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Diomonte Demetrius Jean; phony PJ, Marine

by Jonn Lilyea••65

Some folks in the Air Force PJ community ran into this guy, Diomonte Demetrius Jean, when he tried to join their social media group.

When they called him out, he presented them with this letter, supposedly from his commander;

He also claims that he was a Marine;

Yeah, but no. He was in Air Force Junior ROTC once;

The Air Force and the Marine Corps never heard of him;

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65 thoughts on “Diomonte Demetrius Jean; phony PJ, Marine”

  2. That letter of recommendation certainly convinced me. He’s just a notch below Jesus Christ on the amazing scale.
    That his training procedures could save the lives of future veterans is nothing short of miraculous. Plus; that task requires the “precise coordination material assets”, is monumental in it’s scope.
    And that he was able to improve the internal processes of his occupation? Well, we all know how hard that can be. I mean, the internal processes are just so much harder than the external ones, I think we could all agree.
    Oh, Demetrius; you write just as well as you pose.

  3. I wouldn’t love this guy in any caliber. I never had any Commanding Officer say they loved me. Looked over all my Fitness Reports, nope…not one person ever said they loved me.

    I tried to follow the Jack Lambert code, never cared if they loved me…I just made sure they respected me.

    A Marine in PJ’s should probably be left alone. I had a Marine that wore giant carrot slippers every morning. Everyone knew he was crazy, but when the shit hit the fan he was the first to step up, slippers and all.

    His name was Dan Brozovich and he finished his military service on October 18, 2006 in Ashraf, Iraq. He was KIA. Since Dan is unable to directly speak about the caliber of Mr. Jean, I will speak for him.

    Choke on a bag of dicks Jeanie, you could never fill a set of carrot slippers…loser.

  4. One of those tell tale signs of a bad forgery. The fake letterhead that shows the 18th Wing and 31st Rescues Sqdn being an Air Combat Command (ACC) vice PACAF unit.

    I also doubt a Capt is the commander of a flying squadron in todays Air Force unless things have changed since I retired.

    1. Also, this ole former 70270 has to ask, has the Air Force changed their letter format where the signature block is now on the right of center and not the left margin?

      2. A 702! Haven’t seen that designation in years. I miss the old AFSCs. I’m surprised the Air Force hasn’t gone to calling them MOSs by now.

  5. Hmmm, I wonder if Captain Vince was a Mustang since he claims 17 years service, but is only an O-3.

    Can anybody say “Passed over eight times, but still on active duty as a Squadron Commander”?

    But at least Captain Vince loves having men based on their “caliber”.

    1. 1989; Med cruise; attached to ship as OIC of 6 man team; out in the middle of the Mediterranean leaning on the side rail.

      A youngster, 3rd year USNA student assigned to ship for 6 weeks. Starts a conversation with me. Asks me how old I am,”33″, I responded. When did you join the Navy, “1972”, I responded. You could tell he was doing the math. You’ve been an Ensign since 1972 he exclaims. I just pointed at the tattoos on my arms and told him, “Don’t ever get any of these.” Then I turned and walked off.

      The look on his face was classic. Wish I had a hidden camera. Never did tell him I had gotten a direct commission in 1987, and was putting on my silver bar in less than a week.

      I still get a good chuckle from that memory.

  8. I’ll have to check the Global for the good Captain and the Airman on Monday and see what that shows.

    I have had a couple mustang sqdn commanders, in fact two of the better ones had started out a Marines before seeing the light and coming over to the Air Force. As my father the 26 year Marine said, if you want to fly airplanes then go in the Air Force it is their primary job.

    2. The Capt appears to be a CRO with a rescue squadron out at Davis Monthan; according to the global. He looks way to young to have 17 years of service. But… I’ll go with the SrA = NCO remark as a dead giveaway. Amongst all the other bullshit.

    1. Diomonte Demetrius Jean (Manning) has a basic Name Scrabble (Home Version) score of 44.

      Double, Triple or Quadruple multipliers may be applied at your discretion.

        1. You’re Welcome, Sir.

          As per the unit motto of the outfit (15th Infantry) that both Jonn and I served in at the same time (35 plus or more years ago):

          “Can Do”

    2. With the Special Operations Battalion of the 1st Marine Division, no less!

      I believe that would actually be the 1st RAIDER BN, and that would have been known as the 1st Special Operations COMMAND before that.
      The guy can’t read or write apparently.

    1. In flying units its a big difference between being the flight commander and the squadron commander.

      Some of us were flight commanders after being passed over for promotion, but I don’t recall a sqdn commander on G series orders retaining command.

    1. Hopefully Claw will come up on the net here this morning and give us a total score for ‘Diomonte Demetrius’ from the official TAH Name Scrabble (Home Version) game.

      1. “Dynomite Demolitionus” (as JJ on Good Times would say it) which accurately captures what has happened to whatever shred of respect anyone had for him…and for that mugshot photo, another one for the illustrated edition of The Bell Curve

  13. SMSgt says WTF?!?!?

    FIRST, a SrA is not and NEVER has been a Non-Commissioned Officer. Sgt used to be E-4 and then in the 1990s the deleted it and made SrA E-4 BUT ib this era, until you hit E-5 SSGt, you are NOT and NCO you fucking douche gargler.

