking sausages.