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William J. Burley goes to jail

by Jonn Lilyea••38

William-Burley

William J. Burley has been in our gallery since October 2012. He once sent a phony lawyer after us because, ostensibly, he had turned his life around and had quit pretending to be a SEAL. Until he stopped quit pretending. According to the Northwest Herald, he offered his services as a highly decorated SEAL to an aid agency to recover their kidnapped employees. They paid SEAL prices for a brig rat. Of course, he failed to get their aid workers released and now he’s headed for jail;

Burley made more false representations about his past achievements in 2012 when he went to Crystal Lake to present “rescue plans” for the hostages to IAS America, the release stated. The organization ended its relationship with Burley when it learned he was not a Navy SEAL.

Burley pleaded guilty to wire fraud on Aug. 30, 2016, the release stated. On Monday, he was sentenced to three years in federal prison followed by three years of supervised release, according to the news release.

He also was ordered to pay full restitution of more than $32,400 to IAS America, the release stated.

Maybe his phony lawyer chick can get him a deal.

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38 thoughts on “William J. Burley goes to jail”

  1. Hmm, three years in the clutches of Bubba & Thor, I wonder if he has any remorse at all other than getting caught? And that photo of him, is that him in his Mommy’s backyard wearing his finest Airsoft gear?

    1. Don’t forget Julio and Mr. “Tiny”… they’re gonna want some of that “action”.

      1. It’s these dickheads that ruin it for normal airsofters who just want to have a laugh with friends playing with toy guns.

        He ruins it for the milsim players who just want to run and play in cool themed events and feel like a action movie star for a few days.

        I use real issue gear/high end gear coz im fed up of rebuying airsoft shit every season when it dies and just enjoy the game for what it is a version of cops and robbers with better toys and hate tools like this so fucking much what a cunt

  4. He looks kinda pasty in the backyard photo, maybe he should have taken a break from his marathon XBox sessions in his Momma’s basement and gotten at least a little bit of a tan before he posed in his Airsoft gear!

    1. Bun a is going to live that soft pasty skin. He might even receive soft kisses moments before they turn his rectum inside out. But hey, he’s SEAL tough… he can handle
      It.

  5. I guess it is true what they say? Employers never check your references? If you say you worked for the Pope, they’ll just believe you….

  6. You gotta give it to this dude; he had some balls to actually sign off on a professional contract to do an operation in Africa while being a phony…Too bad for him, those same balls will now be in high demand by his cellmates when he reports to do hard-time in a federal pen…

  7. Idiot meets comeuppance.

    When reality smacks you, it tends to hurt. I suppose William J. Burley is learning how that works now…

  9. Give this guy some credit! He may be a moron gym rat (at least that’s what the pic screams) with some serious delusions of grandeur but at least he tried to physically look the part instead of just slap a Trident and some medals on his sorry jellyrolls. Lol.

  11. he was sentenced to three years in federal prison followed by three years of supervised release,

    [the following should be sung like “a partridge in a pear tree…”]

    And an ass kicking by a real SEAL.

  12. Now he is going to visit someone “AT THIS MOMENT YOU WILL B VISITED” … “I’ll EXPLAIN. JUST EXCATLY HOW BETTER YET IIL SHOW U ASSHOLE”.

    Guess he is going to cometh like the DRG.

  13. But but but…

    He looks super duper SEALy! He’s even flipping everyone off with his trigger finger like SEALs do!

    And, he’s all OPSEC and shit. Look at how he has his front sight post covered so we can’t see the Top Secret range dope he’s set it at.

  14. Victimless crime that Stolen Valor.
    This fucktard almost got people killed. Forget the money part.

  15. What is this? No vest? No Harley? He is not even trying? You sir, are a fuckwad, asshole, cocksucker and a liar! I really hope you get a nice warm welcome from Tiny and the gang? I hope you bought a life time supply of soap on a rope? How does it feel to be internet famous you lying assbag cocksucker? Enjoy your 3 years, by that time, I’m sure your asshole will fall down to your knees!, (giggle, snort!)

  16. I often wonder who the dipshit is that takes the picture of these phonies. What kind of maroon goes along and says “sure, I’ll snap that photo”.

  19. Three years of Fed time? There goes any rights to purchase, own, or be given a gun. All he’ll be legally able to have is the airsofts.

  21. Here’s this POS’s information so far from the Bureau of Prisons public web site[www.bop.gov] so you can track on him and where he goes:
    WILLIAM JAMES BURLEY
    Register Number: 11201-070
    Age: 36
    Race: White
    Sex: Male
    NOT IN BOP CUSTODY
    Release Date: UNKNOWN

    He will eventually come up on the site with a location, in case you want to write him !

  22. That’s one high privacy fence. May be necessary for training, such as rappelling. Probably preparing for a secret squirrel op. /sarc

    1. You must be talking about “Operation Felching Gerbil”… that skrit skwirrl mission that all of those “Call of Booty – Anal Buttsekks Warrior” players engage in.

  24. Word comes from inside the joint Burley is starting a local prison newspaper called Burley’s Bitches. Among other classified ad columns (Including: Men Seeking Well-Hung Men) he is starting a new SEAL column which is REALLY pissing off some…….It’s called the SEAL column. Seeking Experienced Ass Lovers.

    Yeh Mr. CLimbToGlory….go ahead and run your mouth on this one! It appears you have a prurient interest in such stories.

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