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Antione D. McNeal; phony SEAL

by Jonn Lilyea••150

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Someone sent us their work on this fellow Antione D. McNeal who claims to be a Navy SEAL and claims to have been awarded the Navy Cross while he was a SEAL;

The Navy doesn’t remember it like that – he was an honorably discharged Gunner Mate Second Class (an E-5) with thirteen years of service;

No SEAL Training, no valor medals, no combat service.

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150 thoughts on “Antione D. McNeal; phony SEAL”

    1. My brain spontaneously ripped itself in half after I struggled to read that borderline incomprehensible bullshit.

      1. After sorting out the tortured syntax, sentence fragments, and phonetic spelling, I realized–wait a minute–downed chopper, Public Enemy Number One…I see what he’s trying so hard to say without coming out and saying it–it wasn’t Robert O’Neill who capped Bin Laden, it was Antione D. McNeill!

        Bravo Zulu indeed!

        1. LOL… this is a story of legends. The douchebaggery performed her is Medal of Honor worthy. Hell did this same thing or something similar happen in the movie “Battle LA”?

    2. Whoever wrote that commendation letter speaks hisself a little ebonics, maybe as a first language, and has taken some ESL training.

      1. Well, I reckon it was writ by ole Marty hisself, cause you know he was raised in the hood in Joisey City./smile

        1. He went “draw fire on his self” only thing missing is the “mutherfuckas”
          I’m sure the JCS talks like that in his fantasy.

    3. ‘…and guaranteed a success rate of 100%.’

      WTF is that even supposed to mean?

      ‘GUARANTEED’…in combat.

      Mmmmmkay. Good luck with that.

      I know of 1 actual ‘guarantee’ that I have faith in: The SARC Would Hit It. Even in combat. 😉

            1. Actually, in my younger days I got more than my fair share. I’m retired.

              Don’t hate the playa, hate the game!

  3. Yet ANOTHER (idiot) who crapped on honorable service with SEAL B.S. Most people who serve don’t make E-5; I’d be quite proud of that.

    You blew it. Enjoy your Google fame, Antoine D. McNeal.

    1. It was a “deversion”…leadership should always be shaken (and not stirred). I “guraranteed” it.

  5. I’m clueless on time in grade norms for promotions these days in any Service, but is E5 at 13 normal? I would think at least E6?

    1. Not at all normal.

      Barely made E-5 (promoted on 12-16, meaning last increment of the March 2004 exam) and stuck at GM2 for over 7 years, meaning he either failed or PNA’d every GM1 exam from March 2007 until he got out.

      Bottom line, not the sharpest tool in the shed.

      He should have been a senior GM1, if not GMC.

      1. True, and I am somewhat outdated/out of touch/out of the loop but depending on rate (before SpecWar got its own rate) PO2 was not at all uncommon fairly quickly in The Teams.

    2. Addendum: and it still took him 5 1/2 years to make E-5.

      I was putting on PO1 just before I hit 6 years.

      1. Well I wasn’t in the combat arms part of the Army, I was a mechanic. Making Rank as a Mechanic is slow specially after E5. That was when all of the MOS’s would filter down to a single MOS. So seeing a E5 with 13yrs wasn’t common but it wasn’t unheard of either.

  6. E5 at 13 is not normal. Especially for Gunners Mates. But when you’ve been as busy as he was “Impervising” and saving the world you don’t have time for such things like passing exams and advancements.

    1. Yeah, I was wondering about that. Has 3 GCM’s, so not a crank stepper – probably just a plodder. Not always bad, but most likely hit with “up or out”.

      1. Once again I will caveat my statement. Not defending him, but…….

        Out of his 13 years, he did just shy of 3 years in the Navy Reserve. For all three of those years, the advancement quota for GM2 to GM1 (E-5 to E-6) was 4.9% which means out of 469 folks who took the test only 23 advanced to E-6. the year prior to that it was slightly better at 8.65% advancement to GM1.

        Like I said, I’m not defending him, just providing information to those who don’t understand how advancement can and does work in the Navy. It can be a real drag sometimes…….

        1. Actually, I believe his assignments list above shows all his Naval Reserve service occurring after he was released from active duty on 29 Feb 2012. His final assignment ended on 28 Feb 2015, which is the Reserve Obligation End Date specified on his DD214.

