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What Reality Winner learned from Sandy Berger

by Jonn Lilyea••76

Fox News reports that the latest NSA contractor to leak classified documents, Reality Leigh Winner, stuffed the documents that she smuggled out of the secure facility in her pantyhose, you know like Sandy Berger, the Clintonista that smuggled National Archives documents from that facility in his socks. I didn’t even know that women still wear pantyhose.

The documents reportedly contained classified data on Russia’s alleged hacking during the 2016 U.S. presidential election.

Reality Leigh Winner, 25, a former Air Force linguist with a top-secret security clearance, was asked by an FBI agent about how she managed to get the documents out of the agency’s Augusta, Ga., office.

She responded: “Folded it in half in my pantyhose,” Politico reported, citing a transcript filed by prosecutors Wednesday.

Winner is asking a judge to release her while she waits for her trial, but the feds are resistant until she tells them where an external hard drive is. They can’t find it, and apparently she has more secrets stored on it somewhere.

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76 thoughts on “What Reality Winner learned from Sandy Berger”

  2. I’m guessing those docs aren’t all that one would find in her pantyhose. Worse, everything is so politically correct: security could SEE her putting things in her pantyhose and probably would be afraid to have her searched “Harassment!”

  4. For my generation, pantyhose did to the fun of finger play what the gas shortage of the late 70’s did to RV sales.

    1. Are those last paragraphs true???? Holy Mother of God. She had a Top Secret with the brains of a poodle?

      1. Looking forward to going to work tomorrow at that proud woman owned business that sells software, since Psaul has instituted a morale boosting policy declaring Friday’s as Clothing Optional Day. I am just wondering where I should hang my ID lanyard from.

  8. I’m sure that she also sees herself as a future darling of the left alongside Bradley manning, the Commie 2LT and others, here’s hoping she gets a lengthy prison sentence and YES, I see her as a Desert mid-tour3 or 4.

      1. Thanks for spelling Court Martial correctly. It drives me nuts when I see an alleged expert on military issues write “court marshall”.

        1. As well as getting the plural form “courts martial” correct as opposed to “court martials.”

          4. Who was the poser that claimed to be an expert in marital arts? I’m thinking it was the douchebag that ran The Stunning Agency.

      3. I SO hope he gets the max punishment for Article 88 which is Dismissal and a year in Confinement with total loss of pay and benefits.

    1. Can’t you tell??? She’s practically got no EARS. Look at them tiny things. You can’t get any grip on that!!!!

      😀 😀 😀 😀

  10. Forget the release. Hit it with a shovel until it stops twitching, then bury it under the jail until time for trial. And then forget where you buried it/her.

  11. Haven’t we talked about this one a time or twice?

    Sure, I’d check it myself, but the search bar doesn’t always put in an appearance in this zip code, and today it opted to remain unseen.

  12. If this bitch gets bail, she will leave the US and go somewhere to a hard to extradite place. If she doesn’t, then I’ll be damned.

  13. I hope that she’s enjoying being shared by Bertha, LaFawnda, Rosarita and “Strap On” Sally

  15. Apparently she even blamed the fact that their facility was showing Fox News as a reason why she did this.

    I was watching Tucker Carlson tonight and he talked about that. She put in a complaint because the TV was one Fox News. She also texted her sister that she hates America because it “is the creator of Capitalism”.

    Someone doing clearance investigations needs retraining….

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