    Second, as the USAF Retired has pointed out, Unless this fucktard was stationed at Kadena AB, Okinawa Japan, as was I from 1984-86, you aren’t part of the 18th Wing, as I was in 18th Trans.
    The 31st Rescue Sq IS at Kadena and is part of 5th AF and PACAF.

    You don’t BOLD shit in a official document and then change fonts (Yeah, I’ve had to type shit like this)

    A SrA would never be leading “Hundreds of people and coordinating numerous government agencies” not to mention, this fucking diatribe was written about 8 weeks ago?

    NOT a FUCKING CHANCE.

    Diomonte, If I were your NCO, I’d Cunt Punt you all the way back to the US of A and personally squeeze your narrow ass between the bars of Leavenworth, however since you were never in the military, this is a non sequitur.

  14. I hereby make a motion for Diamonte Demetrius Jean to receive The Official TAH Wall of Insults®™.

      1. Well dickweeds, because I’m online and on TAH on this weekend, MOTHERFUCKER GETS IT.

        TAH Robert’s Rules enacted and preemptively launched (Thanks to you guys)

        I take PERSONAL ISSUE WITH YOU Diamonte Demetrius Jean YOU ARE LESS THAN THE SHIT THAT COMES OUT OF MY MRE EATING ASS!!!
        You better realize you got me on a day that I WOKE UP ON THE FUCKING WRONG SIDE OF THE BED YOU CUM STAIN VAGINAL SLUG.
        If it were up to me, I’d bend you over so hard I’d stuff your head so far up your ass, you’d see daylight through your BELLY BUTTON.
        Don’t. YOU. *EVER* Disrespect. MY. PJ’s. Or. MY. United. States. AIR. FORCE. *EVER* **AGAIN**!!!

        Wall of Insults®™
        FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
        TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
        DANGER CLOSE!!!!
        MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
        TAKE COVER!!!!!

        Diamonte Demetrius Jean, is NOT an Air Force PJ, (more like he gives BJs! ) (Jr ROTC Doesn’t count, BITCH!!), NOT a Marine, NEVER SERVED, SMSgt, Chip Should Bury His Foot, side 11 BOOT, Up Your Ass Up To My KNEE!!!!, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken fucker, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Cambodian cunt sauce, ball working asshole, Poster-child for abortion, Swallowing Spoo Sampler, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, tit, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Mayor Grundle of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, prickwrinkler, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, snowball, giggling beerflecked canker blossom , maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting fruitcake, putrid, rotting, Santorum Stained Molting Muscrat, whoreson whale’s carcass, overzealous polyp burglar, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, toadstool slime-inhaling dickdrizzling sludge, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, moron, Prevaricating Sphincter, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, terminal crotch infection, asshat, dick pickle, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, poofter, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Assistant Jizz mopper in training, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, douche & enema nozzle, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, schlong juice, cum-guzzling gutter butt-slut sphincter goblin, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, Milksop, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, donkey raping shit-eater, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck you own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee) is a LIAR, a FAKE, a FRAUD, A FORGER, He’s a fucking CUNT PUNT all the Leavenworth if he ACTUALLY served, he is NOT EVEN WORTHY OF EVER LICKING A *REAL* MARINE’S NUTSACK, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, taint cookie, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, walking shart shooter, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twat, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, bucked tooth, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Gerbal Felcher, dingleberry, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, sack of siberian sheep shit, mangina micropeen, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with Bernath’s used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.

        FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
        Here endith the lesson.

        ┌∩┐(ಠ ▂ ಠ)┌∩┐

        /enjoy the Google Fame. I want to see you CRY

          1. OK Got it. I only have 1 instance of “Lying” in the document so I’ll add
            “bucket of Chihuahua shit” to that phrase

            1. NOTICE!!!!

              “lying bucket of Chihuahua shit”

              has been added,

              IF, in are in a thread and you see me and you don’t see something you want included to the

              Wall of Insults®™

              Let me know and I’ll edit/add as is appropriate.

              I am only a lowly curator, not the inventor, but the host to the

              Wall of Insults®™

              A living and breathing TAH entity as long as Jonn allows it.

              I’ve tried to make it a slightly democratic post and not a recurrent idiom, so be it.

              (Thanks Jonn for putting up with our fun!)

                3. Good Morning you hemorrhoids,
                  I got drunk dialed by 2 of my Chiefs (Retired E-9s)who were at Solomon’s Island having a bit of a Squadron Reunion last night and I was not able to be there.
                  nota bene to them and all at TAH, I am SINGLE (Hello LADIES!!) and more than that a single DAD. not heavy on the details but I have it all, kids house retirement and such.

                  That being said, the Wall of Insults®™ goes on.

                  I will add these as is appropriate and press on.
                  Have a great Sunday!!.

              2. OK This is mine,

                Bernath: “Hey!!! I made $505 giving blow jobs at the truck stop bathroom.”

                Random Dude: “Who gave you $5

                Bernath: “All of them!!!!”