          Per his DD214, he had 13 years 1 mo 17 days of active duty when he was released from active duty on 29 Feb 2012 as an E5. His date of rank to E5, per his DD214, was 16 Dec 2007 – which means he made E5 with nearly 9 years in service. (He seems to missing one GCM, so maybe that’s the reason it took him close to 9 years to make E5.) He held that rank until he was released from active duty at the end of Feb 2012.

          1. Yep, he was definitely slow. If the numbers are correct, he made Torpedoman 2nd Class (TM2) off of either the last or second to last test before the TM rating was disestablished and they were all force-converted into Gunners Mate’s. After that, the learning curve was high and a lot of former TM’s didn’t fare to well and a lot were really bitter which translated into lower advancement rates for them until they either decided to get with the program and assimilate or be left behind.

            So, his earliest possible look at the E-6 exam for GM would have more than likely have been the March exam in 2011 which means he would have only had 2 or maybe, just maybe 3 looks at the E-6 test before separating from active duty.

            Taking the E-6 exam 2-3 times before advancing (back then) was pretty average. Closer to 2 times, but whose counting!

          2. Hondo, maybe my eyes are getting old but I think his date of rate was 12/16/2004.

            Either way, not exactly high speed as far as advancement.

            1. You’re eyes may be getting old – but mine likely have a decade on them. Your eyes were correct. His correct DOR to E5 is 2004, not 2007.

              Guess it’s about time to schedule an optometrist exam again . . . .

      2. Not so sure about that, Fjardeson.

        DD214 says he served 13 years 1 mo 17 days active duty between Jan 1999 and the end of Feb 2012. If I recall correctly, the NGCM only required 3 years “good time” since 1996. So I think he should have 4 GCMs with 13 years active – not 3.

        Sounds to me like something he did somewhere along the line kept him from getting the 4th.

        1. Yep, yer right Hondo! Good catch.

          Another interesting factoid. As per his DD-214, shows he did 13Y 1M 17D active duty. But, on that “career history sheet” it also shows that he had just shy of 3 years (35 months) in the Navy Reserve which would have put him at 16 years total assuming he had “good years” in the reserves.

          Pretty odd for a guy with 16 years to just pop smoke – or is it? LOL!!

          2. I pulled the pin at 12 years as an E-6 up for E-7. I had 3 kids I was going to lose. At the same time an E-7 with 16 years let it go.He was called to go to seminary. There can be legit reasons to quit.

            1. I was in a similar situation. No shame in pulling the plug at that point, especially if 1–putting on khaki is virtually impossible (as it was in my day in my NEC), 2–someone offers you triple what you were making with no duty days, no deployments, etc.

              You get the idea.

        2. I heard it changed but I’m not sure. When I was in the big gray canoe club, GCMS took 4 years to earn.

  7. So before anybody asks, MCNEAL,ANTIONEDEMETRIUSWAY is worth 38 points for those of you playing Name Scrabble (Home Version).

  8. That citation for the Navy Cross is priceless. He distinguishes “his self”. The semi colon is used as a comma. Sentences begin and end without passing essential information…
    And the whole thing is presented on the wrong form.
    Not to mention that the sort of actions mentioned would not merit the NCM, since the NCM is awarded for SINGLE actions rather than aggregate actions over a period of time.
    This guy has the IQ of a hose nozzle.

    1. Yea I’m wondering if he was an ASVAB waver.

      “There’s one ASVAB waver in every platoon. If you don’t know who yours is, it’s probably you.”

        1. I never waved my ASVAB at anyone. And if I did, it was before cell-phones had video capability….

    3. But he took out “Public Enemy Number 1″…guess the SEALs are capping rappers now…I would award medals for that

    4. And we all know that Navy Cross always comes with the Special Warfare Insignia on the top and bottom of the citation.

    5. Cat IV special for sure.

      Then again, GM’s were never confused with nukes.

  11. He is one mean spelling M-F’er, I’ll give him dat.

    Plus taking out Public Enemy No. 1 has to count toward promotion…right?

  12. I’m sure this douche is now working to have his “Navy Cross” upgraded to the MOH…

  13. As far as him being a 13 year E-5, not defending him but……

    Like any branch of the service, how you act/perform (enlisted evaluations) play a TON into how quickly you might advance. But, unlike other branches, the Navy requires that service members take a navy-wide advancement examination. Your exam score + evaluation performance mark average (PMA) + award point = final score.

