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Justin Stargardt; phony Green Beret

by Jonn Lilyea••41

Our partners at Guardians of the Green Beret shared their work on this over-achiever Justin Stargardt. He has a real high opinion of his service. He’s spent a lot of money on phony finery and certificates for things like Ranger, Special Forces, SEAL, sniper, Raider, Purple Hearts, Silver and Bronze Stars, etc…Here’s his shadowbox;

He really was a Marine and in the Army National Guard, but nothing like Ranger, MARSOC, or Special Forces in his records – no deployments either;

Listen to the stammering fool in this 40-minute phone call;

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41 thoughts on “Justin Stargardt; phony Green Beret”

    2. This pathetic piece of shyt, just shyt on any legitimate service he did! What a freaking moron!!

  2. Are those pics reversed? Or did that tool really put all that Velcro bling on his right shoulder sleeve?

    Regardless…This O ring biscuit is still a SV toad.

  3. This is really cool. The green beret posers have been coming in strong while the SEAL posers have slowed to a trickle! SEALs are still in the lead though.

    Go Army!

  4. The fucktard made corporal and served 4 years. Not that bad from where I sit. I just don’t understand these jackholes who have the need to take otherwise honorable years of service and suddenly they become Rambo? I was a medic and a computer operator. Not that exciting but I served faithfully until I retired.

    1. I have wondered about it for years…the military gives people every opportunity to go do “special” stuff if they want to put in the effort.

      Which is what I think is the key…the effort. It is just so much easier to pretend.

  7. “Jesus Christ, everything known to man.” That’s the funniest line from the phonecon.

    I wanna see him with all that bling on a leather vest and him on his Harley. That and a doorag, bunches of tats and a ponytail would be nice touches. Oh, and a dog. A mutt has to be in the mix somewhere. THEN I’ll take him seriously. Until then … meh.

  8. I think some of my brain may have become necrotic listening to the call because of his answers. I may not be capable of working in the OR tonight.

  10. This Just in, I don’t see his Nicaraguan Campaign Medal (1912) nor his China Service Medal. Was he also a China Horse Marine that wore OD Green, ate steaks 3 inches thick on a guide on stick????

  12. What an ass-tastic toad stool (not the bar chair, think brown stuff from your 4th point of contact) 👿

  13. Don’t let the bastards get you down Justin. Why don’t you come to the 5th SFG(A) organization day / reunion next month…. I’ll buy you a beer.

    ps bring your shadowbox

        1. He should bring all those keen certificates to, so they may be properly presented to him.

  14. Lawsy, mercy, if that ain’t the msssiest mess I ever done seen, I don’t know what is.

    Why is his DD and the other paper out of focus? Looks like they were photographed, not copied.

    Now I need a Snickers ice cream bar to comfort my wounded brain.

    1. Seems whoever took it skipped the stop down meter document photography block of instruction.

    2. Maybe that explains all the shit on his right pocket and the right triple canopy….he reversed the negative.

  16. About Damn time we had a P.O.S represent the army in the stolen valor games

    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  17. A Corporal Captain Major Landing Support Special Forces Delta sniper?

    Cocksucker.

  18. Looks like this cat phoned up Medals of America and said “Fuck it..just send me one of each”.

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