Don sends us a link to the story of Gregg Nicholas who was arrested in Huntsville, Alabama Texas for impersonating a Homeland Security agent. He was caught when he tried to have DHS patches sewn on some camouflaged shirts. He had DHS decals plastered all over his truck which was fitted with red and blue lights and a siren;
Police seized 14 guns — four of which belonged to Nicholas — at his home on Madison 3044, according to court documents. Nicholas was convicted in 2007 of felony criminal possession of a weapon while living in New York, court documents show. As a convicted felon, Nicholas is prohibited from possessing a firearm.
Now he’s looking at more felony charges for his childish attempt to be a good guy with a gun.
Hunstville, huh?
Oh, that’s where someone took a potshot at an upper floor of a research building last week, on the campus of UA-H. I wonder if any of those guns he had will match the bullets that were fired.
EX, UA-H is University of Alabama, Huntsville, Alabama, a city known for its scientific research in military fields.
Huntsville, TX is known for being the site of the primary Texas state prison.
It is also known as Rocket City in that it is the site of the research and building of the Saturn V Rocket.
Huntsville was the home of thousands of real rocket scientists back in the 60’s as they designed and built many of the separate systems regarding rocket engines, guidance systems and a host of other things.
Huntsville is a cool place to visit.
Huntsville Texas is Rocket City? I did not know that.
He can always go to Texas and double the size of ” The Centre” under the command of Cheese-Slayer.
Turd Bolling might be hiring as well.
How’s the old Cheeseslayer doin’? Must be working on wife #16 or something…
ALL OF ‘Ol “Blobfish” Chevalier’s would-be fiancees can be counted as “Near Missuses”!
Guy either had a stroke at some point or his facial features are from two different daddys.
Yeah, HE DOES look like he is his own cousin!
where I grew up we’d say his family tree doesn’t fork, in school they said you can’t write that in official documents and they told us to call it a consanguineous parentage. That really just sounds worse to me.
Family tree looks like a telephone pole.
HOW did that booger-eatin’ pus-nuts no-load pisspants grease-headed shitpants jailhouse Sparkle Pony get those great big upper earlobes, was he the prize jailhouse BITCH of his cell block during previous time in lockup? Oh well, the State of Texas DOES NOT fuck around when it comes to Criminal Justice so I’m sure he’s gonna have plenty of late night love sessions with Bubba & Thor before he gets shared with the rest of his cell block.
Errr, being a DHS guy is a thing? I mean, if he packed on a few pounds he could work for TSA for real!
I know a guy that was a TSA agent. He was also a lawyer. And gave tours around Oregon. Surprisingly, he never was an Honorary Chief Petty Officer.
I dunno shit about DHS…but this guy’s a D-Bag
DHS agent is a thing, they fall under a big umbrella of ICE, FPS, etc. Why anyone would want to be pretend to be one is a mystery to me. Hell, if you are going to pretend to be something go with FBI, DEA or even local fuzz.
It is my understanding that most DHS agents are fake LEOs anyway.
Sort of, almost true. Unknown to most people, Federal Agents have very limited arrest powers. They can’t do much without the cooperation of state and local authorities.
ICE Deportation Officers have limited scope, but DHS/HSI (Homeland Security Investigations) are 1811’s just the same as FBI Agents and all other Federal agents. They enforce all the federal laws, and through joint agreements serve on federal/local task forces.
HSI does a lot of human trafficking investigations, computer fraud and even terrorism investigations. I worked for ICE but we frequently worked with HSI. I remember a case they investigated where an entire shipping container of AK-47’s were seized. Those sat in our property room for years.
Heard those 1811s in DHS got some very lenient PT rules and guidance like FPS.
Shit on a Stick! The turd you can pick up by the clean end.
Angelo Otchy as an older man.
When I first read this I thought it said DHL. Was wondering why someone would want to fake being a glorified mailman.
Damn eyesight isn’t what it used to be. 🙁
Who wouldn’t want the cool flying van?
LOL Look at AJ Dickens Junior…trying to play hero!
Looks just like Dickens, except this dude has a toupee on his dick shaped head.