    Prior to taking the test (2 times a year for E-4 to E-6) the Navy releases the quotas or how many people they will be advancing to the next higher paygrade in that rate (job field)(for you Army, Air Force & Marine Corps folks think MOS)

    So, if the Navy is over manned at the E-6 level for Sonar Technician (Surface) the quota will be a big fat ZERO. Which means you could ace the exam, have the best eval’s in the history of ever, be maxed out on award points (12 total) and still not advance because there are no quotas available.

    The actual term for the score that you need to beat to advance is “Final Multiple Score” or “FMS”. After you take the test and wait a few months for grading, the results are finally released to the individual commands and you find out if you made it or not. The next and final bit of info that is handed out is the individual “Profile Sheet”. The profile sheet shows how you did on the exam graded & averaged against your peer’s in that particular rate. It will show your final score as well as the final multiple or score you need to beat to advance.

    I have personally seen profile sheets from guys who killed the exam, had everything else going for them and should by all accounts be advancing but then you look at the box on the right and the number in the Final Multiple box is “999.99”. An impossible score to beat which means the quota was zero for that advancement cycle.

    It’s a real eye opener for the folks that didn’t bother checking the quotas for advancement prior to taking it.

    Also, he’s a Gunners Mate by name but a Torpedoman by trade. They combined rates in 2007. I’d have to check and see what their advancement rates were like.

    1. The dreaded 999. Seen that many times. Thank god not my rate but had some pretty high FM’s to advance.
      I believe GM was bound up pretty bad after the Rate combination. Usually is the case.

      1. I was blessed to have never seen the feared “999.99”

        The GM rate…..

        When they smashed the Torpedoman in with the GM’s it caused a huge mess!! A exam for all. So a surface TM who previously dealt with only MK46 MOD 5AS torpedo’s, MK32 SVTT’s and all of the auxiliary handling equipment to be thrust into a whole new world of gun mounts, missile magazines and launchers – traumatic at best. Most of those guys had a few hard years until they got up to speed.

        Back in the day, the Navy tried to merge Mineman and Sonar Technician (Surface) into one rating. I studied the crap out of some Mineman rate training info! We took one combined advancement test with the MN crap on it and then it was decided not to continue doing that – thanks for that!

        A few years later, the OT ratings (OTA, OTM & OTR) were force-converted into STG’s. Sucked for them big time. Most of them had no sea time and if they did it was on ships that weren’t surface combatants like their new peers.

        1. I was an OTA3, prior to ETS, the rate was closed for E-5 before I got out, and I couldn’t promote within then the Navy decided to not allow cross rating, just before I took the MAA exam. At that time MAA started at E-5, and went up from there.

      2. Even nukes had the dreaded 999.99 for PO2 more than once, because so many guys would do a STAR reenlistment right after prototype, which means there were guys stuck at PO3 until they got out at 6 years.

        I got lucky. When I made PO2, they rated a whopping 14 Navy-wide. But so many guys got out, by the time you went up for PO1, all you had to do was spell your name correctly and get 4 numbers of your SSN right.

        1. I PNA’d (Passed, Not Advanced) my first try at HM1.  I missed by 0.02 points.  I missed the question re the temperature a bulk milk dispenser should be maintained.  The killer?  Did I mention the exam was given in the chow hall?  Did I also mention that, after turning in my exam and returning to my seat, I noticed that I was sitting less than ten feet from a bulk milk dispenser?  Did I mention that the temperature the unit was to be maintained was displayed on the front of the unit in large type?  Did I mention that I missed the question re the temperature to be maintained and that correctly answering that question would have easily given me the 0.02 points needed for advancement?  Did I mention that this pisses me off to this day?  Yeah, that should be obvious.  Oh, well, it’s one of those no-shitters we all have through life.  Funny as hell, even today.  BTW, here’s the most recent data I could find re maintaining temperatures of various units.  It might be of benefit to those HM2 sitting for HM1.  

          Table 1-4. Temperature Requirements for Refrigerated Spaces
          Refrigerated Storage Space
          Temperature Range
          1. Freezers
          0 degrees or Lower
          2. Dairy Products Box
          32-34 degrees F
          3. Chilled Bulk Storage
          33-36 degrees F
          4. Thaw Box
          36-38 degrees F
          5. Reach-in Reefer
          34-40 degrees F

    1. Other than his GCM’s x 3 (Good Conduct on the active duty side), about the only other personal award that I would halfway expect to see him rocking would be a Navy Achievement Medal possibly for and end of tour award especially since this unfortunately started to become the norm in the late-90’s.

