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34 thoughts on “Kyle Barwan packing his bags”

  1. So, he got called to the big league. Congratulations Kyle Barwan, you certainly earned it.

  2. He may find himself regretting certain decisions he has made.

    Or he may be like most of the inmates and decide it is someone else’s fault.

    He may also come out of there with his nose a slightly different shape than he went in.

    1. “Or he may be like most of the inmates and decide it is someone else’s fault.”

      That describes the attitude of at least 90% of any prison’s population, NONE of them are guilty of what got them put in there. Given his recidivism, I doubt he’ll rehabilitate himself, he’ll be right back at his con games once he leaves the embraces of Bubba, Thor & Company!

    1. Florida is where Kyle Christopher Barwan got caught up with. He is Midlothian Illinois problem, that tried to become ours. “68 bullet holes because that is all the bullets we had” Sheriff Grady Judd showed us what he thinks of Serial Stolen Valorists.

  5. As a wise old man once told me, “You can serve either as a shining example, or a horrible warning.”

    Guess Kyle picked what was behind door number 2.

  6. Damn!!! Everyone is going to jail! Perhaps some of the other familiar faces will get sent up the river. Definitely time for some popcorn.🍿

  7. He’s about to find out that jail is the little leagues. State prison is the majors and has all the heavy hitters. He’s cute enough that he’ll be walking behind his prison daddy hanging on to daddys belt loop soon.

    2. Belt loops? I always heard that a “Bitch” had to follow holding the pocket of their “Owner” after it’s turned inside out and even then they’ll be traded or “rented” for a pack of smokes, a dessert or a magazine.

    3. I’ve seen videos of a “Bitch” having to hold onto his “Owner’s” pocket turned inside out, but the second kid in this video has to hold a belt loop until he gets “sold”, I’m sure that Kyle Barwan is going to have a prison life like that…

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri7G7xHj5LE

    4. Dunno how the Florida State Prison does things, but in Texas the inmates’ pants have elastic waistbands.
      People kept dying with belts. Especially in November/December, when the separation from family and reality of prison brings on some pretty severe depression.

  10. He’ll soon be newest server, on his knees, at the BTJT prison deli, home of the tube steaks and cockmeat sammiches, served with nut butter and man meat mayo.

  12. 1 – Bad barrister goes to prison
    2 – Dumbass drunk goes to prison
    3 – Pencil-necked scammer-bum goes to prison

    That’s a threefer and it’s only Thursday night!

    2. It’s almost like the last episode of a long-running sitcom, where all the unsolvable problems from the run of the series get neatly solved in a ten minute span.

      Aint’ we lucky we got ’em … Good Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmess yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

  15. He looks like he is going to be the date of a very horny long timer. Hope his parents send him lots of lube, he is going to need it for the friction.

  16. I told this turd, Stolen Valorist Kyle Christopher Barwan, over 6 years ago,that if he did not stop his scamming that I would put him in prison. He didn’t, I did.

    1. I wonder how soon that ex-Chippendale bogus SEAL will find himself in the Greybar Hilton?

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