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Jimmy Webb; phony Green Beret

by Jonn Lilyea••54

Our partners at Guardians of the Green Beret shared their work on this goofball, Jimmy “Delta” Webb who claimed to be a special forces “Delta” operator;

He put on makeup to fake some war wounds for his Facebook fans;

Webb claimed that there were 70 trained ISIS operatives in the US hunting for him;

But then, when called on it all, he admitted that he had never served a day in the military, at all;

Here’s their four minute report;

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54 thoughts on “Jimmy Webb; phony Green Beret”

  1. Nice lipstick, Jimmuh!

    And for the record, MAYBE the only ISIS pukes stupid enough to go after a vet on American soil would focus not on you, but on a REAL vet, like, say, Tim Kennedy?

    1. Just saying, but if I was an ISIS agent I’d much rather go after Jimmuh Webb than Tim K.

    2. 15 ISIS members are looking for him alright, they need him to replace their goat that died! 😉

  2. Okay, did he punch himself in the eyes, or is that fakery makeup? Inquiring minds want to know.

    Did you guys know that Brad Pitt is getting married AGAIN?!? Gasp! This is headline news, isn’t it!

    1. Jimmy Webb, phony Green Beret, would’ve made headway had he tried to claim to be Uncle Fester, or to be Dennis Howard Chevalier, aka, Denny H. Chevalier, the phony veteran, phony Gulf War Veteran, phony C-130 pilot, serial shotgun wedding and divorce guy working his way to wife number 20. 🙄

      1. Maybe he banged his head on a belt buckle while bingeing on juicy bananas?

  5. There are 70 virgin ISIS guys in the country looking for me and other Delta Force Operators. So, I’m just gonna put my full name and face on Facebook, along with the full name of my fellow Delta member, as well as the names and faces of my friends and family where any child of 8 would be able to figure out where I live.
    Because that’s how us Delta Force Guys are. We know how to keep a secret, and do counter terrorism…um…stuff.

    1. Yup.

      It’s all very highly classified, and they can’t talk about any of it. Ever.

      Except of course when they’re on Facebook, or sitting on a bar stool.

        1. At least this clown isn’t claiming to have written the song, right? Coming so soon after Glen Campbell’s passing, it would be the epitome of bad taste.

  8. “fake metals”, now that’s a good one! I may have to appropriate that for a proper occasion.

  9. Oh what a deceitfull WEBB we weave. Ya know if that apron was tanned leather and he had a fire axe over his shoulder like the same way one would carry a rifle, he could say that he also is a French Foreign Legionaire sapper/engineer. HOLY BEAU GESTE.

    1. I forgot-He has to grow a beard to be a sapper in the French Foreign Legion. I hope he can slow it down to 88 steps a minute when he marches on Bastille Day.

  10. Fake makeup to appeal to his FB followers? Please.

    It appears he has a bullet wound in the center of his forehead.

    (Too bad it isn’t real).

  14. How old is Jimmy Dale Webb?

    I wonder if he is old enough to have served during the war in the old Republic of Viet Nam?

    If so, was he one of those who refused to answer the call to arms, and is now feeling ashamed?

    All those guys who refused to go – – – !

    And now, they pretend they’re Viet Nam veterans.

    Somebody (was it on this web site?) said that for every five guys claiming to have served in Viet Nam, four of them are lying.

  15. Stupid question but is there a Delta patch? I thought such high level groups kinda like to stay out of the line of sight. I can’t imagine there is a Delta patch but I don’t know. Is there?

    Andy Kravetz, reporter
    Peoria (Ill.) Journal Star

    1. Unless something has changed recently they wear the United States Special Operations patch.

      It is the red arrowhead looking patch with the black Fairbairn-Sykes dagger in the center.

      That patch is worn by thousands of command, staff, and support personnel. Many of them with a lot of qualification tabs and badges. So an operator in uniform blends in fairly well except when they have replaced grooming standards.

        1. Commissar, you are correct in the description but it is the United States Army Special Operations Command (USASOC) patch. The United States Special Operations Command (USSOCOM) patch is the rounder black and gold patch. (Macdill AFB)

          1. United States Army Special Operations Command (USASOC) patch

            That’s what I thought he meant.

            That’s who pays me. 🙂

              1. Pougue my ass lol Nobody is buying that IDCSARC.

                Besides who else is a bigger team player?? You’ve hit things that would put the average pecker in immediate retrograde operations.

                Wish you were around the old 5th Group barracks circa 84/85ish when Super Bowl Mary conducted a Pussy Blitzkrieg! You could’ve helped with the penicillin shots afterwards.

        1. what I thought. thanks. I knew there was the arrowhead thingy with the dagger but never have seen a patch that said Delta. Appreciate it. Thanks.

          Andy Kravetz, reporter
          Journal Star

  16. Ahhh the coveted and highly sought after Delta Force tab!! Jimmy Webb I thought that was your picture on the side of the shitter at Camp Dawson!

  19. He sustained those injuries while alongside Jarrett Gimbl in the Battle of White Castle.

    2. Funny.

      My best guess is that he sustained those injuries as he had a few dudes pile up on his two-hole along side Jarrett Gimbi.

  21. At least this goober gave up the charade. So many continue to double down on the stupid.

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