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Step Hahn; phony Green Beret

The folks at Guardians of the Green Beret got their website set up finally after getting booted from their Facebook page and I was perusing their site when I came across this fellow, Step Hahn, whom I’d never seen before, so I snagged their work on him.

Apparently, he’d stolen a photo from Soldiers’ Magazine and captioned it to be a photo of himself;

The photographer says that it wasn’t Hahn;

According to his records, he left active duty a decade before the GWOT, and he left the Guard in early 2001, so he couldn’t have been in AFghanistan to take the picture, and he wasn’t a medic or special forces trained, or airborne trained;

When the folks at Guardians of the Green Beret contacted Hahn, he bravely shut down his Facebook page. So, he’s out there somewhere.

26 thoughts on “Step Hahn; phony Green Beret

  1. He was a fukking Combat Engineer? WTF is wrong with just saying he was a combat engineer?

    1. Actually, I think it was being identified as an Engineer. Son-in-law was a college engineer grad but wore Chemical Corps insignia I guessed to avoid the stigma of being associated with engineers. I though what a dumb ass since retirement demands for engineers are more than for chem types. Go figure.

    1. Dogs urinate on him passed out in a city park…dude needs to throttle back on the Old English 800

  2. I’m guessing that as a SPECIAL FECES WARRIOR, STEP HAHN is an expert at manhole inspecting and taint tickling…

    Cocksucker

      1. I am transitioning.

        I do like the fact you are thinking.

        To not do so would give 11B’s a bad name.

        1. Thinking is overrated. I just use auto-correct and self-generate to post comments.
          And google translate.

  3. So Hahn’s went Solo in his endeavor to be a phony Green Beret. Well, I’ve got to Hahn’d it to him for his try.

    1. It is rather ass-tastic isn’t it? Maybe some Swamp Donkey will find him and smash out those freaking chicklets.

    2. He looks like a purple and pink velvet lounge lizard, especially with that meat gazer’s stare.

  4. Well, here’s another one I don’t get. If he wanted to be part of that, why not just re-up?

    1. Aversion to the realities of the arduous nature of the pipeline training I would imagine..it’s a fukking marathon

      1. And the posers are not up for more than a 10′ dash – to the fridge for more beer during the commercial.

  5. OK… combat engineer, military police, Missouri Guard, throw in a couple of tours of duty in Ferguson, MO dodging Molotov cocktails… and there you have it, a fully qualified SF soldier…

  6. He “is” special, just not Special Forces.
    But, he self-identifies as one in his own mind.

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