      Other than that, his award tally looks pretty normal to me.

      1. Well we know he was not going to get an award for his administrative and grammatical prowess!

        1. Sure he will…he be writin hisself up anotha reword citation fo de “Navy Accommodation Metal”…

  15. Why is trying to look like the Unibomber in that top photo? Is that his Hallowe’en costume for that year?

    3. The unibomber was brilliant but crazy…our lookalike here is nearly the perfect opposite

  17. “Helping Vets, Helping Vets Who Are Helping Vets Get Help.”

    “It sounded good when I started it.”

  18. “BRAVO ZULU” Martin Dempsey?

    I remember giving my Army National Guard platoon a “BZ” after an annual training exercise (started life as a Marine but became part of the ‘peace dividend’ in 1991). Never saw so many confused faces in my life…..I could be wrong, but I doubt an Army 4-Star would use that term, especially in this manner.

    1. AZ,

      I can only imagine the look on those guys faces, as it was on mine the first time I saw BZ. I never heard it used in the Army Reserve or National Guard.

      Its only by reading it here and hopefully getting the context right that I think BZ means DAMN GOOD JOB! Is it a flag signal?

      Gotta love that certificate, oh so official! Im pretty sure that the honest to goodness Navy award certificates, look something like the Army ones. I do like the SEAL insignia though…nice touch.

      My past misdeeds caught up with me and at one point in time I was sentenced to being the S-1 for a reserve battalion. I cannot imagine the fun it would have been to have my heels locked by our OCD former SF XO to have my spelling errors pointed out to me in very very excruciating detail… On the positive side of things Mad Mel did indeed teach the importance of attention to detail. Something this at the time carefree armor (that’s cavalry goddamit) 1LT needed to learn.

      The hoodie look is great too. Sheesh

  19. You have got to be shitting me, this moroon couldn’t pass a third grade spelling test! He obviously has never heard of spell check or God forbid a dictionary! Why do these ass hamster posers never put forth at least a believable story? I hope this shit stain enjoys his Google fame for the rest of his life. Again we have someone that has a decent record of serving his country and he has to take a giant shit all over his record and his reputation! Go back to reading your comic books and try and invent another great combat action toy! And one more thing, Fuck Off you giant gerbil felcher!

  20. You guys got it all wrong.
    McNeal/McSeal…so close anybody could have misunderstood him.

  21. Apart from all the other obvious nonsense, WTF is “OPERATION FOREVER MORE” supposed to be?

    1. OPERATION FOREVER MORE is when you send a dozen red roses to your wife at her place of work on her payday.

      Always worked for me, since she has me on a 50 cent a day allowance from the combined family budget for almost 40 years now.

        1. Citation reads as follows: “Once upon a midnight dreary”…..sorry I couldn’t resist.

        2. Nothing NSW-related will ever, ever top the actual tale/relating of events re: SEAL Team ZERO. 😉

    3. I think Forever More was the code word for the Battle of Chateaubriand.

      Buy I don’t think he is old enough to have fought in that conflict.

      1. Operation Forever More? That was the title of Led Zeppelin’s album planned follow-up to Led Zeppelin IV (on which their tune “The Battle of Nevermore” can be found). It was never released.

        The master tapes for the album were being delivered by private airplane at deadline, but were lost. Seems the aircraft ran out of fuel and crashed 200′ short of the runway on the final leg of the journey to deliver the tapes to their record company’s main office. The pilot knew it was going to be close, but his discount-store calculator told him he had just enough fuel to make it – so he passed on refueling at his next-to-last stop.

        The impact threw the tapes into the crashed aircraft’s still-freewheeling propeller, which tangled, cut, and mangled them beyond all use or recovery. No backups of the tapes existed, so the album was lost to history.

        The band went into a month-long funk, then grabbed themselves firmly by their stacking-swivels and set to work recording “Houses of the Holy”. The incident is immoralized in the fourth track of “Houses of the Holy”, titled “The Crunge”.

        Anyway: that’s my story and I’m sticking to it. (smile)

  22. All that was needed to be said is “He started as a TM”!! Torpedo mates always seem to come in two flavors.
    1) Pretty good sailor
    2) Mother and father were brother and sister and had no business making him!!

