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Ryan Patrick Morris; phony soldier in court

Ryan Patrick Morris

Ryan Patrick Morris, in Cascade County, Montana, was jmmed up in court on charges of burglary and theft, so he told the judge that he was a wounded soldier, according to the Great Falls Tribune;

The judge read back Morris’ statements from hearing transcripts, verifying that Morris told the court, “I’ve done seven combat tours in Iraq and Afghanistan.”

Records show Morris also said he suffered from combat-related post-traumatic stress disorder and had a hip replacement after being injured by an improvised explosive device, or IED.

He wanted special treatment in the veterans’ court. So, the judge told him to meet with the Veterans’ Court coordinator, but the next day he violated his bond by carrying a weapon and consuming alcohol.

Court transcripts show he made an initial appearance after the alleged violations and said, “I’m a seven-time combat vet, special teams operator. I was actually at the Mayor’s Challenge. I’m actually on the outreach team for any homeless vets with Mayor Kelly.”

Records also show Morris refused to sign a release for the court to obtain an official service record. Morris’ father contacted the Veterans Court coordinator in October to say that his son never served in the military, though he tried several times, and that Morris previously lied about being a veteran in Georgia.

So, the judge brought the hammer down;

Pinski said the disrespect Morris showed the court “pales in comparison” to the disrespect he showed the 441 Montana service members killed in the line of duty since the Korean War.

The judge ordered Morris pay a $500 fine and serve 30 days in jail, though he suspended the jail time and ordered Morris serve 441 hours of community service with a veteran service organization within one year — one hour for each of the fallen Montanans he mentioned.

That’s all before he even faces those initial burglary charges. He also needs some jail time for that heinous haircut.

45 thoughts on “Ryan Patrick Morris; phony soldier in court

  1. This lying motherfucker should be dick-stomped by every veteran currently residing in Montana; female veterans should get to dick-stomp him twice…

    1. CH,
      He would have to have a dick for this sentence to be carried out, and I used to share a house with a female cat who had a bigger dick than this individual.

    2. CH – the female vets need to cunt punt the hipster haircut wearing mangina into the next county for his bullshit.

    1. Yeah… bet he has some skin-tight flannel shirts and skinny jeans to round out the look. The look that screams “mountain man,” if only gluten free tacos grew in the wild.

  2. “30 days in jail, though he suspended the jail time and ordered Morris serve 441 hours of community service with a veteran service organization within one year” Thanks, Judge Penski, for suspending the 30 days. I thought such diversion was for Veterans in the Veterans’ Court Program. And thanks for putting this POS anywhere near a Veterans organization of any kind. Nice work, Your Honor. Turd.

  3. So now real veterans must suffer his presence for 441 hours? What did they do to deserve it? Better that he be forced to do something useful like cleaning porta potties with a toothbrush he must later use on himself. He shouldn’t be allowed around real veterans.

    Otherwise, good on the judge, qualified, depending upon how the original charges are handled.

  4. Hell, he is obviously a poser.

    No dog
    No vest
    No motorcycle
    No patches
    No POW patch
    No thousand yard stare
    No cap noting service
    No biker chick
    No partial uniform

    This guy isn’t even trying.

    1. Hey guys,

      I wear and really like 5-11 jackets and pants. Since I’m retired now, does that make me a poser? I hope not, I like their stuff, lol. Oh, and it has two patches, my IR flag from Afghanistan and a patchalf given to me by some buds in the German mountain infantry.

  5. Kudos to the father who called BS on Ryan Patrick Morris.

    Leads me to believe that Ryan Patrick Morris is a self-made loser, thief, and liar.

  6. The military rejected this example of America’s finest? They did that to wideload, also. Probably the same recruiter.

  7. I can think of no better way for Morris and his godawful haircut to serve the community than by sending them to Iraq to be the point man for the human mine detector platoon.

  8. Community service for a burglar?!? Oh, that’ll end well! They need to put his sticky fingers out on a road gang!

    1. No, that’s just for the stolen valor. The court hasn’t even addressed the burglary charges yet.

  9. He should be ordered to visit all 441 graves and apologize to each one.

    Said visit to each marker to be at his own expense. So if any of them are buried at sea, or one of the cemeteries overseas, he better start planning his route.

      1. Funny.

        Have not heard that one in a long time.

        But I think he is going to be “sporting” another type of one soon…..

  10. He’s got the “high and tight” going for him. That will make it easier to hold his ears in jail on the burglary charge.

    Pudgy little cocksucker.

  11. 441 hours of community service? Now he is just going to talk to Vets and steal their stories, then pass them off as his own. This guy seems like THAT kind of asshole.

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