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Douglas Dietrich; Crank

by Jonn Lilyea••63

For some reason, Douglas Dietrich has decided to attack us. Someone recorded one of his radio rants the other day and he claims that we at TAH are satanists who are preparing the world for Satan to take over the planet somehow. We wrote about him and his insanity last year. In this radio rant, he tells us that his father was in the Navy when US forces were actually repelled at the battle for Okinawa and they had to evacuate all the way back to California in a “Normandy Invasion in reverse”. His father witnessed the evacuation, even though his father spent the entire war in Rochester, New York. The US troops were beaten by the Kamikaze, the Divine Wind caused by the souls of the Japanese pilots.

He goes on tell the story that his father witnessed when John McCain destroyed his ship with an errant missile firing – then McCain defected to the North Vietnamese who welcomed him with open arms. The problem with his story, besides the obvious, is that Dietrich’s father retired from the Navy in 1965 and couldn’t witness anything that happened during Vietnam. His father’s records;

He goes on to tell of his derring-do during the Gulf War in the Marine Corps – the problem with that part of the story is that Dietrich was an entry-level discharge after three months of service two years before the Gulf War;

That’s when he breaks into his rant about TAH and our plans for the coming of Satan. Somehow, taking on Paul Reickoff is part of that plan. Anyway, here’s the radio show presented for your entertainment. The person who sent the audio helpfully put in buzzer sounds after every lie. I was playing with my new Adobe Video Editor for the first time, so be gentle in criticizing my editing skills;

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63 thoughts on “Douglas Dietrich; Crank”

  5. Dear TAH,

    This guy is a keg full of foamy awesomeness.

    Signed,

    Lucifer

  6. So, we’re running with SATAN here at TAH?

    Wow!

    The boy needs to be talking with a psychiatrist and starting some meds and electroshock therapy ASAP. He also should stop with the Alien Anal probings…

  7. The child molester look definitely helps his credibility!

    They say you can’t fix stupid. Evidently you can’t fix crazy, either.

  8. With all the numerous cases of actual stolen valor that are available for investigation and/or publicity, why even bother publishing obvious psychiatric cases such as this?

    1. At the risk of overstating the obvious – maybe because it’s his own blog and Jonn can publish whatever he wants to for reasons he is under no obligation to share with the rest of us, even though he mostly does?

  10. Gahh…what did I just listen too? He’s worse than a flapping vagina making pancakes……***ewwwww*** :green:

  13. WHY does he wear a scarf around his neck like that? I assume he uses it to wipe the spooge off his face in between tricks when he’s blowing winos behind bus stops. I wonder how many radio stations subscribe to his program? He sounds at least twice as wacko as Coast to Coast AM.

    1. I used to LOVE listening to the “COAST TO COAST AM” radio broadcast, especially back when Art Bell was hosting it, and I was driving late at night in rural Idaho, where there’s nothing for hundreds of miles.

      That’s when all those UFO stories seem to come true, or at least, begin to sound really plausible!

      Alas, with Art Bell gone, the show just isn’t the same anymore.

      1. Coast To Coast, or what Hack liked to call NPR, National Paranoid Radio.

    2. The other day i was listening to Coast to Coast while driving, and I couldn’t believe the completely totally retarded shit those people were talking about.
      Apparently Earth has been taken over by the lizard aliens who are war the insectesoids who were also defeated by an alliance between the grays and the green aliens

      1. I use to listen to it on occasion years ago – on nights I was dealing with insomnia. I remember the night the infamous “Area 51 caller” made his first call into Art Bell… talk about a really bizzaro program.

        Douglas Deitrich would be at home as a regular guest on the show.

      2. I remember listening to it one night when some guy called in claiming to be a time traveler and babbled on about how global warming was being used by the elite as a tool to prevent the Earth from being invaded and taken over by a reptilian race called The Mim. The more I listened to that show just to stay awake the more I wondered just what kind of shit people will actually believe.

        1. I’d rather ask just what kind of shit people will actually take?

      3. I have it on good authority that Nancy Pelosi is one of the lizard people.

        Just sayin’…

        1. There are subsets of the Lizard People, Nasty Pelosi is the leader of one of those subsets, Hank Johnson and Mad Max Waters are arguing to see who leads another subset. Imagine listening to them?

        2. Have to admit, that explains soooo much.

          No nurse, I haven’t had my meds yet. Thank you.

  14. It’s bad enough when they lie about their own service, but to lie about your father’s service as well? That takes a very special kind of crazy.

  16. We at TAH are Dark Side Cultists? Well, let’s see what my board and planchette have to say about it:

    S-t-a-y-i-n-g a-l-i-v-e-…

    AAAAWWW SHIT, I ended up getting a Bee Gee Board, DAMMIT!

  17. No,no! They have it ALL WRONG. It is not the Mim. It is not just a race of reptilian aliens, or greens/grays battling it out in the nearest gaybar backed by a Donna Summers medley on the jukebox.

    The Snakes have been abducting people for decades. They take them to LV248 where the Alien Queen plants facehuggers on them. Once the fertilization process takes place, the Evil Robot David puts the embryos in jars full of mayonnaise and leaves them there to complete their incubationary period.

    There are currently 2,463,786,249 mayonnaise jars warehoused, waiting for release at the signal from Kraniou Topos. When that happens, the Swarm will be collected in transport cubes, loaded onto ships, and sent to Earth to munch up what’s left of humans.

    That’s what I heard, and I’m stickin’ to it.

    1. Do they posses an alien anal probe? ‘Cause if they do, I’m gonna be cloning a genetically improved gigantic rabid mongoose to protect my ass from them.

  18. Let me get this straight… at one time a certain “lawer” claimed that we were minions of MS-13. Now Douglas Dietrich is claiming that we are minions of Satan. Hell, all I ever wanted was to be Lithuanian Amish… or a midget pr0n star.

    Looks like I’m gonna have to reevaluate things in my life…

    1. All I ever wanted was a Kitchen Aide stand mixer so that I don’t have to stir the cookie dough any longer. Stirring is hard.

      1. Worth every penny! Get the ones with the arms that hold the bowl, not the one that screws into the base. Sadly, there is a lot of plastic in the newer ones. I bought mine when they were mostly steel, or maybe aircraft aluminum (and dadgum HEAVY!).

  19. It’s either Flakka or straight up schizo. The Flakka takers are always babbling on about Satan and demons inside of people. I’d go either way so keep your arms and ears inside the vehicle at all times to avoid being bitten.

  21. Now do you see and understand TRAVIS AARON WADE? …

    You really aren’t as special as you think you are. You’re just another random pile of stinking dog shit amongst hundreds of other stinking piles of stinking dog shit at a large hipster doggie park.

  23. Minion, huh?

    Do I get to dress up in a funky yellow suit and go, “Beedo!”

  26. That’s why I love this site. You bring all the bat shit crazy folks out to play.

  27. Does this clown broadcast from his basement, in Mommys house, someplace? next to the nuculear waste storage facility? Over the injun burial ground? Nigh the Love Canal? Some serious wackiness going on.

    1. This guy is ALL OVER You-Tube. The scary thing is there are a shit load of other wack jobs that actually believe his crazy shit.

  28. Dang.

    Now all we need is for Jonn to start selling t-shirts with some of the quotes from Travis Aaron Wade, Douglas Dietrich, Bernath, et al with some really cool satanic lizard graphics… we can all be part of the cult!

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