    2. In the ‘good’ category for TM:

      Ike Rodriguez
      PO2, USN
      ST-4
      KIA Panama, 1989

  23. Am not familiar with the new Navy standards but I hate to use these words- “WHEN I WAS IN” We had guys that put in there years and retired at a decent young age, started a new job,retired from that and had 2 pensions coming in. Not bad.

  24. No chopper, no dog, no (obvious) tattoos, no doo rag (but a nice hoodie), and the list goes on. This guy isn’t even trying. I will give him props, however, for such a well-written certificate.

  26. You said he has no combat service but his DD214 says he has a “Global War On Terrorism Expeditionary Medal”. That’s a campaign medal.

    1. No Combat Action Ribbon. You can get a GWOTEM without even being in a combat zone.

      1. The Global War on Terrorism Expeditionary Medal may be awarded for approved operations performed in any of the following geographical areas:[10]

        Afghanistan
        Algeria
        Azerbaijan
        Bahrain
        Bosnia-Herzegovina
        Bulgaria (Bourgas)
        Burkina Faso
        Chad
        Colombia
        Crete
        Cyprus
        Diego Garcia
        Djibouti
        Egypt
        Eritrea
        Ethiopia
        Georgia
        Guantanamo Bay, Cuba
        Hungary
        Iran
        Iraq[11] Discontinued for service in Iraq as of 1 January 2012. Resumed for Operation Inherent Resolve.[12]
        Israel
        Jordan
        Kazakhstan
        Kenya
        Kosovo (only specified GWOT operations)
        Kuwait
        Kyrgyzstan
        Lebanon
        Mali
        Mauritania
        Morocco
        Niger
        Nigeria
        Oman
        Pakistan
        Philippines
        Qatar
        Romania (Constanţa)
        Saudi Arabia
        Senegal
        Sierra Leone
        Somalia
        Syria
        Tajikistan
        Tanzania
        Tunisia
        Turkey (East of 35 degrees E Longitude)
        Turkmenistan
        United Arab Emirates
        Uzbekistan
        Yemen

        1. Dang. I’m just 42 years too late to qualify for one in the P.I. I mean, I performed some “special operations” in the Midnight Rambler and Buzzard by the Bay. 🙂 Anyone for the smile game?

      2. The medal is given for combat operations against terrorist worldwide regardless of being in a combat zone.

        2. I was a staff officer at CENTCOM HQ. I spent 5 months at our “forward” base in Qatar. It was where the generals lived and worked, so it was nice.

          Our forward base was where the guys from Afghanistan would come to chill out when they got a 3 day pass. Hell there was a Chili’s on post, a Burger King, and they even had movie night, and a swimming pool. You could get 2 beers a day at the club they had set up, and there was TV.

          We worked hard, but we had hot chow, beds, and the biggest danger I ever faced was driving into town to pick up people at the airport.

          I have a GWOTEM and a GWOT.

  27. That letter is an instant classic. If Hyacinth Bouquet spoke ebonics, she would likely say, “He covered his self in glory, but only in the most polite ways, you know.”

  29. I wonder if he got the security job at the Venetian in Vegas as a result of his deeds of daring while serving as a secret squirrel …

  30. Had I managed to score high enough to make E5 I would have done it in four years. I passed the test just didn’t have a high enough score to get promoted. They did promise it to me if I re upped and successfully completed B school.

  32. First of all.. This is my brother…. And You saved his photo from Twitter and then posted faked documents with completely inaccurate information.

    I was at his Navy Graduation….And the Medal? I seen it in person. He served 3 tours in Iraq and Afghanistan. My family use to send him “car packages” overseas. This blog post is defamatory and untrue. You should be ashamed of yourself for attacking a person that served his country for over a decade. You don’t even know him… You did a twitter search and decided to post Bullshyt about a Military Member. And yes he had a gofund me.. Because he was sick and tired of seeing homeless veterans in California and wanted to step up do something about you idiot.

    It’s convenient how you tried to take random shyt, and use that to create this false story.

    I’m a blogger as well… And I would never blatantly post lies about someone just to get attention.

  33. I see that you deleted my comment. And it’s Hilarious that you think you know his military record and you never meet him a day in your life.

    I’m going to recommend for my brother to sue you.

