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North Korea accuses US of bio-chemical attack

by Jonn Lilyea••22

According to Reuters the North Koreans are accusing the CIA and South Korean intelligence service of plotting a bio-chemical terrorist attack on the hermit kingdom;

“The Central Intelligence Agency of the U.S. and the Intelligence Service (IS) of south Korea, hotbed of evils in the world, hatched a vicious plot to hurt the supreme leadership of the DPRK and those acts have been put into the extremely serious phase of implementation after crossing the threshold of the DPRK,” the North’s KCNA news agency quoted the statement as saying, referring to the North by its official name, the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.

“A hideous terrorists’ group, which the CIA and the IS infiltrated into the DPRK on the basis of covert and meticulous preparations to commit state-sponsored terrorism against the supreme leadership of the DPRK by use of bio-chemical substance, has been recently detected.”

They claim that the West paid someone named “Kim” $40,000 to make the attack.

“They hatched a plot of letting human scum Kim commit bomb terrorism targeting the supreme leadership during events at the Kumsusan Palace of the Sun and at military parade and public procession after his return home,” KCNA said.

“They told him that assassination by use of biochemical substances including radioactive substance and nano poisonous substance is the best method that does not require access to the target, their lethal results will appear after six or twelve months…

I think it’s just wishful thinking on their part but everyone named Kim in the North are probably trembling at the thought that they’ll be accused.

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22 thoughts on “North Korea accuses US of bio-chemical attack”

  1. Sounds more like an attempt to divert attention from their use of chemical weapons against the fat Dorks brother.

    1. The phat, evil, little bastard already whining about his come uppance when he hasn’t even been attacked yet….what a P.O.S.! This crap is for his people, to make them think we are the great enemy…their “great enemy” is PHAT BOY!

  2. Next up, a trembling, almost comatose Nork named Kim will be paraded onto a stage and “confess” that he’s the guy. Trump met with him personally, and gave him the “bio chemical substance”, paid him $40K and sent him off to do the deed.
    Or, is the “assassin” really Kim Jung Un, aka NDtBF?

      1. It looks like three of the four Americans they’re holding are named Kim; Kim Sang Dok, Kim Dong Chul and now Kim Hak Song.

        1. Why would any foreigner, much less Americans, WANT to visit Nork and NDtBF? “There be dragons. That way lies trouble.”

  5. Fatty Kim da T’ird must not be getting enough media attention right now. I expect a temper tantrum from him by Tuesday PM my time.

  8. I was hearing this off and on all day Friday on the conservative talk shows (the only thing I listen to weekday mornings). I thought for sure it was someone hacking and spoofing the DemSM “news”. My co-worker and I were getting the biggest laugh out of it.

    1. I remember the “little” detail that was giving us the laughs….the attacker was a lumberjack, and the poison and the nanos were on an axe……that somehow the lumberjack was allowed to bring into Norkland.

  9. NDtBF needs to drag his fat ass over here, go hang out in one of several west coast asian gang ran ghetto’s. And, get his not-so-royal ass kicked. Thinking Little Saigon in Seattle would be the place to get it done.

  10. “…hotbed of evils in the world, hatched a vicious plot to hurt the supreme leadership of the DPRK and those acts have been put into the extremely serious phase of implementation after crossing the threshold of the DPRK”

    Will someone take the thesaurus from the NORK’s already? They’re starting to sound like one of Bernath’s court filings.

  11. If we really wanted to kill dipshit mcstuffin, we could very easily do it.

    It wouldn’t take much, we could poison his hostess cupcakes, or his cheetos, or the 5 lbs of food he eats every meal without anyone knowing it happened. They could even do a slow poison that takes years to kill him.

    More blatherskite from the North to get more of what they want from us so Kim can keep himself nice n’ flabby.

    One day we’re going to have to support fixing that shithole and get it back to functional capacity, start feeding all those people who’ve been starved for decades, and help the reunification of the Koreas like with Germany. The problem is, North Korea is 10-25 times worse off than East Germany ever was. We don’t want to have to fix that place. It’d potentially be cheaper to just move everyone out of the North, give them a 6 figure bank account and a house somewhere else than to repair that place.

    1. You just hit the Chinese problem on the head – they could give a shit about the Norks per se, but the refugee problem they would be hit with in event of war and post war reconstruction bills: Those would be inconceivable.

  12. It might be interesting to see if anything lethal occurs six to twelve months from now. Perhaps a purge disguised as collateral damage from an unsuccessful attempt on The Dear Leader.

  13. These are just obvious cover for roundups of Americans dumb enough to live in NK. The hobgoblin is getting more paranoid that the US might drop a few MOABs in his beach resort so he is collecting up some human shields.

    Can’t say I blame him any. You poke a paranoid delusional dictator in the eye a few times and he will pay attention and react.

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