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Mike Jolly; part II

by Jonn Lilyea••63

Last week we talked about Mike Jolly the martial arts instructor who used to brag that he was a Marine. We heard that he had also been in the Air Force, but he had walked away from the job. Well, it turns out that’s true. He walked away from the Air Force just three days after 9-11-2001;

At least he’d finished basic training in the Air Force, but three days after 9-11. I’m sure it was just a coincidence.

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63 thoughts on “Mike Jolly; part II”

  2. Funny, in his apology on the other thread he left out his 4 months in the Air Force.

  3. Hmm. Left the USAF as an E1 after 6+months of active duty, plus no mention of any prior service on his USMC DD214.

    I’m guessing the man didn’t exactly depart the USAF on good terms – and also didn’t mention that fact to the USMC when he signed up with them in 2006. But I could be wrong about those guesses.

    1. Addendum: might not be an ELS, either. Counting the days between 14 Mar and 14 Sep 2001 (inclusive), I get 186. I believe that an ELS has to occur during the first 180 days of active duty service.

      1. If they get the ball rolling on ELS prior to 180 days and the actual boot doesn’t happen until 186, couldn’t he still be ELS?

        1. I don’t believe so as his AF paper work shows his Docs were forwarded to the
          VA that usually a Sign he completed his 180 service for benefits
          The lack of ribbons could be because someone dropped the ball or he pissed off who ever issued his 214
          Just a guess

          1. I never got sentenced to a tour of recruiting duty, Skippy – so I’ll ask: what happens if someone simply “neglects” to mention past service with another branch? Does that routinely get caught, or do they sometimes slip through for a while?

            I’m thinking that the guy might have gotten a General/Under Honorable Conditions release from the USAF for some reason and simply not mentioned that prior service when he enlisted in the USMC. The USMC obviously didn’t know about it, because they list zero prior active service on his USMC DD214 (he served 6+ mo in the USAF several years earlier).

        2. I believe 180 days is the breakpoint after which an ELS is no longer an option. After that, I think another form of administrative discharge must be used. But I can’t say with certainty that what you propose is impossible, either.

    2. Hondo if it was bad terms with the Air Force he wouldn’t be able to enlist in any other branch of
      Service I was trapped in recruiting before they retired me and we would have a lot of wash outs
      Or folks who had other issues like family care plans and so on
      It required a waiver and was no big deal unless they F-up
      And then they would do a 10 investigation (I hope I got it right )
      My year being trapped in recruiting I only saw one done and it was because
      The background was not done properly and it was caught at MEPS
      The moron was wanted for Murder in Florida and the FBI picked him up at
      The Salt Lake City MEPS

      1. I was in Recruiting from 07-10.

        He wouldn’t have been able to “hide” prior service

        As soon as his SSN was typed into the system his previous enlistment would have popped up

        1. We all use the same enlistment processing system. Hence MEPS

          And not AREPS, or AFEPS or NAVEPS or MCEPS

          1. Oh and btw. As of Monday I’m now a proud US Army civilian employee of MEPS (Test Administrator)

            Glad to be back around folks in uniform

            1. Congrats. Test em to death. Don’t let the dummys slip through.

              BTW, my last Brigade S-4 (before I retired) was an Infantry 0-4E.

              Damn good troop.

                1. Yep, I had seen that before and was waiting for the appropriate moment to bring it into a conversation.

                  I was the 1st Bde, 4th ID S-4 NCO from 88-91 at Carson.

                1. Ground mounted, Jeep mounted or a Hammerhead?

                  Knew lots of guys over the years in the CSC’s of both 1/15 and 1/12 INF.

    2. I think the ‘service’ that’s right for him is the one where the ‘service person’ asks “Would you like fries with that?”

      (Sorry, a bit cranky. No rain last night.)

  5. Looking at the DD214, he apparently was eliminated from the initial enlisted aircrew course at Sheppherd. He had signed on to be a tanker (KC-135/KC-10) boom operator but never made it to Altus where the skill specific training occurs.

    I believe that other than the altitude chamber the rest of the curriculum at that course only required the student to recognize the pointy end of the airplane three times out of four.

    2. High demand asset during post 9-11 military operations…he could have been somebody…as opposed to pretending at it..

    3. Even if he washed out, enlistment contracts almost always have a caveat that if one fails a “guaranteed” school, they can be (and are) reassigned based on the needs of the service.

      So the fact he got the boot sure is telling.