    2. ATTENTION KMART SHOPPERS, SOCKPUPPET CLEANUP IN AISLE 13!!!

      OOH, and a lawer threat as well, NEVER seen one of those, have we?

      You’ve resurrected a dead thread, MAY GOOGLE®™ BE WITH YOU, the internet is forever!

    3. WHOOOP! WHOOOP! WHOOOP!
      Sockpuppet alert on Zombie Thread!
      Repeat: Sockpuppet alert on Zombie Thread!

      Stan ain’t no man, he’s a puppet fan!

      Yo’ famblie sent him “car packages”? What, did they have to load up cases of MD 20/20 in the trunk to bring to his dive?

      Lawyer, up, Stan The Fan. We’ll wait.

      Antione D. McNeal
      ain’t no Navy SEAL.
      A Gunner Mate his jive,
      just an ol’ E-5.

      Go try to peddle your smoke somewhere else. We’ll just laugh you out of the room.

      1. Let him come back again and I’ll call for The Official TAH Wall of Insults®™ on him!

        1. Yeah “Stan”,
          Come on back here and I’ll bitch slap you and Antinoiny.
          / Duh “D” mus stan fo dikless, yo, right bitch titties?!?!

        2. Well I don’t see where “Stan The Man” isn’t going to come back yet. I hope soon. Just putting this back on the front page for GOOGLE LOVE

  34. Hey Antione D. McNeal, just keeping the Google®™a-flowing for ya, where’s that lawer-suit you were talking about, Antione D. McNeal? C’mon Antione D. McNeal, this ain’t the first time someone has threatened to lawer-up. Just sayin’ Antione D. McNeal, you’re messing with some dawgs thats been around the block a few times and you gonna get bit, Antione D. McNeal!

    1. C’mon, Antione D. McNeal my popcorn’s getting stale. Where you at, dawg? That car package of Mad Dog 20/20 got you?

    2. Hey GB, I think that Antione D. McNeal was more of a yapping teacup poodle or chihuahua than the “big dawg” he was pretending to be. You know how those little “Yap Dogs” as I refer to them will just “yip. yip. yip,..” while running in circles? IMHO Antione D. McNealjust “yipped” and ran back inside, we haven’t heard shit since a sockpuppet of Antione D. McNeal decided to sound off and resurrect the thread, GOOGLE®™ be with you, Antione D. McNeal!

        2. Oh, Antione D. McNeal – want to make it right?
          Fess up liar.
          You were nothing more than an E5.
          You had served, but you had to go and lie about your service.
          Your forgery is laughable. You need to go back to school and actually study English this time instead of having your thumb up your 3rd point of contact.

      2. I know. They are the first to charge, and the first to cry when a big dog growls back at them.

        I think Antione D. McNeal is like one of them.

  35. Hey, Ant-Toe-JUAN,
    SUCK IT.
    The internet and Google®™ are NOT going anywhere and your lies and your bullshit are out here for ALL TO SEE.
    Eat a GIANT steaming bowl and DICK SOUP.

  36. HERE WE GO, I now hereby officially make a motion for Antione D. McNeal to receive The Official TAH Wall of Insults!!!

    2. OK Then,
      We have a motion for the Wall of Insults®™ for ole’ Ant-tah-oney.
      Do we have a Second?

      1. Alrighty,
        Good ole’ Josey has Seconded.
        Do we have an “aye” vote to launch on Antione “Dicklips” McNeal?

          1. Thanks Mick,
            Damn guys, I was starting to get worried you weren’t paying attention.

            Well, now that is finished, we have met the TAH Robert’s Rules requirements. Only one “AYE” vote needed.

            Hey Antione “Dicklips” & “Stan, He’s my brother sockpuppet” McNeal

            Bend over, here it comes, BITE THE PILLOW, WE’RE GOING IN DRY!!!
            You’ve earned it by being a crybaby little BITCH and not manning up and admitting your lies.

            Wall of Insults®™
            (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus)

            FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
            TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
            DANGER CLOSE!!!!
            MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
            TAKE COVER!!!!!

