For some reason unknown to me, family and friends alike keep sending me this video. It seems to have something to do with me laughing while watching the Notebook and constantly using the word Pu##y during Hacksaw Ridge. I try to find hope in everything, so I thought maybe the posers and embellishes we expose here can make a valuable contribution to society after all. Besides, isn’t Valentines Day all about offering your heart to someone? Won’t you join me and Coleman Sweeney on this day and spread the word that there is hope for everyone…eventually.
A Public Service Announcement (Strong language)
Actually, he was just unconscious, not dead. But since he was such an a$$hole….
He is still an asshole, except now, he is an asshole in HELL!
Dave,
That was damn funny.
Semper Fi.
Every asshole has a purpose in life.
Now that was funny! There is hope for everyone after all! Maybe even my brother. I have been hoping to see his face on a milk carton, but this would be just as good! Thanks Dave!
and now we see why I am a donor…. I am at least good for fertilizer. Anything else: the wife may dispute.
I might be an asshole after watching that.
Laughed my ass off. Just like I do when I watched The Notebook with the wife and it pissed her off to no end. Thanks Dave.
THAT was funny! I think AZtoVA got it right!
https://youtu.be/UrgpZ0fUixs
Thanks, I didn’t know there was an official video to go with that song. 🙂
Thanks Dave. I luckily never had to watch the Notebook. I did get my wife to see Deadpool, it was a love story!
Educational too, it teaches you how to count backwards from 12!
Okay, technically this is a murder. But most great love stories start with a murder!
And I only have twelve bullets, so you’re gonna have to share!
Why do my family and friends keep sending me this video?
Now you, too, Dave…
Yup, every asshole has a purpose in life, even if it’s only for spare parts.
We need a “Like” button. One version I’ve seen is where one can register a “+” or “-” with the numbers of each.
I don’t get it. Why was Coleman Sweeney an asshole?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfBdMXhpQnU
Does it count if I donate my asshole?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IU_y9FB0QKk
Yes, yes I am.