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Tuesdays with Claymore

In an alternate reality, she still sucks.

What’s good for the goose?

Deplorable

Wah wah wah

Rocket surgeon

Keep your friends closer

If the Dem loses, racism

Oh noes, here comez climate change!!!eleven1!

Wait, you consider yourself an American?

Someone call Mitt Romney, his 80’s foreign policy is required

Fake assaults at fake rallies always have fake supporters

Chelsea who?

Well that, and he’s the president. Suck it, Keef.

You’re all mean poopie heads

Been a while since they posted a gun control thread…you’re welcome

Liberals are patriots

Coups and treason and stuff

But they want it NOW (stampy feet)

…and how many of them were gang members?

Switching to Ludicrous Speed!

Somehow this became Jill Stein’s fault?

Your next post should be on parchment then.

Set Phasers to DUmbass

The news of my demise…

The NRA’s fault

How quaint…they think Russian elections aren’t hacked?

But don’t call them elitists.

Obama made people’s lives better…not sure which people.

Wait, I thought you guys were all about exposing lies

7 thoughts on “Tuesdays with Claymore

  1. If Ossoff loses it’s going to have to be racism or something equally dastardly! The dems poured out of state money in to the elections and outspent the repubs by at least 6 to 1 with the most spending in a house election ever. All the big guns came out.

    1. Polls this morning have Handel ahead by a few tenths of a percent. Turnout will decide this. Unless he pulls away by 5 points or more, I don’t know if the race will be decided until Wed or Thurs, counting absentee ballots and provisionals.

  2. The weeping… the wailing… the gnashing of teeth…!

    They have been cast into the outer Grimdark and cannot find their return path!

    Weep, weep, for the unhung villains vilified by the vilifiers!

    Weep, weep, for the children that will….

    Well, that’s about as far as I can go with my analysis of the blubbering whining coming from their direction today. We must never, however, let Benghazi fade away.

    I hope the lefties keep doing things to eternally embarrass themselves. There is no other way to stop the Grimdark from floating in.

  3. gonna take hours to gt rid of this headache… must be like Carrie Fisher. A morbid curiosity about what twisted bullshit they are going to espouse next, read another one…. and that stabbing pain behind the eyes starts up. It’s a sick addiction. I have come to the conclusion that Claymore is a twisted mutant for being able to read all of this nonsense.

    1. Stop off at TAH World-wide HQ and ask for the 55 gal drum of industrial brain bleach. If you order enough, you can be placed on the free shipping list!

  4. I cut my teeth moderating Ann Coulter’s official forum, just ask TSO. Dealing with derpy retard window lickers was a part-time hobby.

    1. You are a braver man than I am, Claymore.

      (Checking.) Nope, still don’t have a dick.

      Durnit!

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