            Antione D. “Dicklips” McNeal, NOT a SEAL, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Cambodian cunt sauce, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, Soup Sandwich, Poster-child for abortion, Swallowing Spooge Sampler, Klootviool, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, tit, Sharmouta, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, needle dick bug fucker, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, jejeongsin-iya?, whore-hopping, Soppspiste Pitbulkukkforhud, stench-ridden, shiftless, monkey-buggerer, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, salad tosser, gonorrheatic urethral cliff diver, smeerlap, fud, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, Mayor Grundle of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, snowball, Coprophagous fop, swizzle tits, giggling beerflecked canker blossom , ball-tickling & ball gargling bullshiat artist, R2-Dildo, Hand in your badge, Adolf, you fart repeatedly just to make yourself smell better, spunk-trumpet, Bakrauf, face down ass up weak kneed pillow biter, maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting, Pissflap, overzealous polyp burglar, poser quim squirt, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, I wanna get a running start and drop kick him right in the ‘ol yogurt gun, Fustilarian, less popular than a Cheese and Veggie Omelet MRE, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral, butt-pirate, toadstool slime-inhaling dick-drizzling sludge, prodigious jenkem huffer, Asparagus-dick, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, You’re dumber than snake mittens, Wooden dildo, assplow, Piss Whistle, moron, Poodle Raper, cunt fart, Prevaricating orally diarrhetic sphincter mouth, Wino sphincter/ballsack coinesseur, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, Stronzo, Pie-Faced Crotch Pheasant, Road apple, Mule muffins, Buffalo bagels, Beaver biscuits, pony pucks & Pigeon pellets (Shout out to M*A*S*H Col. Potter) , Straight Up Stupid Motherfucker, this buttmunch needs to eat out the rotten asshole of a road-killed skunk, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, Fair suck of the sav, is so unimaginably and extraordinarily vapid and mindlessly stupid that he could get lost in an elevator, Meretricious, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, likes to suck the turds out of rabid dogs bungholes, baby cave, tittilating scrotalator pole smoker, Vaginal Sand Fairy, Drollenpijper, wide open mouth pivot man in a circle jerk, feral abacus, leg humper, meadow muffin, ax wound drippings, you’re such a loser, when you spank your little wee-wee, your hand falls asleep, horse squeeze Ball Cheese, when I saw this sperm receptacle, soggy biscuit eater, my eyes rolled so hard I saw my own brain stem, Schlumpadinka, wazzock, Tampon Tunnel, used toilet paper-sniffing meat gazer, terminal crotch infection, asshat, roach turd-munching shit-for-brains, dick pickle, gòrach pìos de cac, It looks like he smeared super glue on his lip and chin and went down on Whoopi Goldberg’s cootchie, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, feejackapeesack, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, bunghole warrior, cockwomble, bread loaf end slice, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, looks like hammered dog shit, Your mother may have told you that you could be anything you wanted, but a douchebag wasn’t what she meant, If Mr. Rogers were alive, he’s piss on your grave, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, Head paddler in the douche canoe, Uncle Fucker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, Herp-Burger, poofter, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Assistant Jizz mopper in training, chronic hemorrhoid, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, Sea Donkey, festering pool of anal leakage, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, can go suck a fat baby’s dick, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, bawbag, about as useful as a white crayon, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, scunner, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, douche & enema nozzle, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, schlong juice, cum-guzzling gutter butt-slut sphincter goblin, If you stuck your brain up a gnat’s ass, it would look like a BB in a boxcar, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, pussytits, Milksop, You vacuous, toffee-nosed malodorous pervert, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, Jizztissue, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, Bunghole Baby, donkey raping shit-eater, twatface, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck your own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee) NOT a SEAL, NOT a recipient of the Navy Cross, is a punk and a BITCH and SUCKS as stalking and can’t even sockpuppet very well, if Obama had a retarded son that survived being aborted, Rumpleforeskin, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, anal bum cover (LOL SNL Jeopardy), taint cookie, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, I hope his ego hits the floor like a turd from a tall cows ass, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, walking shart shooter, minge, moldy dingleberry on a roadkill swamp rat’s ass, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twatscicle, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, Inbred buck-toothed Swamp Donkey, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Gerbal Felcher, dingleberry circling ass buzzard, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, bukakke glazed shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, sack of Siberian and stack of cum-stained hadji sheep shit”, mangina micropeen, Fuckrag, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with his OWN used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.

            FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
            Here endith the lesson.

            1. K’BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

    4. Come on now, API went to all that trouble.
      Guys?!?!
      /front page bitch.
      // Antione D. McNeal GOOGLE Mo Fo.

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