      1. I knew several guys that happened to. Since the school was after Jump School guess where they ended up with a couple just up the street from me at Bragg

      2. Six weeks of Basic would take him to the end of April with a mid-May Initial tech school (4 months) which would be mid Sept. I suspect if you bilge out of the course early enough the ensuing faculty board might have been pre 9/11 with a departure on 9/14.

        IMO not a bright guy as it doesn’t look like he contributed to MGIB. Very short sighted.

  6. “I washed out of the Air Force. Hmm…maybe I’ll do better in the Marine Corps!”

  8. Maybe they caught him using Ivory Flakes in the shower. It takes longer to pick them up you know.

  9. Getting out right after 9/11? That makes him lower than moldy cockroach shit in my book, I hereby motion for The Wall of Insults®™ to be deployed on Mike Jolly!!

    2. We have a request for the Wall of Insults®™ for Mike Jolly,

      I am in full agreement as this MOTHERFUCKING DICKSWAB *PUSSY* bailed right after 9/11.

      Do we have a Second?

      1. Second.

        I thought 9-11 was when the mall ninjas joined the Armed Services..

          3. OK Multiple A”AYE” votes. Per TAH Robert’s Rules, only one needed.

            HEY MIKE, BOHICA
            /google it you shitbag cumstain

            Wall of Insults®™
            FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
            TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!!
            DANGER CLOSE!!!!
            MOPP LEVEL 4!!!
            TAKE COVER!!!!!

            Mike Jolly ; ran from the USAF and kicked out of the Marine Corps, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken fucker, moral equivalent of pond scum, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Cambodian cunt sauce, ball working asshole, Poster-child for abortion, Swallowing Spoo Sampler, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, tit, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Mayor Grundle of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, prickwrinkler, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, snowball, giggling beerflecked canker blossom , maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy bag curator, culo de chongo, booger eating fuckbucket, Lemon Party-lusting fruitcake, putrid, rotting, Santorum Stained Molting Muscrat, whoreson whale’s carcass, overzealous polyp burglar, bed wetting, follows in Victorious Felder’s bovine excrement -filled boots, toadstool slime-inhaling dickdrizzling sludge, as fucked up as an opossum eating shit out of a hairbrush, Champion Jailhouse Baloney Pony Rider, moron, Prevaricating Sphincter, Cock Bagel and Dick Doughnut, baby unit, one eyed snake charmer, you’ll never be the man your mother is, Odious Twonk, terminal crotch infection, asshat, dick pickle, wanker, herpes-ridden dung beetle target, first volunteer for being part of a jailhouse human centipede, should eat a nice steaming pile of monkey shit you ass clown, helmet wearing short bus riding window licker, more ate up than a chocolate dildo in a crowded gay bar, shitbag, dipstickus giganticus, Humpty Dumpty cleanup man after the fleet visits Naples, poofter, knob gobbling, fimicolous galactic Jackoff, Assistant Jizz mopper in training, inbred, toe-jam from an infected Filipino hooker that specializes in foot jobs, tortured turnip turd, your penis lives in eternal darkness, I’d hate to see your toilet, retardus maximus, Microcephalic Toad Licker, steaming rat-felching bucket of moldy monkey fuck, Pecker-puffing pickle licker, catcher not pitcher, Arschloch, impotent koekeloeren, slaptard, couldn’t even be trained in my AFSC in the USAF to suck farts out of C-5 seat cushions, mumpsimus, reverse dirty sanchez lover, kutomba wewe, Cryptosporidium-ridden tire tosser, douche & enema nozzle, likes to molest small farm animals, dead and alive, is a hemorrhoid, schlong juice, cum-guzzling gutter butt-slut, Fuck Tart, Sitzpinkler, lispian, Milksop, puss soaked jackwagon, waste of trace elements and water, knob breath dick biscuit, Pettifogger, donkey raping shit-eater, pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo it, may he lay a lip lock on the snotty end of a moose cock,butt munch, man of the night in a large animal bordello, I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck you own mother in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reach-around (Thanks R. Lee) was a two time failure washout from the Marines and the Air Force, THIS FUCKING COWARD BAILED 3 DAYS AFTER 9/11 WHEN HE COULD HAVE BEEN SOMETHING BUT HE *RAN* LIKE A GIANT PUSSY!! , is p5robably not a secret martial arts super ninja, fuckstain skidmark on the underwear of life, taint cookie, Fartleberry, Some NCO Should have beat you within an inch of your life, insult to humanity, shit-filled meatsack, masturbates to videos of Jar-Jar Binks, walking shart shooter, test subject for Preparations A thru G, Remedy critch, Gnard gargling queefsquirt, stupid enough to try to sandpaper to a wildcat’s ass in a phone booth, Handgallop, twat, Obamawad, tool, bint, sleezebag, weaksauce, Gobshite, fuck hole, Pillsbury Dough Bitch, Should NOT be around WOMEN OR CHILDREN, touches himself inappropriately, Turd-Burglar, rimjobber, turd lizard of a roadkill opossum-humper, cum-dumpster, bucked tooth, Useless mangy crotch-dropping, Putz, rectal inspector, ferger, Sheep tits, gonad, queefer, chicken shit, choad, Puppy fucker, dopus, Blue Falcon and Blue Waffle, Fuck Apple with mold, twizzletits, tallywacker, Bozack, Gerbal Felcher, dingleberry, bitch, Saprophyte, ATM, pap smear, shitmitten, Dandy prat, Tazmanian Dorkwad rat fucking, shit-sucking warthog’s asshole, gimp, bescumber, coccydynia, sack of siberian sheep shit, mangina micropeen, Syphilitic Turd Burglar, possibly likes to pick his teeth with Bernath’s used catheters, Hircismus, cheat, pope-fondling, turbo apeshit crazy, Cacafuego, Cock-juggling *Pussy* thundercunt.