                😀

  17. In addition to being a natural leader, Diomonte has an uncanny knack for viewing problems from a number of original angles, researching alternatives, and recommending a course of action that meets or exceeds desired objectives.

    Apparently, Diomonte Demetrius Jean, phony Airman/Marine, didn’t live up to that description. If Diomonte Demetrius Jean had the knack for looking at problems from multiple angles, and coming up with courses of actions that’d allow him to meet or exceed his objectives, he wouldn’t have any bad involvement with the law… unless bad involvement with the law was his objective. 🙄

    1. I know about this kid, He recently moved in his new neighborhood .
      A kid by the name of Keandric Daniels who was supposed to have been his his God mother’s son friend stole out her house, Diomonte goes to gun shows and the gun range with friends and family and was going to take the kid along with him as well the kid was apparently involved in a incident Diomonte didn’t know about.Keandric lived in his neighborhood and was involved in stolen weapons, grand theft so on and so fourth; the kid is now facing a murder charge a local officer lives down the street from him who works for the Department of Florida City and says “he is a great kid never says much, works out all time around the neighborhood, play sports, a great artist and the kids look up to him and focused on college.” Keandric Daniels supposedly claim the gun was his dad’s and he can use it at the gun range which they were on their way to untill a officer spotted Keandric and held them in custody on the spot. Diomonte having the guns in his bag pack was charged with one open carry on a firearm and stolen property for the other fire arm. You guys can contact him or friends and find out, He also runs Spartan Races and attend other big or local events.

  18. I sent him a gentle IM

    “If I were you, I’d take down your USAF crap before you regret it. Also, I’d suggest you apologize for claiming something you’re not.
    You are NOW internet FAMOUS.
    https://www.azuse.cloud/?p=74732
    That is a SENIOR MASTER SERGEANT TALKING TO YOU!”

    LOL Let’s see what happens.

    I don’t think this doorknob is smart enough to understand the shit storm he’s unleashed.

    Someone Else also bombed his FB page with the TAH link. LOL

  20. At some point these bags of anal leakage will figure out they’re not the smartest people in the room, even if they’re alone.

    Until then, weapons free!

  21. I was in Army JROTC before I enlisted. JROTC was so bad-ass it should’ve been made the ONE and ONLY branch of the U.S. Armed Forces. I’m talking serious bad-ass here…///

    1. I was ROTC at U of MD until someone forgot to tell me YOU STILL NEEDED 3 YEARS OF COLLEGE LEFT TO GRADUATE TO BE ELIGIBLE. (Stupid fucking counselors)
      Funny thing, was I was a SSgt in the AF Reserve with 10 years in and my FIRST SERGEANT’S son was in my class. LOL
      Complete accident.
      These kids were so ate up and every once and a while I had the opportunity to tell them what it is really like (Post DS/DS) Talk to REAL NCO LMFAO Good times, good times. (I had to tell my 1st Shirt’s son not to blow my cover too much!)

  22. I seen this, We even spoke with the guy in person. He was in Fort Worth Texas, with a Army Recruiter and a couple of his friends who were all doing fitness testing at this local park. We asked him about it and even spoke to his friends which they either was in on his like or really was telling the truth. Doesn’t get on Facebook his account is linked to his Instagram but he has no access to his Facebook anymore, He has another Facebook by the name “Diomonte Manning” they stated He post a lot of pictures only with JROTC, ROTC, Civil Air Patrol or events he may attend. His account was hack and he did report for identity fraud way before the incident, Diomonte admitted he did put Marines on his page a while back when he was younger around 13. They said He really and always admired and wanted to be a Marine he was in contact with a Marine Recruiter once in got in high school but the recruiter was no longer with the recruiters office in South Florida by his Junior year he had left. Now as for the Air Force this letter head they claim was never done by him and they were able to prove that with some messages of whoever was trolling him.I was pissed at first about the kid but if you don’t actually find out for yourself the truth you will never know and just be a blind cat chasing a mice. He did publically apologize for the incident saying it was embarrassing. Now I know how serious stolen valor is but I realized this was just a kid making a stupid mistake if it’s true or not. He had clear evidence and his friends backed him up to the bone.

  23. I know about this kid, He recently moved in his new neighborhood .
    A kid by the name of Keandric Daniels who was supposed to have been his his God mother’s son friend stole out her house, Diomonte goes to gun shows and the gun range with friends and family and was going to take the kid along with him as well the kid was apparently involved in a incident Diomonte didn’t know about.Keandric lived in his neighborhood and was involved in stolen weapons, grand theft so on and so fourth; the kid is now facing a murder charge a local officer lives down the street from him who works for the Department of Florida City and says “he is a great kid never says much, works out all time around the neighborhood, play sports, a great artist and the kids look up to him and focused on college.” Keandric Daniels supposedly claim the gun was his dad’s and he can use it at the gun range which they were on their way to untill a officer spotted Keandric and held them in custody on the spot. Diomonte having the guns in his bag pack was charged with one open carry on a firearm and stolen property for the other fire arm. You guys can contact him or friends and find out, He also runs Spartan Races and attend other big or local events.

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