            FUCK YOU, ASS HAMSTER!!!
            Here endith the lesson.

            1. That is SUCH poetry, I “squeeee” every time I read it. And I say that only out of dude admiration, bro. Would that I had your gift of gab.

              1. Actually it’s a living document. I am only the curator. It started out with a few basic insults and then because I got tired of typing the same thing “assmunch” “bitch” spermburper, cum slurper” etc, I started cutting and pasting it into a Word document and then everyone from Ex-PH2 and IDC Sarc and Many others started piling on and asking to add their two cents and so it goes.
                All are invited as always, to add to the Wall of Insults®™ and the only thing I do is edit so as not to have too many redundant or similar insults.
                Cheers

    3. By the way, we deployed the Wall of Insults®™ in the first thread, but I agree that Mike Jolly II deserves it again, because of his failure to make it in the USAF, not to mention that it really wasn’t a failure so much AS FUCKING OBVIOUS AND ABSOLUTE COWARDICE when he *RAN AWAY* when the U.S. needed every swinging dick HANDS ON DECK after the 09/11 terrorist attacks.

      1. Has there been a previous two time WOI winner?

        Not that there is anything wrong with that……

        1. Not that I can remember and I just happened across it because I went to the other thread for a minute and saw it posted and thought, Hmmmmm?

          HEY MIKE JOLLY, are you going to come back to this thread and explain your actions an 9/14/2001 with regards to the USAF?

          As a retired Senior Master Sergeant with 23 years from 1984 to 2007, I’d certainly like to hear your excuse.

          /here let me help you get started, “I’m a coward and a pussy and girls beat me up regularly”
          //he won’t show up here again. I bet you $1

          1. 2 bucks says he’ll have a sock puppet show up here 5 says he’s
            Been on here but won’t comment

            😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

            1. Yeah, maybe, we still need an AYE vote to stick the WoI up Mike’s ass. Twice

      2. I actually called but was told a waiver most likely wouldnt be granted since i was 37. Id have washed pots in a mess hall if it gave another of our troops a chance to kill those goat fuckers
        He is a shit sucker

    1. Whoa, whoa, stay in your lane, dude.

      There are no transgenders in the infantry, despite what the TV might say.

    2. hy hey watch your damn mouth son!! 11B /CIB 5x Combat Veteran/retired 1/167th(M)IN.

  11. Substandard Discharge = Shitbag.

    I bet he left to train with “Ranger” Cio Burrell.

    You know, kind of like some Frank Dux Bloodsport shit.

    Only problem: the Air Force did not send some dudes to bring him back.

  12. Washed out of the USAF, did he get pissy because they ran out of crab legs before he was served his Friday Evening Meal?

    1. API, I ate in the Officers’s Mess at Little Creek, VA several times when I was doing the Marine Corps Amphib Recon course. Boy do those Navy Officers eat high on the hog. And they did have crab one evening. But I never ate in an AF mess hall.

      1. Since the 90s everyone in every branch in every mess eats the same shit

        Most nowadays from Gordon Food Service and the like

        Everything operates off a DOD Master Menu

        So a ship sitting in the Mediterranean is serving the same shit as a chow hall at Pendleton same as a DFAC at Kunsan AFB

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